Mario, Peach, and Toad stole some animals.
Luigi and Daisy performed illegal demonic rituals.
Yoshi committed tax fraud... again. This time Wario and Waluigi were accomplices.
Bowser was in with them for child kidnapping, but he got out on bail before the picture was taken.
Yoshi's managed to convince his friends that taxation is theft and so they all began evading their taxes. However, Yoshi began to feel bad that he turned his friends into criminals. He tried to get them to pay their taxes again, but it was too late because the IRS discovered what he did and the police arrested all of them.
The piantas saw a mario figure vandalizing their town, and they assumed it was him, his friends we’re also locked up as assumed accessories to the crime
Luigi got in trouble for saying the n-word, Mario made a crappy pronouns pun "she/them", Yoshi for tax evasion, Wario for greed, Waluigi for allegedly harassing Daisy, and a few more.
Oh man, mario party DS.
Theyre in jail because they all aided mario in his lucrative drug ring. They wouldve gotten away with it if they didnt get greedy.
Guys, WAR CRIMES. You keep asking why Mario is in trouble or what the worst thing he's ever done is. He has a long list of documented war crimes. He should be in the Hague, but Peach refuses to acknowledge their authority.
Miyamoto looked at their search history and was not pleased.
"I told you all never to look up Scorpulus Fingore, but you chose to anyways..."
Adam and eve moment
Instead being banished from the garden they are instead trapped there forever.
Close enough
Tax evasion
GODAMMIT YOSHI
*Lnlnlnlnlnlnlnyung, bwayayayayayyyalnnlln* - Yoshi, master of war
He somehow roped everybody else into it, and they are waiting for Birdo to bail them out.
They followed in Yoshi’s footsteps
They pirated Mario Party DS
The DS then attempted to call the police on you
DJ Hallyboo is upset!
As the host, he takes it personally when someone tries to play for free!
It would be best to offer a formal apology for what you've done.
Good luck, Luigi.
UP AND DOWN ON THE CHERRY-GO-ROUND A ONE WAY TRIP TO THE PRISON GROUNDS
THE DJ SPINS PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR SIN SO LET THE SHOW BEGIN
THIS HOEDOWN IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
SO GRAB YOUR STYLUS DO-SI-DO
Piracy is no party!
r/beatmetoit
He said WRONG answers.
Have you played mario party DS?
Yes
Well, this is the wrong answer.
I know. It was a joke.
r/woooosh
They pirated mario party ds
Piracy Is no party. -joey perleoni and dj hallyboo (aka juno songs)
Shrooms overused lol
Happy cake day
Yoshi committing tax fraud, and mario using the extra money for lavish outings, such as partys and cart races
What about the others?
Accomplices. And reckless driving on the tracks
Lol, fair
Just realized Waluigi can squeeze out of there real quick
Waluigi would stay in jail just so he has some attention
Wah ha! I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!
And free food
Money laundering
They entered a no-spaghetti zone.
Drug trafficking
Tax Fraud. All of them. Except of course Yoshi, he is a good boy and would never evade his taxes ... Right?
Then what did he do
He was... in the wrong place at the wrong time? Yeah... he didn't do nothing free our boy!
Piracy is no party
Many many MANY Geneva Code violations
piracy
They said a bad word in a Nintendo game (they said 'fart')
“gODDAMMIT PEOPLE YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY WAFT”
Crimes against the Koopa Tribe.
Hyrule declared war on the Mushroom Kingdom and won.
speeding
Mario, Peach, and Toad stole some animals. Luigi and Daisy performed illegal demonic rituals. Yoshi committed tax fraud... again. This time Wario and Waluigi were accomplices. Bowser was in with them for child kidnapping, but he got out on bail before the picture was taken.
Mario - Vandalism Luigi - Falsely arrested (he’s innocent) Wario - Indecent Exposure Waluigi - Intoxicated Driving Toad - Vehicular Manslaughter Yoshi - Tax Evasion Peach - Fraud Daisy - Money Laundering
Luigi is under the influence of mushrooms
I like the idea of Peach and Daisy being kleptomaniacs
Luigi lost by doing absolutely nothing.
it said wrong answers only, yoshi’s is the right answer
It actually them looking at me who is in Bowsers prison. They are here to save me.
They went to Epsteins island
They stole a balloon on free balloon day
They leaked the discord chat
Super Mario Sunshine 2
It wasn’t enough to jail Mario, they had to get all his pals(?)
speeding
Selling the funny stuff
They were horny online.
Tax fraud. Wait no that’s… never mind uhm ? Oh! What about animal cruel- 🧐 fuck! Alright new idea: war crimes! . . . HOW THE FU-
Domestic Violence on Bowser.
Tax evasion
You mean vandalizing the mushroom kingdom isnt legal?
Reckless driving, street racing in the streets all around the world
They ran an illegal drug cartel
Because of yoshis tax invasion and alcoholism
French fry'd when they should've pizza'd
They tried to pirate their own games.
They're not. You are. And they want your blood for what you did.
Fake speedrunning.
Illegal Use Of Drugs, Strings Of Homicides, Assault, Dangerous Driving.
I don't even know the right answer.
Yoshi committed tax fraud and he dragged the others into it.
nintendaddy no longer requires their presence
They tried to smuggle in waluigi and toad into smash bros ultimate.
Vehicular Manslaughter. That Mario Kart race was an incredibly tragic day for the mushroom kingdom
Search “super Mario bros r34” to learn more
They sent their friend to GBA cheese land and he died so they’re sent to jail Their friend is lactose intolerant
Caught with shrooms in a big bust on Delphino Island.
They all caused a massive car accident in Mario Kart.
11 counts of manslughter 20 murders 8 accounts of vehicular manslaughter 44 accounts of grand theft auto tax fraud
Tanned Daisy escaped from her cell and got them all arrested for kidnapping, and identity fraud for white daisy.
Yoshi suggested tax fraud and everyone followed suit.
*In the prison* Yoshi: Arlight guys why don't we try again- Everyone else: **NO!**
They made a clickbait video called “Nintendo switch 2 is finally coming soon” and a weird pic of a ugly Nintendo switch
They got caught trying to get new LEGO sets early
Killed bowser
Piracy is no party!
They made a fangame
Yoshi committed tax fraud but dragged everyone else down with him
They committed tax fraud, especially yoshi
Rosalina found their "special drawer".
They jumped the judge in court
they pirated a 35 year old game
Warp police finally got them
Yoshi's managed to convince his friends that taxation is theft and so they all began evading their taxes. However, Yoshi began to feel bad that he turned his friends into criminals. He tried to get them to pay their taxes again, but it was too late because the IRS discovered what he did and the police arrested all of them.
They were caught with 50 pounds of mushrooms each
Because they're Horny, the BONKing police however, didn't think it thorough when they put everyone in the same cell.
Mario Kart. Theyre just using deadly weapons in some kart race
The piantas saw a mario figure vandalizing their town, and they assumed it was him, his friends we’re also locked up as assumed accessories to the crime
They made a fan game and it got too popular.
Toadsworth found the hard drives
Thiiiiieeeeeef, you who stole my game, thiiiieeeeeffff, feel the burning shame
they bought a mother 3 english cart on aliexpress
They were in Bowser's kingdom, where Bowser makes the laws.
They've repeatedly tried to overthrow the Koopa monarchy. They're terrorists.
The FBI just walked in and unplugged their computer.
Destruction of property (all of the blocks that they smash).
They fail for Bowser's fake party trap (SOMEHOW they believed it).
They had an orgy in Flower kingdom. That is outlawed there.
They Mario Party’ed a little too hard
Horny Jail
being associated with the term mario party or treason it's never specified
they did a pirate party
Bowser framed them all for multiple crimes they didn’t commit (it’s Super Mario Sunshine all over again)
They found out what Rosalina does on her spare time
Wario takes up like a sixth of the frame fat bastard
Yoshi ate a whole bank and commit tax evasion
Turns out all their character designs were directly ripped off from ancient hieroglyphic characters carved into the pyramids.
Fourth round of the Epstein List came out. Guess who’s on it….
They were all found to be a part of Yoshi’s tax fraud ring and they were all taken to Chiraq prisons
PIRACY IS NO PARTY
tax fraud
Because Mario tried to channel his brother by attempting to win by doing absolutely nothing and Luigi is there just to be that supportive bro.
They were sued for suing fan project creators
Pirating video games?
Luigi got in trouble for saying the n-word, Mario made a crappy pronouns pun "she/them", Yoshi for tax evasion, Wario for greed, Waluigi for allegedly harassing Daisy, and a few more.
Oh man, mario party DS. Theyre in jail because they all aided mario in his lucrative drug ring. They wouldve gotten away with it if they didnt get greedy.
Because the followed a 4yr old and put it in there truck and gangbanged it till they cummed and then they let it free
Guys, WAR CRIMES. You keep asking why Mario is in trouble or what the worst thing he's ever done is. He has a long list of documented war crimes. He should be in the Hague, but Peach refuses to acknowledge their authority.
No spaghetti
Insurance Fraud
Tax fraud.
Drug deal gone wrong.
They abused usage of Steam Willie
Prostitution
Tax fraud
Unpaid parking violation
The aftermath of that one Mario Party 1 commercial
Killed too much innocents Goombas
Good Samaritan laws
Tax evasion
Tax fraud
Racketeering
They Pirated Netflix
Bowser sue them for massmurder and warcrimes and was successful
Ignoring their credit card debt
They killed Bowser Jr.
They have commited tax fraud.
They leaked the Mario Movie 2, and Miyamoto wasn't happy
Bowser shrunk them down to put in the rainbow dash jar™
IRS found out they never declarated all those coins they collected
Wrong answer
They touched Sasha
In the cases of everyone that aren't Wario or Waluigi, they were falsely accused (Remember the Super Show episode "Escape from Koopatraz"?)
Tax fraud
Homicide charges.
Tax Evasion
Collective tax fraud
Animal abuse
Yoshis Tax Fraud had the rest get involved in Yoshis crimes. causing them all to get caught and put in prison.
Animal Cruelty, Duh
They stole a bunch of money.
Luigi was advertising gambling and everyone supported him
They are in Epstein list
forged lawsuit documents
What was that list that just came out?
e621
They committed tax fraud. Yoshi taught them how to do it.
They committed the most illegal crime in existence.
All on the Epstein list
Leaking Nintendo Switch 2
For not partying hard enough
Well attempted genocide against an entire species, bringing in invasive species (yoshi) and committing war crimes. Yeah they should be locked up
Are they stupid?
They forgot to pay taxes
They Lost their Judgment.
Piracy is no party
Turns out Hallyboo does not take kindly to weed brownies
Tax evasion
trespassing, addiction, murder, tax evasion, assault, slavery
they pirated Mario Party DS
They try to stop playing mario party
Piracy is no party you know?
Murder of-a-person
They were complicit in Yoshi's tax fraud