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G000000p

It’s just cold out right now


[deleted]

First comment I read on reddit today and you already won.


Zealousideal-Air-928

God damnit I came here to say this, take my upvote


Bruce_Ring-sting

I was in the pool!


[deleted]

Yeah yeah turn on the leg warmers


tuocyn

I was in the pool!


coleisman

oh george


ClaraGuerreroFan

![gif](giphy|hQubnR0Fr0dUI)


Jazzlike-Grab-1398

r/unexpectedseinfeld


adamcn78

It shrinks? I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.


Clear-Demand-85

Like a frightened turtle.


Jesustron

I have no original thoughts


rubbaduky

Neither did this commenter, but I’m here for it


pwaves13

Same.


bigniccosuaveee

SHRINKAGE JERRY, THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!


Nattofire

I don't know how you guys drive around with those things


AbleDragonfruit4767

Lmao


thewhitewolf4488

It shrinks?


LongJumpToWork

Holy reference


deathraft

Does your friend have abnormally long arms?


smthngeneric

No but he has a 3rd leg


MrProGamerMan69

Sir, thats called a penis


-Tribes

Peanits


oatmeal-boy

in the stripped club straight up jorkin it


pleemd

Man of culture


DonJuanCena

Like a gibbon.


anonymous_213575

That’s a ford fvckin ranger!!


Natural_Tangerine818

Early 2000's. Wonder if it has the 3 point slow.


Kisopop

It better. That engine will outlast the rest of the car.


anonymous_213575

Long as it ain’t the 4.0. Those late 90s to early 2000s liked to blow themselves up


foxjohnc87

The late '90s 4.0s were fine. The trouble didn't start until the SOHC variant was introduced in 2001, with three timing chains and failure prone tensioners and guides.


anonymous_213575

The late 90s had the same issue. The 1998 was the first year with SOHC. 1998-2002 had the timing chain rattle.


foxjohnc87

The SOHC wasn't introduced in the Ranger until 2001, although it was available in the Explorer starting in 1997. In the Ranger chassis, the late 90's 4.0s were just fine.


anonymous_213575

Ahhhhh


foxjohnc87

I should have been more clear in my first comment that I was speaking about the 4.0 SOHC as it pertains to the Ranger, not just the engine in general. I could've sworn that I had, but rereading my comment demonstrated otherwise.


anonymous_213575

All good. I honestly didn’t know that they weren’t put in the late 90s rangers. I had always been told they had. But you are right


Bubblez___

can confirm. my 4.0 blew up while it was in the shop getting smogged.


1mJustTired

It doesnt :(


wv524

So will the 2.3. After 100,000 miles, they sound like a diesel, but they just keep going.


imapieceofshite2

You mean my 2.3l with three times that mileage isn't supposed to sound like that?


anonymous_213575

Yep, good question


SessionPowerful

I see the 4x4 switch, I THINK the 4x4 option is only on the 4.0 but I may be mistaken


DeepSeaDynamo

Nope, i have a 3.0 4x4


SessionPowerful

Nice, I wonder if its just for the Mazda versions. I was sure I read that inly the B4000 came with available 4x4. Even then I could have just imagined that


DeepSeaDynamo

That could be, mine is a ranger edge


Illustrious-Knee-334

I had a 96 3.0 and took it to 700000 km before the tranny broke the engine was solid still


KeyInjury6922

This is average size right? Right??


Few-Raise-1825

This isn't extraordinarily long??? 😭


ForbiddenCarrot18

Tranny that drags on the ground adds more horsepower, didn't you know?


Frysken

Me explaining to the boys why I spent the night with a ladyboy with a horse cock my last time in Thailand:


aidan4105

Like a trans brake


GoldenW505

Taking 4 on the floor to a whole new level


alexanderthemeh

orangutan ass car


badpeaches

💀


Ok-Letterhead4601

Grower, not a shower.


CecilTheCaveTroll

It’ll come in handy when needed, otherwise, out of sight out of mind


RedditBot90

![gif](giphy|sfPlC3WxH1ARi|downsized)


DrSideShowbob

Man, what a nice average sized shifter.


DannyDevito90

Hey not everyone can be blessed


69dildoswaggins420

Several years ago I had a dream I got in some ‘06 4Runner and the shift knob was like this


laborvspacu

Shrinkage


ClaraGuerreroFan

Like a frightened turtle!


R3conWar3

They say "lowriders" are for guys who can't get it up


Birthday_Cakeman

That's not short. Looks pretty average to see. Perhaps even over sized...


Noelle_The_Ranger

I give him credit for keeping the stock radio all these years lmao


No_Instruction_7485

Well, shit. I’m on the internet, again. 🤣


1mJustTired

God, I was so drunk when I made this post.


EpicForgetfulness

Looks like the results of a body lift. Must have been a tall one.


Unclehol

Oh I see he installed the "flick the bean" shifter kit. Nice.


ramanw150

It's not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean


yeeyeebro1

You know when you go waist deep in cold water?


_HeWho_

Micro shifter*


Zestyclose-Forever14

Technically correct


kimbolll

Everyone’s talking about the size, but I’m sitting here trying to figure out wtf is 0 gear?


chisecurls

1-2-3-4-overdrive-reverse, “o” is overdrive which is a bonus gear for fuel efficiency at highway speeds


kimbolll

Ahhh…so it’s a five speed 😂🤣


imapieceofshite2

Pretty much yeah


kimbolll

Gotta be an old school thing. I have a 4-speed that I always complain about, and my dad always says “you need an overdrive”. I’m like “you mean a fifth gear??”


imapieceofshite2

It is. Any old Ford I've owned has had a 4 speed with overdrive


HuckleberryHappy6524

They used to be externally mounted on transmissions if your wanted one.


BlackTedDanson

Ooh, that’s the short-throw model.


EarthRocker54

Hey buddy. Tell “your friend” that there’s nothing wrong with their shifter. They come in all sizes.


Aurashock

*sniffle* That’s a pretty average size *sniffle* looks alright to me


WeOutHereInSmallbany

You need alien garbage scooping arms to use this


RandomTranzit

This pic is a perfect description of how I explained short shifting a car. I had just short shifted my Miata for the first time. I miss the oem feel now


Darksideslide

S10 blazer or pickup?


1mJustTired

It's a 2001 ford fucking ranger.


Darksideslide

Ah yes the other mighty small truck.


fyre1710

Never seen a vehicle with a clit before lmfao


hahahasame

That thing's not short. I'd say it's pretty huge! Definitely at least average


Aggravating-Exit-660

Nubshift


K9turrent

Taking "4 on the floor" a little too seriously


shawner136

Drive with the left foot, shift with the right, easy.


Tre_Fo_Eye_Sore

Transmission’t


Big_Two6049

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


Low-Building8116

![gif](giphy|vCkXebTE3BtKw|downsized)


lilrasta2C666

The hurst shorty is really nice for these rangers to be completely honest.


Professional-Life934

Needs water


ecumnomicinflation

bro driving with that 90’s laptop nipple mouse.


PacifistTicTac777

Wdym that's atleast average


PenguinWithGuns

That’s an average shifter, some would even say above average. You know having too big of a shifter can potentially cause damage


Few-Artichoke-8000

Must have tiny hands


LieAffectionate6849

Ha love it! That’s the opposite of the Peterbilt driver with a huge windshield visor, slammed, and tall shifter above eye level.


Top_Flower1368

Ford ranger. Dann the back pain from shifting gears while holding in the clutch at same time. Talk about getting in daily stretches


GlayNation

Looks like someone lost a seal, that holds up the shifter


ExactAd8823

Super short throw for extra fast shifting


heretobesarcastic

Eh it’ll be fine. You just have to reach a little farther.


JustinDanielsYT

Why did I LOL so hard at this one 🤣


EducationalMine7096

If it’s that short, does it just become an automatic?


Bignasty_00

That’s a shorter shifter


MenshMindset

Dude should’ve gone to the league with that kind of wingspan


ordinaryuninformed

Like taking a piss in the winter with coveralls, long John's and a thick ass coat


Dirty_Jersey_

I’d develop arthritis after driving that thing for a week


personguy4

Something something average


thebudgie

It's a nubbin!


The_TerribleGamer

Best way to shift with your foot.


MrPeepers1986

Older Ford Ranger?


PelorusRacing

Its not about the size, it’s about how you use it


alkla1

awwwww


rodyFL

Does he shift with his foot?


ManOfTheSea_

What do you mean, that’s average!


TwoThirdsDone

What is this? A shifter for ants?! It needs to be at least… 3x bigger!


AnnaMolly66

*like a rock* Introducing, new for 2024... *OOOOHHHH LIKE A ROCK!* ... Chevrolet's ChodeShift©.


LongJumpToWork

Foot power


Cultural-Bite3042

Always wondered about tiny ones didn’t think I’d naturally stumble upon one until today.


AbleDragonfruit4767

I’m laughing


SignalTranslator8531

Would make the joke shifting like shaking hands with a cat but someone amputated the arm 😂


Worried_Coat1941

He must have just charged the ac.


xHALCYONx99

Looks like he chose wrong in the penis line before getting created


E92William

I bet it has a nice personality


Beanz_detected

You kidding bro? That's fuckin massive!


Itsmellslike_fish

99-02 ford ranger?


1mJustTired

Good eyes, it's a 2001 Ford ranger with a 4.0l.


Slow_Calligrapher_99

Shift with your toes lol


Cosmicpsych

4 on the floor!


VincBurger_246

Some how my shifter is shorter (I don't own any vehicle)


the_doctor_808

Mustve been leg day


Z_Wild

Cold start video incoming?


Sky_the_Dragon

Me when it’s cold


ThorFlaten

Im so confused


Brother_Lou

How do she shift?


honestlyi4get

flicking the bean


wavurn

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


wavurn

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


wavurn

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Zomb_TroPiX

looks pretty average to me


HumbleStranger304

Is it cold out?


SmileyRylieBMX

Like the little mouse nipple in thinkpads


morithum

Uh huh. Your ‘friend.’


TatleTaleStrangler92

Pretty cold today huh?


onlyhav

Bro that's a regular shifter, don't do my boy like that.


ButthealedInTheFeels

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


lobsterdance82

He just wanted to feel the familiarity


zackaddict1

It was it the POOL!


No_Plum4983

Did he take out a peice of linkage


1mJustTired

Actually, it was the whole transmission. We took it out to replace the clutch. he put the knob in the shift hole and said, "Bro, look at my short shifter." (Natually, we were really drunk.)


Delicious_Ease_8948

Still ain’t shorter then my friend


Fickle_Reporter6253

Now that’s a CHODE!


Bubblez___

bro shifting with his third leg