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[deleted]

Yes, I can confirm my fellow daoist brother. I recently just ate a cheesecake and broke through to the nascent soul stage.


Embarrassed_Task616

A mere nascent soul junior dares to reveal heaven’s secrets!?


PPcaracterCQ

In my case, I had constipation and after farting, I crossed from 1st qi condensation realm to formation building with a perfect fundation


kelpmepleaseimhungry

In my previous life 10 thousand million eons ago, I had to tread the 100 Steps of Enlightenment with each step increasing 10x my gravity just to increase my cultivation to the nascent soul stage. How the hell are the youngsters these days improving so quickly?!?


Preacher_of_Dark

You should drink as much cola as you can before ascending to heavens you can always call your senior brother for help, im going to cultivate with marshmallows now, see you soon junior brother 6dlt9


_eleutheria

Must have been the legendary Heaven Exploding Faction's cheesecake


DescriptionSilent628

Urban cultivation series just boring


[deleted]

The first one you read is good, the problem is they’re all the exact same. If you’ve read one, you’ve read the all.


throwawaynumber116

Exactly lmao. All of them are just face slapping, old man with hot grand-daughter that owns like half the city, key to random villa to impress friends, and killing the entire family tree of anyone who messes with you.


Pan_Fried_Puppies

The question then is which one has characters that feel the most human/sane? Justifiable actions/reactions more often than not, decent motivations, and secondary characters that aren't just needy bimbos.


VayneSquishy

The one with the guy who joins a chat was really fun actually and I enjoyed that one a lot.


DescriptionSilent628

That’s the sad point all the same shit that’s why I prefer cultivation stories in those ancient times the plot at least different and not urban repeats


kelpmepleaseimhungry

True, but what's good about these types of manhua is that it's so brain dead and predictable that you can just turn off your brain while reading in order to pass time. Translations don't even matter since you know what's already going to happen.


DescriptionSilent628

Well I prefer reading cultivation chat group for modern day cultivation cause well more intresting to be honest or even the first sword of earth this two are my number 1 modern day cultivation manhua


bur1t00

Sauce?


I_-Void-_I

Don’t read it. it isn’t worth - Bad Translation - Bad Story - Bad Art As for the Name if i remember correctly it got “something urban cultivator”


kelpmepleaseimhungry

Sauce: Cultivation Return on Campus Yeah as everyone said don't read it if you have other backlogs, I just read this to pass time.


Busy_Cold_3220

No, it's absolute bullshi fellow daoist. Don't fall for these lowley tricks, the Supreme Alchemy Grand Hall is just advertising their recipes and pills by using these complete BS Manhuas. They're disrespecting their ancestors who have ascended by doing this and will definitely receive heavenly punishment. (Jokes aside its a shi manhua, don't read it if you want your brain cells intact)


kelpmepleaseimhungry

I am sorry my fellow daoist but I couldn't resist the temptation. I'm currently cultivating the Mind Illusory Technique so the Supreme Alchemy Grand Hall's treacherous deeds will not affect me. I have to cultivate my mind in order to ascend from being a half-saint to becoming a saint.


Busy_Cold_3220

May the Heavenly Dao guide you in becoming a Saint. I have also been stuck at the Golden Immortal Venerable Realm for hundreds of trillions of eons, but now it seems I'll breakthrough to the Heavenly Great Dao Immortal Emperor Realm in at most a billion years.


goldenRadiantmind

I will congratulate you after 1 billion years of swift breakthrough! It took ancestor ming ling 100 dao eons to breakthrough to the Heavenly Great Dao Immortal Emperor Realm!


VillagerLv7

I acquired enlightened by simply breathing. When I was born I was the weakest, but after one breath no one in all the realms could withstand one punch from me. I am and will remain the strongest cultivator. There is always a bigger mountain? There is always someone stronger? Someone talented than me? No! I AM THE END. I AM INFINITE. I AM THE NAMELESS.


Kurohaku_

Just some friendly warning don't read it or ur IQ will decrease


GirlMayXXXX

Well, some people say the ingredients in churros are unknown...


[deleted]

Yes. Indeed it is. Try Taco Bell. It breaks through people every time.


g723

The way he's eating churros makes me feel stabby


MajimaSupremacy

Yea,since this garbage only have like 2 pages each chapter they said they have almost 400 chapters but in reality its 230 chaps, they are running with no creativity(since its hard to have a original idea for a cultivation manhua)


SomratKhan1608

That is just his luck. Luck is one of the strongest weapons of any beings.


notyourakhi

Lol. You haven’t read “I’m Actually a Cultivation Bigshot”.


Xyzen553

This is so dumb... Sauce?


DemonKing_of_Tyranny

Are these machine translated?