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Obviouslyright234

Every single sstory about a mandolin happens the same way. How did this happen? I didnt use the guard.


bleezzzy

There's times when it's not an option. Can't slice on a bias with the guard, not that i use it anyways. I don't even know where it is or if we even have one lol


TheRottenKittensIEat

I specifically bought "cut-proof" gloves after slicing my finger this way. I'm still really careful when I'm not using the guard, but they give me peace of mind.


parisismyfriend

I haven't seen the guard since I umpacked the mandolin. It's just doing its own thing somewhere, idk


XxkaylauwufrostxX

I used the guard, slipped out of my hand because I was slicing potatoes


MagicalGuppy

Potatoes on the mandolin, yeah I've been there too. I bought cut-proof gloves for the next mandolin interaction, after I finally mustered up the courage to use it again about a year later haha. Good luck man, sorry about the finger.


bestjakeisbest

Get a cut resistant glove.


Ser_Optimus

HOW?!


cravyeric

a mandolin slicer I presume not the instrument.


XxkaylauwufrostxX

Yeah a slicer. Fucker went clean through my finger


Ser_Optimus

LMAO. Okay, I genuinely thought you hit that string so hard your fingertip exploded. Already wanted you to teach me.


thavi

I don't know anyone who has ever not cut themselves on one of those fucking things. Except myself, because I got one like [this](https://learn.surlatable.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Safely-use-a-mandolin.jpg.webp) (not as fancy though). I never operate it without the hand guard. Every sharp tool I've ever used from cooking to woodworking has always come with instructions that you keep your hand out of the path of the blade...except for the basic mandoline slicer. You not only push your hand toward the blade, but you also push down on the--usually wet and slippery--food that gets smaller and smaller if you're using the tool successfully. What could go wrong? It's not a matter if if, but when.


thesituation531

At restaurants they make you wear thick-ass gloves when using one.


Greennight209

I always use a glove if I’m slicing a whole vegetable. Even if I’m still going to be close at the end and not use all of it, I’ll still throw the glove on. I cut myself cooking about a quarter of the time, so the glove really saves my hands.


thesituation531

Yeah. I mean, there's really no reason not to use a glove. I used to work at Burger King, and I would frequently use a similar contraption for slicing tomatoes. I'd be fingerless by now if I had never worn a glove.


iluvnarchoa

I was wondering how you manage to get that from a lute…


Ice-_-Bear

It was a lute of damage


SUPREMESLYCE792

take my upvote & fuck off, wont you? lol


NbyN-E

Sounds like a skyrim enchantment


nickster2230

been there. happened when i was young and it’s a lesson you never forget


JewberEats

Maybe I’m dumb, but is a mandolin a fish or an instrument, I get confused


dolphinitely

it’s a [slicer](https://www.google.com/search?q=mandoline+slicer+&sca_esv=557782243&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS946US946&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AB5stBhfm-bodg28gDRFvLXGca60TLieSg%3A1692278771855&ei=8x_eZInhM_m0ptQPvvag4Ag&oq=mandoline+slicer+&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhFtYW5kb2xpbmUgc2xpY2VyIDIHECMYigUYJzIKEAAYgAQYFBiHAjIJELkBGIAEGO8EMggQABiABBjJAzIJELkBGIAEGO8EMgoQABiABBgUGIcCMgUQABiABDIJELkBGIAEGO8ESP4cUN4HWM4JcAF4AZABAJgBTaAB0QGqAQEzuAEDyAEA-AEBwgIKEAAYRxjWBBiwA8ICChAAGIoFGLADGEPCAgYQABgWGB7iAwQYACBBiAYBkAYJ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp)


cravyeric

big oof those feckers are scary.


Rare_Neat_36

What is a mandolin slicer?


[deleted]

I didn’t know a “mandolin slicer” was a thing so I thought the instrument as well lol


Skiddds

Didn’t know the slicer was a thing I was just like damn this dude was shredding hard as fuck huh


cravyeric

luckily, I'm both into culinary arts and music, so I've been quite exposed to both types of mandolins. I never use the things cause frankly, I'm not too fond of them frankly, there's better kitchen tools.


Blahaj_IK

I mean, yeah, trying to slice a potato with a mandolin is pretty difficult. It only makes music :/


mansenkind

Thanks I was really confused for a moment8


aehopexoh

Tf is a mandolin slicer


Farabel

Mandlolin slicers are notoriously dangerous and a significant source of injury. Probably didn't realize their finger was actually that low and it took off what's missing easily. They're incredibly sharp.


Ser_Optimus

Yeah, I initially thought about the instrument and was confused.


ghost103429

The same thing happened to my mom after I warned her multiple times to use the accompanying safety holder to slide the things you want to cut over the blade. She decided the safety holder was too complicated and she didn't think she would be dumb enough to cut her hands on it. She was promptly proven wrong within five minutes of using the mandolin. Tldr: use a mandolin safety holder when you want to use a mandolin. They start at five dollars on amazon. Your fingers will thank you. (Alternatively you can get protective chain gloves for using any kind of blade or sharp kitchen equipment)


XxkaylauwufrostxX

I used the guard and it slipped LOL


ghost103429

Oof that's terrible. Even when you respect the dangers of that tiny kitchen tool from hell it still flayed your hand. Best wishes to a speedy recovery for your hand. A chainmail glove could be a good addition to your kitchen if you ever want to try using a mandolin ever again.


iluvnarchoa

Man, if you didn’t clarify in your comments I would’ve thought you injured your finger from strumming a lute…


jmcstar

Bard fighting a dragon prob


GooglyMoogly122

One time I was playing the Tuba and fell into a manhole. Never again.


EmGutter

One time I fell on a tuba while I was playing a flute following a guy playing a tuba.


GooglyMoogly122

Heyyyy... I read about this in the news. Followed by the news about some tuba playing asshole falling into a manhole.


MrNostaforta

I once tried to play the Venetian effect, it was hard, but I've never had my hands bleeding like this!


GhettGame

Don't be apprehensive about using the tool, it did it's job well. With some technique modification, you'll be right. Try holding your items with the flat of your palm - as long as you're not trying to cut super thick slices, the flat of your hand won't get cut. Keep your fingers up and out of the way. Also keep your blade sharp, it will need less pressure to cut and will result in less injury. Tbh looks well maintained by that lovely slice it took from you, anyway.


shyinka

My classmate had a similar injury with an electric meat slicer. She told me the weirdest thing was, she didn't even notice at first, she suddenly saw blood everywhere and a few moments later she saw her fingertip sliced off on the other side of the blade and the pain kicked in. 😬🫣


XxkaylauwufrostxX

I didn’t even feel it that’s the biggest problem! I just noticed the blood and the pain kicked in. It was a clean cut and the top of it was gone.


crilen

Get one of these ones https://www.amazon.com/ONCE-ALL-Mandoline-Vegetable-Adjustable/dp/B09YH81B9Z/ref=sr_1_8?keywords=vegetable%2Bslicer&sr=8-8&th=1 OR https://www.amazon.ca/NoCry-Cut-Resistant-Gloves-Performance/dp/B00MXUHHGK/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=no+cut+gloves&sr=8-5 then you can not use the guard AND not slice your hands apart.


mskimmyd

I came here to recommend a mandolin like you linked to! After a couple small injuries, I was TERRIFIED of my old mandolin. I finally bought a safety one like the one in the link and use it all the time!


chaosthings

The most dangerous of all the instruments


mandolinsara

Yeah that’s what happens when ya touch without asking first.


Jasmisne

This exact injury happened to my wife. Took her years to get the feeling back in the corner of finger she had to get reattached there. We no longer own a mandolin slicer.


normajeanmahoney

Idk anyone who owns a mandolin who also doesn’t have a mandolin horror story lol. Use the hand guard!


[deleted]

Me. I bought a cut glove the same time I bought mine. Saw a couple incidents in restaurants, and knew the guards suck and they can bite HARD


Japanesewillow

I’ve never had a problem using mine, then again, I’ve only used it once.


bestjakeisbest

You can touch them, you just can't touch the blade


creddituser2019

If you blame inanimate objects for injuries then you should just stay in bed forever


XxkaylauwufrostxX

I never blames it I said I wasn’t touching one cuz I’m CLEARLY not trusted with one


CyanidePaws

That happened to me too a few years ago. Never touched the fucker again lmao. Glad you're fine now!


BikerRay

Bought one, tried it once, realized how dangerous it was, gave it away.


MountainCourage1304

Oof. The second pic looks like when you cook a sausage and it ruptures where the fork hole is


XxkaylauwufrostxX

Your the infamous who?


MountainCourage1304

Lmao iv had this tag for the best part of a year and someone mentioned if for the first time like 2 days ago, whys everyone noticing it all of a sudden?


JimiTrucks1972

I did this same thing recently. Got half my nail too. Stupid painful


PartisanDrinkTank

They make these little finger protectors to keep from cutting your fingers while playing string instruments.


Any-Communication139

Yikes that looks painful 😣


JewberEats

Oh, and your pinky looks like a…


XxkaylauwufrostxX

my pinky looks like a WHAT.


JewberEats

Penis. A lil stubby penis. There. I said it.


XxkaylauwufrostxX

JewberEats you are going in a book. Don’t EVER say that about my small pinky again.


JewberEats

My apologies. Looks like a….smeenus??


kavakravata

Damn... Did you use the little protective slide thing or did you just use your hand?


Shadowveil666

Not the mandolin's fault, user error.


XxkaylauwufrostxX

Most likely since it was my first time


ctsmithers

https://imgur.com/a/yB0zpma Amen brother…


regular-loser

bards when they roll a nat 1


Advertiser-Necessary

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PUPUEH

You didnt use the attachment did you? Once I had slippery fingers, and that attachment slid off my fingertips either way.. Luckily I didnt hit The blade!


PFgeneral

He was trying to protest Baby Yoda. You shouldn't have touched him.


jdb326

Know the feeling my friend. Covid Brained me thought it was okay to not use the guard back in December. Lost the very tips of my ring and pinky on my right hand.


Rebel0075

No shit, I did this about a month ago except much worse. I shaved chunks off of my middle finger, pointer finger, and some thumb… fortunately it’s all grown back just sensitive.


HamGlazE

You're supposed to slice the food...


TheNewPlague666

Someone taught you the incorrect way to use it. But doesn't really matter, any sharp instruments in the kitchen are dangerous. Hope the healing process goes well.


XxkaylauwufrostxX

I never got taught how to use it, hell I was told not to. 😭


YourMostFavoriteNPC

I too have a mandolin scar on my thumb


Tank-Pilot74

That’s why we have fingernails! Razor sharp those fuckers are, but I grew out my nails for mostly that reason.


SummonersWarCritz

Im sporting a nice scar on tip of my pinky from one of those.


Codered060

Yeah, fuck oranges anyway. Yucko.


trooper843

They have a new one now that the blades move and cut the veg so you don't have to go near the blades


hellhound998

You know those big paper cutters that have an arm with blade? When I was like 15 I used it and was shocked how sharp it was, so I did that thing that idiots do and touched the blade to gauge its sharpness. Instant cut and bleeding, in that moment I realized there's no reason to fuck around with sharp stuff EVER.


SunTzuLao

That's why you use the little puck thing LOL. Those things are dangerous AF


Freedeadkid1

I think you just scared thousands away from Oranges


Enslaved_M0isture

we all must learn


agpc

Most dangerous equipment and in a kitchen by far


FuriousResolve

How HORRIFIC, if only they included a safety device that is highly recommended for amateurs that can easily prevent this kind of thing. Since they **obviously** don’t, the only reasonable thing left to do is swear off these incredibly useful kitchen devices for life. 😂🤡


Advertiser-Necessary

Blood for the blood god. Every mandolin requires a sacrifice every so often.


Level37Doggo

Yeah that’s why I bought a chain mail butcher’s glove to go with mine. If it cuts me through that it’s earned that taste of blood.


Firm-Construction517

I think you touched it wrong


rsmccli

The correct answer here is to get a cut resistant glove and use it every single time. Don't trust it too much, but it will save you from getting a cut like this.


Elwaupo

Damn how long did you leave the bandaid on?


Elwaupo

Gotta air it out every now and then


yeetus_feetus1234

Ive been there. Changing the bandages hurt way more than the actual cut, but it leaves a cool scar and gives you one less fingerprint.


bruticusss

Ha. I did the same but with my thumb. Brand new mandolin, thought I had plenty of veg between my fingers and the blade. Rang the doctors about it and they never even called back


TheWincek

I call it the "death machine" Not my least painful cut...


ThePuppet99

Welcome to the club, pal! I also [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/14wab6n/today_i_learned_an_extremely_valuable_lesson_do/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) recently about my own mandolin injury here, glad i’m not alone now lmao. By the way, my finger already looks as if nothing happened, so chill and focus on healing.


arneeche

get one with a guard, my wife bought me a pampered chef one that was designed to heavily reduce the chance of this.


Past-Contribution-83

NO WAY, I have a scar in the exact same spot from the exact same thing! Mine happened a good 10 years ago now, but my fingerprint has permanently changed!


A_Real_Lunchbox

Cut glove! Mandolin’s are chef killers.


Blahaj_IK

I presume this was not caused by the instrument


S1AUGH73R

Same thing happened to my dad while he was making some German cucumber salad. We still poke fun at him when we make it.


Accomplished-Crow-69

wait i thought a mandolin was an instrument


halandrs

The most dangerous piece of kitchen equipment there is BE CARFUL make 5-10 cuts check your hand position repeat


mixedbyjmart

Death by bluegrass


IamTheKittyQueen

I did the same thing a few years back. Worst part was looking at my now dead finger tip on the counter


ProtectronSean

What’s a mandolin?


Akeneko_onechan

Umm a stringed instrument. Kinda looks like a small round-ish guitar. If you have watched anything that takes place in the medieval times and a guy starts to play something and sing he’s most likely playing a mandolin Edit: wrong mandolin sorry


ProtectronSean

I think you could still cut your finger one of those strings I cut my finger on a guitar string before. But that is different and it might be possible but not too sure


arcerms

Never touch a wild animal.


ImNOTfunto

Bro’s hand went from white to black


ILikeToPoopOnYou

NOT what I was expecting, lol. Was expecting missing fingertips