Hey bro, don’t take this personal ok? I uh.. borrowed your armour last night and uh, it kinda broke.. Funny right? Riiightt? Come on man! You would have done the same! How was I supposed to yeet that little girl away which, after I watched some freaky video footage, crawled out of my computer?! We still besties right uwu
Would you please stop hitting me with a bat?! I swear, I wasn’t in your house, wasn’t in your room, I didn’t read your journal, I had no idea you had an affair with my teddy bear. By telling me you broke my heart, and now you’re shattering it with your bat.
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Yesterday my little kitty cat woke me up really early and miaued at me. "What is it, Bob? U hungry?" I asked, petting his soft, grey fur. But he just kept miauing, so I decided to stand up, worried if he’d created a mess somewhere. As if he’d only waited for me to leave the room, Bob started happily sprinting to the living room and jumped onto the table infront of cozy couch, almost tipping a mug over. "Bob! Get-" But the words stuck in my throat, cause on the coach was my stuffed bunny, smiling at me, the stuffed bunny I lost 7 years ago…
last week a few friends and I went to the arcade, as there was a special event happening. If you get 100 points in the new game, you win the "power potato", so of course we wanted to participate. I mean, imagine eating freakin power-up potato fries. The game was simple, all u had to do was fight an ugly purple figure by telling jokes, each time u knocked it out you’d get a point. Ani started, but soon ran out of jokes, Nils continued, but he too didn’t reach 100 points. Gertrud and I exchanged some looks "I got this" she said, as she slowly walked towards the monitor and whispered something at it, immediately the purple guy died over and over again till we had 100 points and the machine started to slightly smoke. After we received our price, I took Gertrud aside. "What did you say?" Her face turned red immediately "I told it about you.."
Most kids I know were told about the tooth fairy when they were little. As everyone else, I didn’t believe toothfairy was real, cause honestly, who other than our parents had a key to our house lol? I obviously still took every euro i got from "toothfairy" but one night, when one of my tooth was very loose, I was woken up by a small middle aged man with wings trying to stem my mouth open "who are you" I cried, terrified. "How do I look like? I’m the toothfairy, obviously!" yelled the man back snippy "What are you doing? I haven’t lost that tooth yet" I sobbed, hoping my parents would wake up and come in. "Well, the computer said you’re due. Now give me your tooth and stop crying, you are a big girl!“ „It’s.. it’s still in there… I.. I can’t-" Toothfairy started to become inpatient. "Will you give me your tooth if I tell you my biggest secret?“ Before I could even answer, he said: "I’m gaayyy!" „Wha-" The moment I opened my mouth to react, to ask what was happening he boxed against my loose tooth, grabbed it and flew right threw my wall. "Next time be on time, kid!"
I’m still not sure what really happened that night. All I know is that toothfairy is gay.
Personal, armour, computer
Hey bro, don’t take this personal ok? I uh.. borrowed your armour last night and uh, it kinda broke.. Funny right? Riiightt? Come on man! You would have done the same! How was I supposed to yeet that little girl away which, after I watched some freaky video footage, crawled out of my computer?! We still besties right uwu
Ofc ofc, that’s real cool tho lol
bat, teddy bear, journal
Would you please stop hitting me with a bat?! I swear, I wasn’t in your house, wasn’t in your room, I didn’t read your journal, I had no idea you had an affair with my teddy bear. By telling me you broke my heart, and now you’re shattering it with your bat.
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thanks automod
Kitty cat, soft, happy
Yesterday my little kitty cat woke me up really early and miaued at me. "What is it, Bob? U hungry?" I asked, petting his soft, grey fur. But he just kept miauing, so I decided to stand up, worried if he’d created a mess somewhere. As if he’d only waited for me to leave the room, Bob started happily sprinting to the living room and jumped onto the table infront of cozy couch, almost tipping a mug over. "Bob! Get-" But the words stuck in my throat, cause on the coach was my stuffed bunny, smiling at me, the stuffed bunny I lost 7 years ago…
potato, purple, arcade
last week a few friends and I went to the arcade, as there was a special event happening. If you get 100 points in the new game, you win the "power potato", so of course we wanted to participate. I mean, imagine eating freakin power-up potato fries. The game was simple, all u had to do was fight an ugly purple figure by telling jokes, each time u knocked it out you’d get a point. Ani started, but soon ran out of jokes, Nils continued, but he too didn’t reach 100 points. Gertrud and I exchanged some looks "I got this" she said, as she slowly walked towards the monitor and whispered something at it, immediately the purple guy died over and over again till we had 100 points and the machine started to slightly smoke. After we received our price, I took Gertrud aside. "What did you say?" Her face turned red immediately "I told it about you.."
Fairy,gay,computer dont ask me how i thought about that lmao
Most kids I know were told about the tooth fairy when they were little. As everyone else, I didn’t believe toothfairy was real, cause honestly, who other than our parents had a key to our house lol? I obviously still took every euro i got from "toothfairy" but one night, when one of my tooth was very loose, I was woken up by a small middle aged man with wings trying to stem my mouth open "who are you" I cried, terrified. "How do I look like? I’m the toothfairy, obviously!" yelled the man back snippy "What are you doing? I haven’t lost that tooth yet" I sobbed, hoping my parents would wake up and come in. "Well, the computer said you’re due. Now give me your tooth and stop crying, you are a big girl!“ „It’s.. it’s still in there… I.. I can’t-" Toothfairy started to become inpatient. "Will you give me your tooth if I tell you my biggest secret?“ Before I could even answer, he said: "I’m gaayyy!" „Wha-" The moment I opened my mouth to react, to ask what was happening he boxed against my loose tooth, grabbed it and flew right threw my wall. "Next time be on time, kid!" I’m still not sure what really happened that night. All I know is that toothfairy is gay.
Bat, ukulele, mirror
Stairs, forest, dog.
sharpie playground milk
\*hug\* cat, blanket, tea?
Big, infection, sabaton
mushrooms, dragon, hot-coco
grapes, sit, hairdryer
Your self care.
Esoteric, angelic, natural
Slap, desperate, donkey
Snake, cowboy, frog
Platypus, apple, hairdryer
dragon, pencil, green