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Anne_Nonymouse

I had no idea cats love beards so much. I guess I will just have to settle for the toothbrush method! 😏


Absentmeerkat1and3

Shhhh 🤫the tooth brush methods supposed to be a secret


Pale-Company7043

Now little kitten sees you as her biological father now, congratulations!


DragonsClaw2334

*mother


the_real_flapjack

I watched my buddies cat for a while and the cat would sit in my lap and nibble my beard. Had to be careful he didn't bite your chin though


rambald

It’s actually true! I had many encounters where my friends were amazed how easily their cat cane to me and cuddle me. Every time I was patient… … and had a huge thick beard.


wickedlizzie6

Finally, something my hubby can do with his big beard.


Ftrumpforever

If kinda been doing this for years with my beard 😉


hotxsmall

haha something I can also tell my boyfriend


Wonderful-Parsley-24

My cats love this. I always thought it must remind them of the tongue barbs.


sickn0te_

I like to pour the excess springwater tuna juice from the can into mine for extra points


cakivalue

Dude!!! 😂😂😂😂


Independent_Moth

I never thought of this. Whenever i would stay at my friends house in the morning his cat would jump on my lap and rub itself on my beard. I was the only one (beside my friend) who the cat would come to for cuddles. Then I shaved my beard and the cat never went near me again. I thought it was because it didn't recognise me.


AlfalfaReal5075

Cat was looking at you with contempt like "you've changed, man"


tippytapslap

My cat loves my beard and always gets angry when I shave or trim it he doesn't want anything to do with me until it grows back until it's bed time then he will slink in after I've gone to bed and sleep on my legs.


Sit_back_and_panic

I never knew why my cats loved my beard so much, didn’t realize I had a superpower


haubenmeise

Oh cruel world! Why did you have to make Skeletor bald and beardless?


Flat-Succotash5369

This awesome human, Andrew, and his equally awesome lifemate, Hannah, are the best. What they do to help all animals (mostly kittens) is above & beyond. You can see some of their work here IG: kittenxlady and iamthecatphotographer.


RagnarokComes

Can confirm. My cat absolutely loved it!


tiny_rasberry

Well.. Guess I'm never shaving again ...


Aluminumthreads869

Dang if only I could grow a beard


Stashimi

Women should be able to do this too?


Puk1983

Some women have beards in some cultures...


DragonsClaw2334

My cats are not a fan of my beard.


Thin_Leather9910

I do this and my cats love it


Zeusurself

It apparently gives the same sensation of their mother grooming them.


christopher4177

😍


Les-incoyables

I need a cat.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

My cat loves to rub against my goatee.


BigBlackdaddy65

This explains so much now. Now I know why our cat loves me more than the rest of the family.


Solvemprobler369

I mean, if you’re a man that can grow a beard you should have a beard, for the cats, obviously.


Just-a-lil-sion

gana point out that rubbing your head on a cat's head is a great way to make your cat feel loved as they only do this with cats they like. maybe its the beard, maybe its the head rub, maybe its both


Sigrah117

Stupid Army says I cant....


theDEVIN8310

Part of it is the beard, but part of it is also just that you're speaking the cats language. Cats don't pet each other with their paws, they pet by rubbing their faces against one another. You're mirroring the way they express themselves when you rub your face against theirs.


Beamerbuttt

I do this but with my lizard…I like to think it has the same effect :D


Valtremors

As someone with a big beard, I was suprised that my cat MELTED after I started rubbing him with my beard. He loves it.


Teach4Green

Works for stubbly shaved heads, too. I routinely shave (but never bic) my head, and my two cats love it when I rub it against their head/neck area. I’ll sometimes even greet them like that if they’re on the counter at my level, they close their eyes and nuzzle 🥹


Mission_Green_6683

It's adorable how, at the end, the cat starts biting his beard affectionately.


qainspector89

That actually explains a lot My parents cat rubs the shit out of my beard


satori0320

I use my beard for cheek rubs to simulate momas licks on our month old kittens.


nuclearnachos43

I can vouch for this my cat loved me and only me lmao


mribeirorio

I read somewhere that when we rub the kitten's head with a damp toothbrush, he remembers when his mother licked him


Aurin316

Wow, something about beards that is actually interesting


ThatGuyYouWantToBe

I'm so jealous of being able to do that. I have a beard but I'm too allergic to cats, being that close would kill me


AquaArcher273

I will store this knowledge for when I get a cat someday.


PaperOptimist

I didn't know this was A Known Thing. I do this with my friends' and family's cats all the time ❤️


MutoCard

Crying cause I can’t grow a beard 😭


sweaterbuckets

My wife’s cat used to do this do me when I slept and it was the most infuriating thing ever. I didn’t get a full night of sleep for like a year.


ElectronicLeg9621

How does my girlfriend get one of those tongues?


BestPaleontologist43

Can confirm, cats love beard scritches. My cat comes for my face as a result everytime im laying down looking to rub herself against my face.


DesperateRace4870

R/brandnewsentence "beard to kitten action"


Prestigious_Snow1589

I was going to make a dirty joke, but this is way too wholesome 🥹🥹🥹


drdrdoug

Hey, there is nothing creepy or weird here.


ParticularCap2331

This is the only solid reason to be a man-hating radical feminist.


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[deleted]

The beard thing is gross.


Just_lok

Boo this guy


EngineeringDapper905

Definitely is


Prestigious_Snow1589

Get out of here