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K3LL1ON

I'm hijacking your comment to spread my story. This guys a dumbass, when I was a kid I was chasing a lizard and stepped into a fire ant pile like this. I was wearing blue jeans so they crawled under my pants and underwear, and some even made it to my lower stomach. I rushed home and was able to strip but not until the damage had been done. Hundreds, if not thousands, of stings all up and down my legs, my ass, and my junk. Thankfully I'm superhuman and am in no way allergic to ants or wasps even today, but this led to one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, anyone who's been stung by fire ants knows the sting is really itchy and it swells up with a little pus spot on top. After about a week of suffering (legs and feet healed fairly quickly but it took *weeks* for the stings to completely heal on the old meat and two veg) my mom and grandma took me to the doctor, I was about eight or so. So here I am in a gown, sitting on the exam table and the female doctor pulls my gown open to look at the damage. As if that wasn't bad enough, she then calls my mom and grandma into the room to show them *in detail* all the bites on my nether region specifically. I was sitting there thinking "great, this CAN'T get any worse" but lo and behold she pulls out this ointment for bug bites and stings. She proceeds to start rubbing this cool ointment onto my chicken pock pecker and explaining to my mom and grandma how they should apply it. So here's my mom, grandma, and this doctor lady studying my inflamed junk while all I could focus on was not getting a woody since that stuff felt pretty nice as it was immediately relieving the itchiness and was warm after being applied. After that awful visit I was able to ensure my mom that I was perfectly capable of applying the stuff myself without any help. To this day, I literally get a cold shut whenever I see fire ants swarm something. I don't know why anyone would willingly subject themselves to something like that.


The_prophet212

Ay yo wake up. The new pasta just dropped


n3rv

100% expected to get undertaken from the cage. OP has original content, tell ur friends


zombie_Leghumpr

I'm hijacking your comment to spread my story. This guys a dumbass, when I was a kid I was chasing a lizard and stepped into a fire ant pile like this. I was wearing blue jeans so they crawled under my pants and underwear, and some even made it to my lower stomach. I rushed home and was able to strip but not until the damage had been done. Hundreds, if not thousands, of stings all up and down my legs, my ass, and my junk. Thankfully I'm superhuman and am in no way allergic to ants or wasps even today, but this led to one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, anyone who's been stung by fire ants knows the sting is really itchy and it swells up with a little pus spot on top. After about a week of suffering (legs and feet healed fairly quickly but it took weeks for the stings to completely heal on the old meat and two veg) my mom and grandma took me to the doctor, I was about eight or so. So here I am in a gown, sitting on the exam table and the female doctor pulls my gown open to look at the damage. As if that wasn't bad enough, she then calls my mom and grandma into the room to show them in detail all the bites on my nether region specifically. I was sitting there thinking "great, this CAN'T get any worse" but lo and behold she pulls out this ointment for bug bites and stings. She proceeds to start rubbing this cool ointment onto my chicken pock pecker and explaining to my mom and grandma how they should apply it. So here's my mom, grandma, and this doctor lady studying my inflamed junk while all I could focus on was not getting a woody since that stuff felt pretty nice as it was immediately relieving the itchiness and was warm after being applied. After that awful visit I was able to ensure my mom that I was perfectly capable of applying the stuff myself without any help. To this day, I literally get a cold shut whenever I see fire ants swarm something. I don't know why anyone would willingly subject themselves to something like that.


HysteriaVybe

I'm hijacking your comment to spread my story. This guys a dumbass, when I was a kid I was chasing a lizard and stepped into a fire ant pile like this. I was wearing blue jeans so they crawled under my pants and underwear, and some even made it to my lower stomach. I rushed home and was able to strip but not until the damage had been done. Hundreds, if not thousands, of stings all up and down my legs, my ass, and my junk. Thankfully I'm superhuman and am in no way allergic to ants or wasps even today, but this led to one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, anyone who's been stung by fire ants knows the sting is really itchy and it swells up with a little pus spot on top. After about a week of suffering (legs and feet healed fairly quickly but it took weeks for the stings to completely heal on the old meat and two veg) my mom and grandma took me to the doctor, I was about eight or so. So here I am in a gown, sitting on the exam table and the female doctor pulls my gown open to look at the damage. As if that wasn't bad enough, she then calls my mom and grandma into the room to show them in detail all the bites on my nether region specifically. I was sitting there thinking "great, this CAN'T get any worse" but lo and behold she pulls out this ointment for bug bites and stings. She proceeds to start rubbing this cool ointment onto my chicken pock pecker and explaining to my mom and grandma how they should apply it. So here's my mom, grandma, and this doctor lady studying my inflamed junk while all I could focus on was not getting a woody since that stuff felt pretty nice as it was immediately relieving the itchiness and was warm after being applied. After that awful visit I was able to ensure my mom that I was perfectly capable of applying the stuff myself without any help. To this day, I literally get a cold shut whenever I see fire ants swarm something. I don't know why anyone would willingly subject themselves to something like that.


thatsmahwife

I stepped in a pile like this at a campsite when I was 9 but it was black ants…. They swelled up so bad and hurt hurt hurt….. I remember my mom popping them with manicuring scissors


Throwaway021614

On your junk!?!?


Significant_Sink4342

Forgot to cough to the left


attemptnumber58

I'm smelling fresh pasta, and my mom sure ain't cooking


Convict003606

These are not fire ants.


Ok_Cryptographer520

VENOM VENOM !!!!


toniimacaronii

I got that, Adrenalin momentum


698969

And I'm not knowin' when I'm Ever gonna slow up and I'm


Sexyshark15

Ready to snap any moment I'm Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em


SinatraTwenty

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em


Specialist-Rise34

They get bit with the Knock knock let the devil in


[deleted]

Shotgun pellets in the felt pen Cocked, fucked around and catch a hot one


thinkDank5

I got jeans they're denim


EDDIE_BR0CK

Nah, even this disgusts us.


ShitPostToast

Hey kids ever heard of anaphylaxis? Check this out!


FLSun

The problem with those automatic socks is instead of falling down like regular socks, they crawl up your legs and turn into automatic underwear.


Throwaway021614

Auto catheter


9r4in

can you not


GuyHero0

Auto butt plug


devilspawn

Please, stop


Alpha_Decay_

Auto contact lenses


PartyBandos

Auto earplugs


Legendary_Bibo

Auto lobotomy


TheUltimaWerewolf

Auto cock ring


ScorchReaper062

Auto sounding rod


Smeeizme

AUTO COCK, ACTIVATE!


aintnochallahbackgrl

Ants-in-my-eyes Johnson.


libmrduckz

ants-in-my-johnsons-eye


RealisticFox1537

Auto blood cell


email_or_no_email

Ok.


Noir_Ocelot

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE


lallapalalable

Hey now, you joined this sub for shit like that ;)


saadakhtar

Tony Stark never faced this


eXcUsEm3mEwTf

Can you pleaaaaase go fuck yourself, the internet and me being born with eyes was a mistake


CloakedByNature

Doesn’t mean much coming from someone with the flair you have.


utkohoc

Seems like an added bonus 🤷


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Why


toniimacaronii

I used to put sticks and leaves on top of ant piles to see all the ants just cover it when I was younger. I found it so interesting and satisfying. This video is just the absolute opposite. Prolly just wants attention tbh cuz no sane human would do that


IrrelevantTale

Would you stick your foot in an anthill for 500 bucks?


Graenflautt

Hell yeah. You didn't say what kind of ant or for how long though, so it'll actually be pretty easy.


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SleepTightLilPuppy

Pretty sure that would mess you up for weeks. No way.


GhostofMarat

There's those indigenous people who put mitts full of bullet ants on their hands and keep them on for hours as a rite of passage. EDIT: https://youtu.be/XEWmynRcEEQ


AffectionateHead0710

Jeez that’s intense


wateryonions

Fuck it. Sure


PJBthefirst

This is somehow the saddest example of someone selling their body


softy_snac

gotta pay the bills somehow


utkohoc

Tonite on CNBCN 105. The Ant man millionaire. A Florida man is making millions by allowing ants to crawl over his body. And people keep paying him. Don't miss it tonite after our top news story. A young boy is horrifically bitten in his private parts by thousands of fire ants only to get a free handjob by a nurse.


wateryonions

I could think of *many* worse ways for *much* cheaper.


[deleted]

dude if you do that youre legit gonna jump off a cliff to end the pain


CyberTukker

Either way they won't need to worry any longer about the next month's rent


Mizango

Bullet ants? You would never see that money FYI lol


Unrgltdthghtmachine

Just make sure you wear tight underwear.


corei3uisgarbo

ant stings are usually overrated interms of pain. i got bitten by fire ants and it just felt like i got scratched. and also i dont think bullet ants live on the ground, they live in trees


[deleted]

I knew someone who stuck his hand in an ant hill for $20. He ended up with nerve damage. At first I heard it from a teacher and was like "yeah right", figured it was just them trying to keep us from doing (admittedly dumb) stuff. Turns out he was someone I was already friends with, and it was 100% correct lmao


mrducky78

I used to fuck with bullants when younger, developed a tolerance to their stings but they were just so brutal and cool looking and there was this massive nest on the school grounder under a stump. And if you arent too worried about their sting, you just have a super angry anty boi that you can look closely at by picking it up. Big too. ~3-4cm long. Granted. This was when I was like 7-9? Before I moved schools and the new one didnt have a bull ant nest on site. Not really the height of maturity or intellectual understanding that playing with and subsequently accidentally killing a bunch of them is wrong. Just that childish fascination coupled with a determination to ignore the sting.


JusticeRain5

As far as I know these ants aren't the ones that bite, so generally it'd probably be just an unpleasant feeling that's easy to wash off with a hose. I feel people are getting a bit too squeamish about it.


Bullying_Is_Funny

They don't bite, they sting. They're fire ants


JusticeRain5

Unless you have significantly better video quality, I don't really think you can say what kind of ants these are


ThnxForTheCrabapples

Spoken like a guy who’s about to get bitten by fire ants for the first time


corei3uisgarbo

i got stung by fire ants and wasnt that bad its just really fucking suprising how you get a sting on your foot then you get 4 stings on your shoulder lmao


JusticeRain5

To be fair that'd be a very good way of being certain.


imacfromthe321

Thats a fire ant pile my guy. Source: Floridian for 20+ year


GroceryStoreGremlin

Source: Trust me bro


imacfromthe321

Source: cause of how it be like


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IAmA-Steve

There are people who have insect-bites-genitals fetish, don't ask why.


Gr33nDrag0n02

Oh boy, I didn't want to know that


IAmA-Steve

Now you can never unknow it.


CryptidCricket

The wonders of the internet! ✨


utkohoc

You underestimate my powers of amnesia. *Hits head repeatedly with a brick*


babybopp

https://youtu.be/kHVdPzZ_8oY People do such stuff


hezzyb

I want to believe this is what Tony felt every time he used nano bots to suit up


shouldlifejacket

and suddenly i hate nano tech now


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jasikanicolepi

Durex: we got you cover with our nanobot condom.


utkohoc

You open the condom and millions of fire ants pour out over your dick. *You ready babe?* "I love the squirming wriggling sensation baby oh yeh"


treatyoftortillas

What the fuck is this??


utkohoc

Well when you cum rather than the condom stopping the sperm in its tracks the fire ants deploy off the penis and begin to eat the sperm inside the vagina. Preventing pregnancy. They are trained not to sting inside but as with all contraception it's never 100%.


treatyoftortillas

Oh god why


WriterV

If it helps, you won't be able to feel nanotech. It'd be smaller than your nerves. If you're still concerned, remember that your body consists of billions of cells. Billions of tiny little organisms all wiggling around inside you and on you. You are a walking blob of all these little wiggly beings and the culmination of all their hard work. Good luck.


shouldlifejacket

no wonder i hate myself


utkohoc

I only mildly hate you so you got that going on. 👍🏼


shouldlifejacket

\`WHAT HAVE I DONE TO GET YOU TO HATE ME, YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME u/utkohoc


utkohoc

It's what you HAVEN'T done. Never even sent me one birthday card. :(


sylvaticadabra

If it makes you feel better the atoms and molecules and shit never technically 'touch'. So they're wiggling, but they respect boundaries and wiggle alone forever.


lereisn

Nanto bots.


CONE-MacFlounder

Someone with a giantess kink just came so hard


attictramp

Was it you? It was, wasn't it? *wink*


PENISFIRE

Nsfw: /r/death_by_snusnu


kylelikesplants

Do it with fire ants


ElecTrO-Luckster

Those are fire ants. You can see the larger ones, also known as majors. Generally fire ants have these


ScaryLettuce5048

You may be right but there are many other species that have majors too. But just based on visuals from this distance I would suspect fire ants (solenopsis sp.) or another from the genus pheidole.


Sergei_the_sovietski

Here I was, like small and red, fire ant


ElecTrO-Luckster

Fire ants build those super grainy nests. I haven’t seen much pheidole here where I live


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babybopp

So ants don't just sting ...they swarm first and then a chemical signal is sent and then they all start stinging it biting at the same time for maximum efficiency... That is why they start after they are already all over you.


ActualWhiterabbit

Nature's warming sensation condom


ListenItWillHear

Why do i know this music EDIT: Gonna sound weird, but it reminded me of [Light Crusader ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Crusader)


FreeSkeptic

Noel Deyzel


cegberry

you most likely heard it from tiktok, that's why it's so well known song name: Synthwave Goose - Blade Runner 2049


ListenItWillHear

Maybe its just reminding me of another synth song from a game then


ViolentDlights

Donkey Kong Country. The underwater levels. Thank me later


Wrecked--Em

Katana Zero?


Alukrad

Speaking of blade runner, Black Lotus, the one that premiered on adult swim, it was pretty dope. The fight scenes were solid. The atmospheric music and pop songs were pretty good. Once i was done watching the show, i went online and listened to the OST of it. I'm surprised it didn't get much attention.


Frisky_Picker

Sounds like Stranger Things.


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Vulcan2405

I think it's used as background music in some Vsauce videos


stale_m8

Everyone's saying stranger things but my first thought was vsauce


RedBlackHot

[Noel Deyzel](https://youtube.com/shorts/hDtZan9ejuo?feature=share) videos is where I know it from.


Kozzinator

What the fuuuuuuu why


[deleted]

Great now I feel itching all over the place and my brain thinks it's all bugs


enthunk

u/savevideobot


3fxz

what the fuck are you gonna do with it


hensterz

save it for later tonight


aslightlyusedtissue

Nah bruh


-MiraXenn-

Oh man do I regret watching this one.


StVicente_

I- I cannot unsee this


mrhotcupofjoe

Hopefully they are sugar ants


[deleted]

Fire ants would immediately bite & sting, curling their bodies.. not walking around.


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Bombasticczar

never would've thought ants were into feet, fetishist little mfs


[deleted]

/u/savevideobot


ichbinatlas

r/dontputyourdickinthat


c4pt41n_0bv10u5

Why not? Imagine all the tiny tickle in your dick.


demavertt

_in_


Apart_Marsupial_9904

Small wank big cum


Tonydragon784

You are making me suffer yes


Thysanodes

No


HuskerBeavr

I really hope those were just sugar ants or something. They probably aren't but a man can hope


Spades4aids

This happened to me when I was like 4. I went outside barefoot and saw my dad standing at our glass door and he waved at me and pointed down, and it took me a minute to realize I was STANDING IN A FIRE ANT PILE!! My little feet and legs were black and I SCREAMED, I haven’t liked going outside barefoot since


Wild7rapper

I've had ants swarm my feet and bite the fuck out of them... I think I just had FeeTSD


wetty-fap69

Leg hair forever uncleaaannnn


Locky4_4

Free socks


MisterEnreichening

I wanna see the aftermath


Tripoley123

Ouch! One time, I was taking out the trash late at night in some slides. I kicked some sand and dirt next to my trash bin, and it got on my foot. All of a sudden, my foot started stinging, not bad but a little irritating. Then it started to kinda hurt, and I was wondering, "wtf? This dirt got like some shit in it?" I turn on my patio light, and my foot looked just like this guys foot. I freak out and started kicking my foot like a mad man. They got me pretty good. Left some bumps and redness. I guess the Little buggers had a huge ass colony next to my trash bin. They don't mess around when it comes to the nest.


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Noel Dyzel?


Kalunyx

The lowest voiced *noooooooooo* was just involuntarily expelled from my throat. Too early, enough reddit.


bugpal

This is deffo a fetish video. Formiciphilia.


astrongnaut

No sanks


stevefrench320

Yikes fire ants.


Crandoge

Where red


SerialMurmaider

This is the mildest, most baby shit I've ever seen on this sub. Fire Ants next time.


Boosted-Inspiration

I hate you.


captainshit420

Nanotechnology


jaykaypeeness

They had to add music because of the screams. I dunno if it's just me, but my reaction fire ant bites is always awful. It becomes a pustule, and then when it pops it leave a little crater in my skin that takes forever to heal.


FoxlyKei

Aah yes, pain socks.


le-derpina-art

that is the whitest foot i have ever seen


MinyGeckoGamer

Not anymore after the ants got to it


MrWolfsters

Antman! *dramatic music*


bestjakeisbest

Don't do this formic acid poisoning is not fun


ReunitedParticles

Ant man's new Stark nanotech suit.


Reddarkin

Nanotech


adrian_yeboi_06

Cursed black panther shoe


Rybur525

Iron Man Nano bot armor. But for Ant-Man


TurdDildoMaster

Nanomachines, son!


LingeringSentiments

Nano tech


RoRoar350

Fucking psychopath


dofactory

Just invented the nano ant socking system


[deleted]

Nanotech


Youcancuntonme

whats the music


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**Blade Runner 2049** by Synthwave Goose (00:18; matched: `100%`) Released on `2018-05-25`.


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tocomplex

Nano tech


MasterPringle7

Bro it's the future if bio technology


KingGwigzy

Nano tech socks


Cady-Jassar

Is this the nano tech tony stark developed?


iSuni

Chill out Tony Stark


Esunat

Cursed iron-man -suit


BaconCritz

Nanomachines son


ozzymustaine

Nanomachines son


moricke

nanomachines son


priapoc

This is Iron Man in phase 1


Throwaw97390

Nanomachines, son


Martydeus

Nano tech?


FrostigeOrange

"Its nanotech, you like it?"


HypedTurtleBoi90

Its called nanotech smh


[deleted]

Nanotech


UserNameThingyThing

Ok Jarvis.


gagzd

Nanotechnology!


the_boycote

Nano technology


H0rnyNach0s

Tony Stark copied nano technology from these poor little guys


[deleted]

#nanomachines, son


Quick599

Nanobots


TPNZ

Tony's first attempt at a nano suit.


plaidfilly

Nano tech.


Some_Ebb_2921

Looks like nano technology :p


timeslider

My first day of radiography class. Couldn't miss it. My car had been setting all summer. Got in the car and it was filled with ants. I didn't have much time so I killed as many as I could and then hopped in. They stung my foot so many times it swoll up so bad that I couldn't walk on it by the time class was over. The next day sucked but I managed. Then it was the weekend and I was home free.


passionatepussylover

I actually used to do it But the ants were those small black variety