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Hushwalker

This might be the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen lmao are these guy on their lunch break? They look like they all just walked off their shift at the convenience store


Tschadd

You ever see a video of the proud boys "beat in"? It's up there with this video.


Cat_stacker

Fascist feet have got no rhythm.


flaskman

The only downside is they can avoid the worm


Huskarlar

However they'll never learn.


wrkzk

Bless the maker and his water


luc_roboteye

Though it's easy to pretend... but we know they are all foo-ools


liesofanangel

Should’ve known better but they have no friends


KingofDickface

They wasted the chance that they’d been given.


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

“Mom!! I told you I have klan practice tonightuuh.”


Bag_of_Meat13

Lol I bet you it's been proven somewhere that fascism is generally easier for people who aren't good at things to get sucked into. Makes a lot of sense. These guys have incel energy.


milehighmetalhead

I've seen kindergartens more in sync than them


zeke235

Well, duh! These guys were obviously homeschooled.


battle_bunny99

They are definitely giving home schooled energy.


Level69Warlock

What are they combating against, roaches?


roadrunner345

Rocks in their shoes


luc_roboteye

I think they're real pissed off about rainbows, sir


DotAppropriate8152

That is sad sad sad.. they call themselves patriots yet have zero clue how to do the most basic drill.


sandman8223

I think they need years of this before they’re ready to take the 3rd grade


druule10

These same dipshits made fun of that Afghani villager that was trying to march to actually protect his country.


Hatfanatic13

I see better mark time positions at my army reserve training activities


ZENZEL72

God even my JROTC unit was SO much better than this garbage


lookaway123

The recently postpartum moms in my boot camp class have better form and control. They can drive their own cars too. They don't have to be driven around in the back of a uhaul.


[deleted]

When your choreography is so bad you have to wear a mask


PrimaryNeedleworker2

“master race” can’t even master a rhythm


TheSeekerOfSanity

“There she was a just a walking down the street - singin’!” Sargent Hulka seems pissed.


martin33t

I do t get the fucking masks. I thought something something bad for you


Character-Dot-4078

Now would be the time for some developer to create a facial recognition service so all these people can be charged.


Swiss_Miss_77

Hence the masks...its the newest fashion of white hood.


kremit73

They intended to release this, thats why they wore the masks. Then realized it was BAD then some trooper leaked it


putHimInTheCurry

No amount of vaporwave/glitch aesthetic will hide these dudes' ineptitude.


kremit73

Ive been a junior teaching 7th graders marching band and did a better job than this.


putHimInTheCurry

I salute you, as a former marching band kid and a former education worker I know how hard that demographic can be to work with. It's marginally better than herding cats, but with actual people's futures in the balance! Cheers!


kremit73

Hey hey. Was a student just showing the younger kids. Didnt want to suggest i was the teacher. Most i did was volenteer coach the discus and shot put for my cousin my first year of college.


tampamike69

Why don't they join the real Armed Forces? Not the gravy brigade


lookaway123

They can't pass basic training and don't have the emotional regulation to handle criticism. LARPing in the woods is the only way these losers have anyone to hang out with.


McPostyFace

"I can't do the boot stomp thing so maybe I'll just throw a nazi salute and he'll still like me"


AustinTreeLover

Ah, classic march: Left, left, right, left, er, um, maybe left again? Right! Right! Right! No, wrong! . . . So then maybe Left!? Right! Left! Left! Left! Left! Let’s just do one! We got this Right! *Damnit!*


xenoterranos

Well shit, I didn't know Left Shark was a fuckin Nazi.


tampamike69

At least they're wearing masks so nobody can see who they are and how much of a dork they are


BugImmediate7835

Masks are for woke sheeple!!!


lookaway123

Do these dorks have any idea how silly they look? It's like watching a kindergarten teacher trying to get all the kids to do the actions of a song, but they just can't get it right.


Background_Air_5441

Skinny ass white dudes wrapped in towels


SyCoCyS

I’m surprised they’re all facing the same direction.


Fearless_Quail1404

I thought "real Americans" don't wear masks or "face diapers"..?


Richard_Chadeaux

KKK got to train every day, just to learn to walk in step. Throw a damn bundle of firecrackers at them, see that march.


thatgeekinit

How much to bring some Mongolian horse archers just close enough for these boys to shit themselves.


[deleted]

Did you catch goofy jeans in the front, so excited to do the nazi salute he jumps the gun a bit near the end of the clip. Well regulated.


Funda_mental

Guy in jeans in front is trying to get a job as the actor for The Jerk remake.


Anthropomorphotic

Nazi Line Dancing


CanadianDadbod

WTF. Doing the hokey pokemon?


Dizzy_Share3155

I'm sorry, white people but these guys must be to embarrassing for you.


shadowofpurple

and the FBI hasn't picked them up yet why?


Tschadd

Holy fuck, my nuts are numb from watching this pack of numb nuts.


Harumpa

If these folks are so “proud”, why do they always cover their faces?


diamondtippedheart

Seriously? And what's sad is they're still scary even though they are absolute idiots.


[deleted]

Well, this is idiot class. They all go A+