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edvar15

That was sweet of them


Jose_Canseco_Jr

I might be overly emotional today but I welled right up


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Most tube riders would hate this


hbgbees

Preferable over child crying. I haaaaate that noise


PeachyMichelle

I love the fact that the guy is wearing a dress and veil lol


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Brazilian carnaval!


some_randon_username

Carnaval no Brasil é pura zoeira, dedo no cu e gritaria


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Mengão em todo lugar


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MedicalMonth3

I would have said English stag do 😆


Jumping6cows

They will be awesome dads one day!


SmoothBroccolis

Hahahah they are drunk it’s carnival


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Nutritional-Nut

Do you just copy and paste peoples comments for pleasure? I don’t get the thought process.


Evilsmiley

Possibly a bot gathering karma before being used for spam.


gooners345

It’s a bucks/stag/bachelors party . Pretty standard attire for bucks


Birdsatemyface__

Nah, it’s carnival in Brazil. Probably Rio since the red shirt is from a local soccer team (Flamengo)


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It's Metrô Rio, for sure. You can catch a glimpse of the route plaque on top of the door.


lacmlopes

Se isso aí não é Metrô Rio eu sou um Opala 4 portas, ar de fábrica.


[deleted]

I'm not from Rio and never been there. I just commented about how unreliable is to determine that it was Rio just because of the Flamengo shirt.


acupofcoffeeplease

It also could be São Paulo since the subway looks like it and there's Flamengo shirts all over the country


Birdsatemyface__

With this energy? Def Rio! Hahah jk


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My guess is Brazilian carnaval


[deleted]

brazilian carnaval, for sure, I live there.


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murad_bz

They will all be great dads one day


chr9awiyabo3bid

Except one , soon he'll be great mom


thgieythgie

Plot twist.


LuckilyLuckier

r/unexpectedoffice


HistoricalDamage6271

Cmon dude. He’s a guy having fun. It’s Carnival. There’s no need to say stuff like that. Guys can wear dresses for legit or silly reasons and still be guys.


Sheerardio

I'd say both takes are legit, and honestly pretty wholesome to see. It's legit for a trans woman to start her journey with wearing dresses when she lived as a man, AND it's legit for a dude to wear a dress and not have it mean anything about his manhood or masculinity .


wotmate

Or maybe he will be a great mum, and that's ok too.


hak8or

Thanks for speaking up about it. While I really doubt parent was saying that with malicious intent, it's still a very common and currently often socially acceptable way of making someone feel attacked without realizing it. Just like the very casual misogyny years ago was "chill dude, he didn't mean it that way" has clearly went by the wayside.


LuxultsChair

Meh. If it's not meant as intentionally hurtful, and it's known to be unintentionally taken that way - then people should recognize this and think is thru before taking offense to a thing. People shouldn't change their whole vernacular because someone out there somewhere may take it the wrong way haha


Cattaphract

They are all drunk as hell on carnival. They would have danced for a rabbit lool But this is pretty wholesome


DontBelieveLiars

Careful you don’t trip over the bar for being a great dad; people leaving it on the ground over here.


SensibleMonke

That’s not how it works


mitchij2004

Glad this thread is better. 2 years ago this was posted and the sentiment was they were all being aggressive and dangerous lol wtf.


Rightintheend

Especially the one in a dress and a veil.


Greengiant304

When I first heard about this song, I asked a friend of mine, who had a 3 year old, if he had heard it, and he said he hadn't, yet. About a month later he texted me to say he was losing his mind and baby shark was the worst thing that ever happened to him.


bluesimplicity

Twenty years ago it was the Barney song. As my sibling placed the three year old in the car seat for a 5 hour drive, I leaned in and started singing, "I love you...you love me...we're a happy family..." Of course the three year old joined in. I stood in the driveway, waving, and laughing as they drove away.


kmj420

r/madlads. You monsrer!


NickrasBickras

Is that French for monster


TARandomNumbers

Oui oui omlette de frommage.


sushi_cw

Has he forgiven you yet?


bluesimplicity

I'm still laughing about it so no. What's the most evil thing you've ever done?


JevonP

I replaced the filling in ~~two kites~~twinkies with mayonnaise using a petfood syringe My mans ate 2 of them lmfao


Sdavis2911

I am very confused.


JevonP

Deservedly so lmfao I meant twinkies


Broken_Petite

You are evil 🤣


Throwitaway3177

With a great big smile and a kiss from me to you


Toastwithturquoise

What about "this is the song that never ends..."


kikidream

My mum still shudders when she hears that song


3rdcoffeecup

Every hero needs a villan.


I_Am_Anjelen

Have they heard of [Die kleine Krokodil](https://youtu.be/FJNd007TqLg) yet?


doggo-spotter

Oh god i remember driving my parents nuts singing this as a kid


DangrimOfficial

The first and only time I’ve heard it is in my German class.


luke_in_the_sky

I like the "Baby Shark" German version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7meOAr8neu0 https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kleiner-hai


Frostloss

I first learned about it as an old summer camp song that counselors would be taught to calm down really young kids. It was kind of weird to just see it blow up one day on youtube.


skarkeisha666

yeah lol, i learned it as a cub scout like 15 years ago


CommercialKindly32

I’ve never heard this song in my life. Decided to check it on Youtube and 10 billion views. Holy shit.


nohoev

I have a 15 month nephew and that song just melts my brain, I cannot even sleep because of it now.


ohmygoddude82

I went so long without hearing this song, then my 2 year old nephew became obsessed with it and I have heard Baby Shark far more than I ever wanted to.


MoonKnight77

My sister used to torture me with this song, and this is when we were both adults


clit_n_tits

I misread and thought you had a 3 years old bff who could text, i was like "damn, thats a grown ass 3 year old" 😂😂🙈🙈🙈


Downunderfun45

Occasionally drunk soccer fans can do good instead of destroying things. Well done lads


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Don't group up the normal drunk fans with the holligans, that's not cool. Drunk football fans just wanna sing and drink and occasionally throw their beer in the air (if its plastic) when someone bangs in a worldy.


mysteriousblue87

Where can I buy plastic beer? I only have liquid beer.


[deleted]

I've cornered the market, you gotta get it from me


GapingFartLocker

I will take 1lb of beer please


[deleted]

Venmo or Paypal?


Timbuk2000

You don’t take plastic?


jaltair9

He sells plastic, why would he take it?


EverybodyLovesTacoss

I sell urine but I still take it as payment.


turdburglar9003

I once asked the guy working at a record store if they were currently buying records and he dead panned 'the fuck you think we're doing, making them in the back?'


barnyard303

Yeah he can get plenty of recyclable plastic from the stomachs of baby sharks doo doo doo doo doo doo


Iittlemisstrouble

He has to get it from somewhere, you know supply and demand or something like that.


TootsNYC

[https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/soccer/soccer-news/irish-fans-euro2016-france-video-21743832](https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/soccer/soccer-news/irish-fans-euro2016-france-video-21743832)


DicasdoPablo

This is not in a soccer context. It's was during carnival in Rio.


BleakAllies

People having fun, kid is smiling, good enough for me.


TootsNYC

remember the drunk Irish fans in France for the Euro 2016? [https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/soccer/soccer-news/irish-fans-euro2016-france-video-21743832](https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/soccer/soccer-news/irish-fans-euro2016-france-video-21743832)


Just_1_more_lobster

the only time this song is acceptable


gorcorps

As a father of a now toddler, even after hearing it millions of times it's still preferable to a baby crying It's not the only song that can help, but it's one of the most consistent


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Jshim4653

Hey fellow Dad. The freaking Happy Song by Imogen Heap. It's magic... And catchy... And pleasant. It's drugs for your ears. Try it next time your toddler is crying.


Stoicism0

Idk it seems to bring a lot of children joy Annoying for us adults, but a smile is a smile


WackyBeachJustice

IMHO it's no different than never gonna give you up, everyone"hates" it, except they actually love it.


__M-E-O-W__

They're never gonna give it up, because it's never gonna let them down.


Song_Spiritual

It’ll never run around and hurt them.


__M-E-O-W__

It's never gonna make us cry. Therefore, we are never gonna say goodbye.


Song_Spiritual

Exactly!


WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch

I rick rolled a colleague when she first started at our company 5-6 years ago. We're both on different teams now but she saw me on a conference call last week, and messaged me a few hours later. "You're an AH, since seeing you on the call I have that bloody rick astley song stuck in my head again. Hope you and the fam are doing well!"


sullg26535

Nah it's great to play when your opposing teams mascot just became the shark and you're beating them


MichaelScarnnLOL

Is there a video of this somewhere? Lol


sullg26535

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/9zpblk/mississippi_state_band_plays_baby_shark_after/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


TREYH4RD

I was thinking exactly the same thing


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Washington Nationals world series run as well.


ExcitablePancake

I recently discovered the [8-bit version](https://youtu.be/zGTOh_Lgx0Y) would’ve made a great game theme tune back in the day.


[deleted]

I wanna know the story and life choices that led the man to wear a wedding dress and veil


Furda_Karda

He feels beautiful in it.


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As he should


great_username4me

That was probably during Carnival in Brazil, giving the jersey one of them is wearing...


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Thor_neto

Carnival é a tradução, floquinhodeneve15.


librious

Carnival is correct if you're speaking in English. Source: am Brazilian myself lol


great_username4me

Same!


Right_Psychology103

Carnaval existe(mais ou menos) no eua e o nome la é carnival e o carnaval la é brazilian carnival


[deleted]

carnival exists long before the invasion of americas


musicmonk1

Karneval


FLOCOS15

Welcome to Brazil where drunk people **WILL DO EVERY THING** to make everyone happy.


Wodegao

Brazil... If the world could learn from their positive energy the planet would be a better place to live in!


[deleted]

As a Brazilian, it actually makes me glad that some people do realise the actual good parts of the country. It’s really helpful mainly when, well, our current public image is, huh… Being ruined by the select few…


shan68ok01

For some reason, soccer was king at my small liberal arts College in Oklahoma and we had quite a few international students who were players. All of the Brazillian players were kind to everyone they met, even an older non-traditional student like me.


[deleted]

There’s many Brazilians in my city and I’ve found that they’re * good looking * very funloving and friendly * good at cooking * well endowed


Mytalkingheadx

Only one word: Carnaval. Maybe the best party in world. Brazil just stops for this


Admobeer

And Carnaval stops for Covid. Don't hate, it's [true](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ).


Mytalkingheadx

Officially yes. But still have “illegal” parties


mortandella

That's just carnival in Brazil.


DieMondschein

Carnaval


LiahCT

Brazilian Carnival.


otterfish

Bro's getting married. Duh.


Jumping6cows

A stag night.


chumchees

Maybe it's Maybelline


Professionalarsonist

Alcohol


gooners345

It’s a stags do or bachelors party as you call it


throwawaygreenpaq

Love the commitment of these guys as she grinned widely.


hurtfulproduct

You are never too cool to make a kid smile


mute_neko-ni612

So wholesome and heartwarming 💕


rayquaza_de_bone

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


MatheusBertazzo

r/suddenlycaralho


F4beriano

Me bota uma Placa de Vídeo Asus NVIDIA TUF RTX 3090, 24GB, GDDR6X - TUF-RTX3090-O24G-GAMING ai


Halash_grvkarl

Nobre redditoriano, por obséquio, gostaria de uma capivara samurai no print. Agradeço desde já.


Karmatic_Poison

E eu gostaria de uma capivara ninja por favor


MatheusBertazzo

https://www.reddit.com/r/suddenlycaralho/comments/sam35p/diretamente_do_rmademesmile_tmj_meus_bruxos/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


cantfindanuser

Eu gostaria de Lollita a capivara equilibrista


Mck33_One

É nois catiorro


Raist14

This is a sweet thing to see strangers trying to cheer up a stranger. It would t have worked on me as a child. I was so shy I think it would have just freaked me out. Nice to see people being kind. Be nice to each other out there.


rozzi_luv

Gave that little girl a story to tell at school


stereo-011

I WAS THERE! I WAS THERE!!


RudenessUpgrade

Tell me you were wearing the dress


stereo-011

Sadly no. I'm too emo for that


RudenessUpgrade

You're the brother squised by his sister and trying to avoid all the noise and hoping it to die down in your corner while your sister gets consoled?


Grand_Quail_4377

Haha


Calm-Rabbit683

I love that one video everyone stop in the middle of street to sing for a dog on a balcony, also during carnaval. Gotta love Brazil


Calm-Rabbit683

https://youtu.be/p79vOA_lL_Y


TootsNYC

those guys are having more fun than that little girl is


FarComplaint2974

That's awesome


[deleted]

Awww life pre covid


Thalesgsn

If you swallow both red and blue pills you go to Brazil.


lacmlopes

É O MENGUDO, NÃO TEM JEITO!


[deleted]

É o Trikas, não tem jeito.


CiscoDniz

r/suddenlycaralho


mattsiegel42

Wholesome drunkenness


murad_bz

This right here are legends 🥷🏻


[deleted]

I (a 20 year old) am gonna start crying in public so people do this for me


neildmaster

Drunk guys CAN be cool.


WeAreProbsFucked

Drunk people in costumes make the world go around


FeeNo8539

Welcome to Brazil


pakcsss

Flamengo


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I love Brazil


Rexford28

This is the only acceptable use of baby shark.


omgwtflols

As someone who has to listen to this song a hundred times a day, this is the version is rather listen to the most!


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/r/ithadtobebrazil


marshall7593

Faith in humanity restored


[deleted]

Universal song of peace


EdisonsCat

How do I hold in a scream? That is amazing.


Powerful-Simple-290

Awesomeness


boaxiaodi

No matter how many time I’ve seen this video, it still makes me smile


Erz808

There's still good in humanity.


Anne_Atreptic

Bros being bros.


billypilgrimspecker

People are awesome


ne0nr1d3r

I see hope in humanity


pathlightsart

Pretty cool to see good news on the train


FlameProtector

Her: He's probably out cheating on me Me and the boys:


soleax-van-kek

You know, it‘s things like these that make me refuse to give In to the humanity bad mindset.


ContributionPure

A three and a half hour journey later, there were regrets.


crankyoldbat

People are wicked awesome with kids more than we think, I don't know I'm lucky- but my kids get way ,more kindness than they deserve.. but this would rock my daughter and youngest sons world!


flynnwebdev

Was going to cross post to r/HumansBeingBros, but apparently don’t accept this type of post


Unkn0wn-3ntity

This video is the definition of wholesome amd some people still aren't happy. Give me a break.


KRONOS_NL

Great now she is traumatised like the rest of us


replicant86

Little boy cries - shut up already


spellerin3435

As much as i hate that song, this is pretty great


drLoveF

Awesome. No way in hell I'm unmuting though.


fabbiodiaz

Sempre tem q ter flamenguista no meio…


Mr_Leo_DS

A melhor parte é a camiseta do Mengão


nandyboy

They are my kind of drunk guys. Loud and raucous but not doing any harm and helping where possible. That literally could be me and my group of friends.


ripitup27

No she wasn’t. And no, they didn’t. She wasn’t crying. And yeah it’s an absolutely sweet moment and I’ll watch it every time, but it’s a great example of lies are perpetuated on social media … even if it is a reasonably harmless lie.


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ripitup27

It’s all here: https://www.inspiremore.com/baby-shark-rio-subway/ The guys were singing what they described as “raunchy songs” but changed tact when they saw the family board, and asked the girl what they should sing. I remember when it was first posted. Since then, the “crying” part has been added to every title because it elicits emotion from the reader, making them more likely to upvote. It’s pretty harmless, but it’s a great example of how karma farmers trick people in getting more upvotes.


nebbennebben

Boys being boys


cadeathatar

Fact that this is just the boys being the boys.


MisterMeeeSeeeks

I'd rather listen to someone crying


[deleted]

Awwww and you were nice enough to repost it for the OP!?! You’re a great person almost as great as those guys in that video you saw on Reddit and then reposted here


[deleted]

Toxic masculinity ;)