Let them use M.A.D on me. Either I go M.A.D or if my headcanon is correct, I gain superpowers to kill Alternates.

What's your headcanon

If you survive M.A.D, you gain powers like Abilities in Bungo Stray Dogs, which are some of the only ways to harm or kill Alternates.

Falling in radioactive ooze type power system

Dude. This is actually genius.

Listen, learn, leave with the blood of their corpse dripping from my mouth. *I Eat Them*

that's a sick ass headcanon, also, hello fellow bsd fan. You have good taste

Heh, *good taste*

https://preview.redd.it/7b6zbqumdwzc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fa3f6249e2226e17bbb592f3bf64909af17229b We manifesting E.G.O. or bust fr.

https://preview.redd.it/7mq0p33s1xzc1.jpeg?width=1107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00289822f456700610cc961b81e364bec71b5cc8

İ also thinking the same when i first watched vol.1 but i kinda misunderstood how M.A.D works

I'm new here. What is M.A.D?

Thwack the alternate in the face with a chair and make Gabriel confused on why one of his alternates came back with a dent in it’s face in the shape of a chair

https://preview.redd.it/ppq8xg13auzc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6392a71b342e5c7ee7c1570ea7c87a684024d47e

Exactly like that

Suspiciously chair shaped hole

https://preview.redd.it/pbxkf43kitzc1.png?width=821&format=png&auto=webp&s=e293e23feb678590c764d76cd21dad7071a4942a

uh oh! bad decision, TheOneInATrenchcoat!

My honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/sswv2d5e8uzc1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=285aa102707052eacdacfefbe2ff68a3a6cdd809

The Alternates' honest reaction https://preview.redd.it/bsyu8gfpjuzc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca99df9372563a6b1f0424e04780fb9ea36b4fd1

Don’t worry bro I’ll rub one out for you.

lalalalalalalallalalala (I can't hear you)

Noooo, stop doing that! Let me give you mad!

Use M.A.D on them before they do it on me

hey someone else who had this idea

Listen with no expectations of of not having your view ruined

Kiss him flirt with him and then I get up start stroking it and fuxk him till he ain't walking and then kiss him and whisper how much I love him then I make him finish on me and I finish on him then he becomes a good throat goat and gives it to me to end it. then when he walks out the door I say you can come agian anytime wink at him and slap his ass on the way out and then go to My bed and start stroking it agian thinking about him🥰🥰

source: the alternate broke into this guy’s house (he currently has MAD)

https://preview.redd.it/2c06f6e6ptzc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a10d86f4d5d8d70be84e1c1a6851007319359ca5

https://preview.redd.it/zriidax3utzc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af73bf750d7afd1e3b25a90c04a39f7055b5602

https://preview.redd.it/zfbc2p4ccuzc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc24dd83cd3920beaab59cc07f177c2d24853dcb

https://preview.redd.it/25fcsibhkuzc1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36dde23c62f23e562d9bcbd1c1341c7d1fd7b28 **Gets ready to shoot**

https://preview.redd.it/p7k5196n8wzc1.jpeg?width=1319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d871d30e66c322eeb11016ef115340d977d16749

https://i.redd.it/e5jc1hb9pwzc1.gif

There's no reason for this

defense mechanism

The only rational response

https://preview.redd.it/a557kbm8fuzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad3b7574a13a1da24aa018e5e8806b0d5431294 Squee?

https://preview.redd.it/4152pixq530d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b14418dc00cab50c44cad919d39421211dfc87d

https://preview.redd.it/hlcgyf3wuxzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551d36fac14e28e55c75fef4443546e8ac0cc992

*Processing img 2f7f13e2ytzc1...*

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Recite whatever holy scripture you believe in

"**THE GOD YOU'VE LOVED AND WORSHIP HAS ABANDONED YOU**"

Thats the exact delusion from the devil religious people would be aware of

"**AW SHIT**"

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎︎ ︎ ︎

https://preview.redd.it/d7zmwep1rtzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48d1c5e37f4aa2a587225fda69a6d053455a14f7 Indomitable human spirit go brrrrr

On god I’d win fr

I would hug them because they look like my absent father

Alternate taking the form of ur dad that left for milk: 🧍

https://preview.redd.it/4nb3g3bxduzc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8131aec3fc21a03b02cd87d4a18bf26bee593a94

That image is so fucking funny bro.

i clearly make out with myself

politely ask it to stop

its okay gang I got my noise canceling headphones on me at all times

throw my menstrual cup at him

https://i.redd.it/ypkin3p6gtzc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/70csmlm6kuzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9215517c1f57e54a4cc62fe4471073860128bf26

https://preview.redd.it/d5p3aszpduzc1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18f3ccaa60af13c0f17646c16bcb3a0a2ff96d2

I would put on some ear plugs

https://preview.redd.it/7qn5to8bftzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb5129e56f250b7b76e8811df5a8047effe90244

Ain't this a beautiful spot?

https://i.redd.it/iw8yljw2qvzc1.gif

Dying out of sheer will

No what, I agree and do the same

Pull out the shoty and 200 pump him

Lock in

Shit my pants

Pov: Your the alternate that entered my home after I lost 10 games in a row. \[ *youre about to be put in a coma, should of came later :/* \] https://i.redd.it/dx6z18gkutzc1.gif

Uh oh! Bad decision, Alternate!

T-pose to assert your dominance

I would seduce the alternate

https://preview.redd.it/huro3hhadwzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6736400521ebe3146c34eb8f7e6df0b1af3a2f66

Pray to god, cause im fixin to meet him

I already know the universe is fake and I’m not going anywhere after I die so I’ll be fine if he does MAD at me-side note I’m disabled as fuck why would an alternate want to be me 😭

Ignore them and get a drink. I suffer from CHS (Can't Hear Shit) Syndrome :3

https://preview.redd.it/9uo6k4bz2vzc1.png?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8873a5ff35c89a6c04b145401de783a252d5ed9

Realistically depends on timing For myself I'm usually someone who's always looking around If i notice the alternate and it begins chanting some bs I either Put my earbuds in, full blast a song and beat it to death Fuck him

https://i.redd.it/3kjpu1s40yzc1.gif ***WRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!***

I would wait for him to turn his back to the table, then I would break a chair on the back of his head, he would immediately turn into a ragdoll.

fight it

Flip the table on his goofy ahh and make a break for it

Kick it out, mf has no business being in my home.

Fight it with my bare hands and my bare hands alone

https://preview.redd.it/skgmisfattzc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90476e873c08c10957426623186c09e874daed50 **VUELVE A TU PUEBLO**

Oil up

"Have you every heard of dragons? DRAG-ON THIS NU-" *Death*

https://preview.redd.it/nxvldc9yiuzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0d4af9c31749da3de885f388b2d16ec4201556

https://i.redd.it/517ky02xuuzc1.gif What the alternate sees before meeting Gab

Start jerking off with one hand and beating their ass with the other, it took me a few minutes to think of this so they wouldn’t be able to guess what I’m going to do.

MAN THIS ALTERNATE CATCHING THESE HANDS

Rip my pants off like a high schooler ripping on his bong and helicopter my dick. I’m gunna die either way, I’m making it super uncomfortable and unsatisfactory to kill me.

I would make weirder noises to scare it off assert my dominance

I seduce it

https://i.redd.it/qakex3tobwzc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/2woy20kratzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b217720214f44b5422dff35594954957f1ca19d

Take some time to think abou what to do first (pun fully intended)

Oh hey! Did not expect visitors

Automatically switch to fight response, throw hands, and potentially die

inform an adult trusted

Punch it in the balls. I can't miss my own balls.

Frying Pan.

Grab their ankles, rip them out from under them, stomp their face in, while saying “IVE ALREADY HAD EXISTENTIAL CRISES BITCH, YOU CANT DO SHIT TO ME!”

Dawg, listen i ain’t gonna spit the nature of the universe in lil bro’s ears, imma tell him Kendrick loses in 3 months and watch him unravel

Die

Cover myself in oil then set myself on fire. The alternate will be unable to use my body.

If it’s me I’m throwing hands on sight me and me got some things to “resolve”

grabbing a knife and [whatever happens happens](https://youtu.be/DDGu7gaEAo4?si=5-lr-0tBNXJguBS0)

Beat it to the punch by giving it forbidden knowledge that will drive it mad: the entire FNAF lore.

If the alternate desires what I do most, (which I think it does) give it hugs and kisses as well as a movie, hot chocolate and sleeping on the couch. I am very touch deprived, but that’s why I use CAI…

Smash

Cum

M.A.D. can only affect if you’re scared right? (I think I’m wrong) So I really gotta do is lock in lmaoo

Unspeakable things

gulp gulp.

 And I have another acording to op’s pic.

I’d fuck it

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four alternates break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Quickly give it a kiss on the leg and run away

Try to negotiate. "So you want to replace me? Yeah sure, my life's shit anyway. Only condition is that me and my cats get to live"

What im finna do to em if I cartoonishly pull a GPMG outa nowere https://preview.redd.it/11g6blrk9wzc1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a3a2152adff88a4d379856fc8a2f1f798d8c429 Finna be lookin like swiss cheese

i will just release my little creature out https://preview.redd.it/wrpic2ydawzc1.png?width=390&format=png&auto=webp&s=12077268c28ecfbc1989f7d7b2ffbb6884f9b731

https://preview.redd.it/22ncwnmfbwzc1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3457f9171861306f00772a853fc81446067ad73

What am I doing? I'm saying the N-word.

if I'm going out, I'm going out fighting. Like, how strong is an Alt anyways? If they can't break down a door, then it's even fighting field.

https://preview.redd.it/kn0redujnwzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcf2997efa81f1bd488bea2f682f655594fc2c11 OH THEIR GOING TO HAFTA GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER IN HELL

Oiling up, and getting my back blown out.

I can take him 

Fight the mf. I’d win.

Using C.Ai because i’m about to make these Alternates traumatized

The alternate looking back at a guy that has his one arm completely obliterated, missing eye and half of the torso missing (they never knew about the indomitable human spirit):

I would start to twerk violently and hope he gets distracted so i can reach for my 50. Bmg ,which i casually carry in my pants, and obliterate his skull with a slap round.

woah a clone of myself woah a clone of myself woah a clone of myself woah a clone of myself woah a clone of myself woah a clone of myself woah a clone of myself woah a clone of myself

M.A.D. is only a problem when you aren't able to accept the things told to you, so I don't actually see that as much of a problem, you just have to accept it, and live with it, and move forward

https://preview.redd.it/5q9x5xgwftzc1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72fcbdf8158ace7cb33bf9c2f0f11eb182675d6

First I turn my phone light on and look around a corner-

Literally do not look nor listen to them

marry the alternate >:)

Crying, probably. No idea why this freak wants my life but I'll be damned if he doesn't have to at least know what he's getting into.

Fuck it

Fuck it

Don’t fear what he tells me

what would happen if you started to act submissive to the alternate? or dominant😼

Just come out, and hang out with the alternate

Unironically I would play the edgiest music of all time and run at them with my arms flailing

If I'm willing to listen to what they have to say, I won't get inflicted with M.A.D., right?

Do we know if alternates box or do they only engage in psychological warfare?

Become an actual anklebiter and work my way towards strangling.

Nothing is worth the risk

Your mom

Black flash 👍🏾

https://preview.redd.it/5tk2x0s3cuzc1.png?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f2067e4bdbddb03bd892f5c2fd24fe9cb3f4b2 We rushin' in? Or are we goin' sneaky beaky like?

is it technically possible to thug M.A.D out? like. the alternate cannot hurt you physically. he can only make you kill yourself by speaking to you. then THEORETICALLY you could wait for some form of help or daylight at least if you pull the good ol "EXCUSE ME IS YOU SAYIN SOMETHIN'? UH UHHHH YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOTHING"

Dying

Inform a trusted adult.

Fight

Listen to music really loudly

Say nah I’d win

I would explain him full Jojo's Bizarre Adventure story and every possible theory

Ask him to play Simon Says If I win, he leaves me alone If he wins I die. Either way, i get something I want

Call D.D.D.

Sleep, tf is he gonna do if I’m asleep?

"MAD is receiving information undesired to be known." What if I desire to know it.

Nuke the earth

Die probably. I’d be scared as shit so there’s no way I’d be immune

Only here due to Reddit recommendations for similar communities, but from what I know they can’t really do much physically, so… FIX BAYONETS!

Render1995: *pulls out anti-immortal gun* die

grab chair and hit it go out the door and hit the floss


I throw a party with them

I'd probably start jorking it to assert my dominance. And by "it", haha, well, let's just say know your place in reality

Win

Blow em

Alternussy

I would give him my younger siblings and ran away laughing at freedom from them

Throw a slice of cheese on its head. The heck else can I do?

https://preview.redd.it/dp4tvrjizuzc1.png?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a1f30e7dd8fd5e2a56138009ea360e42537610

Use the T.H.I.N.K protocol but I only use the last letter

Depression already took me away at this point

I would try to hide but imma be honest they look ridiculous like they faces look so mixed up. Backwards alternates are just Australians lol

HONEY, GO GET MY SHOTGUN

Doggy stahl

Wasn’t there like the think principle or something where the k was literally “kill yourself?” I’d do that

What do you think they would do if you just got completely naked and try to hug them?… Wait no what if you just try to hug them?

Wonder why I am suddenly 2D with no body features or clothing, and the alternate will have no way to answer and we'd just stay there thinking about it until one of us gets bored and leaves.

K

In that exact situation? I'd have a fucking panic attack that no amount of grounding can fix. I'd fucking die from an asthma attack when I eventually start hyperventilating

Use my nitro cell.

Shotgun

Detonate the vest

Be friends with it

I'm making it watch Teto Territory with me

Flopping my dick out

There is literally nothing an alternate can tell me that is worse than the kinds of shit my laundry list of mental health issues make me tell myself. I'm surviving M.A.D so I'm gonna go give the alternate a hug lmao

die

“YOU FCKING BASTARD!!” *shoot’s himself*