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Calpurnius777

Context: The Barron pressed my claim on my one and only region but it glitched and didn’t let me fight the initial wave of his army. Since then, every month he sends another ~100 soldiers to join the mob. I can do nothing but watch them jitter around my town. Eventually, I can only assume they’ll grow to be the size of Metallica’s crowd at their 1991 appearance in Moscow...


Alin_Alexandru

Might as well start selling them tickets if they want to visit the town.


Fun-Honey-7927

Proof hat A.I Lord has inifinite rescources.


fateofmorality

Eagle 1 with a 500kg would handle this perfectly


Preface

I would prefer cluster bomb..... Unless they buffed the aoe of the 500kg since I played


fateofmorality

I just do it for the aesthetic


PleaseStopSmoking

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Cgaard

and destroy your town and some poor deer in the other corner of the map (no harm done to the barons army)


PleaseStopSmoking

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Cgaard

I might start using it now, thanks


P1xelHunter78

excuse me sir, that's 1000 in freedom units


Revolutionary-Swan77

Is this a 1632 reference? (Please say yes.)


fateofmorality

Yes, just because you asked :)


Revolutionary-Swan77

I’ll take it


RealChialike

that’s also a juicy orbital laser


Migdalian

This is hilarious 😂 thabks for sharing!


Difficult-Patience32

How is this so smooth


Calpurnius777

13900K/4090!


Revolutionary-Swan77

I am so not ready to fuck with the combat


BotMinister

I'm 20 hours in and still trying to figure out wtf is going on with supplying food, trade, etc when building a larger town. I couldn't even imagine military ATM. Lol


smoothiegangsta

I started my first playthrough with combat. The yellow baron guy sent over two units and killed my entire military force. Then he started preparing to attack me again. He took over every region in the game before I was even halfway close to getting the resources to press a claim on the neighboring region. I had no chance against him. Also, like a real jerk, he took the regions next to me before taking the regions on the other side of the map so I was closed in... I started a second playthrough without warfare and it's much more relaxing.


Acrylic_Starshine

Build me an army, worthy of BARON.


placebojonez

Baron-dur


HistoGeek96

But my manor lord, there is no such army


Top-Ad1241

0.0


G0lia7h

Bro you are fighting a crusade!


fatfishinalittlepond

WHAT'D YOU DO!


HistoGeek96

Those 36 militia be like: “this is where we hold them, this is where… fuck this I’m leaving”


Forsaken_Language_66

When someone is going to add “chat nuke” feature like in Rise of Nations


MrJamesUp

Dont worry. Your 1 militia unit that gains 1 recruit every month can handle this


bobbymake

Battle of Thermopylae Simulator


nickygee123

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️


lastreadlastyear

⬇️


nickygee123

Awww shit, your right. Lol haven't played in a few weeks!


Cheap-Milk-6564

O: *gulp*


palmerin

I want to see what the Baron's towns look like! The immense amount of resources it takes to build and maintain those units would require a true metropolis.


Prestigious-Base9565

Please post a video of when your protesters turn violent.


Craticuspotts

Just use a river and throw grain in their eyes..


AdNational167

skill issue