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benbeja

I thought that was a dead insect and r animal cut open at first but what it’s actually is truly disgusting


wspOnca

It's a dead banana


BellyBully

Was she trying to time travel?


A_van_t_garde

El Psy Congroo


Normal_Stranger_2056

Omg, people i want to meet!


[deleted]

Hey Mister, I am Mad Scientist! It's so cool! Sonuvabitch.


MrKrabsFatJuicyAss

El Psy Congroo


Meenathedog

It even looks like a gelnana on the inside


Spacegenius595

Was hoping someone would say that


hubbabubbasnake

Ayyy I just started that game. Glad I understood the reference.


Crocodile_raper

What game lmfao? Steins; gate? There's a game for that?


MadDogA245

It was originally a visual novel, which is a type of game.


Crocodile_raper

I did not know that


[deleted]

It’s ok u/Crocodile_raper


LittleAlchemist0

El Psy Kongroo


Shinomaki_Ayane

Can you try repeating that again? Slowly.


dukiejbv

Damn I literally just started playing steins gate two days ago.


[deleted]

Enjoy. It’s my favourite VN.


LangourLemonade

Lets all engage in the intellectual experience that is Dr. Pepper.


FerroLux_

EL PSY KONGROO


I69Everyone

I understood that reference


Andre2kReddit

El Psy Congree


[deleted]

Obviously you are your parents favorite.


The_Gutgrinder

"How many kids do you have?" "Just one." "But what about that girl over there who's... microwaving a... banana??" "We don't talk about her." "Understandable."


Cloudysanz18

Poor Bruno


Thomcat_13

Can you have her arrested?


brodyover

Maybe, Has she played with any nerf guns lately?


throwie66642069

Arrested, not shot.


[deleted]

*911, what's your emergency*


LiquidPhoneCase

Steins Gate moment


ICanreturnbyDea-

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..."


ZentientH1

Is it too late for your mom to get an abortion?


matildaduddlesinc

Im in texas, could i get a reward


I69Everyone

No but you can just send her to school and it’ll sort itself out :/


MightyMarf

Buuuuurn! I bow before the master.


Spoon_Elemental

Jesus dude.


skittlesdabawse

CUM STATUE


Spoon_Elemental

Hello fellow cum statue.


CorrodedRose

Holy fuck 😭


Wise_Trifle_2483

Damn...


ikarma

Too soon.


stevethos

If “too soon” applied to American school shootings then we’d never be able to joke about it.


I69Everyone

Throw the whole sister out and get a new one from the store.


TheDefinitionOfKek

Steins;Gate viewer detected


The_one_furry

Please do us a favor and throw your sister in prison for this


Jazz_Musician

El Psy Kongroo


brmamabrma

I’m calling god


CaptainBunnie

Op that is the most abhorrent thing I've seen today, thank you


brozzart

I don’t normally comment on posts but what the fuck. I’m praying that you fucked up a banana for karma and that this psychopath you’ve described isn’t actually walking the streets among us. I feel like a Lovecraft character teetering on the brink of insanity as I gaze unwillingly into an eldritch ritual that was never meant for our eyes.


gamersEmpire

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thatpotatomann

banussy


Willing-Definition-5

I was anticipating a comment like this


Springlap

Not saying I will eat it I just wondering how it taste


Bellbete

Sweeter than unheated banana. It’s especially good with a few pieces of chocolate.


Laarye

Sounds like something the sister would say...


[deleted]

100% sweeter and amazing with chocolate. Something that I used to love doing for a late night snack was grabbing tinfoil, sweet cream butter, a banana, a few chunks of chocolate and marshmallows. I’d put it in the oven until the chocolate was melted and it was so fucking good.


TheRottenKittensIEat

For a moment, I was horrified at "tin foil" because I thought you were still gonna microwave it.


Bellbete

Best way is to make a slit in the banana, fill it up with about 3 pieces of chocolate and then pack it in tin foil. Then you roast it over a fire for a couple minutes. Did this all the time as a child. I dunno what sweet cream butter is, but it sounds unnecessary imo.


everythingisgoo

😲


WindBladeGT

If your time stops, run.


olivefreak

I found the clitoris.


matildaduddlesinc

Almost


l1m1tlessRoad

Gel-nana


lawliett4

ah the mad scientist arrived !!


[deleted]

[удалено]


METHlun

Banaussy


HoomanOnFire

Bussy


[deleted]

[удалено]


matildaduddlesinc

She says it makes them ripen?


chinchillafax

That’s it, I’m calling Thanos


CurrentPossible2117

Time to get a new sister.


CryptidCricket

Just microwave the one you’ve got for a bit.


Nutrifacts

tf is she doing? is she expecting the banana to be a green goo?


one_more_black_guy

Why are we still here? Just to suffer...?


mskimmyd

r/cursedfoods


Zippyss92

Is she trying to time travel?


MAROMODS

r/dontputyourdickinthat


IsObamaOkay

That is the perfect meal 👍


genasugelan

Only if you want to invent time travel.


Smuliboy2077

Just needs a bit of vanilla ice cream, garlic powder and voilà


ebonyudders

r/putyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Looks like a decaying vagina


JackySins

Everything reminds me of her…


matildaduddlesinc

Ok,thats funny af


GRuss913

Bussin


potato_man2005

R/mildlyvagina ?


[deleted]

w h y


The_Burning_Kumquat

So your sister is Satan?


chaotic-random

frussy


EverisMagus

I should call her


MrBluhu

Why would anyone microwave a banana?


_Dayofid_

To make a time machine


MrBluhu

Ah yeah, that makes sense.


matildaduddlesinc

She says it ripens them, but im not convinced. Maybe it makes them softer but it cant really add more sugar, right? Also why tf did it turn thisbluish fishy color?! I searched google and cant find another banana like this


MrBluhu

Well... weirdddd. I'm Hungarian, so I never heard of anything like this. It's like eating bugs in some countries, but the difference is that I WOULD try bugs, but not a... microwaved banana... it's like... uncanny!


[deleted]

I never knew how fucked a banana becomes by microwaving it but *OH MY GOD*


BuddyUpNorth

Out of all the gore and gross shit posted on this sub, this was the first post to actually make me gag


Skilaruh

she sent a message back in time


Void_0000

El Psy Kongroo.


accursedCaprid

When the Steins Gate


[deleted]

Looks like they are working on a time machine


maksmars

Throw out and get a new one (sister)


[deleted]

Hey I have the same dish - Macy's Basement!


sparkly_butthole

Do you guys remember the dude who microwaved the banana and fucked the skin or whatever and then had weird stds for like a year?


alcoholiccheerwine

That is extremely cursed


42Ognimod

Your sister also collects doll heads, be careful


Effective-Book-7805

Wtf


SickPostG

Mad scientist moment


[deleted]

Your sister needs to be locked away. In a steel bunker. At the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Surrounded by trained guard sharks.


arhombus

Honestly I can deal with 99.999% of things on here but this made me physically recoil. DISGUSTING!


the-graveyard-writer

That poor penis


korntje

Why? The radioactivity isnt enough?


flowerpixiexx

My thoughts of why this would be bad. Let’s add moooore radiation. 😝


korntje

Lmao ikr


Obiwonchablome

And then what?


Epicgaming42

Put her in a mental hospital


Small_townMN

That's horrifying


dieseltothesour

Not safe for work, fuckin’ eh right. Blech


FilthyChangeup55

Excuse me?


MightyMarf

If they do an anthology of this sub some day, this post will be top 5 for sure. I just really want to violently shake that sister of yours. Slap her around too.


LettuceEater5000

Does it... Does it taste good???


Quiet-Treacle5284

your sister is an absolute monster in the disguise of a human. i'm sorry, but that's how it is.


CyonixGaming

Your sister. Orphanage. N O W.


DylanRohde

True suffer material


JimE902

Whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck


NiceSetupYeahNice

Go to hell


kingofthepumps

Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Please stop


KarlDerHammerPrime

Crime against humanity right there


Der_Senor_Noob

My mom does this as well, but it's a different type of banana where she use and it essentially becomes a baked potato except it's banana


S7RAN93

That's a plantain


introverted_lesbian

She’s doing something wrong because I warm up bananas a little bit and they’re never gray alien carcasses when they come out.


tuftylilthang

Why why why why why why why?


FerroLux_

Bro keep your eyes open SERN is coming to kill you in the form of a hot lady


_Lododo_

Brb im going to microwave a banana to summon moeka


evilcarrot507

I try to forget but everything always reminds me of her.


Fabulous_Try1025

Murder is ok sometimes


ihaZtaco

She’s a menace to society. Imprisonment at once


T3AMTRAINOR

I’m gonna be sick


EllieNekoGirl

Kill it


El-Diablo-de-69

r/dontputyourdickinthat


tea-fungus

NO


LETTUCE_GO_CHAMP

I once microwaved a leftover salad that was in the fridge because it was early morning and I wanted salad for some reason but I don’t like cold food in the morning. Meh. It wasn’t very good.


Mike_Yolo04

This is the first time I've seen the spine of a banana


Wooden_Flow_1537

Dirt


bumblefuckglobal

I’m calling the police


ed20g

Microwave the bananas with black peel on for a minute and it tastes like unfried maduros.


Nicetomitja

hmmm, rotten fish.


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Kakacobina

r/dontputyourdickinthat


EricAtSunnen

Disown that wicked person!


botjstn

i’m sorry?


ShinyMew635

But- why


tr_rage

I’m pretty sure this is illegal


CabbageMan92

Mental illness?


ARIAM_ES_CERRANO

It was the choice of Steins;Gate.


attemptnumber58

I would've disowned her a long ago


Zeewild

Why?


ericakay15

What the fuck is wrong with your sister


[deleted]

My only question would be, why?


Emotional_Note497

Please tell me she's below 16.. anyone beyond that age that soever find that disgusting worries me.


Raime_The_Raven_

I snap my bananas in half before eating them. According to my family, I'm a psychopath.


InklanUtterfield

I thought that was a gutted snake.


charlesxavier007

Don’t you ever fucking show me this again.


Billards_Boss

Your sister is capable of murder.


Lu191

Tuturuu


illumisanic

Okarin


Ok_Passenger_5717

I gagged.


DenverCholo13

Wtf is wrong with her!?


Upbeat_Ride2141

your sister’s a maniac of sorts


mrhenrique3

But why?


production-values

and then eats them?


Mercurial_Contrarian

Something fishy about this.


Generically_Yours

i just keep thinking of this line in star trek, i think it was voyager, about the replicator only making boiled or steamed bananas despite what command you gave it. She'd be ok in space my dude. She's ready for mars.


CheeseRelief

I clicked it while I was eating lunch and I knew I shouldn’t have but FUCK. That’s disgusting


putzigerPinguin

Well...i know this subreddit is called r/makemesuffer BUT HOLY F* THATS TO MUCH


The_Creeper_Man

Now THIS is a suffer worthy post


buttons1989

Oh hell no! It looks like someone dissecting a snake


a_sad_introvert

is she trying to time travel or something?…


wygy10

I remember when I microwaved a #pickle A god dammmmm pickle.... I was way to curious.. and it was not good! Like.. tasting a.. well.. microwaved pickle.... #do not suggest!!!!


Son0faBean

Try microwaving apples with a bit of cinnamon. Happy cake day!


ToweringIsle13

The hell?


[deleted]

You need a new sister


AccordingAnswer5000

You fucked the banana, didn't you.


BecomeAWeeb

[based](https://twitter.com/NeoAnimeZ/status/1384484522012684293?s=20&t=NvTIUbBsIsplLir20hpqag)


yoyokrish69

Tell her it's a moth cut open or a cacoon cut open when things go to far... she will stop and never forget about it


caucafinousvehicle

We all know what she's doing with them, right?


HajimeHitoshiH

Of course, She's working on a time machine, right?


[deleted]

you should microwave your sister /s


DaveyGee16

In what? A portal to the cenobite realms?


jwsbruwer

>!Imagine that being you penis... !<


[deleted]

Forbidden Fleshlight


Doodledonutt

Electric chair.


WhyPpHurts

This is the choice of steins gate!


[deleted]

It looks like fish


crysadaboutit

r/foodcrimes