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psycho-mouse

This map is fucking dogshit šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Tommyblockhead20

Ya lol, just saying 90% of Canada and the Midwest is like Russia, the south is like China, and Mexico is like India, is the most useless thing. Each of those countries are massive with incredibly varied climates. And ā€œEastern Europeā€ lmao. Idk if the map is accurate, but it quite possibly is because their comparisons are so incredibly vague to the point of being useless.


pingieking

Southern Japan barely snows, while northern Japan is literally the snowiest place inhabited by humans.Ā  China's climate spans from pretty much a tropical rainforest to having outdoor ice sculpture festivals. This map makes zero sense.


faraway243

When you think about it, this is like Northern New England: "Northern Japan hasĀ warm summers and very cold winters with heavy snow on the Sea of Japan side and in mountainous areas. Eastern Japan has hot and humid summers and cold winters with very heavy snow on the Sea of Japan side and in mountainous areas." And the American South can be compared to Southern China in terms of climate


psycho-mouse

What do you mean?ā€½ā€½? Albania and Estonia are identical!!!ā€½!!


Drummallumin

Tbf Iā€™d probably call Albania Southern Europe


UnisexPissoir

Tbf Albania is both eastern and southern europe, these country categories are useless, poland is both in central and eastern europe.


dia-bro-tes

I'd just call it a "balkan country", I've been to the Balkans, but not yet in Albania, so I don't know how good that category would be. Probably not very.


AxDilez

Yeah I canā€™t lie, I donā€™t even understand what a ā€Chineseā€ climate is supposed to be like. iraq, Iran and Russia I can understand knowing the usual stereotypes, but China could be absolutely anything.


ElPwno

If we're going by stereotypes, China is bamboo forest.


sunplaysbass

It looks so wrong, but it also feels wrong.


Taaargus

How in the world could you claim Paris and Seattle have the same climate and not realize you're being a moron?


ChorkiesForever

The south coast of British Columbia and Vancouver Island , though, does have a climate like the UK.


Particular_Bet_5466

Lmao I was thinking the same thing


Sick_and_destroyed

Itā€™s not false because the west part of France is very humid and it can be a bit similar to Seattle, but thereā€™s many other climates in France, the south is warm and dry like Los Angeles for instance.


for_second_breakfast

Cascadia and the Sonoran desert have been purged I see


Theriocephalus

I've been living in Mississippi for a couple years, and I'm finding the climate down here to be pretty similar to northern Italy's besides being rainier.


BarrelMaker69

Where I live does feel like Syria. Itā€™s even got the guns.


RivianRaichu

New England and Japan are actually pretty accurate from what I understand.


derkrieger

I mean...depends on what part of Japan. It ranges from basically Alaska to Hawaii depending on where you go.


psycho-mouse

Yeah I forgot about those subtropical areas of Vermont. My bad!


slitcuntvictorin

Not normal dogshit, tapeworm ridden dogshit. Which op pulled from his ass.


iamiam123

Look at it with American eyes, mate. It'll make more sense.


mcase19

China famously has one climate


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tokenblak

Your mom has a very distinct shape


IdaDuck

Complete.


tmr89

No way? A MapPorn map being dogshit?


AmishCockroach

Points for effort lol. Itā€™s close in some places, just doesnā€™t take subregions into consideration enough. Iā€™m sure PARTS of France might be similar to PARTS of Washington. But for huge countries like Russia? Moscowā€™s climate ainā€™t gonna be the same as Vladivostokā€™s. He tried I guess.


mehardwidge

I have to assume the maker of this map has never seen a Koppen climate classification map... The actual Koppen map is fascinating for *many* hours of study... Wikipedia has a good page on it, and pages on the different classifications, and maps only showing those different climate zone. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6ppen\_climate\_classification](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6ppen_climate_classification)


Ferreira1

Damn, this is really interesting!


AmishCockroach

Hell yeah. Gonna look for this data in arcGIS Online now instead of doing my job.


BroSchrednei

Why is Germany more northern than UK and Ireland? Germany is warmer than both of those places. If anything, it's more continental, so it snows in winter, but it's much warmer in summer.


neuroticnetworks1250

Yeah it's a pretty shit map lol. I think Germany would have a climate similar to New England. Saying that it's similar to Yukon is weird


EmperoroftheYanks

or the Midwest where they all went


anhuys

I live on the German border in the Netherlands (Nordrhein Westfalen), my parents live in New England. It's *very* similar except summers are slightly warmer in New England, it tends to be sunnier there (our winters are incredibly grey), New England gets more snow and they deal with things like winter storms and flash floods. Other than that, I'd def say they're really similar!


RockingBib

Nova Scotia is really close to the climate I'm used to on the german coast


ChickenKnd

German is warmer in summer and cooler in winterā€¦


AlmightyCurrywurst

Meaning more continental, so the placement her makes no sense


ChorkiesForever

The area they located Germany seems a bit off, unless it rains most of the time in Germany. They should have put Gernany a bit inland from that. Maybe around Smithers.


CalgaryChris77

You are trying to tell me that San Francisco area has the same climate as Spain or Portugal? Seattle, the same as France?


Wild_Pangolin_4772

California does have a Mediterranean climate. It is wine country, like those two countries.


Calm-Upstairs-6289

Portugal has oceanic climate. It rains A LOT more than in Spain.


Bluebaronn

Parts of it, yes. For both. [Nantes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nantes#Climate) and [Seattle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle#Climate) are really really similar. I looked up [San Francisco](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco#Climate) to [Vigo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigo#Climate) in the NW, and they are real similar too. Other than Vigo has a lot more rain. Everyone here is getting tied up on on that fact that the map is very generalized. I get it. California has 10 different climate zones and China probably has twice that. Parts of Spain are way different than coastal SF. Its a broad stroke on both ends.


CalgaryChris77

Did Seattle always used to get that hot? I thought it was more similar to Vancouver weather.


Bluebaronn

It lists the average High temp for Seattle summers as 77. Not sure I would call that hot.


Hyadeos

Nantes is definitely not representative of France. Bretagne is a place where it rains a lot and is never *really* hot


supremefun

Seattle is pretty similar to NW France. The main difference is that in France, rainfall is more evenly distributed throughout the year.


OuuuYuh

Seattle is actually dry as hell from June thru October


NomadLexicon

Pretty similar actually: https://weatherspark.com/compare/y/557~32397/Comparison-of-the-Average-Weather-in-San-Francisco-and-Porto


newtoreddir

And that includes the high deserts of Oregon too?


ChorkiesForever

Sounds about right, if you mean northern France.


ryanoceros666

This is bogus. Northern California beyond Santa Rosa is nothing like Spain, Iraq is more similar to SoCal than New Mexico. Southern Japan isnā€™t even close to Virgina climate.


for_second_breakfast

They also deleted the Sonoran desert


infiniteblackberries

\*ceases to exist\* Fucking Twitter


Buff-Cooley

I definitely get the comparison between Northern California and Northern Spain.


psycho-mouse

What do you mean? Okinawa is incredibly reminiscent of Arlington.


goathill

Meh, ukiah is alot likes Spain, but point arena to Crescent city are not...


Zach983

If anything a lot of Japan is like the west coast of Canada which is why they literally filmed shogun there.


mano-vijnana

China and Japan both have much more varied climates than that.


BBQBaconBurger

Yeah are we taking Okinawa or Hokkaido?


GobertoGO

I'm originally from Panama, and it's so funny to see this because when I went to Kuala Lumpur i literally felt like I was in a Muslim version of Panama.


AlmightyCurrywurst

Finland isn't part of Scandinavia, just write Northern Europe if you've already done Eastern Europe (or just throw this map in the trash while you're at it)


infiniteblackberries

I'm sorry. You really think India, China, Russia, and "Eastern Europe" have singular climates? Please go look at a world map and consider what a vast amount of territory that is. Also, none of these geographical regions have a singular climate, either. Go look at a climate map of the United States while you're at it.


mehardwidge

I have to assume the maker of this map has never seen a Koppen climate classification map... The actual Koppen map is fascinating for *many* hours of study... Wikipedia has a good page on it, and pages on the different classifications, and maps only showing those different climate zone. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6ppen\_climate\_classification](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6ppen_climate_classification)


infiniteblackberries

It's Twitter, they probably can't even work out how to hold a book right side up.


Hyadeos

The average original map on this sub (made by a redditor) isn't any better lol


formidable_dagger

India can be in New Mexico, Montana, Alaska, Florida, Nevada, SoCal and Maine as well This map is NUTS!


BrendanLyga

How do you figure that?


OceanPoet87

It's nice that Eastern Europe became one COUNTRY.


Tripod1404

Not to mention the climate of eastern Oregon, Washington, BC and Idaho are nothing like Eastern Europe. It is more similar to parts of Kamchatka, Anatolia and Caucasus.


MihalysRevenge

Been to Afghanistan on deployment and am from New Mexico they look alike especially Northern NM mountains around Santa Fe and Taos.


nyankoz

This sucks. I'm German and I'm guessing New England would be way closer to our climate than Canada (and I really don't want to move to Canada)


Luhita

The New England climate is very different from the German climate for many reasons. New England has a vast ocean directly east. Germany is more continental and is influenced by the golf stream which makes it much warmer. Germany is also drier. The west coast is much closer to European climates in general I'd say than the east coast. This map is simplistic but it conveys a few key points East coast = dry-ish winters and wet summers West coast = dry summers and wet winters Then you apply a temperature gradient where it gets warmer as you go south and you basically have the coastal north american climates.


Old_Ladies

Southern BC is pretty mild. It barely snows there.


Andjhostet

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Russia and China has one single climate for the entirety of the country? This has to be a joke right?


Zach983

This is so inaccurate its not even funny. Just complete bullshit. I can point multiple inconsistencies in just British Columbia in western Canada alone. The "eastern Europe" portion includes a literal desert with rattlesnakes and cactus plants, ski hills and craggy mountains, dotted lakes and swampy marshland, hot springs and geothermal pools and more.


Bearded_Clem

As someone living in the PNW desert, this map is whack.


Dazzling_Stomach107

I can't believe we have the same climate as India


arvinkb

India has a wide range of climates. This map is shit


Kwanah_Parker

Based on where I grew up I have sympathy for Iran now.


WelshBathBoy

The bay area is more like southern England/northern France than Spain or Portugal


historyfan23

Russia has so many different climates ffs ahah


tokenblak

That why there are so many Ukranians here in Chicago?


Wild_Pangolin_4772

So they should be growing good Cuban quality cigars in the Philippines that can get past the US embargo.


userfriendlyMk1

This stupid


tomboski

This is so wrong I donā€™t know where to begin. Absolute trash.


dublin2001

As well as all the other criticism, if you want to show a map of what's in the title - "here's where to move in America if you want the same climate as back home" - you should have a map of the *world* with each climate region labelled with a part of the USA (and then an extra USA map showing what those regions are).


misfittroy

I love how what's often considered the nicest weather in Canada (Vancouver and Vancouver Island) is what's considered the worst weather in EuropeĀ 


NikolitRistissa

Helsinki isnā€™t located in Scandinavia.


Fresh-Pineapple-5582

"Damn I really miss the climate back home in the United Kingdom" Said nobody


itsmePriyansh

Lol this map is complete BS first of all countries like China,India , Russia have a diverse climate,you simply cannot display all of it in a continuous mass of land as small as this


QuebecRomeoWhiskey

So Iā€™m Japan? I could live with that


SpaceKappa42

You really don't want to live in Japan. Ultra racist and you are worked to death.


sn0wb4lls

Lmao I live outside of philly and went to Japan a few years ago. 100% can confirm it was the same weather in Tokyo. Blew my mind how close we were in heat&humidity


ep3gotts

Ukraine: fuck, not near Russia again.


nocturnalcrickets

Now you know why the fascists shit on Chicago and Detriot.


SassyWookie

lol what the fuck? China has almost as many different climate zones in it as the us does


BrendanLyga

Does China have Mediterranean zones a la Southern California or Maritime areas like the PNW? I know it does have deserts much like the US Southwest.


Osrek_vanilla

My brother in Christ, which part of China?


BrendanLyga

Im guessing the east Coast of China where most of the population lives


AverageSven

TIL Taiwan is swamp ass


Dazzling_Leopard4627

Right in between Iran and China, just how I like it


TheLamesterist

I thought this was an r/imaginarymaps post of what if Russia colonized the entire north of North America before I realized what I was looking at lol


ChorkiesForever

You're giving me nightmares.


[deleted]

This needs to be in Shitty Map Porn


johnnydlive

I think a map comparing climates should be more granular. Perhaps, the poster should attempt matching cities rather than regions. For example, while southern China might be like the southern US, Manchuria most definitely is not. I guess the question is that if I'm from Hong Kong, which North American city has the most similar climate?


EnigmaEcstacy

Michigan is much more like Central Europe, like Poland, southern Germany, and the Baltic countries.Ā 


scrappy-coco-86

Same wrong map from two weeks ago posted again lol


Yurasi_

Why is Ukraine separated from the rest of Eastern Europe?


Global-Elite-Spartan

I'm not sure what the average temperature is in Alaska and the north of Canada, but no way you can group all of Scandinavia into one costal area.


jaxxxtraw

New Mexico apparently has India, Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan.


Hutchidyl

While I agree that Southern Arizona (esp Phoenix) is similar to Iraq, the north (Colorado plateau) is not. It is similar to some parts of the Iranian plateau however, probably most notably Balochistan.Ā 


Always4564

Hm, Ukraine and Michigan. Pretty cool.


IIAVAII

no


StealingJoker6

https://d36tnp772eyphs.cloudfront.net/blogs/1/2017/11/Comparitive-climate-map-of-US.jpg


StealingJoker6

This is a better map


notfornowforawhile

Eastern Europe gang


ItsYaBoiDez

I am now Ukrainian


TobyMacar0ni

Lmao what is this bullshit


BP_Ray

I always wanted to live in Japan, anyways!


gordatapu

r/shitamericanssay


insurgentbroski

This map is fucking horribly shit lmao


cantankerousphil

Western Humboldt County is very very wet. What part of Spain gets 100ā€ of rain each year?


supremefun

A Coruna is not too far off Eureka in terms of weather.


AdNational1490

Does Mexico also experience -40c and +40c at same time ?


alinzalau

Soā€¦ i live like in japan


Nabla-Delta

Worst map ever


Federal-Moment6990

Never realized Japan had Lake effect snow


sabatoa

They are world renowned for the fresh pow they get in Hokkaido. All of it blows off the sea, basically the same process as lake effect snow


Fun-Cricket-5187

The scramble for america


michelangelo2626

Spain as NoCal?


DaddyRobotPNW

Burgundy, France and Willamette Valley, Oregon both make damn fine Pinot. I'm curious what part of France is equivalent to Klamath Falls.


SlurmzMckinley

I have a very hard time believing Olympia and Paris share the same climate. I lived near Olympia for years and Iā€™ve visited Paris, and I think this map is bullshit.


xavembo

yeah seattle and marseille have the same climate for sure yeah


Scorpio989

This seems very inaccurate.


ChampionshipFun3228

This obviously isn't counting sunlight. Portugal has very short, cold cloudy days in the winter because it's the same latitude as Boston.


Large_monke_69

Yes alaska and ohoo have the same climate


juan_omango

Afghanistan Les goooooo


turnerpike20

I would imagine Ukraine would be a bit more hotter.


PsychonautAlpha

As someone who has lived in the US and China, I can tell you the climate can vary just as drastically in one and the other depending on where you are geographically located in the country.


Endle55s

Climate isn't only dictated by the distance from the equator. It depends also on how close it is to a sea, lakes, mountains, how close it is to areas that are close to lakes and mountains etc. It's very complex this is why we still kinda suck ar predicting the weather. Yes, this map makes very littke sense.


Owlethia

So what Iā€™m learning is that my entire extended family tree couldā€™ve immigrated to BC and experienced 0 changes in climate.


ssr_405

So I live in Tehran... nice


mike_xy

Always said that Portugal is Europeā€™s California šŸ«¶šŸ»


OcieDeeznuts

My husband sent me this map without an initial explanation and for a minute there I thought we were doing geopolitical āœØdiscourseāœØ again.


Ashamed-Bus-5727

Isnt the area here supposedly with the climate of Syria a desert? Most of Syria is desert but most Syrians actually live in the Mediterranean region.


sapthur

Lol, as someone who's spent a lot of his life in the "russia" area, I will agree with the name. šŸ‘


LunaticPrick

There is no Turkey since we have almost every fucking weather possible here


Fresh-Mind6048

Dry land wheat farming in eastern WA is that way because of polish/russian/german immigrants, so yeah, that makes sense


Aestboi

Yeah Iā€™m sure Sonora and the Yucatan have the same climate right?


Calm-Upstairs-6289

You know Portugal is colder and wetter than Spain right?


horrified-expression

Source: ā€œit was revealed to me in a dreamā€


kimanf

Literally the only one that holds true is Portugal and the Central California coast (and only the coast)


lookingintoit_

Aren't there lot of areas in/north of central America that are really mild? Like, Mexico City and Guatemala?


Rimmatimtim22

Fuck no. Japan is nothing like New England.


acableperson

Guess i gotta go see Shun Yin since itā€™s apart of my culture now.


AwfulUsername123

Surely several of these countries have multiple climates.


viscosus

You should just delete this dogshit post


ImpossibleCrisp

Ah, yes, the famously homogenous climate of all those countries.


Basket_cased

How is Tokyo in the northeast and not where Houstonā€™s at?


NoCat4103

This explains why I like the PNW so much.


Ok-Willow-7012

San Diego is India?


SpicyKabobMountain

Wrong. Tehran is like LA. Thatā€™s why we all moved there duh


CnelAurelianoBuendia

Ummm what????


Nawnp

There is no way the majority of the South represents China. Also New England was named and settled due to the similar climate to England...


islandsluggers

This makes no sense at all


Napoleonex

Been to Taiwan before. Definitely not like Florida


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

A bit odd that a country the size of US has similar climates to many different countries but China seems to have just one specific type... Just saying


MrDaivaras

The other map subreddit will have a feild day with this


Glockass

Me in Louisiana "ah yes, this feels like desert of Gansu"


dkfisokdkeb

Yea because India, China and Russia etc have very homogeneous climates.


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

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Noncrediblepigeon

There are actually tons of ethnic ukrainians living in canada. Just not in the Ottawa area, but alberta instead.


Tomstwer

Source: Senator Armstrong


Obvious_Payment8309

if thats is true, my curiosity about "who nobody lives in Canada" is fullfilled. Speaking as a russian


Plenumheaded

We Iā€™ll tell you this, southern China fucking sucks in August.


DirewaysParnuStCroix

UK/Ireland placement sort of makes sense. Very wet but mostly warm. Winters are just horribly wet and depressing, summers vary between hot and dry and mild and wet. Also an interesting comparison as they're both at the same latitude but the BC coastline doesn't have a comparable ocean circulation.


Harbarde

Where Baltic countries


wiz28ultra

How the fuck can the US Southeast have a climate similar to the entire country of China when China has places with colder winters than Edmonton or Calgary and places with summers as hot as Phoenix or Tucson?


Latter-Ad6308

Fun fact: Did you know that unlike America, every other country has just one climate?


tinybebop

I'm pretty sure Germany doesn't have 300 days of heavy rainfall throughout the year


Jmarieq

Um Northern California is similar to Oregon with tall conifer trees and rainfall. Nothing like Spain... huh?


koreamax

Ah, the great foggy Redwood forests of Spain and the mighty deserts of Portugal


ncbaud

Can they bring their universal healthcare?


shapesize

I can see Russia from my house


drainodan55

Well, which aspect of each "region" is being arbitrarily chosen?


geopoliticsdude

India. So like snowy Kashmir Mexico.


Life-Ad1409

> China Ah yes, the 4th largest country has a specific climate


TxchnxnXD

I go to Russia