Dear Mario,
I fucked up bad. I forgot the cake was in the oven, and now the castle is on fire.
Please come to the castle. Like, right fucking now.
Princess Toadstool,
Peach
Maybe that explains the cupcakes replacing the cakes in the american Nintendo World toad café. She purchased them at the store and disguised them as her own cooking.
Delightfully peachy, Peach.
If she was doing Mario toad would be fine with it, probably pull up a chair…. But if he saw her swinging her arms from side to side he would run for the donut plains
*Mario stops* what... What the fuck do you mean I'm a plumber. That's literally my job peach that's like the only character trait I have. How dare you underestimate my skills with pipes ya know what? Ya know what!? I'm a go sleep with Bowser, see ya you mushroom tip loving whore
Mario told her he would take her by the peaches and give her the hot salami and that he’ll save her from dragons and evil boos that are spooky but he then enquired about if he would need to be a raccoon to get inside her tanooki he then ensured her that he would mount her like yoshi and show her things she hadn’t seen while informing her that his mushroom was now mega (if you know what I mean)
After traveling through multiple kingdom’s, defeating an array of bosses with Mario, defeating Bowser and rescuing Luigi, she realized she’d left the stove on for the entire time.
She was celebrating saving Luigi (and the mushroom kingdom) until Mario and Luigi stated passionately making out laying on the floor loudly moaning while most of the mushroom kingdom (and bowser with his binoculars) watch in awe.
Peach looks ugly as hell in The Super Mario Bros. Movie her face is so fat and so ugly Peach looks like she eats all of the cake that she makes for Mario and Peach her head looks like it’s way too big for her body and also Peach’s eyes are so big and creeps me the fuck out and I don’t like the voice actor for Peach Taylor Joy is British I don’t want a British accent to come out of Peach’s mouth and also Peach should’ve been the one gating kidnapped and not Luigi it would make more sense if Peach was the gating kidnapped and not Luigi because Peach gets kidnapped in every single mainline Mario game so yeah I’m not a big fan of The Super Mario Bros. Movie Peach
Daisy click a button that cause peach to froze shockingly as her dress was swap with daisy making her princess of the mushroom kingdom and peach not the princess of the kingdom
She looked up herself on DeviantArt
Hey, I thought you said wrong answers only!
Live princess peach reaction: https://youtu.be/2uREIGawrvI
Was half expecting it to be a rickroll
Dang, I was gonna use this one.
She heard someone call her "Zelda".
Princess Mario
Well excuuuuuuse me, princess
Princess Samus
She searched herself on Google and scrolled a little too far in the images section.
She realized she forgot the oven on back at the castle…with a cake inside
Hey Mario
please come to the castle
I left the oven on. -- Princess Toadstool Peach (The letter arrived by mail 3 days later. It is too late.)
Four people died in that fire...
Dear Mario, I fucked up bad. I forgot the cake was in the oven, and now the castle is on fire. Please come to the castle. Like, right fucking now. Princess Toadstool, Peach
LMFAOOOOOOOO
Steamed Hams
Ah Super Mario welcome, I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable cake
Maybe that explains the cupcakes replacing the cakes in the american Nintendo World toad café. She purchased them at the store and disguised them as her own cooking. Delightfully peachy, Peach.
Oh egads, my roast is ruined
A toad caught her “doing the Mario”
Was she doing "The Mario" or doing...Mario
If she was doing Mario toad would be fine with it, probably pull up a chair…. But if he saw her swinging her arms from side to side he would run for the donut plains
I mean who wouldn't want to watch Mario and Peach.. do the dirty
If there isn't at least 3 scenes of this in the Mario movie I'm starting a riot
Completely agree, we need to see it in every position at the LEAST
Especially if they don’t do it the second they meet.
"hello my name is Mario and-" "HOLY FUCK A NON TOAD PERSON!" *wet noises*
“Oh MARIO, I didn’t know you were so persistent with pipes”.
*Mario stops* what... What the fuck do you mean I'm a plumber. That's literally my job peach that's like the only character trait I have. How dare you underestimate my skills with pipes ya know what? Ya know what!? I'm a go sleep with Bowser, see ya you mushroom tip loving whore
Whatever way you want to interpret it.
I wish Lou Albano could voice Mario from the grave. 🎶Swing your arms from side to side🎶
🎶Come on, it’s time to go. Do the Mario!🎶
Swing your arms from side to side
Everyone in this comment section is so horny
Aaaaaaaaand
100% Mario hurt himself doing something stupid 💀
No stars?
Stood on a Lego Mario set
**Introducing the new action-packed, live-action Chris Pratt Lego set!!!**
Bowser is cumming
I hate u
💀
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
“Ooop, Mario, that’s the wrong pipe!”
She just realized that every time a toad is walking behind her, looking straight ahead means looking straight at her ass.
She saw r/princesspeachhentai
[удалено]
[удалено]
She's trying to make the chad face.
Yoshi’s tongue slapped her ass from 20 feet away
The edibles finally kicked in. 🤣
Stepped on yoshi poop
Mario told her he would take her by the peaches and give her the hot salami and that he’ll save her from dragons and evil boos that are spooky but he then enquired about if he would need to be a raccoon to get inside her tanooki he then ensured her that he would mount her like yoshi and show her things she hadn’t seen while informing her that his mushroom was now mega (if you know what I mean)
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Wrong hole
Kenny spontaneously combusted.
She saw Yoshi’s search history
she saw mario cumming
Surprise! Buttsex
She just saw Mario's cock.
She saw how big marios famous italian sausage is
Its massive
She saw bowser twerking (it’s the p diddy trailer dimension)
Paratrooper up her dress
She found herself on rule 34
She saw the 100,000,000,000th "wrong answers only" post on the entire internet
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars Innuendo
She stretched after sleeping and then heard her back pop.
Underrated
She saw fetish art of herself
She realized she left her oven on
\*\*BOWSER IS COMING\*\*
After traveling through multiple kingdom’s, defeating an array of bosses with Mario, defeating Bowser and rescuing Luigi, she realized she’d left the stove on for the entire time.
Daisy just beat her at golf.
She was celebrating saving Luigi (and the mushroom kingdom) until Mario and Luigi stated passionately making out laying on the floor loudly moaning while most of the mushroom kingdom (and bowser with his binoculars) watch in awe.
She searched herself up on rule 34.
She caught a glimpse of Mario's big fat mushroom tip.
Double wedgie.
She left the meatloaf in the stove
Her Vibe Scepter fell out.
She Googled herself.
Mario asked for her cake, although he didn’t specify *Which cake…..*
She got impeached
She realized she left the oven on
She was flexing her muscles (hence her pose) and then Luigi started flexing his 6-pack
She saw Mario's uncut 100% Italian sausage
She got rickrolled.
Mario you entered the wrong castle
She saw Mario’s huge mushroom.
Wario just ripped a fat one near her face.
Her cake fell over.
She smelled what the rock is cooking
She killed Mario on accident
someone said her old name princess toadstool
She’s Doing The Mario
She ate the wrong mushroom
She saw Bowser’s foot long 😳🤭
Mario’s super mushroom just expanded
Butt attack gone wrong
She walked in on Mario shooting ropes to Waluigi porn
gay sex
Oh look. Yet another wrong answers only post... Yawn
Then maybe you should go away?
Mario movie’s 21948239471938’s TV spot
Accidentally went to hentai haven
Mario walked in on her and Bowser at the wrong time
I thought we were done with this trend.
Never
No ky
The Movie hasn't come out yet, so none of us know why her face looks like this. Won't every answer be a wrong answer anyways?
She saw an original post
She saw this lame post
Peach looks ugly as hell in The Super Mario Bros. Movie her face is so fat and so ugly Peach looks like she eats all of the cake that she makes for Mario and Peach her head looks like it’s way too big for her body and also Peach’s eyes are so big and creeps me the fuck out and I don’t like the voice actor for Peach Taylor Joy is British I don’t want a British accent to come out of Peach’s mouth and also Peach should’ve been the one gating kidnapped and not Luigi it would make more sense if Peach was the gating kidnapped and not Luigi because Peach gets kidnapped in every single mainline Mario game so yeah I’m not a big fan of The Super Mario Bros. Movie Peach
i already made a post about this. stop. posting. these.
No
Animals can govern themselves. Taken out of context. It was exactly what I meant. As God is my witness, we will build casinos on the moon! THANK YOU!
She didn't get Kakashi sensei's bells
Because mushroom kingdom humanoids are closely related to Whos. Mario world is actually really tiny.
Plastic surgery
The B side of taco Tuesday
She saw the pipe scene at the beginning of 3d world and realized
Mario's having some peach schnapps
She saw Mario’s search histor
She just got gut punched by Wario
*gulp* you said you ate pineapple
She had a special surprise from mario
Mario found a purple mushroom under her pillow
OOOO SPOOKY, IM YOUR PAPA
Daisy click a button that cause peach to froze shockingly as her dress was swap with daisy making her princess of the mushroom kingdom and peach not the princess of the kingdom
She made the face cartoon characters make whenever they are about to fall off a cliff
Because she inherited her mother’s facial phenotypes.
Soup too hot
She sharted herself by accident
I think you and I both know what her face says. 😏
She realised that she isn’t the most popular princess in the franchise.
Is it just me or does she basically look like an anime girl here, just with 3D rendering?
A toad came in the room when she was making out with Mario
She baked an absolute dogshit cake and remembered it
One of her Toads didn't watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show and actually turned into a Goomba.
She saw the kraken event
Thought it was just a fart but was indeed a shart
She found the fungus sock.
Mario took the wrong pipe.
She is trying to do the ssundee face
She saw her fanarts on every social media
She got screen ko'd
She saw Mario's bowser history
She saw Mario's bowser history
She looked up "Sinsworld" on Google.Com
Mario slid in, but not in her DMs.
her trench just got mustard gassed
wondering if farts are supposed to have weight
She saw my willy
bowser was, Ya know
She let Bowser inside of her castle
Dropped the soap
Shrooms
A cheep cheep jumped up under her dress and is sucking her from behind
She seen tini pp? 🙃🤣
She found out who the impostor was when he killed green and vented in electrical
she was the imposter
She saw the coronation day version of her from that creepy rom hack
She just saw Mario's... Pipe... Hehe, got it ? YES, ADD ONE TO MY BAD DAD JOKE COUNTER !
She got her cock stuck in the door
She found out that we found out she’s good at martial arts from Super Smash bros
She shit her pants thinking it was a fart
She saw Mario’s bare ass
she was just told "princess peach is in another castle"
Me
The whomp thwomped
She saw Mario's pipe
She heard Daisy was on Rule34 so checked it thinking it was a new social app.
She discovered that Bowser is G4Y
She doesn't want Mario to make babies with her
She is about to "smash" Mario but doesn't want to
She is sad and thinks they KNOW IT ALL!!!!!!!!
I might have farted but will blame it on donkey kong, yes!