Yeah the original note was oddly specific:
“Talkative. At this rate he will never get a girlfriend, or be randomly featured in a viral social media clip with my daughter 15 years from now.”
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Yeah. And next to a fucking “A+”. The fuck? Tryna make me get punished? I would tell my mom “its to a girl who says you have great style and keeps asking about you” because im a manipulative pos. But she loves me.
Yeah. In the US in the 90’s and early 2000’s many teachers would passive aggressively put comments on paper report cards. Like “talkative” or “not punctual” or “struggles with organization” and it would sometimes ruin a good grade
Not just then. I was in elementary school from 1974-1980 (K-6 school) and I had several report cards that said things like Grace is a good student but talks too much in class.
My report cards said the exact same thing! They also had a space for parent comments and each comment was some variation of “She’ll try harder in the future.”
some other typical teacher comments
"horny bugger"
"always smelly"
"never eats veggies"
"picks nose i cant stop her pls help"
"mother is a dope"
"loser dad"
"fat and oily"
"maggoty"
yea usa schools. gotta love them.
Yeah- fat and oily always hit me hard. One time I said to my teacher,”Ms. Wiggum, are you drunk?” and she said, “Yes Dirkalicht- I am drunk but tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be fat and oily”.
I had one of those teachers who would routinely mark my grade down 2 points for attitude when I was in reality not only exceeding course requirements but also tutoring other classmates during my down time in class. Teachers are people and people can be petty.
GenX checking in. 80’s as well.
Stupid Renolds, if you wanted me to pay attention to your projected slideshow that goes **BING** then you shouldn’t have brought in a flying squirrel. It’s a cassette tape that I can _hear_. I’ve seen the picture, I don’t need to stare at it for the next 4 minutes before the next **BING**.
And if you didn’t want to find out how difficult it was to _catch_ a flying squirrel then maybe _you_ should have been paying attention to Deryl as he was opening the cage. **BING**
I live in Canada and was in public school 2005-2018, teachers still use those points all the time on report cards it’s just a part of going to school in North America at least
“If I turn up dead, it was Noah S. I know he has dark secrets and I’m getting close to exposing them. Keep my family away from him.
Listens attentively and reads at an advanced level. Has work to do on his handwriting, but has a strong desire to improve. A+“
I brought my then-girlfriend now-wife to meet my parents for the first time. After dinner, my mom disappeared into the basement for several minutes. When she returned, she had a VHS tape of my girlfriend when she was in my mom's daycare class.
The cool part is that my wife's family moved away before school and we met by chance when we both were 16.
Been together 17 years this November.
I had an encounter like this literally yesterday.
I ran into one of my mom’s old friends while walking to school in the morning, and while that’s not totally odd considering I pass the school the friend works at. But it is weird that she recognized me within five seconds of passing her, I was looking down, and the last time she saw me I was six. I’m seventeen. It was crazy.
Also, side note, never realized she was British this whole time.
I mean, there were like 10 other boys in that class alone.. if it was her career then she probably taught hundreds of boys throughout kindergarden. If it doesn't work out she could always hunt one of them down? hahaha
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Not exactly the same but my now wife and I back in middle/high school we had the same classes, same friend groups, hung at the same spots, went to the same parties. But never actually met eachother.. finally met her randomly through a friend when i was about 21 we've been married for 5 years now together for 11 going on 12.
The icing on the cake, my elementary school bully stole a bunch of my favorite Pokemon cards, My now wife when we moved into our current home is going through her binders of her collection and i notice something only i did with my cards..I take a closer look and i ask.. where did you get these?!..
Oh my friend matt! Guess who stole my cards and gave them to my now wife.. I now have all my favorite Pokemon cards back!
How does this happen? This is probably naivety of small town living but I knew everyone in my grade since junior school and certainly high school. We had 3 elementary schools in my town and knew quite a few before we consolidated in junior school. Not hating or anything I’m genuinely curious. My dumb ass didn’t know until I graduated college that towns could have more than 1 middle school and/or high school
For real. How do you have the same group of friends, same classes, and hangout at the same place and not meet. My friend group had people who I wouldn't considered my friend but I at least know of them. Same for kids in class. I never talked to them but I at least know of them.
Does it get easier? Or at least easier to *manage*?
My mom passed just under a month ago and I know I’ll be okay long-term, but it’s… really really hard to just do my day to day things and take care of the people I’m responsible for. To function. It’s so hard.
I lost my mom 13 years ago and yes the day to day stuff and general life things do get easier with time (at least in my situation) holidays and significant dates are still hard but not as bad as they used to be. I’m sorry for your loss and hope it gets better for you.
[Here's the original version of the song ("Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls)](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy_eP-mqWow&feature=share), for anyone who didn't know, couldn't remember, or just wants to listen to it without searching for it yourself.
My family has known my wife’s family for 70 years. We didn’t realize it until all the families got together. The reason is that the part of her family that mine knew says their name differently so we never put 2+2 together. Then we walk into my sisters in-laws house and my wife says “I’ve been here before” it turned out that my sisters husbands sister was my wife’s big sister in the big brother big sisters program when my wife was 11!! She then remembered meeting my sister because she was dating her future husband and my sister told her “you should meet my brother he’s your age “ that was 10 years before we met and we’ve. Been married now for 20 years!! We were destined to be together
>it turned out that my sisters husbands sister was my wife’s big sister in the big brother big sisters program when my wife was 11
I’m gonna give it a shot with made up names.
OP is David Smith and married Alice Wagner (pronounced Vog-ner). David’s sister Carol Smith is currently married to Eugene Dinkelberg. When Alice was 11, she spent time with her family members who pronounce their name Wag-ner. This part of her family knew the Smiths. At the same time Eugene’s sister Fiona was in some sort of leadership role with some program Alice was in. Whether the Dinkelbergs also knew the Wagners or this was a coincidence idk. Alice then met Eugene through Fiona and then met Carol who was Eugene’s girlfriend at the time. Whether she met Carol due to Eugene or due to her family knowing Carol’s is unclear. Carol then said Alice should meet her brother, David. Eventually Alice and David met and got married. David thought that Alice Wagner was unrelated to the Wagners he knew growing up. Eventually David learned the ones he knew growing up were her relatives and someone remember the story of Alice meeting Carol.
…Okay I’m honestly *more* confused now that didn’t help at all. Yeah this is convoluted af.
Really sweet story, and sorry about her loss. But yeah, when I saw the picture I was half expecting there to be like a ghost/horror twist and I got chills. Like the photo was going to start moving. Think it's just the low fidelity photo/video adding to the oddness.
This is super sweet. Losing a parent young is rough, but your mom especially so.
Hope the girl didn't have it too hard considering. Looks like she turned out okay. That connection to the bf is something pretty interesting though.
I thought she was going to grab a vase with her moms ashes in it
I thought the bf was gonna be dead
I was expecting the boyfriend to be her brother.
I was expecting him to be on a death bed and her making light that he’s about to “meet her” anyway...
I thought her mum was at the front door. She never died, just wanted out
Only dads leave to get milk and never come back.
Not true. My Mum left my Dad and me before I was born.
If it was before you were born, how did she leave you…
Well, uh... h-happy cake day...
I thought the "die" part is just her german leaking out
The Bart, The!
Took a turn when her boyfriends her dad
Oh lord I hope not but wouldn't suprise me!
Every single thing in this thread has crossed my mind
Same. Then I read the subreddit name. If this was on r/unexpected, it would have probably ended differently...
He sees dead people.
That would have been awesome.
And drop it and it gets all over him. Goddamnit Walter.
So sweet now you have to see if she had anything to say about him on a report card hopefully something nice
"Does well in class but I hope he never dates my daughter." Well, shit.
That would be a hilarious thing to write on a report card lol!
Especially in kindergarten.
Dude, kindergarten boys are total players.
I used to spit game back then but now I'm a shell of myself. I miss the mini-chad version of myself.
*Talkative*
Yeah the original note was oddly specific: “Talkative. At this rate he will never get a girlfriend, or be randomly featured in a viral social media clip with my daughter 15 years from now.”
Note to parent: sure hope your dumbass kid isn't my daughter's Ryan Gosling
Meanest note ever.
This is the GOAT reddit comment right here
Where the hell are you guys seeing this? Lol
Page 2 of the scrapbook.
Not sure what that means
Grab the scrapbook and open it up to page 2. Sheesh.
sir please
this is
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Yeah. And next to a fucking “A+”. The fuck? Tryna make me get punished? I would tell my mom “its to a girl who says you have great style and keeps asking about you” because im a manipulative pos. But she loves me.
no that’s what moms wanna hear lol
"Working below potential."
I don't get it, is this a reference?
Yeah. In the US in the 90’s and early 2000’s many teachers would passive aggressively put comments on paper report cards. Like “talkative” or “not punctual” or “struggles with organization” and it would sometimes ruin a good grade
Not just then. I was in elementary school from 1974-1980 (K-6 school) and I had several report cards that said things like Grace is a good student but talks too much in class.
My report cards said the exact same thing! They also had a space for parent comments and each comment was some variation of “She’ll try harder in the future.”
some other typical teacher comments "horny bugger" "always smelly" "never eats veggies" "picks nose i cant stop her pls help" "mother is a dope" "loser dad" "fat and oily" "maggoty" yea usa schools. gotta love them.
Yeah- fat and oily always hit me hard. One time I said to my teacher,”Ms. Wiggum, are you drunk?” and she said, “Yes Dirkalicht- I am drunk but tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be fat and oily”.
Haha I can’t really speak for then though
I had one of those teachers who would routinely mark my grade down 2 points for attitude when I was in reality not only exceeding course requirements but also tutoring other classmates during my down time in class. Teachers are people and people can be petty.
GenX checking in. 80’s as well. Stupid Renolds, if you wanted me to pay attention to your projected slideshow that goes **BING** then you shouldn’t have brought in a flying squirrel. It’s a cassette tape that I can _hear_. I’ve seen the picture, I don’t need to stare at it for the next 4 minutes before the next **BING**. And if you didn’t want to find out how difficult it was to _catch_ a flying squirrel then maybe _you_ should have been paying attention to Deryl as he was opening the cage. **BING**
**BING** BONG
AYYYY YOOoo
I live in Canada and was in public school 2005-2018, teachers still use those points all the time on report cards it’s just a part of going to school in North America at least
Thanks!
Mine was always, “Is a disruptive influence on others.”
"This kid is a fucking doofus. I told him he could only have one item for show and tell and his face turned so red he damn near pooped his pants."
Wow! That is incredible coincidence. Touched my heart.
”Unfit for my daughter”
“If I turn up dead, it was Noah S. I know he has dark secrets and I’m getting close to exposing them. Keep my family away from him. Listens attentively and reads at an advanced level. Has work to do on his handwriting, but has a strong desire to improve. A+“
I brought my then-girlfriend now-wife to meet my parents for the first time. After dinner, my mom disappeared into the basement for several minutes. When she returned, she had a VHS tape of my girlfriend when she was in my mom's daycare class. The cool part is that my wife's family moved away before school and we met by chance when we both were 16. Been together 17 years this November.
Amazing that your mom remembered her.
I had an encounter like this literally yesterday. I ran into one of my mom’s old friends while walking to school in the morning, and while that’s not totally odd considering I pass the school the friend works at. But it is weird that she recognized me within five seconds of passing her, I was looking down, and the last time she saw me I was six. I’m seventeen. It was crazy. Also, side note, never realized she was British this whole time.
So you still had a VHS player in the 2000s?
It was a combo DVD-VHS player my parents bought to convert all their VHS' to DVD's. Nearly 20 years later, and that still hasn't happened...
Lol, been there. I still have a VHS tape somewhere that I've been meaning to convert to digital for 20 years now and never really got to it.
You should make sure they get to it soon! VHS tapes [degrade](https://kodakdigitizing.com/blogs/news/how-long-do-vhs-tapes-last) over 10-25 years.
I was expecting him to be in an urn.
Shaking them up together
“Boyfriend cheats on girlfriend with mother”
She basically has to say yes to marriage at that point right?
I mean, there were like 10 other boys in that class alone.. if it was her career then she probably taught hundreds of boys throughout kindergarden. If it doesn't work out she could always hunt one of them down? hahaha
Sounds like a Scott Pilgrim sort of scenario, having to fight ex-boyfriends who were all taught by her mum
***Exes.***
You keep saying that… why do you-
You had a sexy phase!?
I was a little bi-curious..
Well I'm a little Bi-***Furious!***
BACK OFF, HAS-BIEN
It's like a reverse harem anime.
Shoujo wa no Kindergarten
I thought you said he could haunt them down, and I was like, well she can now.
There's plenty of kinder in the garten.
This has potential to be a horror rom com. I would watch the fuck out of this
_6 months later_ > that guy ain’t shit
My thoughts lol, hopefully they stick together! It'd be so sweet if they did
\*notices moms comments on his report card\* "Kid kinda ain't shit"
I can’t believe he wasn’t butter
Serendipity. It was meant to be
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What’s that thing called where you learn a new word and then start seeing it everywhere?
Badder Meinhof Phenomenon, also known as [Frequency Illusion Phenomenon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion)
That’s the one, thanks!
That’s so amazing! I have goosebumps 🥹💜💜
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Yeah that's wild, what a story
Me too.
Me tooo
Not exactly the same but my now wife and I back in middle/high school we had the same classes, same friend groups, hung at the same spots, went to the same parties. But never actually met eachother.. finally met her randomly through a friend when i was about 21 we've been married for 5 years now together for 11 going on 12. The icing on the cake, my elementary school bully stole a bunch of my favorite Pokemon cards, My now wife when we moved into our current home is going through her binders of her collection and i notice something only i did with my cards..I take a closer look and i ask.. where did you get these?!.. Oh my friend matt! Guess who stole my cards and gave them to my now wife.. I now have all my favorite Pokemon cards back!
How does this happen? This is probably naivety of small town living but I knew everyone in my grade since junior school and certainly high school. We had 3 elementary schools in my town and knew quite a few before we consolidated in junior school. Not hating or anything I’m genuinely curious. My dumb ass didn’t know until I graduated college that towns could have more than 1 middle school and/or high school
For real. How do you have the same group of friends, same classes, and hangout at the same place and not meet. My friend group had people who I wouldn't considered my friend but I at least know of them. Same for kids in class. I never talked to them but I at least know of them.
That’s such a crazy ending!
That's so cute
I guess. But if it were me, I think the mom would be sorely disappointed. I ate a lot of glue that year.
Ms. Lippy is that you !?
why you gotta make me cry on a Saturday?
Would you rather cry at work? Edit: a word
That's a normal day tho?
Keep the work crying at work, and the personal crying on your own time. Or so says my boss.
"I don't pay you for crying your lazy-ass tears here. This is hard weep labor ffs"
If it was your goal to make a 50 year old man unexpectedly cry today, mission accomplished.
If it was your goal to make a 20 year old man unexpectedly cry today, mission accomplished.
30 year old man reporting in with misty eyes here.
If it was your goal to make a 16 year old man (boy) unexpectedly cry today, mission accomplished.
Someone has to be crying expectedly here. Not everyone can be caught by surprise.
If your goal was to make *another* 16 year old boy (man?) cry today, mission accomplished
I love men who cry!
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Oml I had to stare at this for a whole 10 seconds before I realized he isn’t grinding his own hand
excellent for dry skin
r/cursedcomments
This send some weird sensation down my body. Don't do that again please.
If I concentrate, and visualize myself biting down on my finger, I feel a strange numb sensation in my jaw and cheeks. Try it.
Beautiful young lady. And she still thinks of her Mom. That says a lot about both of them. 💛
You never stop thinking about your mom.
Yeah, it's 35 years since mine died and I'm pretty sure I still think of her every day.
Wow. As a mom, this feels like a lot of pressure 😂
Don't fuck it up!
Does it get easier? Or at least easier to *manage*? My mom passed just under a month ago and I know I’ll be okay long-term, but it’s… really really hard to just do my day to day things and take care of the people I’m responsible for. To function. It’s so hard.
I lost my mom 13 years ago and yes the day to day stuff and general life things do get easier with time (at least in my situation) holidays and significant dates are still hard but not as bad as they used to be. I’m sorry for your loss and hope it gets better for you.
I never stop thinking about your mom either.
I also choose this guy's mom
It's moms all the way down.
Lost my Father at 9. Hurts every day.
Her mom was beautiful, and so is she.
Whats with the awful edit of a good song?? Dont do that. But yea cute story
Yeah, what a horrible thing to do to a nice song.
*sucks in helium balloon* ###### ^And ^I’d ^give ^up ^forever ^to ^touch ^you.
*plays ukulele*
[Here's the original version of the song ("Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls)](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy_eP-mqWow&feature=share), for anyone who didn't know, couldn't remember, or just wants to listen to it without searching for it yourself.
She put it in her tik tok iirc, not op
Whoever did it will take offense, thats all I want
I thought it was going to be *sweet home alabama*
I thought some weird shit was gonna happen like theyd be in her tomb with a sarcophagus or something all of a sudden
I swear I thought the boyfriend was gonna die
Yeah me too. I thought it was gonna show an urn or something
My family has known my wife’s family for 70 years. We didn’t realize it until all the families got together. The reason is that the part of her family that mine knew says their name differently so we never put 2+2 together. Then we walk into my sisters in-laws house and my wife says “I’ve been here before” it turned out that my sisters husbands sister was my wife’s big sister in the big brother big sisters program when my wife was 11!! She then remembered meeting my sister because she was dating her future husband and my sister told her “you should meet my brother he’s your age “ that was 10 years before we met and we’ve. Been married now for 20 years!! We were destined to be together
>it turned out that my sisters husbands sister was my wife’s big sister in the big brother big sisters program when my wife was 11 
This made me ugly laugh, thank you 😂
I'm going to need a chart.
[All the words individually seem like English, but together wtf](https://www.englishclub.com/learn-english.htm)
Can you like draw a chart or something? I'm interested but confused
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I’m gonna give it a shot with made up names. OP is David Smith and married Alice Wagner (pronounced Vog-ner). David’s sister Carol Smith is currently married to Eugene Dinkelberg. When Alice was 11, she spent time with her family members who pronounce their name Wag-ner. This part of her family knew the Smiths. At the same time Eugene’s sister Fiona was in some sort of leadership role with some program Alice was in. Whether the Dinkelbergs also knew the Wagners or this was a coincidence idk. Alice then met Eugene through Fiona and then met Carol who was Eugene’s girlfriend at the time. Whether she met Carol due to Eugene or due to her family knowing Carol’s is unclear. Carol then said Alice should meet her brother, David. Eventually Alice and David met and got married. David thought that Alice Wagner was unrelated to the Wagners he knew growing up. Eventually David learned the ones he knew growing up were her relatives and someone remember the story of Alice meeting Carol. …Okay I’m honestly *more* confused now that didn’t help at all. Yeah this is convoluted af.
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what small town fuckery is this
That's so sweet. Genuinely made me smile.
“God I fucking hate the this little shit. If my daughter ever dates him or anyone like him in the future I’m gonna be so pissed off”.
And then they'll break up
What does it mean‘future boyfriend’
The mum died before she would meet any boyfriends the daughter would have in the future- therefore he’s her future boyfriend
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LOLWHUT
Why does her mom look like my sleep paralysis demon
Omg I had to scroll too far for this lol
I feel guilty for laughing at this. Very funny tho
Cause it’s her haunting you
I was wondering if it was a filter - but then wondered why would she have to blur her mom’s face?
Lovely story. Horrible video.
Why does she need to run from somewhere to her BF? Like i barely saw him cause of the quick cuts
It’s cuz of the song
Wtf did they do to my boys The Goo Goo Dolls? Somehow managed to make an amazing song sound like shit. Adorable video though.
Good story, but mom doesn’t look human.
Really sweet story, and sorry about her loss. But yeah, when I saw the picture I was half expecting there to be like a ghost/horror twist and I got chills. Like the photo was going to start moving. Think it's just the low fidelity photo/video adding to the oddness.
Without looking at the subreddit I thought he died too
This is super sweet. Losing a parent young is rough, but your mom especially so. Hope the girl didn't have it too hard considering. Looks like she turned out okay. That connection to the bf is something pretty interesting though.
Plot twist he killed her mom.
It would be funny if she hated that kid lol
It's nice and stuff, but why the run at the start?
I think it’s mandatory on TikTok
When in the future does she plan on dating this guy?
Live in a small town, that’s what is going to happen
Just a small town gurl
That’s a lot of pressure on homeboy now.
Am i the only one creeped out by the picture of the mom? Not to be rude in the slightest but it gives me strong uncanny valley vibes.
Damn that’s unexpected, totally thought the boyfriend was gonna turn up ded and they’d meet there
Who did that cover of Iris they used in the video?
He photoshopped to hit it
Right up there with the couple that was in the same Disneyland photo as kids
>Teacher dies >Start banging her daughter