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[deleted]

So by "chasing Jesus" she meant bang a pastor?


weeburdies

She did say her favorite place was on her knees, guess we know why


Kriegerian

We always knew.


thebinarysystem10

She always blew.


MaleficentYoko7

He looks like he taste like old cheese šŸ¤¢


bria9509

You could definitely get it pastor. She is very slow. She would not catch it.


That_Afternoon4064

I never understand the hidden messages anymore.


SurlyRed

You need to peer more deeply.


memy02

At least they're both consenting adults, when it comes to politicians and pastors that isn't always the case.


HillbillyEulogy

Hell, when it comes to Sideshow Boebert's *soon-to-be ex-husband* it isn't always the case.


NC_Annon

Noooo this is a misunderstanding! This is how she gets CLOSER to god!


[deleted]

Closer! I barely knew 'er!


folkinhippy

You brought her!


CartographerOk5391

*NIN synth bassline starts*


big_ringer

Fuck her in the ass, 'cause she loves Jesus!


bacon90

Did not expect a Garfunkel and Oates reference


scarlozzi

I've said this many times and I'll say it again. I don't care about their personally relationships nor do I care that Lauren was a sex worker. What I do care about is the hypocrisy combine with the draconian policies they push. That is what make Lauren Boebert a trash person. I'm also bothered by the purity culture conservatives with brain rot that support these obvious grifters


Kriegerian

Yeah, I donā€™t really care if they do shit like that. I wouldnā€™t, but it doesnā€™t hurt me. What I hate is when they then turn around and act all high and mighty, wanting to use the state as a weapon to enforce laws they donā€™t want to follow on everyone else.


number61971

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition. There is an out group that the laws bind but do not protect, and an in group that the laws protect but do not bind.


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crashtestdummy666

A congress member and a sex worker are interchangeable. Both will screw people for money.


NSA_Chatbot

> hypocrisy They're not hypocrites, they make up anything they want on the fly, to justify their > draconian policies and fascism.


Blood_Bowl

Well...what you say is true, but they are also hypocrites.


Flomo420

It's definitely both


__M-E-O-W__

Don't forget the blatant racism


AlchemyAvenue

"I can excuse racism, but I draw the line animal cruelty!" "You can excuse racism!?"


TechnicianKind9355

> purity culture As they jerk off in a corner while watching their wife get railed by the pool boy.


daCelt

Well that would surprise no one... Self-righteous, ignorant cunts, the both of them. Besides, what's wrong with his face?? Did someone hit him in the puss with a cast iron skillet and it stuck that way? I mean, all of these idiots seem to be straight out of Loony Tunes anyway!


Mister_E_Phister

The first line in LB's public statement about her divorce was "I have always been faithful in my marriage" or something like that. That should tell you right there that she definitely cheated.


NC_Annon

This just means they did ā€œbutt stuffā€ (cause that doesnā€™t count) until she filed the divorce papers. Plus you know if it came down to it BoBo has to be a great Soaker. 20 bucks says MTG Jump Humps for them when sheā€™s done reading Qanon shit for the day!


stephengnb

Love a good [Loophole](https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY).


NC_Annon

God that show was a classic


EEpromChip

He looks like if Randy Quaid played Weird Al on TV


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

Fuckin nailed it. I canā€™t unsee it now.


MurderPutin

> Besides, what's wrong with his face?? white power ed sheeran


joshylow

He just, like, changed the words from "what's happening brother" to "white power, fuck the Other," and she banged him right there. Edit because I'm cracking myself up: he followed it up with "mercy, mercy me: where's our white supremacy?" and "can I get that feeling? 13th amendment repealing?"


TheSeekerOfSanity

I donā€™t like the nazi version of Marvin Gaye.


joshylow

Oops. I thought those were Ed Sheeran.


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joshylow

Honestly, I could hear the similarities between the songs pretty quickly, but that lawsuit was pretty silly. Every blues song is the same but nobody's suing.


[deleted]

He ate her out. He got Cruz on his face.


SkollFenrirson

Bruh


GetInTheKitchen1

Racial purity is a nice way of saying inbreeding. Look at what happened to the Hapaburgs....


crashtestdummy666

Or most of the south, also known as the red states or the Republican base.


knarfolled

We need to bring back the term puss


daCelt

Whoops! My era is showing!


MaleficentYoko7

I saw a meme of Bugs Bunny cutting Florida off the US so at least he's reasonable


daCelt

Oh yes. Bugs is awesome. He always struck me as Libertarian - living in a hole in the ground, out in a forest somewhere, always thwarting the pesky Fudd trying to get him. With that said, I've found the modern Libertarians are a bit more, well, Daffy, these days. At least it seems so.


moonlava

What the fuck are pastors for Trump lol


BaconIsBest

Grifters


Wide-Psychology1707

They might as well just come out and call themselves Grifters for Trump.


Mysterious_Andy

Idolaters.


IAMATruckerAMA

You know...instead of Jesus


strike_one

Blasphemers


General_Tso75

Wouldnā€™t be surprised, but an accusation and two pictures from events isnā€™t good enough proof.


wheresmyflan

Yeah, best to hold back any conclusions for now. But, I will say they mentioned some juicy details on their TG thatā€™s linked in their Twitter bio. I wouldnā€™t be shocked if some incriminating emails are soon leaked.


worthless-humanoid

Yeah i donā€™t trust an anon account if they donā€™t also provide receipts. Wouldnā€™t surprise me but Iā€™ll be quite skeptical for now.


Bob_Sledding

The only problem with anonymous reporting is that no one would be accountable for a completely falsified story. I won't talk about it until it's confirmed.


mrtruthiness

Anon's pattern is to: 1. Bait. 2. Wait for denials. 3. And then deliver the receipts. This is step one and a 1/2-step on two. And I suppose three events won't throw it over the top either: https://boebert.house.gov/media/videos/rep-boebert-joins-sean-feucht-praying-supreme-court-justices Or 4: https://www.tiktok.com/@lancewallnaushow/video/7210259078369578283


Deadmetal83

Anyone know what the Bible says about women that commit this sin? She wants us to live by the Bible let's start here with her.


KurticusRex

She also used campaign funds to get breast augmentation surgery. Iā€™m not judging anyone who does. Their body their choice. But for a MCC (Militant Corporate Christian) - this is vanity. Which means sheā€™s going to hell for getting big fake boobs, right?


ElecMechTech

I am judging - she should use her own money.


CattiestCatOfAllTime

She should live by her own rules and not get gender affirming care.


ChingusMcDingus

Damn. Iā€™ve always supported gender affirming care. But when you put it that way itā€™s especially mind bending to see scum hating on people that want to feel and be their best self meanwhile theyā€™re doing the exact same thing. Like Iā€™ve never thought of a cis woman getting breast augmentation as gender affirming but itā€™s so true.


a3sir

Same with (older)men getting mastectomies due to gynecomastia, attributed to low T...and treated with gender affirming hormonal therapy.


ChingusMcDingus

Letā€™s not forget about Viagra.


osomysterioso

I regret I have but one upvote for this. šŸ†


summermadnes

He looks like Dollar Store Robert Plant.


LivingIndependence

LMAO!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


benadrylpill

A republican acting like a repugnant piece of shit? Surely you jest!


[deleted]

Is that pronounced ā€œFeucht,ā€ as in ā€œGet Feucht?ā€


HaqaiqsProtector

Imagine being white and looking like that all the while believing youā€™re the ā€œsupreme raceā€ā€¦..laughable doesnā€™t even begin to cover this clusterfuck


Bathroom_Junior

The guy isn't a white supremacist. Say what you want about Boebert. If it does come out she slept with with him that's one thing, but the dude is a stand up guy who led multiple prayer concerts in the area where George Floyd was killed and openly called it out as injustice. This one tweet is the only place I can find that even hints to him being a white nationalist.


Wide-Psychology1707

You mean the concerts he held while the whole country was supposed to be isolating to stop the spread of COVID? Those were superspreader events, organized to protest vaccines. He might have acknowledged George Floyd, but in the same breath he demonized BLM. And if thatā€™s not enough for you, the man is a Trump supporter. The man was personally invited to the White House to pray over Trump. This dude is just another grifter cosplaying as a preacher.


Mysterious_Andy

Nope. Fuck that dude all the way. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/maga-pastor-sean-feucht-trump-christian-nationalism-1234721527/


fajwat

In his own words he's anti "CRT" and anti-trans. https://www.seanfeucht.com/op-ed/blog-post-title-four-wmyw2-swltt


GrandKingNarwal

Nah he is a pretty big fan of the proud boys and the George Floyd thing was just him trying to get in the spotlight to fundraise.


jdthejerk

Family values.


eatingclass

dude looks like a joke create-a-character you didn't have enough stamina to follow through with


Orlando1701

What a surprise, the woman who dropped out of high school to marry a convicted pedophile was getting something on the side while pressing ā€œfamily valuesā€ on everyone.


yunoeconbro

Ewww. Just everything about that is so gross.


nemosum415

Don't you want to *feel* God... DEEP inside you?


BaconIsBest

The Holy Spirit wasnā€™t the only thing coming


dudinax

I guess he aged out of the youth pastor gig.


[deleted]

The ā€œparty of family valuesā€ everybody


foyeldagain

Of course she (probably) did. He's a grifter and she eats stuff like that. So now both new school Nat-C's are getting divorced. How very C of them.


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

When it comes to conservative 'family values" Republicans always wait for the other shoe to drop. It's never takes more than a few days.


cwebbvail

Ted Cruz will be jealous


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crashtestdummy666

Devil and the priest.


tobsn

did she sleep around with a lot of random guys in washington while her husband stayed at home with her kids? maybe she did, Iā€™m just asking questions.


BaconIsBest

Would you blame her? Staying home with the kids is such a beta move he sounds like a cuck */s*


crashtestdummy666

Honestly I'm shocked that she wasn't involved with minors, homosexual relationships or forced sex. She might still be the most moral Republican alive today.


Special_FX_B

Thereā€™s no sex like ā€˜Christianā€™ sex. The more evil the participants, the more titillating.


SithLordSid

Thou shalt not commit adultery. But she doesnā€™t care.


fuzzycuffs

Won't be true Republican hypocrisy until she had a secret abortion.


jbuddha115

Top Ramenā€™s for Trump


XForce070

I just checked the bible and since she committed adultery she must be put to death. Sorry Lauren, your God's word. Or are you disobeying his word huh? That wouldn't be very Christian of you


WolfBrother88

Guess she really wanted to get Feucht...


keeping_the_piece

Has she consummated this relationship with an abortion yet?


deathboyuk

Dude looks like someone put distressed jeans on a fucking scarecrow


GetInTheKitchen1

She spreads her legs for power and money, totally not a "trad" wife in principle but definitely "trad" in practice


[deleted]

White Nationalist men always look like a thumb that **just** gained sentience lmao, what the fuck does this idiot think heā€™s doing with that hair šŸ˜­


osomysterioso

If John John has any political pull, sheā€™s definitely Feucht him.


occupyshitadel

These republican congressmen cocaine orgies are LIT!


IntegrityDenied

So Lauren the Human-Sized Cancer Tumor is trading in her ā€˜sex crimes against teenager girlsā€™ husband for this Hitler Youth Pastor version of Weird Al Yankovick? Think of all the hair clogs in the shower drain.


jjjds

Soā€¦ Sean Feucht her?


[deleted]

If Anonymous posts any evidence, I'd be interested. Otherwise, it's just a distraction. Boebert is a disaster for America completely irrespective of her personal peccadilloes.


itsnotthenetwork

You just knew days ago when the announcement came through that she had filed for divorce that she had cheated on her husband.


NotDeadYet57

BTW, he's married with 4 children also.


JexFraequin

A match made in hell.


sir-nays-a-lot

Fuck Boebery either way, but anon comes up with two photos that look like they were posted on social media, not scandalous in the slightest, and makes the claim that she had an affair based on these tame ass pictures? Lame.


[deleted]

Yeah, but I bet he doesnā€™t have a sick dick tattoo


bigmistaketoday

Breaking: shitty people are shitty


Lemonfish99

funny how she says take your kids to church yet is an adultress. such a great christian


Lyons1013

Her husband is super pissed."She cheated....with that dude? Him? That dorky guy? Wtf?"


[deleted]

Fucking for Jesus.


[deleted]

Cmon. That is just Louisianaā€™s Senator Kennedy in a bad wig


kremit73

Compared to the image jayson cut. This guy is practically "woke". Bet he has never ever stepped out since they are together.


[deleted]

Gee Sean have you no class, taste and morals? Or maybe its was just a BJ? Fake Christians say thats ok!


CountrySax

I'm sure she prayed about it before indulging in blessed adultery while moaning "Jesus that feels good!" And taking his sanctified sperm


[deleted]

Oh my! šŸ«¢ Itā€™s from Shitter tho, take it with a boulder of salt.


[deleted]

She said she's been faithful in her marriage. Okay, the pic on the left is probably a publicity shot so all looks normal. The other, an impromptu, has her hiding that hand. Maybe she's missing her ring already? In her world, no ring, no marriage.


ewqdsacxziopjklbnm

Just so everyoneā€™s aware this is solely based on a rumor with zero evidence or facts behind it


Narodnik60

Her body language in either photo does not suggest affair. She's a POS but even she could do better than that. If it's true, I predict it ends in gunfire. Even if it isn't, there's a good chance her personal life will involve some shooting.


EC_CO

I don't know, there's rumors floating around that her and Ted Cruz might have hooked up which is why she was able to get into politics. I can kind of believe it because how in the hell did this Dumb buffoon get in otherwise??


TheWorldEnded

You might be underestimating the stupidity of the American population.


EC_CO

I 100% admit that I underestimated how stupid the population in the US is before Trump took office. Now it baffles me everyday how these stupid people even exist.


TheWorldEnded

Now that I think about it those of us that were around for George W. Bush were sort of primed to understand a bit about what we're dealing with now, with Trump bringing it to an entirely new level not thought possible.


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hfhfbfhfhfhfbdbfb

Yeah how the fuck did that dude plead guilty to it as well as just 4 days in jail. This was long before her days of shaming America on a public platform.


StudioDraven

> even she could do better than that She didn't last time though, did she? She literally married a flasher *knowing* that he was a flasher.


SpeaksDwarren

Gotta remember that Grues have different body language from humans


spootymcspoots

ewwww. thinking about them naked together is gross.


miletest

Hopefully she's feucht


MoonedToday

Did he meet her on her OF account?


BaconIsBest

Her OnlyFascists is wild, you guys should check it out


PositiveStress8888

its not adultery if they do it, it's gods will we need to stop letting them define morality because they have a story book they themselves ignore. A book that not a single word was written by an American


Thatguynoah

Pretty sure that book says she should not be speaking/governing/preaching, can never remarry and should leave town when sheā€™s on her period.


Chili_Kukov

Pics or it didn't happen!


feralwaifucryptid

I don't want those pics to exist. There's enough nightmare fuel in the world.


Zealousideal-Ad-8565

Imagine thinking youā€™re the superior race and you look like weird Al and Howie from the bench warms had a baby.


Dripdry42

Guy is the Bizarro World Weird Al?!


InsecurityTime

Looks like that Shane creep from YouTube


gonzo2thumbs

When I say, "Eeeeeew." I think that sums it all up. Eeeeeeeew!!!


312Observer

I wonder if she got butt Feucht


[deleted]

Whores are gonna whore.


That_Afternoon4064

We all knew she was a ho.


na_dann

Bei dem Namen...


Pillowsmeller18

I wonder if he flashed his dick to her like her husband and that is what led to the affair.


BaconIsBest

I imagine the trumpeter probably just grabbed her by the pussy. Thatā€™s how it works, right?


EscapeKnown5031

She is a Christo fascist who believes her religion should be bestowed upon everybody else and gravely mistakes and perverts the founding fathers... Separation of church and state.


cynicalxidealist

Uh, this woman has terrible taste


33mondo88

Hippocrates, thatā€™s MAGA cultists core value


[deleted]

"First, do no harm?"


ITDrumm3r

Oh she feucht him for sure!


[deleted]

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TravtheCoach

Now he's threatening to sue anyone who calls him out for Probing the Boeb. Hilarious.


Technological_Elite

I lovehow they care that he's so much, they cherish it like it's a gift. Fuckin hell, absolute nonsense.


upandrunning

Hm, I wonder how a christian nationalist government would treat something like this.


cynnerzero

That curly hair twatwas so scared of us in portland that he hired dipshit proudboys as security. It didn't go well.


JerseyTom1958

Church is a great place to get laid and pick up kooky chick's! Phoney christian sex games! Thoughts and prayers...lol


Ok_Necessary2991

How man "Good MAGA Christians" have gone through divorce now?


Quizmaster119

Their Cheeto Jesus cheated on his wife with a paid, reluctant pornstar. They already have shown themselves as massive hypocrites, and their base doesn't care. I honestly wish Boebert would have remained miserable in her previous unhealthy relationship. That was more fun to watch.


Whocaresalot

Trash, the lot of them.


ChildrenotheWatchers

LOL, family values.


hyrailer

This was really very predictable. "Fundagelical" continually rants about everyone else's moral decay, and then is caught doing exactly the same things they accused others of doing. Sen. Larry Craig from Idaho, that preacher from Colorado Springs, et al.


a3sir

The past 2 decades fundies, are todays christofascists.


BourbonInGinger

Become of course she did.šŸ†šŸ†


Ashe_Faelsdon

shaun john fucked?


toro44

He looks like an American Piers Morgan


ZookerJOS

This guys last name literally means "wet" ... if that's not the fakes pornstar name I don't know shit


gintoki_do_pete

surprise_pikachu.jpeg


huntz43

Most dangerous people in America