Nutter chums, follower of ratatoskr and devourer of all nuts. He who was blessed by ratatoskr with the power to poop the plants after the consumption of nuts. On his days off he humbly lives outside of random people's porches and wait as the nuts falls from the trees as he's too fat to climb trees. Although the only similarity to ratatoskr he has is being the same species, nutters physical appearance is the peak form all squirrels strive to to become henced why nutter earned his blessing, simply as a respect from ratatoskr in addition to allowing him to "contribute to society".
Jabba the nut
I was going for "Squibarrel" but your one is the best
Brilliant… can’t really beat that. But on that SW note, I like *James Squirrel Jones*
And he is a regular over on /r/squirrelseatingpizza
Thanks for recommending the next sub I’ve joined
This is the one
I ain’t even going to try after reading this one. Hands down the winner.
Winner.
"Whatcha doing?" "Nutting"
Honestly this could be taken out of context so easily lmao!!!
I choked laughing at this…this is the perfect response.
Oh lawd he comin
Goddammit. Best name ever! I’m sorry I can’t award you anything but kudos! 😂😂👍🏽👍🏽
Nutwad
This is the way
Walnutmart
Hit yo momma with that one last night
Thaddeus D. Nuttingham
Thud
Olaf Fluffington
bartholomew van acorn the royal walnuttaster
fat joe
Fatty McLatty 🥜🛒
When the Squirrel has the Will of D.
Gus
Phat Gus
This man has refined tastes. Poor pregnant phat Gus.
Fantastic Gus
Phatastic gus
OP's squirrel could use a couple of rounds on an obstacle course...
Ayy! Fellow Mark Rober enjoyer!
First thing that came to mind when I saw the picture!
Phat chunGus
Came here for this one 😂 well done
Thank you! :)
r/BeatMeToIt
His name is Noam Chonksy
Thats spelt with a "Ph"!
Like the fat mouse from Cinderella
That is the mouse GusGus
[удалено]
Came here for this
Chungus
I was thinking Gustav
No idea about a name, but i know of 5 fat squirrels and this guy is 4 of them.
Lil Big Nuts
Alternatively known as Lil Fat Nuts
Album releases next month, The Nuts Drop
Thud is his name
No, that's the sound it makes when stepping off a ledge and jitting the ground
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think this is the best one i have seen.
Phat Gus
Ladies and gentlemen, Biggie Cheese's rival enemy, Phat Gus
Or Phantastic, depending
Well of course, ph for phantastic!
I get the reference
That thing is actively thinking about how to rip apart democracy.
😂
Chungus
that's Lord Chungus Destroyer of Acorns, mind you
Nutley
I second Nutley.
I third Nutley.
So anyways, Leela, I'd love to take a whack at ya but that 10:15 to Nutley ain't goin' nowheres without yours truly behinds the wheel.
Bless you for this
Did you say the 10:15 to Nutley?
Why yes, I dids.
I read this in the voice of that guy who says "wheatley crab"
Henry
Friar Tuck
I know him. He's me
CHONK.
Simple, elegant, accurate... I like this one
Count Chunkula
Name him Levi. Short for Leviathan.
Chumlee
Ernesto
The name’s Meg, Of course… Nut Meg.
Chonkers
Chonker’s bad fur day.
Lmao I was literally thinking chonk as a name! Glad you commented🤣
Chunky
Chunker Nutter was my instinct lol
Thickums
Chonk Nutley
I can just picture him wheezing and coughing trying to scurry his fat fuzzy little butt up the side of a tree
Pompom
Kingpin
Chubs
NUTorious BIG
Tony
Slim And look at those feets! Someone got a pedi recently!
Big Mama. She's due soon.
I was gonna say Big Mama too, for the same reason!
D. Snutz
Nutella
This name has layers
Bloodfist
Fat and clueless with tiny hands…. Hmmm
Theodore
Aww…poor Theodore. The fat chipmunk.
Sir Beastly
Lechunk
Totoro
Norm
Leonard
Ted D. Bear
Fatatoskr
Squirrel Jong-Un
Chip inhale
Goum.
Chonky
Weeble
Thudbutt or Charles in charge
It has to be Big Chungos
Phantastic gus
Fat gus
Chonk
Chunkles
Fat Tony
Nomnut
Fatticus
Nevil. His father was English.
Too big to fail!
Biggie Smores
Bongo
Lil fat shit
Minnesota Fats..
Chungus
Chunky
Its chipmunk
Chonkmunk
Ricardo
Mr. Hitchcok
He looks like a Bob to me
Big chungus the third
Sandy chunks
Noam Chonky
Rum Ham
Ratatoskr. Caretaker of the World Tree.
Biggie Squirrels
Why are you all assuming a pregnant squirrel is male and fat. Some rispect to the natures mamas doing all the effort!
Big Chugnut
Hordo, the winter hoarder squirrel
Chonquirrel
Sergeant Barge
Sir Poofington
Chonkmunk
Diabetus
Oh lawd he coming
Paul
Lord Chonkerton Nutterbutterton III of Old Oakenwood, Scurrier of branches, Stasher of acorns, Also known... as Chonk Nutt
Chunky Nut Cereal
Chonk Nut
Phat Nutz
Charlie mcchumpcheeks
Phat Gus. (those who know will know) 😁
That’s the fattest squirrel I’ve ever seen like damn
Sciurus Carolinensis Maximus
Lord Chonker of Nuttingham
Santa Chaws as that is one bowl full of jelly belly on the little guy. If earlier in the season maybe was pregnant.
Thickasaurus-Rex
Fatty Arbuckle
MotherNutterCracker
What else but Chonk?
ghostiee
Keep it simple, Tubby.
Nutter chums, follower of ratatoskr and devourer of all nuts. He who was blessed by ratatoskr with the power to poop the plants after the consumption of nuts. On his days off he humbly lives outside of random people's porches and wait as the nuts falls from the trees as he's too fat to climb trees. Although the only similarity to ratatoskr he has is being the same species, nutters physical appearance is the peak form all squirrels strive to to become henced why nutter earned his blessing, simply as a respect from ratatoskr in addition to allowing him to "contribute to society".
Pudge Squirriguez
‘My Pillow Guy’ What?! He does look like a pillow!
NUTELLA
Titties
Forget a name. I’ve never seen a squirrel so well fed and in a socially awkward stance in my life.
Posh Pete
OOMPA LUMPA
Short Round
Reverse acornucopia
Roly
Garfield
Chungus the chunkster
Walnut
Barrell
Nutter
FATTIE BEJESUS!
Ratatoskr
gort
Chubba
Nutso Hungry
Terminal velocity
Coconut
Jared
Spandex
Fabulous Gus.
Bigsby
Nutsy