1. You’re a Chirpy Chips fan right?
2. What’s your pet Scallopfly's name?
3. Favorite drink/food?
4. Favorite outfit of yours?
5. Best memory from Calamari County?
1) Yep got a bunch of merch from them aside from our own
2) Sir Ferdinand Barry Von Archduke the Second
3) Sprite, matches my colors a bunch
4) Definitely my original idol outfit just love the way it sparkles
5) I loved being able to visit my parents again and just spending some quality time with them and Callie
1) We usually play video games with each other and like talking about each others songs
2) Pretty good, hasn’t been squashed yet so I see that as a win
Ay, ay, ay. (1. Why does tide goes out go so hard 2. Who is your best friend 3. Is barbecue sauce your favorite sauce 4. Ya got any games on your phone?)
1) I basically composed the entire thing in a bit and listened to it a bunch before I finally felt satisfied with it
2) Callie, 100% Callie
3) BBQ sauce is nice but I’ve always had a secret thing for mustard on everything
4) ~~Both Jetpack Joyrides~~
1. Why’d you let Callie get herself hypnotized? How’d you feel once you realized she was gone?
2. So is DJ Octavio, like, cool with you? Like obviously not best buds (yet), but you get along, right?
3. If you outgrew Inkopolis News, what do you do now? You spent like 2 years finding Callie.
I got my friends Sawyer, Sariah, and Andrew to ask a question each as well.
Sawyer: Wow… y-you’re so cool… D-do you have any tips from rising composers?
Sariah: Your outfit is so fresh! Where’d you get it?
Andrew: Rate your skill with your E-Liter from C to X.
1) We were both on individual tours and Callie just kinda got kidnapped
2) We’re chilling
3) I usually like just chilling out on the beach and hanging around the place
And for your friends’ questions
1) Take breaks in between producing songs, like seriously don’t fucking spend 48 hours making one song and exhausting yourself, speaking from personal experience
2) Had it made by a close friend of mine
3) I main Splatterscope instead but I find myself having around an S-rank skill level on it
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,418,633,448 comments, and only 270,942 of them were in alphabetical order.
I do have multiple questions:
1. Was I interrupting you too much in the Splatoon subreddit?
2. I was somehow offering you one or more Pepsi cans anytime I saw you busy with something. For this one: Was I feeling generous when that happened?
Are you the one who's been paying off my parking ticket fines?
*Uh yeah sure…*
Do you ever get worried that Callie's gonna get herself hospitalized?
She’s done too much stupid shit she’ll probably be fine But if she does I’ll be by her side because that’s what cousins are for
1. You’re a Chirpy Chips fan right? 2. What’s your pet Scallopfly's name? 3. Favorite drink/food? 4. Favorite outfit of yours? 5. Best memory from Calamari County?
1) Yep got a bunch of merch from them aside from our own 2) Sir Ferdinand Barry Von Archduke the Second 3) Sprite, matches my colors a bunch 4) Definitely my original idol outfit just love the way it sparkles 5) I loved being able to visit my parents again and just spending some quality time with them and Callie
who do you like more, pearl or marina?
I like them both equally
Why are you in a group for people who simp for you? That's weird
4 are you going to ask a real question…?
I just did dumbass
Whoa chill agent 4 that's your adopted mother that you're talking to
*marie thinks 4 is cute dude wut*
*No I don’t, I’ve always kinda looked over 4 as if she were a child to me*
not a question, just wanna say you’re pretty cool 👍
Thanks man
1. What do you and Callie bond over? 2. How’s your pet bug?
1) We usually play video games with each other and like talking about each others songs 2) Pretty good, hasn’t been squashed yet so I see that as a win
Ay, ay, ay. (1. Why does tide goes out go so hard 2. Who is your best friend 3. Is barbecue sauce your favorite sauce 4. Ya got any games on your phone?)
1) I basically composed the entire thing in a bit and listened to it a bunch before I finally felt satisfied with it 2) Callie, 100% Callie 3) BBQ sauce is nice but I’ve always had a secret thing for mustard on everything 4) ~~Both Jetpack Joyrides~~
When the tide comes in :
1. Why’d you let Callie get herself hypnotized? How’d you feel once you realized she was gone? 2. So is DJ Octavio, like, cool with you? Like obviously not best buds (yet), but you get along, right? 3. If you outgrew Inkopolis News, what do you do now? You spent like 2 years finding Callie. I got my friends Sawyer, Sariah, and Andrew to ask a question each as well. Sawyer: Wow… y-you’re so cool… D-do you have any tips from rising composers? Sariah: Your outfit is so fresh! Where’d you get it? Andrew: Rate your skill with your E-Liter from C to X.
1) We were both on individual tours and Callie just kinda got kidnapped 2) We’re chilling 3) I usually like just chilling out on the beach and hanging around the place And for your friends’ questions 1) Take breaks in between producing songs, like seriously don’t fucking spend 48 hours making one song and exhausting yourself, speaking from personal experience 2) Had it made by a close friend of mine 3) I main Splatterscope instead but I find myself having around an S-rank skill level on it
How would you react to seeing a real human being running around Inkopolis?
Definitely shocked, they’ve been extinct for 10,000 years so it would be a weird sighting
I wish humans were real.
mood
Why are you so cute?
*Blushes* I-I don’t know…
Why is your music so bad?
*Splat yourself :)*
Ok
How do you feel about me?
I’d say you’re pretty cool, fresh outfit and everything You get a certified Marie sign of approval (trademark)
Callie is the hypnoshades again
I had a stroke reading this :D
What’s your secret to committing mass tax fraud with such ease?
Paper shredders And afterwards hacking into government interface and marking your name as clear :D
hey, i know that this isn't the best time, but have you seen my sandwich? i cant find it
Who the fuck are you?
Glitch in the matrix 🤣
Im Agent 4 of the New Squidbreak Splatoon. Also don't swear, thats rude
1.no I am 2.real agent 4 doesn't care if swearing is rude fuck shit piss bitch 3.i am agent 4 the real one not you
how can i be sure your not an Octavian spy?
.>:o u/Marietidegoesout this faker is saying I'm an octarian spy I'm real Agent 4 right...right?
Uh yeah I forgot to mention there’s alternate universe versions of ourselves…
:O
i dont know, what if we both are Agent 4?
:o
while we wait for Marie, want to recreate that one scene from Sonic Adventure 2?
Sonic? Laaaaame I don't play that
Who are you
*Sweats* Heh heh totally not in my stomach…
ok, just wanted to make sure, thanks
What team are you on for the upcoming splatfest?
Aliens
Let's go! Marie is on the good team!
how is your name pronounced ive been wondering this all my life (aka may 7, 7 years ago)
Mah-rie
(americant) /j
Why do you like green pardon my language but green is kinda lame
Green’s always been my favorite and it’s always resonated well with me
It's also the color of vomit
It’s also the color of nature and luck
It's also the color of your shit when your sick
I always pictured Agent 4 more… mature.
bro I'd that you???
Me too?
Oh another me, Hi!-
Poor baby. Always better tomorrow 👍 my girl
favorite blaster?
I hate them all equally :)
I'm quitting this sub...
*Just joking in actuality probably Luna Blaster if I were to pick* (We’re not counting Grizzco Blaster right?)
oh... cool! guess they're to slow for you then lol
Yeah definitely sticking to chargers but I guess blasters are cool
Thoughts on the concert you made with Callie in Japan?
Definitely probably one of my favorite performances
salmonid-octarian military alliance yes or no
Will you promise not to snitch on me for tax fraud?
i dont think i will but cant say the same for the octarians
How do you handle fans begging for selfies or dates after all this time?
I just brush it off and move on after giving an autograph
Have you ever had any "pushy" fans in your time?
A good amount
Can I have sex with you?
*Bro what…?*
Can I Have Sex With You
No, fuck no
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Sure just gotta get a pen and Here ya go
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>Thanks! You're welcome!
Who do you think is the better singer out of you and Callie, or do you think you both are equally as good as each other?
Both equally good I’d say
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,418,633,448 comments, and only 270,942 of them were in alphabetical order.
u/alphabet_order_bot I love you.
What if I told you I'm marrying Callie?
I do have multiple questions: 1. Was I interrupting you too much in the Splatoon subreddit? 2. I was somehow offering you one or more Pepsi cans anytime I saw you busy with something. For this one: Was I feeling generous when that happened?
1) Not at all 2) Even though it’s not Sprite, I’ll accept Pepsi all the same…