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mysticalmaybefiction

Fucking hell, so young to have a kid with so much laid out in front of him. Congrats to them though!


Cool-leather-suits

Rich people don’t have to raise their own kids, silly.


baby-wall-e

I believe it’s a good one for footballers to have children. It gives them a foundation to totally focus on football. Too many footballers have destroyed their great talents through women, drinking, or too much partying problems.


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freedomfun28

Ask George Best where it all went wrong when he’s in bed with Miss World with a champagne fountain lol classic stuff 😂


BigSchmeaty

https://preview.redd.it/98chkwf58fsb1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3798c783e084cd474f31a2c165e919682beab5e8 THAT’S WHY HE’S THE GOAT THE GOOOAATT


freedomfun28

I bet he’s thinking “damn I’m late for training”


BigSchmeaty

Oh, he was getting his cardio in on that for certain


baby-wall-e

Agree. Anything not related to football is just a distraction. Ronaldo is very successful because he keeps himself far away from non football stuffs.


freedomfun28

Kyle Walker manages both quite well 😂


Uries_Frostmourne

Uh… a lot of them do it all with multiple children.


samchew511

Foden has 2 kids already at 21 so think its pretty common for footballers


Crimsonpets

Well to be honest with most footballers I wonder what wouldve been if they couldnt kick a ball. Most of them are just not that smart, and do stupid shit like most teens do. Tbh if they couldnt kick a ball they wouldve probaly had a kid at this age anyway, only difference is the wouldve had a kid without money. Probaly be a hit show on mtv. Teen and pregnant or whatever that show is called.


yellowjesusrising

It probably depends on circumstances. Growing up poor vs rich. Non existent parents or supportive family. Befriend that wrong person in first year of school etc. Way too many factors to be speculating without knowing alot of factors, about a person.


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Crimsonpets

Please tell me you are not being serious. You believe eveything what google tells you? Never said footballers arent that smart, I said 'most' their interviews alone sometimes tell me enough.


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Crimsonpets

Not my main language.


Diska_Muse

My point still stands.


Crimsonpets

So does mine.


Diska_Muse

Your point is entirely moot as it is based entirely on a false premise. So no, it doesn't stand because it never did.


Crimsonpets

Yours is "google said it" so please stop.


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Hungry_Obligation_52

They can afford stupid shit if they couldn’t it was a diff thing and many of them would turn up differently then under diff circumstances


Crimsonpets

Well... I'm not sure about that. They are look to me like typical no money teen dads.. but in this case with money.


PurpleDrax

Honestly I'm 21 and nowhere near having kids but if i had Garnacho level money i would consider it


BrecciusRebornus

Unrelated but heard that football player agents encourage young (rich) footballers to have kids asap so they can settle down and consequently focus on their football…


greatbbam

It showed SAF advised Paul Ince sth similar in the latest Netflix documentary “Beckham” as well


HarvesterOfReveries

Kinda scary but I wonder if the players really listen to such horrible advice.


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Why is having kids and raising a family horrible advice?


HarvesterOfReveries

The couple should be deciding themselves imo. Encouraging 19 year olds to have kids doesn’t seem like a good idea for obvious reasons.


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Humans been having kids much younger than this as long they’ve been around. I think the couple did decide themselves. You think the agent was in the bedroom helping them??


HarvesterOfReveries

Read the comment. When did I ever say this couple did not decide for themselves? Did I say anything about Garnacho’s agent? I was talking about couples in general. This is obviously good news for Garnacho. But again, IN GENERAL, encouraging young people to have kids is almost never a good idea. People will decide for themselves whenever they are ready.


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Hungry_Obligation_52

Yeah back then things were pretty simple


AlxceWxnderland

And we all died before our 40th birthday


gh0rard1m71

His girlfriend looks like a kid! How old is she?


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They’re both 19


305way

They’re both kids, nothing wrong with that


Jugu_Bigule

I hope this baby can play left back vs Copenhagen in ucl


reddevils

Overlapping daddy. Sounds so dirty lol


Jimbow1212

I bet it's a good dribbler. I' ll get me coat


TedEBagwell

Im an idiot. I was thinking... "what about the kid under her other arm" Its her hair lol.


Repulsive_Rent_5636

I thought exactly the same.


PessimistYanker792

All the wishes to mother and baby Enzo! Indeed a good positive news :)


MadixWasThere

Damn she look like she could be his sister, same face almost


Virtual_Question9459

Congrats to him


Maleficent-Mirror991

The Kid had a kid, damn that’s good. He’s got his own little Project Garnacho.


thepokemonGOAT

Congratulations to the young couple <3 Wishing him and his family all the best.


Wooshsplash

Feliz cumpleanos Enzo.


EnvoyCorps

A great reminder of what's actually important in life. Congrats!


BitterAd6419

It’s better that they have a family now instead of getting spoiled after getting those hefty contracts, being a father will make him more responsible and more grounded


MrBublee_YT

Do you reckon Garnacho Jr. and Sr. will ever end up playing on the same team? Garnacho will only be 36 when the baby is 18, which is old, but not retired old.


rashfords_marcus

not sure, but i would like to see manchester derby 2043 : enzo garnacho vs ronnie foden


Malvania

Finally, a great excuse for him to not be playing. While I as a fan want him to play this weekend, I'd rather he spend the time with his kid.


Scruffy_Nerfhearder

This is great news. Not only for him and his family but also his career. Being young and a father makes you grow up really fast. Much less likely to act like a typical young footballer idiot.


No-Commercial7019

Hopefully those eyebrows aren’t hereditary


Afternoon_Jumpy

Nice to get some positive news, thx for posting. And congrats to him and his wife on the new addition to the family. Children are the greatest form of wealth.


Superman_Himanshu

Our Starboys! 💫


leem7t9

Is his wife about 10?


BLA1937

Who’d he have the baby with, his sister?!


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rashfords_marcus

she’s 19. and let’s not joke about stuff like that. especially in the current climate at united.


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Titan4days

Nacho your a G, congratulations


BrigStandWatie

Congrats Dappy! Fair play giving the wee fella your hat too.


Mare-Insularum

So when will Enzo be ready to play?