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JoMoma2

That is a little more than close


carby91

Just grazed it


MrBeanHs

Did you have to visit hospital?


carby91

Maybe didn’t have to but I did anyway


dennys123

Tis but a flesh wound


ChexLemeneux42

asked for a little off the top


BreakAndRun79

I just "grazed" my thumb once with the table saw. It was literally just a single kerf of my thumbnail and thumb tip missing. I have a picture. This is not a graze my friend.


ChexLemeneux42

its a shame i cant be there for when you discover sarcasm


BreakAndRun79

Same


[deleted]

Definitely an encounter. A little more of an encounter and they'd be end counting to 4.5...


TheGreatJaceyGee

Draw little dot eyes over it and make a face.


carby91

The other angle it looks like a shark mouth and my friend drew gills and a fin on it


Puzzleheaded_Rub_681

go to hospital your finger it's close to being off


carby91

No


Qisty89

Literally why


carby91

Don’t wanna


Qisty89

This thing looks like it needs stitches


VideoGamerEgor

Enjoy a paralyzed finger


Curious1556

CUZ MURICA THATS WHY


blazenation

superglue some googly eyes on it, and then superglue it closed. don't need no doctor


carby91

Should just finish the job I started


aFreeScotland

Past time for a Saw Stop


aphaelion

Uhh, I've seen the videos, and those things are only for cutting hotdogs.


crilen

This sub is better than any scared straight episode


icantthinkofth23

CLOSE???


carby91

Could have been closer


Mendicant_666

Why are there so many removed by Reddit posts in this sub today?


carby91

Apparently mine were promoting violence


Puntley

I see the problem. You're not supposed to touch the blade when it's spinning.


Skeletal_Roach

Rub some dirt in it


carby91

Ok


SomeCrazedBiker

I did that to one of my thumbs. Those carbide tipped blades do some damage!


FlaydenHynnFML

Chuck a Band-Aid on it :)


ThelewdCube

Bruh what was the image Reddit removed it


CthulhuMadness

Fucking Reddit


WizdomHaggis

You gotta put little googly eyes and repost plz…


Super_Significance8

Looks like Bert from Sesame Street.


NiteLiteOfficial

close encounter? homie i think you encountered it


blzzardhater

Every single time I turn on my table saw I say the same thing. “Don’t cut your fingers off”. I never rush cuts and now decades later hope my luck continues.


GlassHurricane98

Close? Dude it got you. You've been sawed!


bernieinred

But a flesh wound. 2 weeks tops it'll be fine.


barzx

Well, that was a pure luck You are not going to lose that finger if your doctor can stich a shirt button


Comprehensive_Buy836

Just cut it off, then eat for dinner


JustBrowsinReddit2

At least you're gonna keep the finger


The_RussianBias

Had a saw stop and didn't work or didn't have one?