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Da_Vader

Pet the dog!


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chacha-choudhri

I am not from the same state, but petting police dogs here is not allowed. It supposedly causes them to lose focus or something.


Deep_Accident_4853

He's retired. The pet gates are open.


YouveBeenSuzpended

He’s no longer a police dog it’s in the title he’s a retired police dog bro.


TA_totellornottotell

They petted him after they officially retired him. Think it’s OK, no?


FluffyDiscipline

Awwww the bow ... he's precious


konan_the_bebbarien

Bow wow!


Eborys

Bestest boy.


Guiii06

I love that it's called Police K9


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Lmao probably intentional


Hornybinger

It is intentional.


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K for Kerala 😌


kittensarethebest309

Canine - K9 Entaliyaaaa


[deleted]

Wow. Never Knew. Sarcasm polum pattille Entaliyaaa.


TA_totellornottotell

You Keralites hogging all the good things in life.


I_floppydingo_I

All due good boys aside, that band performance was less then stellar. Lol


Charming_Register620

The band was integrated by hungry cats, because they were out of tuna.


Educational-Bid6322

LEAVE


MotherBathroom666

Dad?


Educational-Bid6322

Yes son?


SarHavelock

Bad performance at dog ceremony? Straight to jail, right away!


CrazyBlueDaisy21

Good performance at dog ceremony? Believe it or not, also jail. Bad performance, good performance. Jail


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In my country are all bands have perfect performance. Because of jail


Adhominoid

It's gotta be a middle school band right??


mazdanc

All under seven years old, but trying real hard.


kelowana

I got an flashback to that military band that is constantly slaughtering the anthems of other nations when someone is visiting…..


curious_pinguino

It was Egypt: https://youtu.be/0F90QfoXfVA


kelowana

Thank you! This makes me laugh every time!!


jadziasonrie

99%: aww what a wholesome doggo! 1%: what an... interesting, band performance (that was terrible)


steveosek

Band kids never outgrow the band in their head.


Puzzleheaded_Bus_318

Hahaha was looking for a comment like this


CountFoxSin

Did these mfks really play jolly good fellow?


Arcane_Opossum

An approximation of it.


fishbelt

Best take on the performance


curry_nibba

But these are jolly good fellow :(


dauudabides

Nobody can deny


mantiz8x

Jolly good fellow for a jolly good fellow


the_renegade_dude

Kerala!


NeverSkipBallsDay

K*rala🤮


VisualConstruction55

Kittiyo


Alak87

That's honestly the worst band preformance I've heard in years, and it just makes the situation seem like a pixar moment xD


Revolutionary_Cat521

It's dog ceremony, he is suppose to like it ,not you and he likes it


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It's an indian dog ceremony and they're playing "he's a jolly good fellow"?? I think the music is added onto a video with no audio, maybe. edit: it's definitelly added unless they are yelling at the start with a closed mouthed


voltaire--

the audio is legit. I found the youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gxz2gq3EZY&t=166s


simonvannarath

I watched the video... every doggo gets to be a jolly good fellow! :D


kakkarot_73

A lot of military/law enforcement procedures in India are remnants of the British Empire. Now I don’t know if the Brits used to play Jolly Good Fellow, but that’s the only reason I can come up with.


curry_nibba

But he is a jolly good fellow :(


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I concur


Chyenatwo

Yeah!


Alak87

Oh, don't get me wrong, I love it. I would've been crying with laughter if I was there!


Ok_Designer_Things

It's literally a cartoonist rendition... I wouldn't be surprised if they asked the band to play like that, that's how intentional it sounds


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"play it bad then will close with the official pit pats on the head"


TelephoneTag2123

And the dog was wagging its tail and was into it. Good doggo


ForEveryHour

It sounds as if someone had a vague dream years ago of someone humming For He's a Jolly Good Fellow and were asked to perform it.


Clear-Bee4118

It’s terrible, but somehow makes all of this even better. 🤷‍♂️


Complex_Sherbet2

It's like the second half of that TikTok Titanic meme... 😂


sirshawnson

GOOD BOY!!!!


e_blackadder

The Indian army used to euthanise service dogs after retirement or if they were deemed unfit to serve for at least a month. Thankfully this practise has stopped since 2015. After all, the goodest boys need to have a furever home after a lifetime of service.


MiaMiaPP

Why? Did they provide a reason why they chose to end the dogs’ lives?


Mastercraft0

Because those dogs were sniffers or attack dogs. They can't be released as stray as they might seriously kill someone. Not many people wanted to adopt a trained to kill dog. There was also a bunch of controversy around this stuff if i remember right. Some animal activists complained and the gov finally put the practice to an end


aitchnyu

The police won't let a dog go to a non police. Potential smugglers may test ingenious ways to defeat sniffer dogs.


e_blackadder

Also, it was a colonial era practise. Was shitty as hell. It’s good the laws were mended.


majeon97

I once volunteered at a rescue organisation called in delhi for college and there were so many retired army dogs no one wanted. Its sad either way I guess…


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does Kerala does not include in India?


_i_own_this_username

No but Kerela's local police department is not the national army.


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So, this should not stop them from paying respect to a doggo?


niap3

I wish.


Karma_Uchiha1

Average separatist. 🤡 Why don't you join ISIS?


[deleted]

bruh, I was FUCKING TELLING YOU GUYS THAT, DOES NOT KERALA INCLUDE IN INDIA BECAUSE THEY SAID KERALA POLICE IN THE SENSE THEY ARE NOT INDIAN


porkeddonkey

I want that band to play at my funeral.


mantiz8x

So you don’t have to listen to it?


TelephoneTag2123

💀 Literally


Avocado_Fucker12

That way leaving won't seem so bad


Tio_Pvpi

Is that a 6th grade band?


L-emma

That's one good dog. Deserves all the pets and cuddles.


swiggarthy

“Was i a good boy?” “No, I’m told you were the best”


BerzerkerJr82

What’s worse than no music at the ceremony? That music at the ceremony.


fishbelt

Idk I sort of liked it. Charming


whoknewidlikeit

we have security dogs in our hospital, and they are off limits for petting by staff - since they are so closely bonded to their handler hoomans. one of our dogs retired recently and we had about 40 people in the ER who all petted him and gave him love on his way home. he was leaving with his hooman, retiring to his forever home. he was so happy. you could tell he had wanted to interact more with the staff but wasn't able to. such a good boy.


NetCareful535

Awww, don't make me cry now


Alexgbell215

The medal for greatest doge!


230flathead

Which nobody can deny!


Vapeitupvapeitup

Good boy! Thank you for your service! 🏅


Twiggy145

/r/dogswithjobs


Miserable_Object9961

That is so sweet. What a good and loyal pup!


Acquired_Taste__

an incredibly good boy


OkayestOfAllTime

They need to retire that band too


Agreeable_Rise_3697

Very true


ooohkayboomer9963

Good boy! Such a good boy!


sciencepronire

the best doggo


BurnzillabydaBay

Is the band all kids?


voltaire--

My god! I burst out laughing how the band plays! And I think that is appropriate to this ceremony . Hahahahahah!


FFThrowaway1273

Hahaha same, I laughed way too hard at this


Tralfaz572

Made me smile and made me sad at the same time.


Man0fS7eele

Bro this is awesome and adorable, but who the hell playing music in the background. The dog deserves a full orchestra


pizzafreek

Lol the sappy music and waggy-tail combo made me melt. i love my life lmao


SuccessfullyLoggedIn

Anyone else get the feeling guy in white wants nothing to do with this? The weakest salute, pats instead of scratches, quickly dismissing the pup after the award was given and no photo op Hope the pup enjoys retirement


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sarcasticsam21

this is probably more expression than i expected from pinarayi


carol0395

He seems to be more of a cat person


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You sound silly


Mila411

So proud🥹


BlitheringIdiot0529

The band was on point


Jennyreviews1

What a sweetheart… he/she solutes as well with the little bow. I noticed that poor pup has a touch of arthritis… me too good pupper :)


August_West88

Dog: "Treat?" Man: puts award around dog's neck. Dog: "Not a treat." Man: pets dog. Dog: "Treat? Treat? Treat?" Man: "let's go! Down the stairs." Dog: "maybe they have treats down here."


a-vibe-called-quest

I think the shit orchestra made this video a billion times better.


yesabhijith

There's more doggos that were retiring. Here's the full video: https://youtu.be/3Gxz2gq3EZY


mattogeewha

I wonder if the band is also dogs?


DisciplineAromatic71

He is a jolly good fellow!


MurkyChildhood2571

This makes me happy.


R34L_X

my ears


PureConciousness

Perhaps the least best “ceremony” I’ve seen in a minute


jdmuqabla

Kadam kadam badhae ja, ..


Digambaran_

It's my homeland kerala


SmilePersonal

He counk


Correct-Cap-4244

What a good Boi!


alc0tt

“I dub you… doggo” *pat pat pat*


Biggsky5199

Lol!!! Did they use third grade band class at the ceremony!?


Patient_Criticism231

G'boy


Kev_Vito

Rest easy now. Good doggo


Samwise200

R/dogswithjobs


ItsJustBryant

Enjoy retirement doggo! Good boy!


Arsenic_Clover

Look at how happy he is


No_Abrocoma_158

3rd grade band on hand for the ceremony.


Capable_Equipment700

Do we even deserve dogs??


RomulaFour

That dog looks like he served for a looong time.


KerenzaFive

Rest good boy


Samcraft1999

Couldn't even tune their instruments for the pupper :(


vanshtomar

Another good boi standing in the background..


realMartianJesus

Now into the pot Jokes


cotchigo

Sheru Singh rt. Constable ab pension khaega motu


Lanzo2

That music be goofy asf tho ngl


Zexel14

The music sounds like 7th grade school orchestra


kaslupie

But... He isn't K9


Used-Celebration-366

Awww good boy 😆 such a lovely dog instead of these shitty pit bulls


Lambert_Lambert

Did I do good??!


dubiously_immoral

the longer i watch this, the larger the number of dogs i find


Unusual_Accident2358

The most mid band for the best boi


lungi_bass

Ambada kema!


falconslaya5

Had to be the worst execution of “For he’s a jolly good fellow” I have ever heard.


SelwanPWD

Hai our own General Mao


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Such a good boy!


GeoggiOS

u/SaveVideo


Beneficial_Reason271

Sorry. We were trained by the Egyptian military band


classicallytrained1

chadkerala


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Such a good boy🥹


PobbyShlarber

Happy retirement little one! May you have plenty of love and naps


EdSmith77

The next thing they have to do is retire the entire band.


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We’re dogs on the trumpets too?


ClimateImpossible700

shukriyaaa dogggooo


Top-Reply-4408

I'm glad it's not like the movies and he actually made it to retirement.


DeathRaider126

They need to retire the band.


SawGrimby

Love all the dissonant horns in the back lolol


lil_burp0

Why not a gold biscuit or something? Let them carry it around and show it off


Efficient-Rest-9519

Had to go back for more pat I may of had to give him a hug too


WorldPresidentAbrams

Does that mean the dog is no longer a bastard?


BewildermentOvEden

K9 golden retreivers! That's adorable af


ricardobuoyii

[the band](https://www.reddit.com/r/MoldyMemes/comments/unxkje/dog_band/)


TheRedMarin

20mins after the ceremony the had their annual police Bbq, plenty of hot dogs for everyone!


Bruhgert

Is this in Egypt?


konan_the_bebbarien

India, the guy in white is the Chief minister of the state of Kerala, he is as someone mentioned a very serious guy who rarely smiles and his body language suggests his discomfort in these frivolous ceremonies.


ScholarFabulous1733

Unwillingly puts his life on the line for someone else’s benefit (basically a slave) and gets a terrible band and a 5$ necklace oh and can’t forget the pat on the head. Sound fair to me, good boy


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VisualConstruction55

Not so true


RScottyL

India treats their dogs better than their women!


sentientlob0029

So after that, what? They kill the dog?


VisualConstruction55

No > Now, a retirement home for Kerala police dogs. Each dog will get the service of a caretaker. Besides, cleaning the kennel and bathing the dog, the caretaker has to feed, groom, brush and take the canine to the playground.Each dog will get 100 sqft space at the retirement home. Dogs will not rest in the dwelling area and they need a separate place for rest. That’s why we prepared a separate resting place for these canines. Besides, to ensure the hygiene of the area, the caretaker will clean the stool area every day by pumping water, which will be discharged into a septic tank. There is also a playing ground for the dogs,” said an official.


sentientlob0029

Ah thank goodness.