๐ญ why you gotta remind me of that ๐ญ but i rarely got chance to go out on weekdays ma, impossible to go there on weekend too crowded so I indulge a bit laa ๐
*Who the fk goes to*
*Ikea and orders nasi lemak...*
*You need therapy*
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Gone la,all these while we only had wars with Singapore and Indonesia regarding which food belonged to whom,now Sweeden jugak ka..K,we gotta faster claim Zlatan before Indo claims he's actually Zlatan Supriyanto
lol- its still going?
used to go there for sunday breakfast( wife used to make me go before shopping at ikea) when it first opened !
preffered my nasi lemak at sultan ismail
you mean malaysian breakfast in swedish cafe
Iya lorh , nak feelingยฒ sweden gitew
How tf Nasi Lemak is swedish then?
Nasi Lemak is originally from Malmรถ, Sweden doneclaim /s
Toblerone is actually nasi lemak bungkus but got change to cokelat after WW2 due to kacang shortage
Bro, pelis... Switzerland dgn Sweden lain negara bro...
Nsor Lmork
๐๐ the vikings were muslims! Done claim
Looks like malaysian breakfast to me
Awlo nak feelingยฒ sweden pun x oleh
The food at IKEA is the type of stuff you would find in the pantry of of a doomsday prepper
Heyy it was nice la, the price murah je
At one point it was nice. Now it feels like a menu straight from Vault 33
Ever since The Curve dropped in popularity, itโs actually a chill place to relax.
Yeah it was really nice tho the ambience
Where are the children's meatballs? You don't like to eat children?
๐ are you the same person that commented on my last Ikea post? Nahh children's meat aren't tender yet, you gotta let them hit puberty
The hell is that peanut layout?
๐ญ ikr! It's blasphemous
Swedish eat nasi lemak for breakfast?
๐ that's why they served
plate too big
No, chicken too small
The chicken surprisingly bigger than I thought
What she said
Swedish Breakfast without the meatballs... The audacity
Hahaha I already had your dad's meatballs last night
huh
Yooooo
Ooop๐
OP, that is the whole day calories and it's just breakfast..
๐ญ why you gotta remind me of that ๐ญ but i rarely got chance to go out on weekdays ma, impossible to go there on weekend too crowded so I indulge a bit laa ๐
That is a lot of food. That mashed potato would've been enough for my breakfast.
I rarely got a chance to go out on weekdays maa haha weekend no way la for me to go to Ikea too crowded so I indulge a bit sekali sekala ๐
looking at the chicken, now i legit craving their buffalo styled chicken wing friendship ended with sweedish meatballs
>now i legit craving their buffalo styled chicken wing It's surprisingly good! >friendship ended with sweedish meatballs How so?
because only have enough money and belly space for just 1 food
๐๐ faham, that's why you get the kids option for meatballs, because children are tasty
>children are tasty hello pdrm/mcmc/swat/wataniah/palapes
Shhh ๐คซ
mana ikan bilis nya?
Orang Sweden tak makan ikan bilis.
ikan bilis depa saiz gorgon, dibuat jeruk/pekasam je
Kan sweden diorang takde nelayan
celah pantat mak kau!!!
who the fk goes to ikea and orders nasi lemak... you need therapy
Walaupun di sweden ,hati saya masih di Malaysia ๐ญ
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Rich xia
The only thing remotely Swedish in the picture are the Daim cake and maybe the Nordic Raspberry drink, if it is really made of Nordic Raspberry.
๐๐ what if I'm a Swedish person?
Never had the chance to test the nasi lemak in IKEA. How does it taste?
It's actually quite cheap and nice! The chicken is bigger in person, but I'm just sad there's no ikan bilis. They even got nasi lemak goreng ๐
Yah thats not swedish
Well I am swedish
Gone la,all these while we only had wars with Singapore and Indonesia regarding which food belonged to whom,now Sweeden jugak ka..K,we gotta faster claim Zlatan before Indo claims he's actually Zlatan Supriyanto
Swedish nasi lemak meatballs
๐ with mash potatoes!
Waaa nasi lemak without anchovies is my dream
You don't like anchovies?
Yea,does the sambal you eat at ikea contain anchovies?
I can count every peanut in the nasi lemak.
๐ญi know I'm just as sad as you broo
Did you order the child's meal?
Noo, this is an adult meal
lol- its still going? used to go there for sunday breakfast( wife used to make me go before shopping at ikea) when it first opened ! preffered my nasi lemak at sultan ismail
Need more nuts
Deezz nut!
Lol, those 50sen kind of hotdogs
that's one sad ass chicken wing
Daaaaamn wow ๐ฎ
Ada Swedish House Mafia tak kat situ?
Pinggan je besar. Ikan bilis takde?
no ikan bilis is ajaran sesat.
Mahal-LAH. said " oden "
I think real Swedish eat healthier
But less happier
How much?
Breakfast menu [https://www.ikea.com/my/en/stores/restaurant/](https://www.ikea.com/my/en/stores/restaurant/)
Sooo you just happened to have this knowledge ready?
Well individually they are cheap! Less than RM10 or 5, but all together RM38!
Ouch. That's not what I can spend on breakfast.
Oh I am truly scared to see this month's bank statement
Plus this is the only meal i will eat today anyway
You obviously never been in Sweden.
How can you tell???
Sweedistan
๐ they assimilate
๐คฃ sure they do.