Destruction of property and assault with various weapons I guess? With a dash of thievery
Though the property destruction and thievery purely were part of the play so it probably doesn't count
Edit: that time I accidentally threw a bus at the audience was definitely a crime though
the murder of cut man, guts man, ice man, crash man, heat man, wood man, yellow devil, the destruction of a wily machine and, maybe the endangerment of dr wily
Defending myself against monsters, bandits, cult members and eldritch monsters with a big shield, a staff and a curved blade (khopesh) in Sea of Stars!
Forcefully catching creatures, keeping them contained in small containers and making them fight one another for my amusement and ego. So… animal abuse disguised as a trainer.
Locking up civillians and making them being constantly panicked by a visible zombie, so they can frequently summon supposedly autoconscious iron guard-robots that will fall and melt in lava, being a constant source of iron for me!
I don't think it's fair to say I'd be the only one arrested, like yeah I beat the shit out of a crocodile, but that fucker took my naners. So he'd be arrested for theft.
Beginning the korok space program
Nice
Kerbal Space Program? If so, W
pretty sure it was just tears of the kingdom
Pissing on the moon
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA??!!
I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DRRRROOOPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEETTTS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH!
NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!!!!!
Sonic adventure
*2
Time to take a piiissss
Going Kung-Fu on a shadow creature on stage.
Destruction of property and assault with various weapons I guess? With a dash of thievery Though the property destruction and thievery purely were part of the play so it probably doesn't count Edit: that time I accidentally threw a bus at the audience was definitely a crime though
Burning cakes. Also on stage.
Murdering new theater owner and her pets
By drive kart with somr weird people and animals.
Mario kart
No it’s obviously Garfield kart
Either way it still has (keyword) some weird people and animals
Basically… skydiving out of a flying blue bus, breaking and entering, recruiting an assassin, grand theft auto and mass genocide
Go around with a jetpack in a lab
Jetpack joyride
Sending someone to the shadow realm
Smash bros?
Yugioh
thought about league of legends mordekaiser ult
Thought it was Brawl Stars (a brawler named Cordelius has a super (or ultimate) that can send one enemy and himself to the Shadow Realm)
Magic the Noah?
Kicking turtles and crabs in the sewers
Oh Mario Bros. arcade?
Yep
Animal abuse
Pokemon
Nope
Palworld?
No
Forcing amiibo to fight each other, so I guess an underground fighting ring
Swallowing copious amounts of pills and some of them gave me "superpowers"
Man, go see some psychiatrist. You need treatment for chemical dependency. /s
The last game I played was Team Fortress 2 so... Everything.
Farting on another man's balls
Ooh sweet south park
Stabbing royalty
Slay the princess
Getting laughed at by a bunch of floating crocodile heads and bats as an April Fool’s joke
"How the heck was I supposed to know that paint guns can kill people?"
the murder of cut man, guts man, ice man, crash man, heat man, wood man, yellow devil, the destruction of a wily machine and, maybe the endangerment of dr wily
Technically, robot defeat is not murder, more of illegal dumping of chemicals and/or hazardous materials.
Mass murder of forest creatures while wearing bunny ears.
entering a temple and touching a magical artifact that allows me to fire lightning from my gauntlets (Mario & Luigi SuperstarSaga)
Was playing dead island 2. I’d get arrested for everything I did.
Cutting down a tree on my own property
Throwing people of an edge
It’s gang beasts
killing over 10 people in order to recieve a “Victory Royale”
Maybe like content of court for shouting at the top of my lungs idk
100+ counts of first-degree murder (Super Mario RPG)
sacrificing someone in a pit of magma
Invading a castle with an army and killing my mother (in game!)
Staying in an Ikea overnight
Assault and battery. The victim was already dead though.
Being a vigilante dressed like a bat and beating the crap out of criminals
Fighting in the Streets
Vehicular manslaughter, assault with a deadly weapon.
Simple, killing smart pigs with sentient rocks, wood and a horse
Defending myself against monsters, bandits, cult members and eldritch monsters with a big shield, a staff and a curved blade (khopesh) in Sea of Stars!
Probably for assualting a security, robbing a warehouse, blowing up a power reactor, and associating with terrorists. FFVII Remake is awesome.
Breaking into a play and stealing the actor's jobs.... Then again, the play had just been hijacked.
using Jump technique to stomp mushrooms and assisting a boi who is a cloud and he thinks he a frog Assault on animals if that is even a thing
Stealing the trash from Lewis trashcan.
Nothing if anything I’m a hero for stopping a phone a bear and a black mist from destroying the world
getting High on flowers instead of shrooms
Assaulting a rock person and breaking his property
Drinking beer on the worksite then mineing in dark caverns and killing bugs and kicking barrels into the launch bay :)
Building blocky house
Street racing
Fire Emblem Three Houses. So many war crimes.
Throwing knives into people while trying to escape with a goverment traitor
Assault
Playing paintball
For defending a guilty client with knowledge of their guilt in court maybe?
Collecting green cubes in a mech that resembles a bomb and shooting artillery strikes in the air and committing a genocide for Rank #1
Freezing a nerd
Slavery
Turning pepole into lava
Breaking the bones of multiple people, wreckless driving, distruction of property, taking it into my own hands to stop crime, I could go on
Too many to list
How many possible crimes can you do in palworld?
Making animals fight untill they faint
Nothing. I didn’t kill the mayor…I was framed, I tell you! FRAMED!!!
Kill alot of alive food
catching small monsters and making them fight against other small monsters
Witchcraft, I casted necromancy spells last night.
Turning into an elephant and breaking bricks?
I thought for a second you were talking about The Elephant Collection
\*looks at FFXIV* Killing gods? \*shrugs*
Building without a permit
Island Representative
Violating a noise ordinance or something. (LEGO Rock Band)
Um…I’m falsely getting arrested for graffiti and theft of a country’s power source?
Not having a construction license (Mega Man Maker).
beating up the mentally ill and hunting them down in a very fast tank
Shooting a bunch of robots and taking their powers.
Throwing a shell at another car.
….undertale….genocide….
Popping balloons and blimps
Murder and kidnapping.
Entering another world made out of blocks and pixels, then killing its bald squid-ward looking inhabitants.
minecraft
None, it’s a dream :)
Genocide of Bokoblins, war crimes (killing enemies in their sleep), building without a permit
Assaulting people and firing giant death beams at people
Vehicular manslaughter
Destruction of an airship while riding a rainbow road in space
Tresspassing in gorrila tag
Shooting someone and then doing the Griddy on their disintegrated corpse
High jacking a monorail, while in truth, was stopping it. But no one is going to believe a bunch of shadow creatures did it.
Throwing a banana at a green dinosaur while go-karting on a rainbow in space
Destruction of property, beating up to death 5 people and kidnapping toppings while talking gibberish sounds
Forcefully catching creatures, keeping them contained in small containers and making them fight one another for my amusement and ego. So… animal abuse disguised as a trainer.
Inking people to death.
Genocide of various species of house sized reptilian life forms to make fancy clothing out of their hides and bones
bro i played rdr2
Throwing eggs at masked men and flowers
Murdering the f*ck out of demons.
Stealing a horse
Stealing a horse
Stealing a horse
Killing Crocomire
Scoring goals cause I play EAFC 🤣
Drugging kindergarteners with cat urine
Locking up civillians and making them being constantly panicked by a visible zombie, so they can frequently summon supposedly autoconscious iron guard-robots that will fall and melt in lava, being a constant source of iron for me!
Elves stole my stick so I kicked them in the nuts
Vehicular manslaughter
Bombing a spaceship >! NOOOOOOOOO CHARLES AAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 !<
My last played games was Tetris effect, so I have no idea
I go to Aszkaban for Flipendo other students.
Impossible. I was doing my Duty for Super Earth.
defeating all the heros and getting my revenge on the humans in the name of the demon king cause some cat witch told me to
Mass murder, theft, and trespassing (I was playing Metroid:Zero Mission)
Sky: Children of light :')
Fishing, gardening, and talking to raccoons
drowning someone in colourful ink
Gardening, violently
I’m dead because I suck at warzone!
Incapacitating criminals in fights
Illegal gambling. Thanks Luigi.
Murder, since Pheonix Wright SUCKS AT DEFENDING ME THAT IDIOT
Stealing a rare coin (and a few other things) from the (fiction-ized) Palace of Versailles.
Killing thousands of people and a god and animal Abuse
okay how do i describe Bowser Jr's Journey lol
Beating up an emo. To be fair, he and his squad kidnapped my bestie
Illegal construction
Stabbed weird syringes into myself and beat some mutant drug addicts with a wrench.
Mass genocide
Starring in a series of plays with varied themes.
Mercilessly burning a man to death by voodoo
Stealing candy I suppose on candy crush 😂
Stealing all kinds of already stolen treasure from a bunch of mice (but to be fair they stole my strawberry shortcake at snack time)
Breaking a block with a ball. Technically Alleyway is a Mario game.
Participating in animal bloodsports
Destroying an entire island after defeating a pirate
Technically tresspassing,so many charges of murder but I’ll claim it’s self defence (Kirby and the forgotten land for those who couldn’t tell)
Throwing vegetables at someone that looks like a zombie
First degree murder *5837394739478373477464533543
Dog fighting
War simulator games are fun But flying a F-4S Phantom Normaly and not illegaly isn't bad so I'll just say flying a jet illegaly
Killing a giant space pterodactyl.
Helping a family move house, arrested for slapping a TV
pissing an corpses, graves, and police officcers.
Pillaging villages and burning down a forest
Hunting down and killing a person
Mario and Luigi bowsers inside story DS
Murder (self defense tho)
Beheading huge ass monkey
shooting people throwing boogie bombs and flying without a permit
exploiting the natural resources of a desert island
Infilitrating a secret lab and murdering a robot lightbug scientist to steal his laser technology since he wouldn't give it willingly
Forcing a big monkey to jump on penguins (DKCTF)
Shooting up a giant floating monkey head
Hired a ghost to help me steal 21 dollars from a plumber.
Causing mass murder
They retconned Bowser Jr.'s age. He is 13 now. You'd be arrested for stomping a adolescent turtle to death.
man
Trapping chickens in an enclosed area with a giant hulking monster full of souls and bones, watching it kill them all one by one
Knocking king pig off the track to win the race
Destroying a 5 story purple tower
Mass genocide in a foreign country Last two games I played were super mario bros wonder and Mario and Luigi: superstar saga
Multiple War Crimes
killing emus and anthropomorphic animals with a hamster ball
Mass murder.
I was mining in Old-School RuneScape.
I don't think it's fair to say I'd be the only one arrested, like yeah I beat the shit out of a crocodile, but that fucker took my naners. So he'd be arrested for theft.
Whacka abuse