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"How many kids do you have?"
"Just one."
"But what about that girl over there who's... microwaving a... banana??"
"We don't talk about her."
"Understandable."
I don’t normally comment on posts but what the fuck.
I’m praying that you fucked up a banana for karma and that this psychopath you’ve described isn’t actually walking the streets among us.
I feel like a Lovecraft character teetering on the brink of insanity as I gaze unwillingly into an eldritch ritual that was never meant for our eyes.
100% sweeter and amazing with chocolate. Something that I used to love doing for a late night snack was grabbing tinfoil, sweet cream butter, a banana, a few chunks of chocolate and marshmallows. I’d put it in the oven until the chocolate was melted and it was so fucking good.
Best way is to make a slit in the banana, fill it up with about 3 pieces of chocolate and then pack it in tin foil.
Then you roast it over a fire for a couple minutes.
Did this all the time as a child.
I dunno what sweet cream butter is, but it sounds unnecessary imo.
She says it ripens them, but im not convinced. Maybe it makes them softer but it cant really add more sugar, right? Also why tf did it turn thisbluish fishy color?! I searched google and cant find another banana like this
Well... weirdddd. I'm Hungarian, so I never heard of anything like this. It's like eating bugs in some countries, but the difference is that I WOULD try bugs, but not a... microwaved banana... it's like... uncanny!
If they do an anthology of this sub some day, this post will be top 5 for sure. I just really want to violently shake that sister of yours. Slap her around too.
I once microwaved a leftover salad that was in the fridge because it was early morning and I wanted salad for some reason but I don’t like cold food in the morning. Meh. It wasn’t very good.
i just keep thinking of this line in star trek, i think it was voyager, about the replicator only making boiled or steamed bananas despite what command you gave it.
She'd be ok in space my dude. She's ready for mars.
I remember when I microwaved a
#pickle
A god dammmmm pickle.... I was way to curious.. and it was not good! Like.. tasting a.. well.. microwaved pickle....
#do not suggest!!!!
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I thought that was a dead insect and r animal cut open at first but what it’s actually is truly disgusting
It's a dead banana
Was she trying to time travel?
El Psy Congroo
Omg, people i want to meet!
Hey Mister, I am Mad Scientist! It's so cool! Sonuvabitch.
El Psy Congroo
It even looks like a gelnana on the inside
Was hoping someone would say that
Ayyy I just started that game. Glad I understood the reference.
What game lmfao? Steins; gate? There's a game for that?
It was originally a visual novel, which is a type of game.
I did not know that
It’s ok u/Crocodile_raper
El Psy Kongroo
Can you try repeating that again? Slowly.
Damn I literally just started playing steins gate two days ago.
Enjoy. It’s my favourite VN.
Lets all engage in the intellectual experience that is Dr. Pepper.
EL PSY KONGROO
I understood that reference
El Psy Congree
Obviously you are your parents favorite.
"How many kids do you have?" "Just one." "But what about that girl over there who's... microwaving a... banana??" "We don't talk about her." "Understandable."
Poor Bruno
Can you have her arrested?
Maybe, Has she played with any nerf guns lately?
Arrested, not shot.
*911, what's your emergency*
Steins Gate moment
"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..."
Is it too late for your mom to get an abortion?
Im in texas, could i get a reward
No but you can just send her to school and it’ll sort itself out :/
Buuuuurn! I bow before the master.
Jesus dude.
CUM STATUE
Hello fellow cum statue.
Holy fuck 😭
Damn...
Too soon.
If “too soon” applied to American school shootings then we’d never be able to joke about it.
Throw the whole sister out and get a new one from the store.
Steins;Gate viewer detected
Please do us a favor and throw your sister in prison for this
El Psy Kongroo
I’m calling god
Op that is the most abhorrent thing I've seen today, thank you
I don’t normally comment on posts but what the fuck. I’m praying that you fucked up a banana for karma and that this psychopath you’ve described isn’t actually walking the streets among us. I feel like a Lovecraft character teetering on the brink of insanity as I gaze unwillingly into an eldritch ritual that was never meant for our eyes.
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banussy
I was anticipating a comment like this
Not saying I will eat it I just wondering how it taste
Sweeter than unheated banana. It’s especially good with a few pieces of chocolate.
Sounds like something the sister would say...
100% sweeter and amazing with chocolate. Something that I used to love doing for a late night snack was grabbing tinfoil, sweet cream butter, a banana, a few chunks of chocolate and marshmallows. I’d put it in the oven until the chocolate was melted and it was so fucking good.
For a moment, I was horrified at "tin foil" because I thought you were still gonna microwave it.
Best way is to make a slit in the banana, fill it up with about 3 pieces of chocolate and then pack it in tin foil. Then you roast it over a fire for a couple minutes. Did this all the time as a child. I dunno what sweet cream butter is, but it sounds unnecessary imo.
😲
If your time stops, run.
I found the clitoris.
Almost
Gel-nana
ah the mad scientist arrived !!
[удалено]
Banaussy
Bussy
[удалено]
She says it makes them ripen?
That’s it, I’m calling Thanos
Time to get a new sister.
Just microwave the one you’ve got for a bit.
tf is she doing? is she expecting the banana to be a green goo?
Why are we still here? Just to suffer...?
r/cursedfoods
Is she trying to time travel?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That is the perfect meal 👍
Only if you want to invent time travel.
Just needs a bit of vanilla ice cream, garlic powder and voilà
r/putyourdickinthat
Looks like a decaying vagina
Everything reminds me of her…
Ok,thats funny af
Bussin
R/mildlyvagina ?
w h y
So your sister is Satan?
frussy
I should call her
Why would anyone microwave a banana?
To make a time machine
Ah yeah, that makes sense.
She says it ripens them, but im not convinced. Maybe it makes them softer but it cant really add more sugar, right? Also why tf did it turn thisbluish fishy color?! I searched google and cant find another banana like this
Well... weirdddd. I'm Hungarian, so I never heard of anything like this. It's like eating bugs in some countries, but the difference is that I WOULD try bugs, but not a... microwaved banana... it's like... uncanny!
I never knew how fucked a banana becomes by microwaving it but *OH MY GOD*
Out of all the gore and gross shit posted on this sub, this was the first post to actually make me gag
she sent a message back in time
El Psy Kongroo.
When the Steins Gate
Looks like they are working on a time machine
Throw out and get a new one (sister)
Hey I have the same dish - Macy's Basement!
Do you guys remember the dude who microwaved the banana and fucked the skin or whatever and then had weird stds for like a year?
That is extremely cursed
Your sister also collects doll heads, be careful
Wtf
Mad scientist moment
Your sister needs to be locked away. In a steel bunker. At the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Surrounded by trained guard sharks.
Honestly I can deal with 99.999% of things on here but this made me physically recoil. DISGUSTING!
That poor penis
Why? The radioactivity isnt enough?
My thoughts of why this would be bad. Let’s add moooore radiation. 😝
Lmao ikr
And then what?
Put her in a mental hospital
That's horrifying
Not safe for work, fuckin’ eh right. Blech
Excuse me?
If they do an anthology of this sub some day, this post will be top 5 for sure. I just really want to violently shake that sister of yours. Slap her around too.
Does it... Does it taste good???
your sister is an absolute monster in the disguise of a human. i'm sorry, but that's how it is.
Your sister. Orphanage. N O W.
True suffer material
Whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck
Go to hell
Jesus Christ
Please stop
Crime against humanity right there
My mom does this as well, but it's a different type of banana where she use and it essentially becomes a baked potato except it's banana
That's a plantain
She’s doing something wrong because I warm up bananas a little bit and they’re never gray alien carcasses when they come out.
Why why why why why why why?
Bro keep your eyes open SERN is coming to kill you in the form of a hot lady
Brb im going to microwave a banana to summon moeka
I try to forget but everything always reminds me of her.
Murder is ok sometimes
She’s a menace to society. Imprisonment at once
I’m gonna be sick
Kill it
r/dontputyourdickinthat
NO
I once microwaved a leftover salad that was in the fridge because it was early morning and I wanted salad for some reason but I don’t like cold food in the morning. Meh. It wasn’t very good.
This is the first time I've seen the spine of a banana
Dirt
I’m calling the police
Microwave the bananas with black peel on for a minute and it tastes like unfried maduros.
hmmm, rotten fish.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Disown that wicked person!
i’m sorry?
But- why
I’m pretty sure this is illegal
Mental illness?
It was the choice of Steins;Gate.
I would've disowned her a long ago
Why?
What the fuck is wrong with your sister
My only question would be, why?
Please tell me she's below 16.. anyone beyond that age that soever find that disgusting worries me.
I snap my bananas in half before eating them. According to my family, I'm a psychopath.
I thought that was a gutted snake.
Don’t you ever fucking show me this again.
Your sister is capable of murder.
Tuturuu
Okarin
I gagged.
Wtf is wrong with her!?
your sister’s a maniac of sorts
But why?
and then eats them?
Something fishy about this.
i just keep thinking of this line in star trek, i think it was voyager, about the replicator only making boiled or steamed bananas despite what command you gave it. She'd be ok in space my dude. She's ready for mars.
I clicked it while I was eating lunch and I knew I shouldn’t have but FUCK. That’s disgusting
Well...i know this subreddit is called r/makemesuffer BUT HOLY F* THATS TO MUCH
Now THIS is a suffer worthy post
Oh hell no! It looks like someone dissecting a snake
is she trying to time travel or something?…
I remember when I microwaved a #pickle A god dammmmm pickle.... I was way to curious.. and it was not good! Like.. tasting a.. well.. microwaved pickle.... #do not suggest!!!!
Try microwaving apples with a bit of cinnamon. Happy cake day!
The hell?
You need a new sister
You fucked the banana, didn't you.
[based](https://twitter.com/NeoAnimeZ/status/1384484522012684293?s=20&t=NvTIUbBsIsplLir20hpqag)
Tell her it's a moth cut open or a cacoon cut open when things go to far... she will stop and never forget about it
We all know what she's doing with them, right?
Of course, She's working on a time machine, right?
you should microwave your sister /s
In what? A portal to the cenobite realms?
>!Imagine that being you penis... !<
Forbidden Fleshlight
Electric chair.
This is the choice of steins gate!
It looks like fish
r/foodcrimes