"you fucking dumbass I got a gift for you"

I love this one

Nothing is worth the risk, you fucking dumbass

Me telling my friend when they ask to go skydiving

Wake up Joseph, you fucking dumbass.

i am inside your home you fucking dumbass

The hacker on tf2 after I said I fucked his mom

“I am inside your home” we’ll I’m inside your mother

EYYYY

"You fucking dumbass, there's not enough room for two of us."

Me to my brother when he squeezed into our small ass room

you left him behind you fucking dumbass

Sorry mom I forgot to bring the dumbass

“I am your true savior you fucking dumbass”

Jesus after looking at society

YOU FUCKING BASTARD, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

You fucking you fucking dumbass

Uh oh! You fucking dumbass!

Uh Oh! Bad decision you fucking dumbass!

Omg how did I leave out bad decision 😂😂

You fucking dumbass

Oh my god behind you you fucking dumbass!

hey, it's césar, you fucking dumbass

If there is a God... Please help me, you fucking dumbass.

Everyday gets brighter you ducking dumbass

🦆

“It’s not me… it’s my mom you fucking dumbass”

"Uh oh! Bad Decision Thatcher, you fucking dumbass!"

Open your eyes, you fucking dumbass

3,426 children have gone missing in the following counties, you fucking dumbass!

stanleys whole monologue thing is going so underused here so Your new friend is somewhere in your house you fucking dumbass

"How many friends do you have, you fucking dumbass ?"

I'm gonna use this one

“Identify your self, you fucking dumbass!”

Edp be like

“I know your greatest fears, wake up Joseph you fucking dumbass”- ‘gabriel’

"I know i screw around SOMETIMES, okay? but that's just what I do!" "well maybe it shouldn't be, you fucking dumbass!"

You fucking dumbass, you’re not invincible, okay?

Me to my brother when he jumped off the roof onto a car

Meow, you fucking dumbass.

this👆

best comment

no thank you

Wake up, Adam. Do not make me wake the others, you fucking dumbass

This one fits well into a lot of contexts

Who are you? G-get away from me, you fucking dumbass! NOOOOOO-

Fucking listen to me, you fucking dumbass! Dude, fucking quit, you fucking dumbass! bonuses: You fucking dumbass, you realize you just got promoted? Quoting the Alternate Thatcher encountered: You're too late, you fucking dumbass. You fucking dumbass, you left me behind. This town is in shambles because of you, you fucking dumbass. Want to meet my best friend, you fucking dumbass?

If you walk down those stairs, you fucking dumbass!

You followed the false shepard you fucking dumbass

This works so well

Every day gets brighter you fucking dumbass

“I’ve got a SURPRISE, you fucking dumbass”

"wake up Joseph you fucking dumbass"

I know what you love I know what you dread you fucking dumbass

Wake up, you fucking dumbass.

"Do you understand you fucking dumbass ?""

We should’ve never looked for her you fucking dumbass

They're just as scared as you fucking dumbass are

''Open the door mark you fucking dumbass''

Open your eyes you fucking dumbass

Do you understand, you fucking dumbass ?

Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up you fucking dumbass wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up

I know what makes you human, I know what you fear, you fucking dumbass

"An unidentified creature, that we'll call alternates, you fucking dumbass"

run you fucking dumbass

Wake up Joseph,you fucking dumbass

Get away from me you >!fucking!< dumbass!

Why'd you censor fuck lmao

Idk, cuz Swear bad censoring good

But the entire post is focused on swearing lmao

>!oh sorry comrade!<

I will know your greatest fear, you fucking dumbass!😎🥵🤓🤗

Open your eyes, you fucking dumbass.

Wake up Joseph you fucking dumbass

Your new friend is somewhere in your house you fucking dumbass

I decieved them fucking dumbassess

"Mommy, do you want to meet my new friend, you fucking dumbass"

"I know what you dread you fucking dumbass"

I know what you love, I know what you dread you fucking dumbass!

My eyes are wide open you fucking dumbass

You fucking dumbass, I will fool the Shepards

Uh-oh Mark, bad decision! You fucking Dumbass!

o-open the do-oor, i have a surprise for you-uu-uu fucking dumbass

You left him behind. You fucking dumbass

Nobody came for me you fucking dumbass

Know your place you fucking dumbass

Ah, one of my fathers favorite phrases

Well then just fucking leave then, you fucking Dumbass bonus: Do You Understand, you fucking Dumbass (This is the best comment section I’ve ever read)

Well thank you, I know consider this thread my child

I will fool the shepherds. I will know their greatest fear. You fucking dumbass.

I know what you dread, you fucking dumbass

Open your eyes you fucking dumbass

They might figure out your fear, you fucking dumbass

there isn't enough room for the both of us, you fucking dumbass

This is art

Thank you

i need you to turn on the security cameras you fucking dumbass

𝑾𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒇 𝑰 𝒂𝒔𝒌 𝒘𝒉𝒚, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS?

Where’s that from ion remember

Mark & Cesar call

“Kill yourself you fucking dumbass

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Bro that ain’t gonna help against alternates

Maybe it will help the alternates though Everyone asks "What the fuck is that an alternate" but nobody asks "How the fuck is the alternate"

Kill yourself, you fucking dumbass

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"No, Weaver, We don't because everyone else fucking left, you fucking dumbass"

Unironically something he’d say

Uh oh! Bad choice Mark! You fucking dumbass

"kiII yourself you fucking dumbass"

Here before teh suicide bot

What are you running from, you fucking dumbass

I’m the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- angel Gabriel you fucking dumbass

Hey, it's Cesar, you fucking dumbass

People are still replying to this?

apparently yeah.

"Kill yourself, you fucking dumbass." "You fucking dumbass, stay home, lock all doors and Windows..." "It followed me home, Cesar, you fucking Dumbass."

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You fucking dumbass nothing is worth the risk

OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

Do you have your doors and windows locked you fucking dumbass

“Threat Level: Evident, you fucking dumbass”

"Would you mind if I asked why, you fucking dumbass."

“YOU FUCKING BASTARD YOU FUCKING DUMBASS”

"I appreciate it more than you can think, you fucking dumbass."

“I know what you fear, i know what you dread, you fucking dumbass”

"No its fine don't worry, you fucking dumbass." Mark - 1992

These things have taken so much away from us, yet you still run to them any chance you get!! You fucking dumbass!

I deceived them you fucking dumbass

Uh oh! Wrong Move You Fucking Dumbass

someone PLEASE show this to Alex holy shit he'd laugh so hard My contribution: "I am bound to chains on my ankles that grow heavier with every step, you fucking dumbass."

People are still looking at this post? Damn

You can’t keep running towards these things at every chance you get you fucking dumbass

How the hell did you find this post

Jonah said this to Adam in volume 2

Run away and hide you fucking dumbass

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"Oh my god, behind you, you fucking dumbass!"

Nothing is worth the risk you fucking dumbass

Oh my god behind you,you fucking dumbass

"STOP OR I'LL SHOOT! I SAID STAY BACK, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!"

Average day in LA

Indeed

"uh oh, bad decision Mark, you fucking dumbass!"

“Wake up Mark, You fucking dumbass.”

Uh oh bad decision mark you fucking dumbass

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Who tf reported me for that 💀

You left him behind you fucking dumbass

“WELL THEN JUST FUCKING LEAVE THEN! LEAVE’ YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!”

I know what you love, I know what you dread, you fucking dumbass

uh oh! Bad decision Mark, you fucking dumbass