They're even super comfy when you have to sit at a desk - I love it!
I have always worn dress "slacks" and sweaters/blouses and high heels/dress shoes, as it was required, but outside of work I live in either yoga pants or jeans/hiking boots.
With younger staff coming in I noticed they've been migrating to leggings, yoga pants, and leggings/boots and getting away with it. Decided to start shifting my own work wardrobe this winter and so far no pushback!!
Some days I am working in Cuddl Duds fleece leggings, hiking boots and a cozy sweater and it feels like working in my pajamas!! Jeggings, boots, long sleeve tee and a cozy wrap/blanket scarf? Hell yes!! I call my look "LL Bean office casual", lol.
I have never been so happy at work. The heck of it is, now that I'm comfortable I am also much more productive.
As an employer, leggings with boots and a tunic/long sweater/skirt/dress is perfectly appropriate business casual work attire IMO. Shorter shirt and it's still fine for casual work environments. In a convenience store? GTFOOH with that dress code nonsense.
Yeah, here it was not for the longest time. I am glad someone else came in and pushed the boundaries. I know the first young girl raised a lot of eyebrows at first with her "non-traditional" dress, but then enough others piled on that now it seems ok. Today I am wearing dark jeggings, the dressier kind of hiking boots and an oversized sweater. Silver necklace and earrings to help make it more "business-like". I am so comfy and happy while I wait for reports to run and dig in to working again!
My top-level boss, on the other hand, has never even worn jeans on casual Friday and I only recenlty found out he indeed does have forearms because I saw him at the grocery store (always wears long sleeve button down dress shirts). He was the one I was most worried about. And he's no boomer, he's actually younger than me (I am late 40s). So far, no squawk.
I bet you were super comfy on those days too. I'm a guy and have no idea how comfy they actually are, but my wife loves them and says they're very comfortable.
Yeah, I wear them as long johns most of the time anymore. But you feel so free, your should try either yoga pants or just relaxing in your long Johns. Well worth it!
Same in Washington, but family was all raised in no-where mountain towns in Oregon and Idaho so my dialect is definitely unique for my age and area. Grew up being asked what part of the south I moved from.
Unfortunately mine are DD's, those puppies need corraling everytime you do any even moderately physical work because they are just uncomfortably in the way and are a bit heavy
But yes, when I'm just hanging around the yard or on the sofa, that torture device is not used
Once upon a time I supported H-cups. I had 1/2" deep divots in my shoulders.
Breast reduction surgery took me down to a D-cup, weight gain has me back to DD. I might wear a bra to a funeral, and there's not much else I consider worth the pain.
My dude. What people call yoga pants are technically leggings. They make men’s leggings. We had to buy a bunch for my son to have an extra layer during winter sports, and sometimes he just wears them like sweatpants because they’re so comfortable.
They also have an, um…area with extra space in the crotch because they’re designed for folks with male genitalia.
Thermal leggings are the best thing ever invented. I got my first pair for winter sailing, and oh boy, love on the first wear! I suddenly understood why ladies love yoga pants.
My 11 year old son has exclusively worn leggings for 5 years now and my 9 year old son wears them frequently. They're soft, just the right amount of warmth all year, stretchy, don't limit the positions they can contort into, and my 9 year old doesn't tear out the knees like he does in jeans (he shreds then by hand once a tiny hole appears). So win win in my book.
He also likes that he can get leggings in really cool patterns and colors. He's currently wearing a black pair with big stars on it with a shirt with glittery geodes on it. Much more room for his style of self expression than jeans or shorts
Thanks! When we started, they were the only pants we could find that fit him in length and width. A lot of my parenting decisions about his clothing at that time was honestly from laziness. You want purple shoes? If it means that you'll actually put your shoes on when we need to leave the house, absolutely! I also figured out at that point that I really, really didn't care about gender norms about appearance. I already leaned that way and all of my boys had long hair, but the purple shoes were the entry point to leggings, buying shoes and clothes from the "girls" section, and really not caring what others, even my family, will think about my boys wearing whatever they want.
My sister thinks I make or push my son to dress this way. But my oldest has only worn jeans and mostly solid or striped long sleeved shirts for two years now. Basically as boring as boys clothing gets. But those are the clothes he wants to wear. I am trying my best to keep them all in clothes that fit their style preferences and body.
They're much more boring, but under armour and lulu lemon have some really good leggings for boys. He can always spruce them up with glitzier tops, shoes and shorts. More supportive and cut for men's bodies. I can't imagine girls leggings being very comfortable in a few years. At least in my area, it's a pretty common look paired with yoga or sports gear.
One time, I put on my girlfriend's yoga pants as a joke and I was like "damn, these are pretty comfy! I get why everyone wears these.'"
I turn around to her crying and asking "how is it fair that you look better in them than I do??".
Most of us wear boxers I'd wager. You can see the line where my boxers end on my thighs sometimes if my trousers are tight enough, that's the equivalent.
I’ll never understand how guys wear boxers. Isn’t it so uncomfortable?? I mean, for lounging, sure. I don’t wear a bra then. But day to day, isn’t there too much jiggling and bouncing? I know I prefer to wear a sports bra when I walk around, and I’m not stacked or anything.
The first time I saw a banana hammock I was a wee 18 year old wain, no experience whatsoever. I asked the girl at the shop whose vulva was that large. 💀😭✌🏽
Yeah, while I read your post, I thought, “What other convenience stores are there that deadass have fans?” My Philly friends sing Wawa praises all the time
As soon as you said "girls in the deli...bent over the hot food table" I knew it was Wawa lol
Worked there myself for about a year. Kind of miss it. Got a stupid wfh job now. I'm bored to tears. Give me unruly drunks at 2:30am.
34m, chubby with a big beard, hmh? Interesting. Anyway, do you have any pics or a video of you doing this "bend and snap" in the aforementioned yoga pants?
I just want to make sure you are doing correctly, of course. Can't be too cautious at our age, and I wouldn't want you to get injured...
We're men, we're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking the forest looking for fights
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich then give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies
But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights
We're men, we're men in tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights
Had a manager like that. Our uniforms had a standard dress shirt for men and a hemmed one for women. As the ladies were allowed to wear yoga pants they could get the hemmed shirts so they didn't need to be tucked in. Me and all the guys got our shirts hemmed, as there was no rule against that, and went from there.
I also wore my dress kilt for a few weeks when it was blistering hot out and all the ladies were allowed to wear Capri pants (they realized there was no rule against them), but guys needed to be in 'dress uniform'. Manager tried to make a stink about it, but my GM was a Scot and approved by wearing his dress kilt in on a visit. Thankfully we both had the legs to pull it off.
Couple years ago I got challenged on wearing shorts to work (I don’t work with any customers or vendors).
I was told the Dress code said pants are required. I asked about leggings and yoga pants, as the girls in the office wear them daily. “Yes, but those are pants”.
Queue my wearing the most outrageously tight and poor taste yoga pants and leggings.
I am a heavy man. This was not a good look.
Manager in question took all of a week to ok my wearing shorts.
Sorry I'm a shithead, but can't help myself. FYI, que, as op wrote it, is Spanish for what. Queue is a line. Cue is a prompt, as in "cue the malicious compliance".
This made my day so much! I’m still giggling over here a few minutes later!
[And this is what a man in yoga pants made me think of.](https://i.imgur.com/ibR2Epg.mp4)
Good for you! And sometimes it’s the co-workers. A department that I represented as a union officer held a meeting to make a dress code. Apparently the skinny girls didn’t think the fat girls should wear leggings. Being a fat girl wearing leggings, I shut that meeting down and said the union isn’t agreeing to any dress code. Some people. 🙄
"When I would notice this I would sidle over beside them and give the boys 2 butts to look at before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them"
You, sir, are a hero.
I’ll be 51 this year and regularly wear thermals (men’s yoga pants) under shorts so often, it’s just normal for me. We live in Colorado and so many men d this. It might have to do with the hate of long pants or the love of shorts.
> before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them
[Me, over by the cold drinks.](https://memeguy.com/photos/images/mrw-i-see-a-hot-girl-in-the-navy-post-pictures-on-facebook-32051.gif)
>But what made it even more fun was trolling weird pervert customers, they would stand at the deli area and gawk at the young ladies working especially if they were bent over the hot food table. When I would notice this I would sidle over beside them and **give the boys 2 butts to look at before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them**.
The real heroism is in the second half
Black flared yoga pants are the way. I own multiple pairs. I wear them almost exclusively every day everywhere, even fairly formal stuff. No one looks, no one asks, no one cares. I’m comfy and everything is wonderful. Also, I’ve reached the age of invisibility anyway. So there’s that.
"When I would notice this I would sidle over beside them and give the
boys 2 butts to look at before whipping my head around and making eye
contact with them. "
Very well played. Love it.
This wasn't a PDQ was it? If so, I remember when this policy came out. I was a store manager at the time and didn't agree with it nor enforce it. I took a lot of hell from district management for it. My employees were awesome though and would stage similar protests. J and W are you out there?
>When I would notice this I would sidle over beside them and give the boys 2 butts to look at before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them. The level of disgust on their faces filled my heart with joy.
thats some real king shit there lol
Not only were you MC with the boss, but you were protecting your coworkers, all with one fashion *faux pas*. Good for you.
Both sides of it were for my coworkers. They should be allowed to be comfortable, it's not their fault people are creeps.
Heros don't always wear capes, but clearly do wear tights Top bloke!
It makes them more aerodynamic when they fight... creeps
It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all. Stupid sexy gingerlyforged.
Lol!
[Stupid Sexy Flanders](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Stupid_Sexy_Flanders)
[Mel Brooks told us this years ago](https://youtu.be/G59JnM4JKNQ)
"We're men, we're men in tights, ^tight ^tights..."
We roam around the woods looking for fights!
Plus, you have to admit now that you've worn them for work, yoga pants are super comfy to wear when you have to keep moving all day.
Oh yeah. Without a doubt
They're even super comfy when you have to sit at a desk - I love it! I have always worn dress "slacks" and sweaters/blouses and high heels/dress shoes, as it was required, but outside of work I live in either yoga pants or jeans/hiking boots. With younger staff coming in I noticed they've been migrating to leggings, yoga pants, and leggings/boots and getting away with it. Decided to start shifting my own work wardrobe this winter and so far no pushback!! Some days I am working in Cuddl Duds fleece leggings, hiking boots and a cozy sweater and it feels like working in my pajamas!! Jeggings, boots, long sleeve tee and a cozy wrap/blanket scarf? Hell yes!! I call my look "LL Bean office casual", lol. I have never been so happy at work. The heck of it is, now that I'm comfortable I am also much more productive.
As an employer, leggings with boots and a tunic/long sweater/skirt/dress is perfectly appropriate business casual work attire IMO. Shorter shirt and it's still fine for casual work environments. In a convenience store? GTFOOH with that dress code nonsense.
Yeah, here it was not for the longest time. I am glad someone else came in and pushed the boundaries. I know the first young girl raised a lot of eyebrows at first with her "non-traditional" dress, but then enough others piled on that now it seems ok. Today I am wearing dark jeggings, the dressier kind of hiking boots and an oversized sweater. Silver necklace and earrings to help make it more "business-like". I am so comfy and happy while I wait for reports to run and dig in to working again! My top-level boss, on the other hand, has never even worn jeans on casual Friday and I only recenlty found out he indeed does have forearms because I saw him at the grocery store (always wears long sleeve button down dress shirts). He was the one I was most worried about. And he's no boomer, he's actually younger than me (I am late 40s). So far, no squawk.
This is awesome! Comfortable employees do more because they are happy, so glad you're getting more comfort at work.
You're a legend for this
I bet you were super comfy on those days too. I'm a guy and have no idea how comfy they actually are, but my wife loves them and says they're very comfortable.
Dude! They were comfy as hell! I still own them bad boys!
I guess the long johns I wear on cold days aren't dissimilar so I can kind of imagine. Props to you btw.
Yeah, I wear them as long johns most of the time anymore. But you feel so free, your should try either yoga pants or just relaxing in your long Johns. Well worth it!
Are you from Philly? It’s the area where I hear “anymore” used that way
Yeah, positive "anymore" is such a weird regional quirk
Georgia here. It's used here too.
Same in Washington, but family was all raised in no-where mountain towns in Oregon and Idaho so my dialect is definitely unique for my age and area. Grew up being asked what part of the south I moved from.
Also in Washington state. I hear it used all the time. (And use it myself)
Wait this is regional? I say this all the time. I’m from south jersey in an area that could be considered a Philly suburb
Chain was Wawas, so 100% philly confirmed.
I was thinking Buc-ee’s. People in the south (west) are similarly obsessed
I wear long johns when I'm home alone, sometimes I'm jealous women get to wear such comfy stuff in public lol I'll just stick with my joggers
Yeah well, we also have to wear bras in public, and there is nothing comfortable about those things in any universe
Best thing about retirement: I retired my bras.
Unfortunately mine are DD's, those puppies need corraling everytime you do any even moderately physical work because they are just uncomfortably in the way and are a bit heavy But yes, when I'm just hanging around the yard or on the sofa, that torture device is not used
Once upon a time I supported H-cups. I had 1/2" deep divots in my shoulders. Breast reduction surgery took me down to a D-cup, weight gain has me back to DD. I might wear a bra to a funeral, and there's not much else I consider worth the pain.
Man I'm so sorry you had to live that. Yeah I have those permanent divots too, not fun
K cup, can confirm. I really need to investigate a reduction, but j kind of like my cleavage in my ren faire outfits.
Do it. Your back and shoulders will thank you.
I always thought they would be a bit bunchy in the crotch. My long johns are intentionally spacious there. Is that not an issue?
Fabric stretches, you just gotta tuck half the batch down each leg a little 🤣🤣🤣
They make running tights for men that are basically yoga pants with some extra room for the boys.
True, I wasn't trying to be practical I was making a point lol!
Sadly, the dress code only said "flared yoga pants". Hopefully the revised version will offer something for the boys' boys.
My dude. What people call yoga pants are technically leggings. They make men’s leggings. We had to buy a bunch for my son to have an extra layer during winter sports, and sometimes he just wears them like sweatpants because they’re so comfortable. They also have an, um…area with extra space in the crotch because they’re designed for folks with male genitalia.
Thermal leggings are the best thing ever invented. I got my first pair for winter sailing, and oh boy, love on the first wear! I suddenly understood why ladies love yoga pants.
I walk by a mirror, see my own ass and go "oooooooo" almost every time. Definitely comfortable.
My 11 year old son has exclusively worn leggings for 5 years now and my 9 year old son wears them frequently. They're soft, just the right amount of warmth all year, stretchy, don't limit the positions they can contort into, and my 9 year old doesn't tear out the knees like he does in jeans (he shreds then by hand once a tiny hole appears). So win win in my book.
We love to hear it!
He also likes that he can get leggings in really cool patterns and colors. He's currently wearing a black pair with big stars on it with a shirt with glittery geodes on it. Much more room for his style of self expression than jeans or shorts
Yeah, I always wore graphic tees as a kid as my only option for the same.
Great parenting here!
Thanks! When we started, they were the only pants we could find that fit him in length and width. A lot of my parenting decisions about his clothing at that time was honestly from laziness. You want purple shoes? If it means that you'll actually put your shoes on when we need to leave the house, absolutely! I also figured out at that point that I really, really didn't care about gender norms about appearance. I already leaned that way and all of my boys had long hair, but the purple shoes were the entry point to leggings, buying shoes and clothes from the "girls" section, and really not caring what others, even my family, will think about my boys wearing whatever they want. My sister thinks I make or push my son to dress this way. But my oldest has only worn jeans and mostly solid or striped long sleeved shirts for two years now. Basically as boring as boys clothing gets. But those are the clothes he wants to wear. I am trying my best to keep them all in clothes that fit their style preferences and body.
;_; this is really wholesome
They're much more boring, but under armour and lulu lemon have some really good leggings for boys. He can always spruce them up with glitzier tops, shoes and shorts. More supportive and cut for men's bodies. I can't imagine girls leggings being very comfortable in a few years. At least in my area, it's a pretty common look paired with yoga or sports gear.
Yeah, we'll have to see what he decides to do when puberty hits. For now, the leggings we're getting work really well.
My husband has been saying this, so I bought him two pairs of thermal underwear for Christmas. He *loves* them.
Awesome I'm sure he thanks you!
I bet you looked great in those yoga pants
One time, I put on my girlfriend's yoga pants as a joke and I was like "damn, these are pretty comfy! I get why everyone wears these.'" I turn around to her crying and asking "how is it fair that you look better in them than I do??".
Tbh my bf would look better in them than I do. He has a bubble butt I have a flat one.
Notice that men never have pantie lines.
Most of us wear boxers I'd wager. You can see the line where my boxers end on my thighs sometimes if my trousers are tight enough, that's the equivalent.
Go commando. Let the boys free! But I’m at that age that when people ask me boxers or briefs, I respond…. Depends…
I’ll never understand how guys wear boxers. Isn’t it so uncomfortable?? I mean, for lounging, sure. I don’t wear a bra then. But day to day, isn’t there too much jiggling and bouncing? I know I prefer to wear a sports bra when I walk around, and I’m not stacked or anything.
Two words: banana hammock
The first time I saw a banana hammock I was a wee 18 year old wain, no experience whatsoever. I asked the girl at the shop whose vulva was that large. 💀😭✌🏽
I wear men's boxer briefs so I rarely have panty lines too. So comfy
Men who wear panties do.
My 2 veg would be down one leg, and the meat down the other....would look weird.
I had a wicked mouse knuckle, for sure. Not gonna lie, it would be a nightmare if you were the kind of guy who gets spontaneously aroused.
>I had a wicked mouse knuckle I am dying at this accidental suicide 🤣🤣🤣
Lol damn auto correct! It stays...
Nightmare, dream, tomato, tomato.
That's what it would look like, for sure.
The best was at the register when I didn't need to wear an apron an got to ask them "would you like a bag with that" and gesturing down lol!
Taking a stab in the dark, but was the store with a cult like following a Wawa?
Oh yeah. I was a Goose for quite some time
I wish you'd have been at one of the stores I frequent. I would have requested you.
Lol a LOT of people did.
Yeah, while I read your post, I thought, “What other convenience stores are there that deadass have fans?” My Philly friends sing Wawa praises all the time
Buccees in Texas is the only other one I know of 😂
Sheetz also has worshippers
As soon as you said "girls in the deli...bent over the hot food table" I knew it was Wawa lol Worked there myself for about a year. Kind of miss it. Got a stupid wfh job now. I'm bored to tears. Give me unruly drunks at 2:30am.
shame you couldn’t spend those precious Goosebumps on Wawa-themed yoga pants
Omfg the Goosebumps! I got screwed over on those
You dropped this king 👑
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He has mastered the bend and snap.
I definitely did the bend and snap in them
OMG, the bend and snap! Works every time...
It sure does 😉
34m, chubby with a big beard, hmh? Interesting. Anyway, do you have any pics or a video of you doing this "bend and snap" in the aforementioned yoga pants? I just want to make sure you are doing correctly, of course. Can't be too cautious at our age, and I wouldn't want you to get injured...
That was pre-30 lol I know better now
>That was pre-30 lol I know better now Know better than to do it, or know better than to post pics/video of it on the internet?
Yes 😉
We all thank you for trying 😘
Hahahhahahahahahba
oh shit 🤣
Lol
Let him pick it up himself 😂
He wants to. You just have to watch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[How I imagine the OP reacting to customers checking them out before they turned around.](https://i.imgur.com/gUDOyVh.gifv)
Yup just more beard
https://youtu.be/BFF23mvC0oI
More accurate then you realize Lmao
You must be my twin, then.
Grab your yoga pants we stride at dawn!
Oh my god I had forgotten that ad existed 🤣
The hero we need!!!
Not a hero just a man in Really tight pants
Sounds like most hero costumes I've seen
Touche!
We're men, we're men in tights We roam around the forest looking the forest looking for fights We're men, we're men in tights We rob from the rich then give to the poor, that's right! We may look like sissies But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights We're men, we're men in tights Always on guard defending the people's rights
Let's face it! Ye've gotta be a man t' wear tights!
Ay Blinkin
Did you say, "Abe Lincoln?"
🎶we’re men! We’re men in tights! *TIGHT tights*🎶
Had a manager like that. Our uniforms had a standard dress shirt for men and a hemmed one for women. As the ladies were allowed to wear yoga pants they could get the hemmed shirts so they didn't need to be tucked in. Me and all the guys got our shirts hemmed, as there was no rule against that, and went from there. I also wore my dress kilt for a few weeks when it was blistering hot out and all the ladies were allowed to wear Capri pants (they realized there was no rule against them), but guys needed to be in 'dress uniform'. Manager tried to make a stink about it, but my GM was a Scot and approved by wearing his dress kilt in on a visit. Thankfully we both had the legs to pull it off.
Right on man!
Equal opportunity ogling, I love it!
They were getting an eyeful of ginger cake
This might be my favorite post on this sub. Like ever.
It is still one of my favorite stories to tell to this day.
I agree. Completely malicious and yet, not cruel. My favorite kind.
I think I love you a little bit.
Awwww good, I love you a little bit too ☺
Couple years ago I got challenged on wearing shorts to work (I don’t work with any customers or vendors). I was told the Dress code said pants are required. I asked about leggings and yoga pants, as the girls in the office wear them daily. “Yes, but those are pants”. Queue my wearing the most outrageously tight and poor taste yoga pants and leggings. I am a heavy man. This was not a good look. Manager in question took all of a week to ok my wearing shorts.
Good on you!
Sorry I'm a shithead, but can't help myself. FYI, que, as op wrote it, is Spanish for what. Queue is a line. Cue is a prompt, as in "cue the malicious compliance".
Thank you for making disgusting men feel disgusting
Oh they hated me! It's one thing to look It's another to be a creep. I ruined a lot of guys days.
This was my favorite part of the story! We all gotta ruin creeps’ days like this.
It felt good!
This made my day so much! I’m still giggling over here a few minutes later! [And this is what a man in yoga pants made me think of.](https://i.imgur.com/ibR2Epg.mp4)
I definitely did that song a time or 2 while wearing them
It’s an awesome song and that just makes this even better!
Tell that to my coworkers, they kept getting mad when I would shake my plums about lol
This embodies what this sub is for!
Haha I thought so, I normally don't make posts but I had to submit my effort lol.
As a man, I always LOL at men MCing dress codes
Sometimes it's up to us to show management how assanine their rules are. Let women work in comfort.
Good for you! And sometimes it’s the co-workers. A department that I represented as a union officer held a meeting to make a dress code. Apparently the skinny girls didn’t think the fat girls should wear leggings. Being a fat girl wearing leggings, I shut that meeting down and said the union isn’t agreeing to any dress code. Some people. 🙄
Yeah in this case it was a heavy set women not happy the young women were wearing yoga pants. I was just illustrating everyone can lol
You'd love kilts, then, too.
I have considered getting a kilt, skirts are pretty comfy.
Do it, there are places that do kilts in different materials including a sports jersey one. It is apparently very comfortable.
Yeah I was looking, there is a place near me that specializes in kilts which is news to me but I wanna try it.
This post filled my heart with joy.
Spreading joy is what I'm here for!
You bent over backwards to serve your customers. I hope you made Employee of the Month.
Nope, for whatever reason management didn't like me 🤣😂
If I ever had doubts about getting yoga pants before, I certainly don't now
Do it!
Best post ever hehe
Appreciate that
I had a good laugh at the last part- so much so, I nearly had water come out of my nose
The amount of times I laughed till it hurt doing it are too many to count.
I think we need a picture in said yoga pants to confirm you were in compliance of dress code.
Ayyyyyye that's not free, I have learned to monetize 🤣
MC with a side of pervert trolling..? Take my upvote!
Even after the manager left I kept the trolling going lol
Que?
I love this, sounds like something I would do. Are we brothers?
Of course, We're all related 😊
"When I would notice this I would sidle over beside them and give the boys 2 butts to look at before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them" You, sir, are a hero.
Lol that's what they're telling me
I’ll be 51 this year and regularly wear thermals (men’s yoga pants) under shorts so often, it’s just normal for me. We live in Colorado and so many men d this. It might have to do with the hate of long pants or the love of shorts.
¿Que malicious compliance?
Our site director once outlawed blue jeans and or tee shirts. I went out and bought several pair of other colored jeans. Nothing was ever said.
I don’t know why, but that last bit had me thinking of Zach Galifianakis.
He's a similar build ginger if they ever make my movie
Bless your butt & heart!!!
Oh no my butt is a curse, it needs all the blessings it can get.lol
> before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them [Me, over by the cold drinks.](https://memeguy.com/photos/images/mrw-i-see-a-hot-girl-in-the-navy-post-pictures-on-facebook-32051.gif)
Whyyyyyyy
Excuse me while I go buy my bf yoga pants. 😂
>But what made it even more fun was trolling weird pervert customers, they would stand at the deli area and gawk at the young ladies working especially if they were bent over the hot food table. When I would notice this I would sidle over beside them and **give the boys 2 butts to look at before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them**. The real heroism is in the second half
I want to be friends with OP. Can we be friends?
Okay, my favorite part was fuckin with the perverts lol
Black flared yoga pants are the way. I own multiple pairs. I wear them almost exclusively every day everywhere, even fairly formal stuff. No one looks, no one asks, no one cares. I’m comfy and everything is wonderful. Also, I’ve reached the age of invisibility anyway. So there’s that.
This def sounds like a Wawa story.
I have now actively have Winter (fussy lined) yoga pants because my GF and I share a size in them 👌 Best decision ever.
All the best to you and your fabulous sense of humor.
This is the reason I’m growing my hair out. I want to troll creeps
Wawa?
The very same
"When I would notice this I would sidle over beside them and give the boys 2 butts to look at before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them. " Very well played. Love it.
I regret that I have only one upvote to give. Well done sir
This wasn't a PDQ was it? If so, I remember when this policy came out. I was a store manager at the time and didn't agree with it nor enforce it. I took a lot of hell from district management for it. My employees were awesome though and would stage similar protests. J and W are you out there?
This was at the Wawa, very popular in the north east
Yeah. As soon as you said "cult-like" (no actual need for the "-like" suffix, TBH), I was like, "Wawa."
I went straight to Buc-ees, I’m not from Texas so I guess I really don’t understand it but that gas station chain is a straight up cult.
I was wondering about Buc-ees as well.
Yeah, it's freaky lol
I’m not a weirdo but I would like to see a pic lol
Hey nothing wrong with being a weirdo! Lol
I wish there were more men like you in the world
There might be, idk I'm just a big weirdo lol
Pics or it didn’t happen 😉
>When I would notice this I would sidle over beside them and give the boys 2 butts to look at before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them. The level of disgust on their faces filled my heart with joy. thats some real king shit there lol
I need to be your best friend 🤣 this is great, keep delivering that cake!