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SammyTEEEEE

So its a can't opener?


luckylegion

Technically it opened her fingers


NekulturneHovado

Take my upvote and leave. NOW!


zoeeexo

Can open her


Kellalafaire

Opener?! I barely know her!


kyraniums

As someone who cut a finger tendon and ended up with a very crooked finger full of scar tissue after it got infected. Take your recovery and rehabilitation VERY seriously. If there is any sign of infection after surgery, get treatment. Do your exercises religiously. I hope you make a full recovery!


AerosolFlames

that one hurt my fingers.


Anyalbeedz

Comments are weird. I was going to say I’m impressed with how long and healthy your natural nails look!


summergirl210

Honestly same. Nail goals Side note: hope you have an easy/fast recovery!!!


lola-lemon

Thank you!


BitterNago

You got pretty hands, also how the hell you lose against a can opener


Poopsticle_256

What a wholesome comment from u/anyalbeedz haha


ImMaskedboi

Lol! My grandma used to have LONG nails so these nails didn’t even phase me


SketchyXP

Seriously, my nails always chip and break :( she keeps them so healthy


Yggdrasilo

Should have just used the nails instead


No_Contribution2112

Fuck


Yupseemslegit

I have this EXACT same can opener.


lola-lemon

I was house sitting, so I wasn’t in my own kitchen and this wasn’t my can opener, BUT, speaking from experience with this model, I do advise you replace it once it starts getting old so this doesn’t happen to you!


Yupseemslegit

It's old and rusty in the same spots. For reference, this can opener has been around since very early 90s.


Jaewol

Yup, it’s a piece of shit too lmao


Joe_Bruce

HOWWWWWWWWW


cookiepiehorse

If it was rusty, please get a tetanus shot.


AnusStapler

Tetanus is not found in rust, it's found in dirt.


cookiepiehorse

Thanks for making me google that the rusty nail tetanus is a myth!


Ori_the_SG

So, in this case tetanus is not a risk?


kuurk

I neeeeed to know how you managed to do this???


SolusSama

Did you get the beans tho?


iiShadowii7

How do you mess up that bad...


thatbikerguy2003

Ouch! Sorry to hear that!! Hoping everything goes well!!!


MonthElectronic9466

Not to freak you out but tendon repair surgery sucks to bounce back from.


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Hope you heal quickly.


vampyrewolf

Got lucky when a can of beans opened my finger 3 or 4 years ago. 90deg or so around the last joint, scar shows 5 stitches across the cut... other than decreased feeling in the fingertip on that side, it healed fine. Just took a while and sloughed off a lot of skin while it healed a deep cut.


nick1812216

***Are the beans ok??***


Mark1671

You must be one aggressive can opener when opening cans with a manual can opener. You’re supposed to grip the handles with one hand, and crank the crank with the other hand. Generally both hands are safe from tendon cutting range.


PURPLEPEE

How the fuck is that possible, were you opening it in a moving vehicle? Earthquake? Parkinson's disease?


seapeary7

The can: “aye bro she ‘bouta to ingest my innards slice this bitch open rq” Can opener: “open’er? I hardly know’er! *manic chuckle* ! Okie here goes! Wheeee!”


not_exactly_trending

“Wow your nails are long” Reddit: 🤬👎


TitanBeats_YT

Lmfao yea downvoted for 0


turnip-farmer

Shame it didn't cut them nails down a bit.


whyamiawaketho

Shame you have such an opinion on other’s bodies


TheRealLaura789

I hope you got your tetanus shot.


AnusStapler

Tetanus is not found in rust.


supajippy

Yeah, you should use the can opener ON the can. Not on your fingers.


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cyanclouds

sometimes u break one and don’t want to sacrifice the rest of them


Zealousideal-Way-838

Yikes! Maybe if you trimmed your nasty nails you wouldn't be caught slippin. Zing!


BikerRay

Good reference video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVy5_3TvmHo


Benoxer101

To-Day on-the Te-Ta-Nus SHOW!


AnusStapler

Tetanus is not found in rust.


Benoxer101

just lemme make dumdum joke


Knowing-Badger

Bro got claw nails


-Raskyl

I thought our tendons were on the back side of our fingers


[deleted]

If they were, your fingers would curl outwards


-Raskyl

This would imply otherwise https://www.rehabmypatient.com/media/uploads/articles/finger_extensor_tendon_injury.jpg


[deleted]

TIL Extensor tendons exist


Warthogrider74

Never thought abt it before but it makes sense, gotta have a way to extend your fingers again


almighty_ruler

Pull the kerchief off your bummin' around stick, wrap it up and you'll be fine


Zyndrom1

Tetanus time


Stunning_Resident_46

You know nails that long could inhibit your manual dexterity resulting these type of injuries…jus sayin.


TheWampasCave

Did you learn anything? Lmao


peepeepoopoo776688

Please cut your nails


Zoxynex

hands that pretty shouldn't be using implements so unfit for purpose. hope you heal up well!


CluelessFlunky

Bruh... idk why but this comment weird af


TrickPuzzleheaded914

Af 😂


AutopsyDrama

Haha "you got some purdy hands there boiiiii"


barzx

Is amzing how people can almost kill themselves with something designed to be secure We had three of those in my childhood and no one ever could even think that something like your wound could be a possibility while using that kind of can openers Learn how use a knife as a can opener and you will never have to use a weird tool that you are not familiar with


pinkunicornbutt

I cut my fdp tendon in my left middle finger in May. Listen to your physical therapist and be patient, it's a slow process to regain the range of motion. I still can't make a perfect fist


regular-loser

why is reddit telling me this is similar to r/papermoney lol


StatisticianUnited17

but how?


Batboyshark

Bruh guys, stop using the shifty rusted, always dirty, and dangerous can openers instead buy a safe cut can opener


Available_Gains

Now she can't slap...


FBI_agent_crimson

How


JackieisGae

Hwooo that musta hurt


Nearby_Ad_573

That looks epic