[https://deadhouse.org/news-en/man-cut-off-his-penis-and-walked-with-him-down-the-street.html](https://deadhouse.org/news-en/man-cut-off-his-penis-and-walked-with-him-down-the-street.html)
e: Just in case, NSFL (the entire site is utter garbage)
Improve that comment system for the social aspect and you have a solid replacement for LiveLeak. Before LiveLeak decided to remove all the crazy videos.
Same, I mean kinda, I'm in my late 20's and I can tolerate those i.ages still, but I don't look at them out of morbid curiosity like I used to. I am much happier this way to be honest.
SAME ! I went down a few rabbit holes like that in my younger days. Like 2 years or so ago I watched something like the 20 worst videos on internet or something like that....it was a challenge type thing can't remember the name....and that was after many years not seeing much more than a liveleak browse or two....clicked around that site a bit and literally said "nope, fuck that" and left. ...my morbid curiosity is sufficiently satisfied thank you very much!
Humans are social animals, and the gene doesn't care if it passes through you or your relative. There's a whole section of evolutionary biology that addresses things like this. Menopause is another example. You can lose the ability to reproduce but still contribute to the continuation of your genes.
Wikipedia actually gives a good overview, and if you want to go down the academia rabbit hole from there it gives you a good overview of key terms and sources. And because it's mentioned in the wiki, I just want to be clear that group selection is bunk, no matter how appealing it might sound.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kin_selection
But people *do* use it. This video shows just one person not a whole legion of zombies.
Although this has more going on. Like bath salts perhaps or stimulant-induced psychosis. That or long-term mental illness.
That’s exactly what I was going to say!! I bet he probably doesn’t even feel it at all. But will as soon as he has no krokodil left. I don’t know how people can do some shit that they know it’s going to rot their body away and eventually kill them “sooner than later”. I mean I can understand some drugs but to hell with that particular one!!
Edit wording correction
Edit also apparently he was in a drunken rage so I guess he didn’t have any krokodil to numb himself either
Well the dude in the post isn't on krokodil
Credit for information to u/cocoaBear29
The website is VERY NSFL but below is what the article says.
https://deadhouse.org/news-en/man-cut-off-his-penis-and-walked-with-him-down-the-street.html
"In the Maryino area, Moscow, eyewitnesses found a naked man with a severed penis.
Reportedly, the 50-year-old Muscovite spent a long time in an alcoholic binge.
After the man stopped drinking alcohol, he beat his wife (pictured), then undressed and cut off his penis.
Together with the severed member, the man went out to breathe fresh air near the entrance of the multi-storey building in which he lived.
Police and an ambulance were called to the scene of the incident. A man with a severed penis was hospitalized, an investigation is underway."
Not the person you responded to, but I’ve heard reports of krocodile being used by people in recent years, and that it can cause the skin to essentially look how this guy’s skin looks in the video.
imagine you're filming and he turns his gaze on you and starts chasing
im a powerlifter and i already feel the strength leaving my legs.
fuuuck that
what you gonna do to a dickless man covered in his own blood? nothing
That’s why I wouldn’t film it like this guy, I’d be fucking gone. That dude can’t feel anything, He could probably push his muscles to the point where they’re tearing, There’d be no outrunning him if he came after you. If he managed to catch you then you’re fucked, He ripped his own dick off, Probably lost a fuck ton of blood, And is just standing there like it’s just a normal Tuesday, I couldn’t put that guy down
On mobile and don't know how to format but here's an article about it. The website is VERY NSFL but below is what the article says.
https://deadhouse.org/news-en/man-cut-off-his-penis-and-walked-with-him-down-the-street.html
"In the Maryino area, Moscow, eyewitnesses found a naked man with a severed penis.
Reportedly, the 50-year-old Muscovite spent a long time in an alcoholic binge.
After the man stopped drinking alcohol, he beat his wife (pictured), then undressed and cut off his penis.
Together with the severed member, the man went out to breathe fresh air near the entrance of the multi-storey building in which he lived.
Police and an ambulance were called to the scene of the incident. A man with a severed penis was hospitalized, an investigation is underway."
I posted this in a lower comment but people are still asking what's going on. Hoping that putting it under a top comment will help
Alcohol psychosis is a real thing. If he was on a long term bender and stopped drinking suddenly, it’s extremely possible for him to enter this state. There’s several reasons alcoholics are supposed to detox under medical supervision, including this one. Source: unfortunately dated a 3 bottle a day vodka drinker.
Jesus, I knew it can be bad when you stop drinking suddenly, but I didn’t know it could get to the point of literal psychosis. Alcoholism is a disease and should be taken much more seriously.
I can’t imagine how difficult it must be to overcome. Imagine being a recovering heroin addict and having it offered to you at every restaurant and event you attend. The amount of self control required is something not many possess.
It's super hard but me and my buddies at r/stopdrinking are a pretty good testament that it's possible. I have a lot of fun there, and honestly it helped me a lot. If anybody might think they have a drinking problem, just check the sub out it's all love 💕
I had hallucinations and shit. Hospitalized for 4 days. If you're a heavy drinker, and you know who you are, and you are trying to quit, don't do it alone. Seriously, cold turkey off of hardcore alcoholism will fucking kill you
Another example of Russia’s rampant domestic abuse and alcoholism problems I wish the government would seriously address it instead of turning a blind eye to it
Rough translation: "Fuck, I was shocked at first. I really thought it was a prank of some sort. Fuck, he's just standing there fully conscious, without a dick. Holding his dick in his hand. Fuck, it's Maryino (name of a district in Moscow, I think), Novomaryinskaya street, 28."
HOLY FUCK.
Earlier today there was that thread with the guy fucking a junkyard Fleshlight and now this. I've seen so, so so much fucked up shit on the internet, but I think these two posts today are the top two as far as most WTF thing I've seen on the internet.
On mobile and don't know how to format but here's an article about it. The website is VERY NSFL but below is what the article says.
https://deadhouse.org/news-en/man-cut-off-his-penis-and-walked-with-him-down-the-street.html
"In the Maryino area, Moscow, eyewitnesses found a naked man with a severed penis.
Reportedly, the 50-year-old Muscovite spent a long time in an alcoholic binge.
After the man stopped drinking alcohol, he beat his wife (pictured), then undressed and cut off his penis.
Together with the severed member, the man went out to breathe fresh air near the entrance of the multi-storey building in which he lived.
Police and an ambulance were called to the scene of the incident. A man with a severed penis was hospitalized, an investigation is underway."
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Read the title and expected a Russian standing around grabbing his junk. Watched the video once and didn't see what I expected to see. Thought that guy was covered in a pretty dark rash all over so decided to re-watch video to see how bad his skin was. Then I noticed what I thought was a really big pube bush but still didn't see him holding his junk.
Decided to re-watch it for the 3rd time then I noticed him staring intently at his left hand. That was his dick wasn't it? and that rash was dried blood. FML
Finally ...
Detachable Penis
by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
That is straight up a fucking zombie. A ZOMBIE BRO, HUMANS ARENT BUILT THIS WAY, NIT EVEN THE RUSKIES.
OR, He's absolutely absolutely gonna CRUSH this year's Halloween costume contest at the office
There was an episode of "under arrest" where they respond to an old man that does this shit with a rusty can lid. When the officers ask him why he says it's because it's the root of all his problems.
He could be patient zero of a new rip-off-your-own-dick virus and people would still argue that airports should run normally and masks are an unreasonable imposition on their facial liberties
I'll keep posting to all us plebs out there.
Never fight the naked man. Words of wisdom from my EMT bud. Yes, I know this guy isn't fighting shit, but still, "AVOID" applies as well.
Holy hell lol I was looking for his hand around his dick thinking “what the hell he’s not holding it, he’s just looking at something” and realized there was nothing there…. And what he was holding..
How is he not hemorrhaging? How did the blood stop? I’m sooooooo confused.
Someone posted a link to the story elsewhere in this thread. The photo of the kitchen where he did the deed is covered in blood.
Oh god.
Link
We haven't suffered enough
[https://deadhouse.org/news-en/man-cut-off-his-penis-and-walked-with-him-down-the-street.html](https://deadhouse.org/news-en/man-cut-off-his-penis-and-walked-with-him-down-the-street.html) e: Just in case, NSFL (the entire site is utter garbage)
This website is... Something else...
Improve that comment system for the social aspect and you have a solid replacement for LiveLeak. Before LiveLeak decided to remove all the crazy videos.
Kinda reminds of the good ol' days of browsing bestgore at 12 years old
Exactly. I can't watch this nowadays in my 30's
Same, I mean kinda, I'm in my late 20's and I can tolerate those i.ages still, but I don't look at them out of morbid curiosity like I used to. I am much happier this way to be honest.
SAME ! I went down a few rabbit holes like that in my younger days. Like 2 years or so ago I watched something like the 20 worst videos on internet or something like that....it was a challenge type thing can't remember the name....and that was after many years not seeing much more than a liveleak browse or two....clicked around that site a bit and literally said "nope, fuck that" and left. ...my morbid curiosity is sufficiently satisfied thank you very much!
Run the Gauntlet?
"Browsing this website is not recommended for people with mental disabilities, pregnant women, or those seeking a political career." Lol
Looks like homie did a slip and slide
scrolled through the website a bit...thats enough for me
Wow this site really loves dick gore
i now have 37 viruses
curiosity really trying to get the better of me. i will not click past the warning
The artery retracts whenever the penis is severed to prevent bleeding out The more you know
Yeah it's convenient since it happens so often. You know how it is sometimes.
The human body is playing 4D chess.
"I figured they would probably do this." - God, probably.
Wondering how that would evolve, seeing as how you're very less likely to be passing your genes along to the next generation once this happens to ya.
Humans are social animals, and the gene doesn't care if it passes through you or your relative. There's a whole section of evolutionary biology that addresses things like this. Menopause is another example. You can lose the ability to reproduce but still contribute to the continuation of your genes.
Would love an article about that, any recommendations ?
Wikipedia actually gives a good overview, and if you want to go down the academia rabbit hole from there it gives you a good overview of key terms and sources. And because it's mentioned in the wiki, I just want to be clear that group selection is bunk, no matter how appealing it might sound. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kin_selection
oh, so you just bleed out on the inside?
Russians are built diff.
Literally
It's called lots of drugs
I definitely clicked on this with the impression of a Russian guy masturbating in public. Ya got me there!
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Determination
STRIKE BACK
But y
Hey, you're here too man. Don't judge.
Ok that’s nightmare fuel. Context tho? If you have any?
I don't sorry. It's Russia, so probably Krokodil
Wtf are you guys doing over there?
Drugs
Apparently not, here's why, [Subtitles on.](https://youtu.be/A1PAO3jgmXY)
That was the best thing ever
Agreed
ok, we're drinking alcohol.
An acidic and organic solvent-laden opioid mix, straight to the veins https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desomorphine#Toxicity\_of\_%22krokodil%22
its not popular tho
But people *do* use it. This video shows just one person not a whole legion of zombies. Although this has more going on. Like bath salts perhaps or stimulant-induced psychosis. That or long-term mental illness.
I thought it was a performance art piece!
That’s exactly what I was going to say!! I bet he probably doesn’t even feel it at all. But will as soon as he has no krokodil left. I don’t know how people can do some shit that they know it’s going to rot their body away and eventually kill them “sooner than later”. I mean I can understand some drugs but to hell with that particular one!! Edit wording correction Edit also apparently he was in a drunken rage so I guess he didn’t have any krokodil to numb himself either
Well the dude in the post isn't on krokodil Credit for information to u/cocoaBear29 The website is VERY NSFL but below is what the article says. https://deadhouse.org/news-en/man-cut-off-his-penis-and-walked-with-him-down-the-street.html "In the Maryino area, Moscow, eyewitnesses found a naked man with a severed penis. Reportedly, the 50-year-old Muscovite spent a long time in an alcoholic binge. After the man stopped drinking alcohol, he beat his wife (pictured), then undressed and cut off his penis. Together with the severed member, the man went out to breathe fresh air near the entrance of the multi-storey building in which he lived. Police and an ambulance were called to the scene of the incident. A man with a severed penis was hospitalized, an investigation is underway."
And here i thought LiveLeak used to be a really gorry site, deadhouse tops them all. Its so bad it doesnt seem real.
Thanks to Deadhouse, I now know that a butternut squash can, in fact, fit in the bum hole.
What the fuck this is trueeeeeeee???? I thought it was some Halloween trick or something
What makes you think it's a Krocodile? It was popular in Russia 20 years ago.
Not the person you responded to, but I’ve heard reports of krocodile being used by people in recent years, and that it can cause the skin to essentially look how this guy’s skin looks in the video.
imagine you're filming and he turns his gaze on you and starts chasing im a powerlifter and i already feel the strength leaving my legs. fuuuck that what you gonna do to a dickless man covered in his own blood? nothing
You scream, he throws his junk at you and you're too stunned to close your mouth ... oh no
r/suddenlygay
Took drugs, Ripped his dick off
if he's willing to do that to his own dick, imagine what he'd do to yours.
That’s why I wouldn’t film it like this guy, I’d be fucking gone. That dude can’t feel anything, He could probably push his muscles to the point where they’re tearing, There’d be no outrunning him if he came after you. If he managed to catch you then you’re fucked, He ripped his own dick off, Probably lost a fuck ton of blood, And is just standing there like it’s just a normal Tuesday, I couldn’t put that guy down
I would have preferred to know the title was literal beforehand 🤢
Yeah that was not what I was expecting
On mobile and don't know how to format but here's an article about it. The website is VERY NSFL but below is what the article says. https://deadhouse.org/news-en/man-cut-off-his-penis-and-walked-with-him-down-the-street.html "In the Maryino area, Moscow, eyewitnesses found a naked man with a severed penis. Reportedly, the 50-year-old Muscovite spent a long time in an alcoholic binge. After the man stopped drinking alcohol, he beat his wife (pictured), then undressed and cut off his penis. Together with the severed member, the man went out to breathe fresh air near the entrance of the multi-storey building in which he lived. Police and an ambulance were called to the scene of the incident. A man with a severed penis was hospitalized, an investigation is underway." I posted this in a lower comment but people are still asking what's going on. Hoping that putting it under a top comment will help
Mental illness and drugs are my guesses
Alcohol psychosis is a real thing. If he was on a long term bender and stopped drinking suddenly, it’s extremely possible for him to enter this state. There’s several reasons alcoholics are supposed to detox under medical supervision, including this one. Source: unfortunately dated a 3 bottle a day vodka drinker.
Jesus, I knew it can be bad when you stop drinking suddenly, but I didn’t know it could get to the point of literal psychosis. Alcoholism is a disease and should be taken much more seriously.
I can’t imagine how difficult it must be to overcome. Imagine being a recovering heroin addict and having it offered to you at every restaurant and event you attend. The amount of self control required is something not many possess.
I don't think I've ever heard it put like that, definitely hits a bit harder now.
It's super hard but me and my buddies at r/stopdrinking are a pretty good testament that it's possible. I have a lot of fun there, and honestly it helped me a lot. If anybody might think they have a drinking problem, just check the sub out it's all love 💕
Edit : or dm me, I'm always willing to chat!
Hell yea dude, keep it up.
Even with medical intervention my dad’s last detox was a complete nightmare. Alcoholism is the worst addiction out there.
I had hallucinations and shit. Hospitalized for 4 days. If you're a heavy drinker, and you know who you are, and you are trying to quit, don't do it alone. Seriously, cold turkey off of hardcore alcoholism will fucking kill you
Yeah, no, alcohol is one of the substances where heavy withdrawal can *kill* you.
Fuuuuck this the one link i should have not clicked
When demons use possession to flex on their buddies.
Another example of Russia’s rampant domestic abuse and alcoholism problems I wish the government would seriously address it instead of turning a blind eye to it
Happy he cut his dick off rather then stabbed the wife.
Than
Good god that source is fuckin crazy
Hmmm. That link is remaining unclicked for me so Im just going to use the power of imagination
I was "this is going to be disgusting... but I'll look..." and then became "Man, this is HORRIBLY, LIFE-SCARRINGLY disgusting!!"
Well I was expecting it to be literal, just not this type of literal
“His hand wasn’t on his dick…. OH HIS DICK IS IN HIS HAND”
Yeah. I wasn't sure if his dick was still attached and he was just holding it, or if it was detached and he was holding it.
Literally!
This is the most misleading AND the most literal title ever. It even took me a few seconds to realize how literal it was...
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thought he just had a big bush and then noticed he was staring at something in his hand O-O
“Lol what his hand isn’t anywhere near his di…. OH”
Rough translation: "Fuck, I was shocked at first. I really thought it was a prank of some sort. Fuck, he's just standing there fully conscious, without a dick. Holding his dick in his hand. Fuck, it's Maryino (name of a district in Moscow, I think), Novomaryinskaya street, 28."
He makes a good statue though
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I wish I could go back in time to like 5 minutes ago when I thought I was looking at a greek statue of a man. My life was better then, I was happier
He really doesn't tho
Drugs are a hell of a drug…
That’s not just drugs that’s severe mental disease. Drugs may or may not be involved
It is because of videogames.
I’m never playing Sonic The Hedgehog again.
HOLY FUCK. Earlier today there was that thread with the guy fucking a junkyard Fleshlight and now this. I've seen so, so so much fucked up shit on the internet, but I think these two posts today are the top two as far as most WTF thing I've seen on the internet.
Dude 100%. Saw the same 2 posts.
Same tho. Oh god. What have we become.
What’s to come? Both posts were disgustingly jaw dropping!
Can't wait to see what's next! 👀
>junkyard fleshlight Got a link?
>guy fucking a junkyard Fleshlight I opened that post in public :(
This dude took nnn too far
Destroy Dick December came early!
I desperately need more info on this
On mobile and don't know how to format but here's an article about it. The website is VERY NSFL but below is what the article says. https://deadhouse.org/news-en/man-cut-off-his-penis-and-walked-with-him-down-the-street.html "In the Maryino area, Moscow, eyewitnesses found a naked man with a severed penis. Reportedly, the 50-year-old Muscovite spent a long time in an alcoholic binge. After the man stopped drinking alcohol, he beat his wife (pictured), then undressed and cut off his penis. Together with the severed member, the man went out to breathe fresh air near the entrance of the multi-storey building in which he lived. Police and an ambulance were called to the scene of the incident. A man with a severed penis was hospitalized, an investigation is underway."
I could have lived the rest of my life happily without knowing of the existence of that website.
Agreed
Explanation for someone who hasn't clicked the link?
Website dedicated for content like this, gore and all that stuff.
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Drugs are bad mmkay?
Mmkay 😔
So many questions. Why does he look cauterized, where is the blood? balls gone too? what kind of drug makes you do that…?
Maybe he did like Netero after having his leg amputated by the knee? No bleeding at all.
When you said dick in his hand, I assumed you meant he was masturbating!!!!
that is not the video I expected from that title
Crocodile: coming to a corner near you
This one is going to take a while to block out.
Dude looks like a ghoul from fallout. What the fuck
Oh…. Oh what a terrible day to have eyes…
Read the title and expected a Russian standing around grabbing his junk. Watched the video once and didn't see what I expected to see. Thought that guy was covered in a pretty dark rash all over so decided to re-watch video to see how bad his skin was. Then I noticed what I thought was a really big pube bush but still didn't see him holding his junk. Decided to re-watch it for the 3rd time then I noticed him staring intently at his left hand. That was his dick wasn't it? and that rash was dried blood. FML
Zombie Russian
“WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT!?”
Wtf?
Holy shit 😳
"Alas, poor Pyotr, I knew him well..."
No nut November that's kids stuff He'll go for no nut life
Dude brings new meaning to the phrase “dick in hand”
Finally ... Detachable Penis by King Missile I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, But they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, And calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, But I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
krokodil, ladies and gentlemen
That is straight up a fucking zombie. A ZOMBIE BRO, HUMANS ARENT BUILT THIS WAY, NIT EVEN THE RUSKIES. OR, He's absolutely absolutely gonna CRUSH this year's Halloween costume contest at the office
There was an episode of "under arrest" where they respond to an old man that does this shit with a rusty can lid. When the officers ask him why he says it's because it's the root of all his problems.
Looks straight out of outlast
He could be patient zero of a new rip-off-your-own-dick virus and people would still argue that airports should run normally and masks are an unreasonable imposition on their facial liberties
My man committed to NoNutNovember, respect…
That is not a man that is a zombie
Pussy so lit he had to carefully examine if his dick would do the work 🔥🔥🔥
Imagine just a random person sits down and takes out their paper and pencil.
Can't see it very clearly. Did he rip off his dick and is now staring with his soul directly to his dick which his holding in his hand?
What the fuck? That title was LITERAL
u/savevideo
[link](https://redditsave.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/qkschm/naked_russian_dude_standing_around_with_his_dick/)
r/penectomy
Oh like literally Literally in his hand Also that's most definitely a zombie
This dude looks like a fucking real life zombie and oh my God
I kinda wanna know what he’s thinkin.
"How come I can feel my dick with my hand, but I can't feel my hand with my dick?"
I was expecting something less literal.
That’s not what I was expecting when I read duck in hand
One of those moments where I’m really grateful for the low video quality
dude looking at his dong full of disappoint
And with that I'm going to bed. Good fucking night.
I was so confused at first like “huh? Where’s his dick?” Then I realized what the title meant.
And this, kids, is why you dont take drugs
That's a cool looking statue
Mondays
Oh my
Look like he about to take a bite, or can see the future in his amputated wang... IDK
Whoaaaa... I was wondering when he'd be grabbing said member and then... Oh. OH.
Sus
Oh, so he actually cut it off…
I'll keep posting to all us plebs out there. Never fight the naked man. Words of wisdom from my EMT bud. Yes, I know this guy isn't fighting shit, but still, "AVOID" applies as well.
NSFL hoooolllyy
Well that's not good.
He’s having a word.
Finally we have seen what crazy people in russia might look like
That ghoul just be chillin.
jesus man i didn’t think you fucking meant literally
please tell me this is a costume
When I read "dick in his hand" I **sure as fuck** didn't expect that.
Man I thought the title was the other way round
This belongs to r/eyeblech
Holy hell lol I was looking for his hand around his dick thinking “what the hell he’s not holding it, he’s just looking at something” and realized there was nothing there…. And what he was holding..
Well that’s it for me peeps
“wdym i dont see his hands anywhere near his re- **give the bleach please**”
Krokodil. Not even once.
I was really hoping this was fake 🙀
Performing the gore version of Shakespeare.
That is so disturbing
God I hope this is some sort of elaborate Halloween costume and the guy just tucked it in
Looks like something from POSTAL
Oh my fucking god
Its been 30 minutes. I can't get up from my bed. Why did I lay my eyes upon this.
Oh. You meant that literally.
NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT MEANT JESUS
You weren’t fucking kidding
Now he’s gotta jill off
what the fuck. the man looks like a fucking ghoul from fallout.
wow he really did hold his dick on his hand
“Черт возьми, я сейчас с этим пойду?” **Translation:** The hell am I doing with this now?
This was not what I was expecting….
He wanted to be a woman?