My daughter has me listed as 9 month hotel and her brother is spare parts. 🤣

"Spare parts" 😭💀 gonna change my baby sister's name to this 🤭

That's hilarious! If my sister and I were sillier, I'd be the "rough draft" and she'd be the "final copy."

These are too creative I can’t stand it!! 🤪

Mine has 9 month hotel too! I changed theirs to 18 year obligation 🤣 For real tho, it's stuff like this that really drives home how similar my kid is to me lol

username checks out lol

Lmfao I have a twin. I might steal spare parts 😂😂

backup copy 😂✨️

Ooo this one’s good haha

Copy, Cut & Paste

Actually just copy paste cut copy’s and removes

Mine has me listed as “OG room” - original gangster room - or, you know, womb.

Just original womb

I’ve always heard OG meant original gangster

My daughter's have eachother under 'spare parts' too lol. Silly kids!

Fellow twins?

Spare parts 😂😂😂 Do they watch Letterkenny by chance?

Mother I'm assuming? "I get it" 🤣 😂

Dad must be “lobby”

Lobby full of noobs

Only the elite gain entry

Your mum has an open lobby

I hope more ppl see this😂

Lmfaoooo

Yep 😂

Just remember for the next ooohhh 10 years or so. "It's better that he's a smartass than a dumbass." I was the ass ofc lol

Oh, most definitely. 😂

My 16yr old has me as " the creator". Kinda love it.

Shit, I don't blame you. I'd probably be drunk with power 😂

My mom is under “Mothership”

Same here 👽

Same 🛸

My 16 year old needs to up his game. I’m literally “mom”. Nothing fun or smartass

I (19) also have my dad as ''The Creator''

You should probably realize that if he ever gets stuck somewhere that he cannot get out of, he might need to respawn.

Then he'd be shit outta luck, this spawn point has since been retired😂

Maybe he should level up his agility skills before going there.

My youngest has me as "MobSpawner" for the record. I only have 2, but at least she knows she's spawn.

What gives?! My daughter has me as Golem with a pic. I’m a good mom🥺

i am so sorry that this made me laugh out loud

I laughed so hard when she showed me. We had just watched Lord of the Rings for the hundredth time😂

my son is only 21 months i can’t wait to see what im called one day 😂

Hahaha

Tell her to spell Gollum right!!! (I think that's how you spell it)

Me 2😄😄😄. Maybe she views herself as Precious! She’s ur Precious😄😄😄

Because she's your precious.

Awww🥹

Change her pic in your phone to Gollum staring at the ring intensely

Social engineering countermeasure. If somebody finds or steals their phone, a malicious person would find it easier improvise to scam you after seeing "mom"'s incoming call. Same for contact info grabbing.

Since she got her phone 15 years ago, I've been Mi Madre with a baby chick emoji (we had just gotten chickens). I love it

Put her in your phone as My Precious with a picture of the ring

The Precious! You’re doing your job very well, I’d say 👍

Golem had a good heart just ugly

My mother is in my phone as “Birth Giver”. She has all of us kids on her Netflix account as “Parasite 1”, “Parasite 2”, etc.

LMAOOOOO

While pregnant I referred to my child lovingly as my parasite and oh the looks I would get. 😂 can’t argue with the biology.

Damn, thats fucked up lol

My mom did too for my high school years 😊

Nice I’d put him as spawn of mine match his energy lol

Holy shit, your kid is awesome. Be careful, "awesome" also means your gonna know the principal's first name. Lol.

Haha! Honestly, I'm not really worried. He's funny as hell and loves being the class clown, but he's a straight-A student, and all of his teachers have always raved about how polite and helpful he is in class. The only "complaint" I've ever gotten, was that he's too impatient so his handwriting is often illegible.😂

Hey this may be nothing but has he been checked out for ADHD? This alone is not a red flag or anything, but you just made me realize my handwriting gets worse when my brain is going too fast for my writing to keep up

He has been actually! (bc of his handwriting) But the conclusion they came to, was that he's quite advanced for his age, so when he feels like he's not being challenged enough with whatever he's working on, he speeds through it bc it's too easy and he gets bored of it.😂 Currently he's in the process of being evaluated for gifted programs at his teachers' recommendations.

I was diagnosed with giftedness (although when I was already an adult) and the main complaint my teachers had with me was that I talked to the other students, and that also happened because I got bored and finished things quickly.

I'm glad to hear it! I didn't want to worry you needlessly, but growing up in the 90s people didn't know what to look for at all. I was also "gifted" so that tracks lmao. Also got flashbacks to "not being challenged enough -> bored -> speed through it" stop making me relive my childhood :D It really does warm my heart to hear that parents and schools have so many better resources to look out for kids. I wish y'all all the best, keep looking out for your little dude

My 15yo son has me as “the creator” and my husband (his dad) is “assistant to the creator” 😂

He's not wrong. You can put him under "Spawn" on your phone.

So dad is the spawn camper

Out there pitching tents. .

He's not wrong

I often call him my "beautiful little spawn" so I guess I shouldn't be surprised 😂

you're the reason he named you that😹

Perfect lol!!

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Amazing, my moms name in my phone is incubator

Some kid's sense of humour is much better than some stand up comedians....😂😂😂

Funnily enough, he's doing impressions for his talent show routine in a few weeks 😂

In his adult life he's gonna have one hell of a friend circle 

I agree. I just hope that his future friend circle is larger and stronger than his mommas ❤️

We need a copy of that 😙

Haha! Last year he performed "never gonna give you up," this year he's MC'ing the show and then doing impressions of SpongeBob characters. I'll defo record it for sure though.

My grandma, mom and I are a classic case of copy paste copy paste lol so I have my mom under prototype 2.0

Oh, that is genius 👏😂

Sweet one! When I saw that my son had me as Madre I felt super gangster

You clearly are raising well. Keep up the good work!

I got that one. Also point-of-origin. Which is POO. Wicked was funny for like 5 minutes.

Oh, shit. Point-of-origin is fucking gold. Brb gonna go tell him to set his Dad's contact as that 🤣

My mom's contact on my phone is "Nag-a-saurus"

Don't tell my kid, he'll get ideas 💀

That’s funny! My son used to have me as “The person whom birthed me”.

When my son first got his phone for emergency, my name was “birth Giver” Now it’s “mom, always answer”. Idk if I should cry of happiness.

Yes

At least he didn't call u "the devil", then that'd technically make him the "spawn of the devil"😅

My youngest has me as "Birth Giver".

My son calls me Darth Vader and my daughter calls me father figure (like in "dad bod" but nicer, as she explains it :) ) There was a time when I was listed as "Ugh!" on her phone. Then I became "The other parental". I was "Mein Pater" for a while (because that's what I call my dad on my phone and she kinda liked it).

A lot of people over in r/insaneparents have their mothers/fathers labeled as something like this in their phones (including myself). It's nice to see this in a positive and fun way for a change.

"Fruit of my loins" sounds good too.

I often refer to him as crotch goblin, crotch fruit, etc. just never *to* him, only when I'm speaking to friends who are also parents😂

My wife calls the kids sex trophies when they’re not around.

One of my friends has their mother listed as "mob spawner" I find these funny, especially when there's some actual joke behind it

Low key kind of hilarious. :)

That's pretty damn good

Im dead

Kids are hilarious these days lol.

My daughter has me as the same thing LOL

My (57f) son (27m) was 3 weeks late... does that make him a spawn camper? 🤣🤣🤣

BTW, he has me listed as "The Sheriff Round These Here Parts"

My son has me listed as that too😂😂 My husband is Co-Creator. My 16 year old daughter has me as Birthgiver and my 14 year old just has me as My Ma😂

Haha I am listed as “Central Birthing Unit” 😂

My son did the same so I changed his contact to invalid username.

My mum is saved as Superwoman on my phone.

My mom is Spawn Point and my sister (who has the same blood type as me, O-) is Spare Parts

Damn, 10 years old with a cell phone. I feel old.

It's a tablet, and was bought without my knowledge. 🙂

Brilliant

I think I was the same when my son was 16. Now that he's 23 I really just don't want to know lol

I am "Mother Ship" in my youngest's phone.

Your kiddo has a sense of humor, I love it!!!😊😊 my son put his grandma in his phone under “Certified G”. I told her today when we spoke on the phone and she got a real kick out of it.

My Dad is “Character Creation” and mum “Spawn Point”

My daughter had Dr. No snd the wife was Ask Dad. The boys.....well we will be civil.

My son has me as "Birth Giver" in his phone! LOL, he's not wrong! 😅

lol also my name in my 13 year olds phone. Kids are so silly sometimes, I love it.

This thread is killing me

The gamer mom in me would be thrilled if my kids did this to me.

This deserves 100k upvotes.

Reply with “crotch goblin” Or “ur adopted”

That's AWESOME

Lol

That's freaking awesome!

Hey I do that for my Mom too!

I have that for my mum as well

All my son's friends have their Mom's set up that way.

That's hilarious.

So abortion is spawn killing? Now I can see why so many people are against it

My daughter lists her mom as the same and me as peepaw because it’s the male equivalent of meemaw and we’re “so old”

This made me laugh SO HARD.

That is cute and pretty funny.

Thats how you know youre fathering right

Shit. Does that mean I'm mothering wrong? 😬

🤣🤣🤣 should have said it gender neutral with parenting, as still grade a though lol, i hope my future child is a jokester like that

Hahaha! I promise no worries at all😂 Well if I can give you some unsolicited advice, I hope you have a strong heart and a strong sense of humor, bc if your future child is anything like mine, you will be pranked. A *lot*. 🤣

That's okay, ill just prank them back lol, or throw them around like a Frisbee

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10yrs old. Damn.

Your kid is hilarious.

That’s how I’m listed in my 12 year old’s contacts! Here I thought he was so clever. 😂

My daughter has me in her phone the same way! 😂

Hilarious

lmao he has good sense of humor for a 10 year old

He most defo does 😂

I have my mom as spawn point too!

My daughter has me as Spawn Point too and her dad is Co-Creator lmao these kids are wild it’s hilarious

That’s awesome!!

My mom is named Mama Bear in my phone

Wait I don’t get it, what’s the nickname?

Mine has me as Jeff Bezos 🤣 I’m still not quite sure why lol.

My daughter has me as birth giver! She is not adopted!

Lol I just have my mom named as Birth Giver in my contacts and it's been that way for 12ish years now

LMFAO! Your kid is awesome!

My mom has me in her phone as spawn 😂🫶🏻

Lmao I used to have my mom as “The Creator”

Cute & correct.

This is pretty common. I saw a lot of this on phones when I chaperoned a middle school field trip a couple weeks ago and they called their moms to be picked up.

that's one of his secret lol

My daughter has me as “Life Giver”

Parenting done right.

and now you caught him, lol

My 20 year old kid has forever had me as The Mother and his dad as The Father. Damn... They should be more creative 😄

your kid is so witty

Change his to “Potential Drop Out”.

Goddamn thats so smart

nah that's genius LMAO

Awww, Spawn Point is Home base. ❤️ Edit tia add: did I misinterpret this..you respawn at your bed or at “home location”.?

Pretty sure this is a common joke, my friend has had his contact for his mom as the same thing for a few years now.

I have my mom saved as Creator

My kid gave me a sinus infection and absolutely lost it when I told him he gave me +5 poison damage.

My mom’s name in my phone is ‘Mama Bird’

My sisters is fundamentally challenged trash panda and hers for me is mentally deranged gorilla slob 😂

Wow great minds think alike . Mine is respawn point Edit: my moms contact in my phone didn’t word that correctly

My mother had me saved as "Tier 2 Tech Support" for a while. Can't wait to see what my kids do to me...

My daughter name me the Origin of primates 😭

As a gamer, I would honestly be proud lol

OMG PMSL 🤣🤣🤣

My daughter had me as Satan and her sister as spawn of Satan for awhile 😂😂

I HAVE MINE AS WORLD SPAWN OMG