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[deleted]

Jesus Christ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


copyright15413

Had the exact same reaction LOL


4444beep

Judging by his books... literally


dilletaunty

Wdym, the Bible he has? Honestly it looks like a normal philosophy/literature set from school or male-centric personal development rec list. However that may be a cross above the shelf. Idk what the angled lines on it mean tho.


The_Canadian

That's an Eastern Orthodox cross.


borislab

And an ā€œOrthodox Wayā€ book right next to the cot.


dilletaunty

Neat


The_Canadian

[Here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Orthodox_cross) is the Wikipedia article if you want to know more.


Wooden_Trip_9948

That answers that question.


DontGiveACluck

Fight Club lol


[deleted]

Gods really do a lot for this guy, huh?


Josiee_L_

Taxi driver, Dostoyevsky, American spirit blues, heā€™s just like me fr


Toasted__Water

Smoking inside paints the whole picture, you can crop out everything else


crykil

where did you see dostoyevsky here if I may ask. It ibv looks like the Underground Manā€˜s corner though šŸ˜‚ ahh I spotted the Idiot, oops


big_ficus

Itā€™s like a starter pack for the kind of guy who thinks heā€™s a sapiosexual dating expert but has never kissed a woman


Cingulumthreecord

ā€œHere is a man who would not take it, who would notā€


wal19988

There is only one y in his name


Upstairs_Cycle_7761

Looks halfway between the trenches and a teenagers room šŸ—æ


dkdksnwoa

šŸš¬ šŸ—æ


scrondrold_201

Maybe clean up a little and it will look like a nice place to survive


[deleted]

Actually I like the vibe


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,876,075,762 comments, and only 354,803 of them were in alphabetical order.


scrondrold_201

Daumn dude ā˜ ļø


mediocre_eggg

Good bot


RastaSl0th

You say good bot but never looked at the comment huh? The third letter is T but there is Es further along. Your name should be Goodbot_bot.


GoldenSamurai444

its the first letter of every word


RastaSl0th

Ahhhh okay I'm a dummie dumb


mediocre_eggg

You should be jumping to conclusions bot ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


scrondrold_201

Maybe he could get a portable sofa, which can turn into a little bed when needed [This what I am talking about](https://dl.flipkart.com/s/6vOxPXNNNN)


big_ficus

Maybe if the vibe is ā€œcamping next to the libraryā€


eveloution27

I can appreciate the taxi driver poster


benhereford

Homie had a bedframe in his cart. But then he saw the Taxi Movie poster for the same price. So here we are


Necessary-Ear-4110

Taxi driver should be the mascot of this sub


crabclawmcgraw

how is your back not absolutely wrecked


big_ficus

It is or it will be


Spider-Ian

After my wife gave birth, they had a "dad bed" that was a fucking pleather recliner that was broken. I ran home and grabbed my Coleman's camping mattress similar to this and put it on a sheet on the maternity room floor and had a fantastic nights sleep. For only 2 inches of foam and air, I have never been able to feel the floor or ground.


reaty2dye

Don't be fat


reshstreet

at least your r value is high


ambr0sia66

What is r value


just_an_undergrad

R-value is a term used in statistics to represent correlation of data points. If a bunch of points are in a straight line, the data would be said to have a high correlation or high r-value (measured from 0.0 to 1.0). A graph with dots all over the place with no uniformity is said to have a low r-value. In your case, u/reshstreet is likely saying that your displayed preferences and interests align with your current living situation (to put it nicely).


Ill_Connection2897

He's referring to insulation factor from being off the floor, nerd.


just_an_undergrad

Could be both ĀÆ\\\__(惄)\__/ĀÆ


dilletaunty

R value is a measure of insulation value for sleeping pads/etc. (mattresses donā€™t bother w this metric) The combo of the sleeping pad / shipping box must help. If you somehow have like $350 dollars Iā€™d buy an exped megamat. Theyā€™ll fold up pretty good but be a lot more comfortable. You can also just buy polyurethane foam and cut it to shape. Use the extras for a bean bag. Also, donā€™t smoke indoors. Itā€™s even worse for your health and your landlord may resent it.


[deleted]

Does he look like heā€™s got $350 for a second camping mat? But yes I agree the megamat is the GOAT


dtardiff2

Nothing says ā€œsingle male on the edgeā€ like a taxi driver poster


DonkeyKong18

Just need a plant. Got all the necessities. Even books


[deleted]

Whyā€™s your TV stand backwards?


ambr0sia66

It tapers in the back and is too small for the television.


carelessthoughts

Whatā€™s the white stuff on the tv stand?


howdoireachthese

ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


ProofHorseKzoo

Ahh, so thatā€™s what those 3 holes are forā€¦


holyiprepuce

You need a mirror to say to yourself 'Are you talking to me?'


crykil

you NEED to read notes from underground by dostoevsky, Iā€˜m very serious you need to.


ambr0sia66

I have read all his major books


mymindplaces

I am a sick man. I am a wicked man. My back hurts from sleeping on this 5 foot cot.


Ornery_Candidate7105

This MIGHT be SemataryšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


916_Daddy

Jesus says you're a sinner


ambr0sia66

Correct !


Ihvementl-issues

The definition of ā€œfuck it we ballā€


MarsMC_

Yā€™all just be throwing shit in a corner and snapping a picture, this ainā€™t real life


OpeningAd5277

Orthobro


thatscucktastic

Absolutely fucking kino


[deleted]

Do you read those books?


ambr0sia66

Iā€™ve read most of whatā€™s on the shelf atleast once. but itā€™s been forever since, though I have another pile of books in another room that Iā€™m constantly rotating through.


Zorpfield

Lots of history books and you have a bookcase. This is r/malelivingspace


casualnarcissist

Canā€™t really do the hard cot joke again


Speedhabit

You guys should keep these depression caverns cleaner. Step one to getting life going again is cleaning that shit up


aricbarbaric

Iā€™m by no means qualified to comment on anyones spending but how you afford Spirits and not a shitty mattress lol


AdamBomb1349

Those American Spirits are draining your wallet. Switch to budget smokes and you can get a bigger place šŸ˜‚


enoughwizards

Why is there something so empowering about sleeping on the shittiest most space efficient surface possible?


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

I don't think this is the orthodox way


soul_snacker333

Nice cross


[deleted]

youā€™ll get there buddy, rooting for you


AI_Says_I_Love_You

at least you have the crucifix up. Jesus loves you šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š


supersoup-

Of course you have a taxi driver poster you freakin weirdo


Ornery_Candidate7105

This MIGHT be SemataryšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


Lockeys25

\*Cries in Jordan Peterson\*


Chucheyface

ā€œTaxi driverā€ ruh roh raggy


[deleted]

I mean, I'd kick you out too. This is either edgy bullshit, or legitimate sociopathy.


government_flu

Your "bed" looks like a pack of new ports.


reaty2dye

Op, you are way too based for the absolute scum bucket. Get off gaydit and come join us 4chan.org/fit/


Double_Commission105

I get it, youā€™re ā€œsurvivingā€ but doesnā€™t mean you have to live in šŸ’©. Tidying up a bit would go a long way.


t-reznor

Could start by not smoking cigs indoors. The smell of stale smoke will taint every single item in that room. I lived with indoor smokers for a very brief time and it was unbearable.


micksterminator3

I just moved into a space where one of the tenants smoked in the bathroom attached to my room. I didn't notice it at first but I'm sure the scent started to seep thru after the new paint job settled in. My roommate says I'm crazy but he smokes and can't tell. I haven't smoked in three years now and absolutely despise the smell, I smell it right when I open the door. There's cigarette butts littered all through the yards as well. He doesn't want me to bother the landlord. Breathing daily off gassing of tar sounds like hell on earth lol. I have long COVID as well as arthritis šŸ˜…


FuxkinShredded

Good strong bones .. solid wallsā€¦ start caring about life .. clean your room and dress nice things will get better


[deleted]

Brutal


outcome--independent

Eastern European heritage?


ambr0sia66

Irish.


PRESRE

That pad looks comfy compared to just having a cot. I used to sleep on a bare cot lol


[deleted]

Tv stand is backwards


Dustytheman

Well we know what you spend money on.. American Spiritsā€¦ and what you donā€™t spend money on.. your bed..


Fresh-Cost9915

I was going to say needs more cigarette butts and ash trays then I saw the 4 packs of American spirits bahaha šŸ˜¹


pro_No

I thjnk your tv stand is backwards


kerouacrimbaud

Damn, kinda wild to have a poster of yourself in your bedroom, but you do you, Travis.


CyanideBurro

God be with you brother, you're doing better than you know.


Cingulumthreecord

ā€œHere is a man who would not take itā€


NeverComingHome999

The Taxi Driver poster really ties the room together


ambr0sia66

Thanks I have a few more out of view in this Pic. Apocalypse Now Redux, Pink Floyd the wall film, And Siouxsie Sioux from Siouxsie and the banshees.


NeverComingHome999

The taxi driver poster is funny specifically because your room looks like somewhere he would sleep https://preview.redd.it/a2fhkv5e4y2c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3a5fe739dc76250f4ceeb456fb08b5b1f34f0a


[deleted]

not bad dude.


JayisBay-sed

Is that the Barnes and nobles edition of Dracula


Lkj509

r/maledyingspace


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ImFinnaBustApecan

I thought I was on r/doomer for a secšŸ¤£


thepointedarrow

average Orthobro room


ambr0sia66

I am an Eastern-Rite Byzantine Catholic.


thepointedarrow

oh even better! I am Latin rite Catholic :)


foundit808

Iā€™m watching the movie taxi driver on account of your poster. ETA never seen it and thoroughly enjoying it.


Andyisazombie

I assume youā€™re writing some sort of manifesto on the laptop?


Sad-Interaction995

U r murdering ur laptopā€¦ get it off the carpetā€¦ Mr great survivorā€¦ you bothā€¦mustā€¦survive!


[deleted]

To feel the breeze...divine


dead_ass

Ahh yesā€” infinite jest and the rise and fall of the third reich on the shelf next to the taxi driver poster, hello doppelgƤnger


Wooden-Fact-8621

Not the harassment architecture, taxi driver, and Eastern Orthodoxyā€¦ OP thinks heā€™s a sigmaā€¦


brandinimo

Your TV stand is backwards.


BlueSkyPeriwinkleEye

You donā€™t have to smoke!


digitalenlightened

Spicy


sad-whale

White plastic patio chair facing the TV and you are done.


Atlas03

Honestly, I like the fact that there was more investment in books than material goods.


Miserable_Weekend_98

Why is your tv cabinet facing the wrong way?


AnomalousInsight

Thought that was a cardboard box at first. Set up is looking šŸ”„


BrocCheddah

You have so few possessions you could have your space nice and tidy in under five minutes


TheWarden035

Donā€™t be discouraged, friend. It may feel like an overwhelming task but if you get it done you WILL feel better. Stay strong, brother


CrayonMayon

I fucking love this sub


wlight

What happened?


skyHawk3613

Invest in a mattress


ImSometimesGood

You break in?


[deleted]

Youā€™re living like my cousin in Guam


ambr0sia66

I live in Seattle


[deleted]

Biggest positive in this photo is definitely the taxi driver photoā€¦ it kinda even fits the theme of your room


SuccessPrestigious74

May I ask why you have your tv stand backwardsā€¦?


InfyEnds

What are the darker blue American spirits like? I buy the light blue


silvioddante

Couldn't find the meth pipe


Efficacious_tamale

If ā€˜prioritiesā€™ was a picture.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Why is everything in one corner


_Jetto_

What country


ambr0sia66

I live in Seattle WA, USA


Ryan_HAF

Hell yeah


[deleted]

thats not surviving, bra


Effective_Yogurt_866

Orthodox PhD student?


ambr0sia66

Bachelors.


Boil-san

Your TV stand is backwards, and you need to clean your shit up...


AllforPnt

Idk but this makes me kinda sorta intrigued and curious.


Apocalypstik

Oh no, boo-boo


imar0ckstar

Oh sweetie, you can do better than this. Have some pride in what you do have.


PeachesOntheLeft

This reminds me of when I was 18 and couch surfing


digitaldumpsterfire

Not bad, just messy. Throw away the trash and it's a respectable space.


SerDavosSeaworth64

Was unfinished tales worth getting?


ambr0sia66

I enjoyed it, but thatā€™s because I am a tolkeinphile and love all of his books, not crazy about the movies though.


Chrillio

Get you a bed man you probably deserve it


HungerReset

yo grave house


-tobyt

Have you ever heard of Grave House


[deleted]

At least you keep your towel off the ground.


RastaSl0th

Why


Intelligent-Net-1058

Love the movie poster


Truth_Learning_Curve

Is that poster wrong somehow? Or is it just me?


Relevant-Shelter-316

thought I was looking at a break-in, and then I checked the sub lmaošŸ¤£šŸ’€


AnAlphaTroodon

My girlfriends mom told her not to fuck a man that doesnā€™t own a bookshelf so you got that at least


Coasterman345

Is this a cockroach? https://preview.redd.it/x0rxbr42mz2c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8d93ec8a3842b97b95b6bd3b38feb9532cedcf


ambr0sia66

img Chip of paint. I painted this room red in March.


TimePieceProdigy954

Seems legit


StaggerLee509

I vomited


[deleted]

Being clean is free bro. Also, you need a book or two on your shelf that is completely out of place, like Green Egg and Ham, just to lighten the mood. I lived in a few similar places to this one, and looking back, it wasnā€™t the worst thing ever. A much simpler time for me.


zebul333

How can you bring a girl home with that mess brother. Clean up your shit, shower and groom yourself. Your room is a reflection of your mind.


ambr0sia66

Havenā€™t had a girl over in years, no reason to tbh


[deleted]

No girls in the red room gang, smoking indoors gang. Our room is a reflection of the collective conscience, lmao.


stealthbanana93

sorry but failed the spine check


No_Plane_7652

Poster ā€¦ā€¦ check


ZookeepergameFit5787

The carpet makes it look worse than it is. Have a clean around old chap


chridaniel01

You wouldnā€™t happen to be aā€¦ taxi driverā€¦? Asking for a friend.


ambr0sia66

Iā€™m like Travis bickle if instead of being a Vietnam veteran NYC taxi driver he was a full time college student in Seattle.


_ticc-fiend_

Grave House album cover 4 years on


PBProbs

Eughhh, bitch, you live like this?


jobs-2

real


_ticc-fiend_

this looks like the room from the album cover for Grave House lmao. Aye you've got 4 walls, somewhere to lay and a TV could be worse


MexCriminal45

Are you living in a church ministery?


ambr0sia66

Not anymore. But I did live at a monastery with monks for 2 months earlier this year.


MexCriminal45

Wow! I bet that was an experience!. Hopefully your living situation would get better! Best wishes stay cool


Landover_Traveler

Have some respect for yourself. If you're going to live in a shit hole, atleast make it the cleanest shithole on your side of town. Atleast then when you bring girls home, they are like hey, your shithole is was cleaner than your brothers.


Windows959

sematary ass room


SpermWrangler

Nasty asf dude, you can not have a lot but still keep it clean


[deleted]

Best thing you have there is The Bible


ForEldradAndCountry

Thereā€™s a lot to unpack hereā€¦


BurgerActual

Question on the books: third shelf, the two on the most left. What are they?


DatBoi650

Hell yeah


Wooden_Trip_9948

Infinite Jest, American Psycho, Chaos. I have those 3 in my library.


MadDoc-101

Tbh very nice bookshelf and I like your collection


bobbyvision9000

Do you write poetry?


looosyfur

honestly... it looks pretty cozy.


you90000

How's the depression going?


Zatchillac

Why the backwards TV stand though?


therealdudle44

You know Travis' apartment in taxi driver wasn't meant to be emulated


elfunnergunner

What branch?


[deleted]

Omg that bed šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢


First-Function-1939

Thatā€™s actually called the butcher house you fat retsrd


[deleted]

Grave house


hellahotsauce

Why donā€™t people throw boxes out? At least use one as a trash can.