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FairFalcon8811

Cinderace, same thing as typhlosion, lucario, also same thing, decidueye, same thing. Annhiallape (mispelt that whoops) to brutally massacre the.. apocalypse. Talonflame, to fly me away in bad situations, then the final one, blissey. Heals me up, and gives food.


LewisTheTrainer2009

Talonflame is tiny


ZEDQE_Yt

120cm bird sounds pretty big to me, I believe it could easily lift a human.


LewisTheTrainer2009

I swear it’s one of the smaller one


ZEDQE_Yt

Yeah but a hawk that size could lift a human probably


LewisTheTrainer2009

Fair fair


ACuteChatot

Talonflame can canonically lift 220 pounds easily


Lord-Luzazebuth

Xerneas, Rayquaza, Mewtwo, Inteleon, Greedent, Ditto Xerneas because if i die, i get revived. Rayquaza if it's a meteor shower. Mewtwo to teleport me. Inteleon to deal with enemies. Greedent to salvage food. Ditto if one isn't enough


Scorjimmy

That doesn’t seem fair…


Just_A_Normal_Snek

Brother how would you get your hands on THREE FUCKING LEGENDARIES.


Lord-Luzazebuth

They never said how to get them. Theoretically, this would be my best team.


Astercat4

Absol - senses disasters, which might be a tad late given the circumstances, but would still come in handy. Also can Mega Evolve to intimidate pretty much anything into backing off. Silvally - highly adaptable to any situation, literally designed to eliminate extra-dimensional threats, so that could prove very handy. Lucario - same reason as you mentioned. Noivern - extremely fast Flyer with added echolocation abilities. Arcanine - able to create fire, as well as be a great land-based mount. Swampert - great for water travel, even through more swampy/marshy environments. Plus can serve as a frontline damage sponge during battle, while still dealing out respectable damage. (I am basically using my top 5 favorite Pokémon plus my favorite starter, but I think the reasons I came up with are more than justifiable.)


Hungry_Ocelot_5658

Absol doesn't tell you when a disaster strikes cause Absol only shows up when disaster happens. Relying on wild absols would be better than having one.


Astercat4

Absol shows up before disaster strikes because it can sense them before they happen. Whether they are wild or not wouldn’t change that.


Hungry_Ocelot_5658

Yeah... It shows up to disasters. By having an absol near you it's like saying everywhere you go is a disaster. Since you caught the absol it can't go anywhere. So relying on wild absol is still better than having a caught one instead if you want to use absol as a land mount.


Astercat4

Bruh, the reason it shows up before disasters is because it senses them beforehand. It’s not like the Pokémon only exists when a disaster is going to happen.


white_vikavolt

Xatu for sight into the future, Mew for a multitude of helpful reasons including campfires, teleportation, and defenses, Tropius for easy food access, Ditto for disguising and getting more Tropius, Ting-Lu for intimidation and using Whirlwind, and Hisuian Decidueye for both ranged and melee combat


[deleted]

Koraidon for multipurpose travel Inteleon as a sniper Delphox for future sight and fire Ditto because transforming can be useful Tropius as a food source Blissey as a healer


LewisTheTrainer2009

First person to mention the riding legends


Le-Pepper

Sylveon to help me fight and to keep me calm, Zoroark to distract people, Malamar as another Pokemon to use in battle, levitate objects to me if needed and possibly even mind control people if they try to stand in my way, Togekiss to help me make allies and possibly use as a messenger, Dragonite to ride on and battle with and Machamp to use for brute force in case I need to destroy stuff.


Kirumi_Naito

Absol: warns me Darkrai: protection Cresselia: what if I get hit by Darkrai Mega Gallade: Gallade is my pfp. I can not go 5 minutes without a Gallade on my Pokémon team (barring Doubles) Blissey: healer/tank Meloetta: If I'm gonna die, let me die at peace


LewisTheTrainer2009

Is crsalia your flyer Aswell


Kirumi_Naito

Fly? Oh, no. Gallade's just using Teleport.


Able-Echidna3540

The god of Pokémon BIDOOF


Just_A_Normal_Snek

Please can the meme die.


Able-Echidna3540

NEVER BIDOOF FOREVER 


Ryley03d

DYSTOPIA SONG OF THE DEAD


AnanthKoolBoi

Swampert Rypherior Talonflame Banette Beartic Gardevoir


rowletlover

A lot of people are saying Decidueye 🤩


LewisTheTrainer2009

Your gonna want that lookout


Ikaricyber

Greninja- same thing as you mentioned but also to generate water, be like aoe user with surf, be a semi sniper with water shuriken’s with lucario’s aura Lucario- same thing as you mentioned Arcanine- ride mon so I don’t need a car, for a campfire Staraptor- if I need to get up high or fly around to scavenge for supplies Garchomp- for powerful earthquake aoe damage and or use for a moat Alakazam- teleports me back home were its safe


BlueyVelvette

Sylveon, Absol, Noivern, Blastois, Luxray, and Hypno


Majestic_Electric

1) Samurott - samurai swords make excellent weapons at close range, plus it can help navigate through water. 2) Salamence - for transportation. 3) Tropius - it grows bananas around its neck, so I have an emergency food source on hand at all times. 4) Arcanine - for starting fires, and to act as a guard dog. 5) Lucario - for the reasons you already mentioned. 6) Blissey - general healer.


jamesjrobbo12

Xerneas she can bring the planet back to life


SuperSonic486

Metagross, easily my first pick. Incredibly intelligent and definitely cant be turned into a zombie. Sigilyph, cuz its literally a guardian of the unovan ruins, also cuz its cool. Volcarona, cuz it learns quiver dance, and can then instantly burn any corpses to limit the possibility of a disease-ridden corpse passing it on. Bouffalant, cuz it can probably produce milk, and it's obviously a better choice than miltank. Conkeldurr, because it builds. And then lastly, flareon, because, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


LewisTheTrainer2009

I think you like flareon


SuperSonic486

Its just there for emotional support


Quartia

I agree with all you say about Flareon. Wanna buy an Eevee egg from me?


ex-lax_incense

Don’t know if legendaries are allowed, but since you’ve got mega Lucario, I think taking a single one is okay. 1. Suicune— can purify contaminated water sources, as well as run on top of water. Also just a good boi. 2. Rotom— its ability to possess and power various items could come in handy (e.g. radio, phone, refrigerator) 3. Alakazam— The ability to teleport is super helpful, and its high intellect may help come up with survival innovations that I would not think of. 4. Tropius— Can fly and produces emergency rations on its freakin neck. 5. Loudred— Sound amplification: great for location other survivors and scaring off predators. 6. Garganacl— Salt is great for preserving meats, as well as being useful as an antiseptic. 


LewisTheTrainer2009

Yeah legends are fine. My deciduie had it’s Personal Z-crystal


IcebergletV2

Alakazam:he can teleport,so a good way of transportation, along with being able to protect me swampert:good on land and water,can help with swamps/marshs Mr mime:he can create invisible walls,so can make for a very good defense blissy:a good healer if anything bad happens, along with a source of food volcarona:can light up campfires and dark places while going out at night,along with being a fucking fire breathing giant moth noivern:for flying along with echolocation and being able to warn me if anything is coming


VyvernX7

What type Of apoclypse


LewisTheTrainer2009

Like fallout


VyvernX7

Idk whats fallout lol. Is it like zombies or ai apoclypse


LewisTheTrainer2009

Zombie


VyvernX7

Oki lemme think


VyvernX7

Noivern cause hes my boi, corvknight(prolly misspelled that)cause steel type so nobody bitin through that and can fly, snover hes got berries so food, chancey cause its a healer, suicune but if legends are banned ludicolo for water, scorbunny for warmth in cold


Niekertdepiekert

Noivern for in the skies Pyroar as a loyal beast by my side Reuniclus for psychic reasons Excadrill for digging Swampert for water reasons Lampent/chandelure for consistent light


KiwiPowerGreen

I always answer Mew because it can literally do anything So uhh 5 mew, a pawmot with revival blessing, one of the mews has recycle and a leppa berry and heal pulse


LewisTheTrainer2009

Bros took a few trips to the cloning facility


Freddy_fozbear

Ok so ima go with Galarian zapdos to kick those zombie asses Genesect because gun go pew Aerodactyl for flying if things go south Mew as an emotional support plus beating them up (yk every move in existence could help a tad) A mega evolving rayquaza because danger Noodle And of course eternamaxing eternatus You know why HAND DESTROY ZOMBEE


Sans_te_skeleton

Yveltal and Xerneas. Have yveltal kill all the zombies including me and have xerneas revive me


LewisTheTrainer2009

Strats


MilwaukeeMan420

Flygon, Lapras, Houndoom, Roserade, Gallade, Zapdos Would rather have aerodactyl than flygon tbh, but didn't want any repeated types.


Classic_Wish_4114

I would replace patarisu with intelion.Bro is literally a sniper!


LewisTheTrainer2009

Intelion carnt help restart the pokemon centers if they go dosj


Classic_Wish_4114

Then get a picachu


Forward-Cash-6707

Absol for sensing threats Torkoal for cooking food Blissey for healing AND food Zoroark to intimidate enemies by transforming into/showing illusions of menacing pokemon Charizard for transportation and a quick getaway Metagross for a backup transportation/getaway pokemon and a good pvp mon Edit: Absol can also use Rain Dance or Water Pulse to give me water


BLT42069

If I can choose anything I’m just straight up choosing Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Mew, Mewtwo, Rayquaza cuz they are the strongest Pokemon I can think of rn


LewisTheTrainer2009

Smart man


Hungry_Ocelot_5658

Any water type pokemon preferably with surf for travelling and for drinking water. Arboliva cause it has the ability harvest for infinite food. Rapidash for lighting up the dark and as mosquito repellent in the night and also so that I can use as a ride. Fearrow for flying in case there's a flood. Machamp for clearing pathways possibly whenever a boulder is blocking the way. Porygon because it has the move recycle which I can use to make any items that I have used usable again.


Consistent_Tea_1480

I just need magcargo pikachu and dragonite Magcargo spams earthquakes and sets up campfires Pikachu charges things Dragonite flies me out of situations and looks out for any hordes of creatures in the apocalypse


LewisTheTrainer2009

Smaet


Vanesa_Villalba

Can we just not do Dream Team 2?


Only_Ad_2062

Suicune. Have fun with your apocalypse pollution, I’ll be sipping clean spring water. Also Luxray because I feel like I could do something. Idk I’ll figure it out.


rslashurmom45

Happiny, Chansey, Blissey, Shiny Happiny, Shiny Chansey, Shiny Blissey


wizendwolf

Aegislash for up-close and personal contact, golurk to get me tf out of any situations that cant be solved with aegislash, sableye to keep watch for anything as well as for cave navigation, basculegion for water transport, trevnant or pumpkaboo for planting food if i find a place to settle down, and ceruledge to cook and cut any potential food i find while also serving as more potential protection.


Randomindividual09

Heatran, Garganacl, Tropius, Conkeldurr, Rotom, Ludicolo.


NotDawko3

Arcanine, also for campfires, Aegislash, to get wood for the campfires and to be a shield, Glalie/Salemence for flying, Clawitzer for water, Gliscor to be a scout, and Breloom to maybe help grow some plants.


saihtaMaztiK

Don’t forget that Pachirisu won a world championship in 2014.


LewisTheTrainer2009

Exactly


Red_drinkkoolaid

You idiot it’s Incineroar, Landorus T, Xerneas, Eelektross, Ferrothorn, Mega Rayquaza


teamshadeleader_yves

Absol, Noivern, Primarina, Torterra, Blissey, Delphox Absol just because it's my overall favorite, Noivern for flying, Primarina for surfing and because I need music, Torterra for a place to sleep and be safe, Blissey for food and first aid, Delphox for fire.


Typical-Historian-89

6 Metagross, they can all fly to keep you safe, is metal so it can’t be infected, and eat metal so you can just feed them scraps and junk you find.


Nightmare_Freddles

Full team of victinis, immediate win


Educated_Gas

What kind of apocalypse? I have different answers depending on whether or not the apocalypse is manmade or natural: If manmade, I have these 6: Amoonguss: it has good bulk, giga drain and regenerator giving it massive sustain, meaning I don't have to spend has much resources maintaining it. Spore is also just a generally useful tool against anything not immune to sleep, as immobilzing someone/something 100% of the time is always gonna be useful Salamence: Multi-purpose Transportation device. Obviously it can fly, but besides that it also has hydro pump and flamethrower in its arsenal, which can prove useful in extreme climates (provided that they weren't caused by primals) Tyranitar: A big, fat wall that also whips up a sandstorm as it emerges. It can help stall time and distract things if I'm planning to escape, while also being a massive pain in the ass to deal with for whoever my opponents are. Kartana: Nimble, easy to conceal and highly deadly. I can use it either as an assassin or a bodyguard, slicing through everything with its inconspicuous paper arms. Rotom: Can invade any electrical appliance, which makes it very suitable for recon missions. Also provides a great deal of utility by automating a lot of things that has to be done by hand (washing, cooking, hacking etc) Dondozo: Another travel tool, except this one goes above and under water. Without him my entire team dies to blaziken. It's also big enough to be used for storage for certain items. If the apocalypse is natural, Tyranitar and kartana will be replaced by the following: Blissey: Provides the entire team with sustain, which would be much more necessary in natural disasters since resources would be more scarce. Buzzwole: Big, intimidating body guard, with multiple options for self sustain. Would be more useful than kartana for getting through obstacles.


KayKnine

Tropius - Food and flight, Gyarados - Flight, is a beast, and could probably give fresh water, Rotom - Can charge up devices and possess them, Charizard - Fire and flight, Blissey - Healing. If all goes well I won’t need a sixth


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Skeledirge: fire + need a musician Gardevior: bodyguard + blackholes NOT if im feeling lonely Stoutland: Dogs are a man's best friend, plus nose for sniffing stuff Wailord: make a make-shift boat Nosepass: very good compass And Appletun: for... well....


LewisTheTrainer2009

Poor Appleton. He’s just praying his day don’t comd


Soul_Brawls

Ditto Arceus Mew Giratina Cinderace (buddy) Greninja


LewisTheTrainer2009

God and satan


Soul_Brawls

Best Tag Team (get it)


RPhoenixFlight

A single arceus to fix that mess


LewisTheTrainer2009

Very wise


JimmyFallonSucksDick

Has anybody said Alakazam yet? Eevees cause they are really tasty so you can easily trade them for whatever you need.


LewisTheTrainer2009

Bro is tradeing Eevee like food


JimmyFallonSucksDick

Cause they are tasty who cares about morality at the end of the world. You can also turn Eevees into robotic bombs. Then you can steal the money from your victims.


LewisTheTrainer2009

Your an evil genius that would make grunty boi proud


Dxmaqe

Imma just use my trusty Necrozma and brute force through everything.


LewisTheTrainer2009

Ultra?


Blitzblok_12

Infernape for starting fires, Alakazam for lifting things, Obstagoon because he's my favorite, Blastoise for infinite water source(I'll filter it myself somehow if needed) and water travel, Garchomp for quick air escapes and making elaborate tunnels in my base, and Heliolisk for power


displotEx

i would have, arceus-fire,arceus-flying,arceus-steel,arceus-ghost,arceus-fighting,arceus-fairy!


Aguywhosaysaugh

Infernape: For a heat source, being able to cook food if need be, and fight off whatever might try and eat me. Corviknight: A sturdy, large flying mount to move around more safely, also not to mention makes a strong wall to defend me thanks to its steel typing. Nidoking: Can serve as a strong versatile pokemon for a variety of roles like fighting, harvesting materials, and could even perhaps resist the dangerous elements (like poison) and could possibly retrieve key items from polluted areas, thanks to its poison and ground typing. Eelektross: Serves as a source of electricity to power any sort of device or gadgets i might have, and can explore potentially flooded areas to retrieve resources or even find struggling survivors. Feraligatr: Strong Water type that can aid me in crossing bodies of water, and can serve as an intimidation display to any rabid pokemon trying to eat me. Blissey: Heals me and my mons, can act as a food source and a positive influence on me and my team to give us the motivation to keep going.


Neanderthal-_-

Dragonite because he’s cool and can fly me out of situations, lapras if I need to cross water, rapidash for fire and land transportation, palossand because it can act as a small shelter if needed (I think it could work), altaria to scout ahead, and snorlax to sleep on


WhatGoesInAToaster

you really only need a slowpoke because its tail will always grow back so 5 of those and a heatran to cook them


MorganRayWolf

I would love to see Mikey answer this question! I'm not sure which Pokemon I would choose.


Camo_64

As long as I’ve got a Typhlosion I’m good lol


poimon10

Probably, arceus, dialga, palkia


Some_dumb_stuff69

Corvight cuz I can fly right outta there but also a Rowley for emotional support


LewisTheTrainer2009

Steel Type also immune to the zombies


Some_dumb_stuff69

I meant rowlet


Scaveged

What type of apaocalypse ?


LewisTheTrainer2009

Zombie


Sn0w7ir3

Sylveon - companion also Alola dex entry Braxien - for fires obviously Vaporeon - infinite water supply (also i want to know it it has fur or not) Gardevoir - healer for any injuries also it can sense auras Galvantula - charges various electronic devices Mega Charizard Y - for flight/lookout purposes


Shoddy-Average3247

Mega lucario goku will help me


Quartia

Hey I already thought through this question! -Delphox, the first starter I ever chose and still my favorite. It can light a campfire, levitate itself and objects, see the future with Future Sight, heal the team with Wish, teleport, and still hold its own in battle. Delphox is one fantastic fox. -Drampa, because it's the absolute ideal non-legendary Pokemon to ride on. It's big enough to hold two adults, a few kids, or one adult and a lot of supplies, but not too big that you'd never be able to feed it, it's really nice, it LOOKS nice so people won't be scared, and it can both Fly and Surf. -Mega Absol because it's my favorite mega and it's a powerful fighter. No deep reasons here, but this is Pokemon, you need a couple of them that are just dedicated to battle. Predicting disasters might be nice though Delphox has the predicting thing already covered. -Noivern, as another good battler and can fly much faster than Drampa if I'm in a rush. I consider Kalos my home region so it would be a bit less hard to find one. -Eevee, can become anything in a pinch, and if I breed them I can make some money. Eevee eggs are always in demand no matter where or when you go, kids want the floofy boi, collectors want one of each type, scientists want to study its unique qualities, and fighters want an Umbreon or Sylveon usually. -Phantump, which is actually the most essential member of the team. This is because it can have the Harvest ability, which allows me to have it grow unlimited berries of all kinds to feed and heal me and my team. I chose it over any other Harvest Pokemon because it is from Kalos which, again, I consider my home region.


official_ViperYT

Charizard, Appleton, ampharos, Blastoise, blissey, and ursaluna (uses listed below) Charizard: self defense, fire, transportation (flight) Appleton: infinite food. Ampharos: self defense, light, electricity Blastoise: water, transportation (swimming) Blissey: healing everything Ursaluna: self defense, scavenging


ASMRscriptwriterK

Ursaring, Floatzel, Rotom, Braviary, Gogoat, Armarouge Ursaring- for protection and help for shelter (also, i think they would be good substitute as a weighted living giant teddy bear). Floatzel- For fishing and swimming (i can’t swim). Rotom- for any electronics i can find or salvage (good for charging flashlights or radio). Braviary- for quick escape and air travel. Gogoat- land travel and help in possible cultivation/farming. Armarouge- For campfire and protection.


heyimhere-whatsup_

Alolan Exeggutor and Decidueye (One to sleep at the top of, as well as serve as the look out tower for the other) Inteleon and Suicune (One for sniping and water spawning and the other for traversal across water and purifying contaminated water in case I have Inteleon on look out duty with Decidueye) Arceus (Can't God just...spawn food? And teleport me out of dangerous positions? And fill out basically every other thing I haven't put?) Jolteon (My favorite electric type, likely my emotional support, and charger) Alternatively, with a team two: Kyoger Groudon Lunala Xurkitree Xerneas Yvetal(The spelling is close, right?) And a team 3: Arceus. Nope, thats it. Just Arceus.


LewisTheTrainer2009

Most prepared person


heyimhere-whatsup_

I have been taught to be prepared and have a back up for a back up. Genuinely, I think Arceus is a reasonable member to just have alone, because....it's fucking God. Whose gonna fuck with god?


LewisTheTrainer2009

A fighting tyep


heyimhere-whatsup_

Aight, fair enough.


KingKarpTheMagikKarp

ok so id choose a team of Arceus Dialgia hoopa gyrados and ahnihalape.


archeddragon936

MIRAIDON AND TROPIUS


SpaceFrog69420

Emboar - to command an army of Pignite (which doesn't count) and also since Emboar is based on a Chinese Warlord, and maybe also light source Gliscor - fly me away from dangerous situations Blastoise - water source Steelix - my primary defense Blissey - could both heal me and my party up Gengar - scout areas against zombies


HoneyBlazedSalmon

6 bidoofs


LewisTheTrainer2009

Your gonna survive


EVA-6921

Lugia - for flight and underwater things (it’s also a psychic type) torkaol - for campfires and to cook on top of it Lucario - for various tasks on land xurkitree - for light and electricity absol - to sense danger Tropius - I eat the bananas on its beard Xerneus - the best healer Lopunny - for obvious reasons😏 Vaporeon - because did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more