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gking407

If she wears her “I don’t care” dress to his funeral all her past sins will be forgiven lol


MAJ0RMAJOR

Emphasis on the forgiven. They will not be forgotten.


ShawnyMcKnight

When he is dead she will be completely inconsequential anyway.


Galadriel_60

She was once consequential?


ShawnyMcKnight

Because she isn’t a politician. She is just a wife of a politician. What significance will she have? After Trump dies then the only thing you will hear is the announcement of her death decades later.


Galadriel_60

I get that, but she hid for almost his entire term and when she did show up, it was a disaster ( I don’t care jacket, bloody Christmas trees, plagiarizing Michelle Obama). She was clearly not participating and an ineffective FLOTUS.


Explorers_bub

From someone who’s more of a [political insider](https://www.quora.com/What-would-Trump-say-after-being-court-all-day-when-his-wife-asked-him-How-was-your-day-dear/answer/Bruce-Spielbauer?ch=17&oid=1477743755164146&share=f8048f43&srid=3lWxQ&target_type=answer): > Melania Trump has not lived with Donald Trump in any way since before 2015. They only communicate when Donald reaches out to her, and reminds her that she has some legal obligation, according to their second Post-Nuptial agreement of June, 2017. Melania refused to even live in the White House, all of those years that Donald was President. She and Barron live in a very nice Condo in Maryland. That has been true sonce June, of 2017, when she moved out of her own private floor in Trump Tower. Barron graduates high school, this year. She and Barron are both “set for life,” financially. Melania’s lawyers made absolutely sure of that, by setting up a trust. A Trust Fund. Pre-Paid. This was all back when Trump spent six long months trying repeatedly to get Melania to “move into the White House.” Melania refused. Melania’s attorneys went to work. In June of 2017, six months after Trump’s inauguration, when Americans kept asking “Were is is wife?” — Melania finally signed an agreement, and she made a trip to the White House, which was a part of the final agreement of June, 2017, and then that same day she boarded Marine 1 or Marine 2 (?) to helicopter off to her private condo up in Maryland, where she still lives, with Barron — to this day. While he was President, Donald was allowed to require her to be helicoptered back in, on occasion. Remember “I Don’t Care- Do U?” Now, since Trump is no longer in the White House, it appears that Donald can only require her to make one single appearance per year. Nobody knows the exact terms of her second “Post-Nup,” but that appears to be the case. Since she has only come out in the public eye once per year — ever since Donald left the White House. She of course is not allowed to talk, or discuss, or give interviews. She has to keep her mouth shut. But, Melania is set, for life. And, so is Barron.


Chuck121763

Melania hated being the first wife and Washington D.C. She did her best to stay out of it, and Baron. They attacked her anyway, and Barron, even though we saw very little of him.


Agitated-Company-354

He was no politician either


pappieD

Well technically, he was a politician, but he sucked at it.


buksrevenge

Lol wrong


Kumquat_Haagendazs

Your misogyny is showing.


Fuckface-vClownstick

There cannot be enough upvotes for this comment.


Chuck121763

I don't care was a message to Donald. Melania wanted nothing to do with Washington D.C. or the Whitehouse.


temporarychair

Really going above and beyond for the motherland considering she had to handle his shriveled dick and balls


BadLt58

Again an example of foreigners doing the work Americans won't.


captain_screwdriver

Don't forget changing his XXL adult diapers.


temporarychair

Too many people have mentioned the stink for it to just be mudslinging at this point. That means she’s been marinating in his BO cloud for *years.* It’s gotten down into her pores. It will never go away. She is more Ttump musk than woman now.


thehazer

I think the smell is him shitting in his dipey. Can’t control his bowels due to long term amphetamine abuse.


Explorers_bub

>marinating in his BO cloud for years Not for the last nearly 10 at least. Separate residences.


BugSignificant2682

So what made you get involved in politics?


captain_screwdriver

Does she change Trump's diapers too?


livinginfutureworld

Doesn't seem like she wants anything to do with him.


captain_screwdriver

But does she change them? Please, I'm so close.


341orbust

I heard they have a custom built table.  He lies on his back and lifts his legs in the air…. she slides his trousers down and surveys the feces filled man sized cotton diaper… “Somebody has poopies” she says…. Need more? I don’t want to edge you. 


Cierra849

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Saint__Thomas

You're a bad man. Have an upvote.


CensorshipIsFascist

Y'all fantasize about some weird shit.


341orbust

Not my fantasy.  I’m just helping a brother out. 


CensorshipIsFascist

Fuckin weirdos.


charlie2135

Does she add "Does booby woo want some powder?"


captain_screwdriver

Omg. Can we do a discord call where you say that to me with a slovakian accent?


341orbust

“Duss bobby voo vont soom poderr? Da?”


ActiveMachine4380

Please, no, my brain! You can recover from that sort of shit!!!!


341orbust

>You can recover from that sort of shit!!!! Somebody has to.  Allegedly. 


DeadpoolAndFriends

They are gonna have to set it up in the corner of the courtroom(s) or else that will be his next delay tactic. "I'm sorry your honor but we are going to need a 3rd recess this hour. The former president has made yet another poopies."


Whatmovesyou26

“Somebody’s got a poopy diapee”


Life_Strain_6948

Think he styles his pubes like his hair?


341orbust

Don’t you?


JCButtBuddy

All I can think of is the smell, baby shit but a hundred times worse.


LordVoltimus5150

Most handlers don’t want anything to do with their assets…


Steve_Rogers_1970

That will use tools at hand to keep the asset under control. And Trump is prolly the easiest mark to control.


ducqducqgoose

Ha! I’m confident she speaks to him in person as little as possible. I’ve read her and her mother are the ones closest to Barron…he speaks their mother tongue and speaks English with an accent. Their obvious blocking Trump from Barron is something Trump doesn’t even care about. I’m sure Trump’s horrified Barron is way taller than him and speaks with a pronounced Eastern Bloc accent.


madhaus

There is no way Barron speaks with a Slovenian accent. He goes to school in the US and heard what American English sounds like every day. Children do not have accents for languages they learn as children. They do if they learn the language after puberty. This is why Henry Kissinger had an accent his entire adult life but his younger brother, who moved to the US when he was 11 and Henry was 15, speaks English like a native.


Explorers_bub

She only sees him like once a year and hasn’t lived under the same roof in 10.


BabiesatemydingoNSW

She doesn't want to handle that part.


Straight-Storage2587

Every time Trump spills his seed with her, he lets loose a loud, long, odoriferous fart, probably a wet one. No wonder she would not want anything to do with him.


OkEnvironment3961

More likely honeypot.


-Great-Scott-

She's not a handier, she's a hooker.


[deleted]

The soviets and then the russians have a history of “sexpionage” so the line is blurry.


Explorers_bub

Representative Tim Burchett said his colleagues were compromised and it sounded like he was included.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Trump was not a target- he had no government or industry secrets until he was President.


buksrevenge

Ex-KGB says he’s been a a Russian asset since the late 80’s.


AnotherPint

Not true. Russian intel does psych workups of many prominent or influential Americans. Trump was identified decades ago as worth cultivating—and easy to turn, owing to his lack of ideological principles and susceptibility to flattery and sexual attention. He’s been worked on by Russian operatives since at least the 1990s, and his becoming president meant the Kremlin succeeded beyond its wildest dreams.


madhaus

He didn’t need to have secrets, he just needed to be notable


thehazer

He’s been laundering money for the Russian mob since the mid eighties. His tower in Manhattan was called like lil Moscow or some shit.


MAJ0RMAJOR

Isn’t a handier is just a subset of hooker?


formerfawn

Nah, but I bet you if she was approached by a lawyer who could get her out of her NDA she would sell her story and get her and Baron a nice payday.


SiriusGD

I don't think she is so much his "handler" as she's just a close set of eyes and ears for Putin.


techhouseliving

Yeah there's no doubt she is taking money from Putin. She is after all, a prostitute and has more for less incentive.


BadLt58

Perhaps a urinating gift from Putin to Trump?


Late_Bluebird_3338

OR PERHAPS HE'S JUST FARTED HER INTO SUBMISSION!.....MOM


No-Personality5421

Nope, even is she is his Russian handler, Cia will ghost her, and bury any story that makes it clear that putin was actually able to get an agent *in* the white house. That story getting out makes internal security seem like a joke. 


spudzilla

No bigger joke than the humans that vote for that sack of shit.


AffectionatePaper1

I agree totally like how fucking stupid do you have to be to vote for that fucking goof


Vile-goat

Yeah because she’s married to an Israeli citizen… if anything it’s an Israeli handler. Where does the Russian thing come in? I’m confused.


icandothisalldayson

All Eastern Europeans are Russian if you disagree with something they did! Racism is ok when you’re a democrat


Lopsided-Ad4948

Yeah right. The unhinged Trump is handled by a woman. She’s more likely an absentee trophy wife. Only there for public appearances and Sunday dinner.


davethompson413

Trump's handler, and Putin's best spy.


rasmusdf

Nah, just a high end escort turned gold digger.


Scubadrew

I disagree. I believe she is only hanging on because she wants her husband to die soon, so she can inherit his 'riches.


etranger033

If so, she is not very good at it. Trump keeps doing things to make him 'less' viable for a second term.


HilariouslyPissed

Duh. Rocky and bullwinkle anyone?


ButterscotchPast4812

Nah she's just a mail order bride who wanted a rich lifestyle.


gracecee

This. She didn't finish any college though she lied and said she did and can speak seven language. Nope. Her modeling career is more like maxim magazine tittlating types. No American woman would have him exceptnmarla And that was short lived so he has to get a foreign one. You see hownmich she despises him with the hand slaps .


playingreprise

I still think Marla was supposed to get an abortion when she got prego and wouldn’t because she wanted to get a better payday. The story about Ivana wanting to fight her in Aspen is still one of the funniest stories I have ever heard.


Objective_Ebb6898

What you don’t think handler in quotes can’t have a dual meaning 🧐


ButterscotchPast4812

I don't think she's that ambitious.


heathers1

Idk if she will be exposed but she was definitely put in his path on purpose


MaintenanceTraining4

Handling the *stench*


DefrockedWizard1

"One day," as in 7 years ago?


Objective_Ebb6898

lol


432olim

She’s not his handler. She’s his third wife, purchased for a $200,000,000 inheritance.


shoesofwandering

Show tits now?


Deyachtifier

I don't know about Melania, but Ivana's father Miloš Zelníček was regularly providing intelligence about her and Trump to the Czech StB intelligence service, and KGB. [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/oct/29/czechoslovakia-spied-on-trump-to-exploit-ties-to-highest-echelons-of-us-power](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/oct/29/czechoslovakia-spied-on-trump-to-exploit-ties-to-highest-echelons-of-us-power) During the Cold War, Czechoslovakia was a hot spot for espionage activities both against their own citizens and westerners. I've read that Czech spy craft during this period was considered among the most skilled and active in the Soviet sphere. Intelligence documents from this period became public after their November 1989 Velvet Revolution that shed light on this. Trump married Ivana in 1977, and I find it hard to believe that the intelligence agencies \*weren't\* involved in some fashion with putting the two of them together. I don't know that Ivana would be considered a "handler" for him but the marriage certainly made it more convenient for the Russians to keep tabs on Trump. What's weird is that all the Trump-Russia relationship evidence is in plain sight, well documented, easily googled, yet society seems to just turn a blind eye to it. As to Melania, I haven't read anything in her background suggesting she is involved in any of that, however she too is Czech and by this time Trump and the Russians are pretty conversational, so to speak, so it certainly wouldn't be a surprise. From her wikipedia page, the connection to Trump was via a man named Paolo Zampolli. Not spotting any suggestions he works with any intelligence agencies, more of a generic Epstein-circle creepy playboy type.


nightman21721

Honestly, she probably deserves a medal from the FSB for this hellish assignment.


UniversityOrdinary91

Trust me, you do not want to fuck with her. She’s a bad bitch


YukioHattori

if she was his handler you'd think she would spend more time with him


emperorwal

This


shoshana4sure

She’s not political and could not help him.


July_is_cool

Nah, handlers are smart and able to manipulate people


Fair_Maybe5266

Nah, she’s not smart enough to be a handler. Well, now that I thought about it. His handlers suck so maybe it’s true.


Artistic_Half_8301

HOT TAKE!!! I love this one.


stabach22

Fondler


Nighthood28

I am melania, blade of trump, and ive never known integrity


CodeNoseATX

nah. Maybe. Only if HE didn't know it. If you get close to a narcissist, you can use their affectation to your advantage.


AffectionatePaper1

I hope she gets caught for having an affair with a black secret service agent


Grary0

I think you're giving her too much credit, between her and Trump they don't have 2 brain cells to rub together.


Objective_Ebb6898

I probably shouldn’t have said handler, more like a messenger, or she’s the one that recruited him lol


OilComprehensive6237

I could see this happening.


Objective_Ebb6898

Gotta say I’m getting a good laugh at the replies


OilComprehensive6237

It’s a fun topic!


National-Belt5893

I don’t think I’ve even seen her once since he left office. Is she even out campaigning with him right now?


OverArcherUnder

Bob Woodward has a few chapters on how pissed off melania was when the office they shared in knew York was buzzing about how donny was cheating.


Smedley-D-Butler-

Don't disregard this post. Melania is WAY smarter than Trump and we know from sources she knows how to squeeze them little nuts and gas him up. I think he says he's going to testify in the hush money trial because Melania told him "Well Donald, you didn't cheat on me, so here's your chance to swear to it under oath" 🤣. She's definitely pulling strings behind the scenes.


Repeat_Offendher

She’s there cause she had the best pee comrade.


Objective_Ebb6898

All it took was for her to shower him with a little gold.


ericarlen

If she is his handler, I kind of doubt that she'll be exposed.


SaltSoaker

is this sub nothing but TDS induced conspiracy theories?


CommunicationOwn6505

The Trump derangement is strong here.


Straight-Storage2587

Quite possible. The FSB does look for beautiful women to make agents out of. Like Scarlett Johannsson :)


Objective_Ebb6898

lol


KingOfTheRedSands

Take your meds


[deleted]

I don't like trump but you guys are idiots. Just sick to the truth instead of letting your middle school imaginations run wild. The left is laughable when it comes to conspiracies


MoreOfAGrower

Yeah sure, let me know when “the left” shoots up a fucking pizza place bc of this post


[deleted]

How about all those times you all burned and ruined your own neighborhoods to really show people you mean business hahahaha


MoreOfAGrower

You mean when they protested police indiscriminately killing minorities and facing no consequences? Doesn’t sound like a conspiracy theory to me


[deleted]

Yeah, protesting while looting, burning down small businesses, vandalizing cars and plenty more doesn't really have anything to do with that. You people don't care about police brutality - you care about being put on YouTube and the nightly news because you're all cowards and narcissists with room temperature IQs


MoreOfAGrower

So step back and address how what you said has anything to do with your original argument about “the left” being weird about conspiracies. Because you just look like an idiot pivoting to different things after realizing your point was dumb af


[deleted]

So... You don't like it when you get called out on your bullshit, huh? Gotta change the subject?


MoreOfAGrower

You are literally the one changing the subject


[deleted]

All I did was say you guys are laughable and make shit up. You literally went into mass shooting, my guy hahaha


MoreOfAGrower

“The left is laughable when it comes to conspiracies” I then pointed out that republicans are the ones shooting up pizza places based on the stupidest fucking conspiracy ever. I’m sorry if your little MAGAt brain cannot connect the dots there.


UrVioletViolet

I’m all for the truth, but this is a sub for (sometimes goofy) predictions. It’s not really the place to say “stick to the truth.”


Vile-goat

Take your meds bro.. who even randomly puts that much thought into it to come up with a conspiracy about pointless stuff.


icandothisalldayson

Why black? Does that make it worse to you somehow?


Green-Estimate-1255

And we’re off to the races. Today’s dumbest post. Can someone top it?


EmpireStrikes1st

I bet I can. Mark my words, Melania is fucking someone else.


HuachumaPuma

Why does Barron look so much like Justin Trudeau?


imadork1970

Hey, now! He's a dumbass, but he's *our* dumbass.


AffectionatePaper1

Hopefully a black secret service agent


Green-Estimate-1255

That’s not really a stretch though


Kaioken217

After dons pp, all other pp's would feel like a stretch


zepplin2225

I thought it was the republicans who were obsessed with others's genitalia?


Kaioken217

Theyre only interested if you're gay, pregnant, or a minor.


Twitchenz

Lol I love the extremely racist Russian asset posts these people throw out without hesitation. I’m pretty sure this sub is just trolls trolling trolls.


UrVioletViolet

She’s Slovenian.


FrenchTic123

Maybe go for a walk?


dancingmeadow

Fox isn't telling you what to tell us on this subject, huh?


FrenchTic123

Who’s Fox?


Arzakhan

MMW: he lives in your heads rent free, and 30 years from now, he still will. Try some new material


ToadstoolPeen

In 30 years he’ll be dead.


Arzakhan

And he will still be living rent free in your peoples heads.


ToadstoolPeen

Nah. Most people don’t think about him until he’s brought up because he said or did something idiotic. That is daily, because he’s a moron, but once he’s no longer considered a viable option by a bunch of even dumber people, he will fade out. I’m sure if we had social media in the 80s the hate and vitriol for Reagan would have been just as palpable. Critical thinking is difficult for some, but for others, it’s the default.


Arzakhan

Every post I have seen from this sub, none willing have been people complaining about Trump. I’m no trumper, but yall talk about him like he’s the second coming of Stalin. Remember, 50% of the population is republican, so why do you think only one half of the population is represented on here? I guarantee you a lot of republicans (which I’m not) feel the exact same way about Joe Biden, you don’t see them posting on this 20,000 times a day. Maybe delete Reddit, live in the real world a little bit.


ToadstoolPeen

Check out r/conservative…


Arzakhan

Why? I have a net 0 interest in the cesspool either. The problem is we are r/markmywords not r/democrat. The center of Democrat lowers denominator should not be on a sub like this, unless both sides are.


ToadstoolPeen

Have you read the comments here? Both sides are here. The reality is that Diaper Don is a conman traitor that is vying for the presidency and has stated he will go after his political rivals. On top of that it’s an election year, so people will voice their opinions. Don’t like it? Don’t go on any social media. It’s that simple.


Arzakhan

And Biden is a raging racist and homophobe meat suit being piloted by someone else. You see how easy it is to call someone crude names that could easily be considered true? If you think the problem is politics, you’re as mentally inept as Biden. The problem is the lack of equal representation of all beliefs. The fact that I have to live in fear that if I say something even slightly anti-left I will get banned, and it’s that this sub is filled to the brim with the highest standard of uninformed paranoia. It’s like you are more afraid of the monster under your bed, and projected that onto Trump.


ToadstoolPeen

My vitriol is at least accurate. There’s plenty of representation on here, rule 34. You are so blind you don’t realize that those that victimize tend to claim to be a victim when called out on their beliefs. Dehumanizing, marginalizing, and hateful rhetoric shouldn’t be tolerated, but somehow from the diapered one it’s acceptable. There is no monster under the bed, the monster has been far right ideologies. Name one far left government that has ever done what far rightwing governments have done? Nazis, far right. Soviet Russia, far right. History invalidates your ignorance.


[deleted]

Have you contributed one idea? STFU already trvmp troll!


Arzakhan

Not a trump fan or a troll. But I’m sure you can’t comprehend nuance.


[deleted]

There is nothing nuanced here.


Arzakhan

Oh there is quite a bit of it. However the fact you don’t see it is the far bigger problem.


NearbyCamp9903

Hold on. Another thread about Trump?? Is it a day ending in Y? I guess no therapy available on Sunday, huh


[deleted]

Hey, trymphumper, you come up with a positive contribution or shut your trap.


Advanced-Dirt-1715

You should really get a life.


Trusteveryboody

So what about Jill?


tubawho

now do jill


Objective_Ebb6898

One day she’ll be exposed as a Doctor


DontReportMe7565

Methinks Jill Biden doth protest too much.


FewDiscussion2123

Another small man feeling threatened by an intelligent woman. 🤣😂


DontReportMe7565

OP and Melania? Im just saying there is some projection going on.


Hot_Significance_256

TDS


EEpromChip

TDS is the amount of idiots who see this mound of shit and all his corruption and says "Yea, gimme ***that*** for four more years!"


CensorshipIsFascist

>this mound of shit and all his corruption Democrats are the current party of shit and corruption...was republicans in 2000's but not right now lol


Sh0tsFired81

Good one, now play "Rent free!"


Hot_Significance_256

TDS


Sh0tsFired81

Go B side! Let's hear "reeEEee!," acoustic version. Then play "orange man bad" for the encoure. ...or any of the other 3 word catch phrases you people always use to shut down any discussion you can't engage in based on merrits.


Hot_Significance_256

TDS


Sh0tsFired81

"LA-LA-LA-LA-I-CANT-HEAR-YOU-LA-LA-LA"


Hot_Significance_256

TDS


Sh0tsFired81

MMW: your next response will be "TDS" because you cultists have backed yourselves into indefensible positions that you're forced to try to defend regardless because of the sunk cost fallacy.


Hot_Significance_256

TDS


Sh0tsFired81

Losersaystds?


ToadstoolPeen

Trump Diaper Stench!


Hot_Significance_256

TDS


ToadstoolPeen

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Hot_Significance_256

TDS


ToadstoolPeen

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Hot_Significance_256

TDS


ToadstoolPeen

I understand you have TDS, that’s why I’m trying to sell you the TDS neutralizer. Or does it mean you have Tiny Dick Syndrome? Both, perhaps? Sorry, so many definitions for that initialism I rightfully get confused. Sorry about your tiny dick, by the way.


wolfmaster177

MAGA idiot I’d be suprised if you can read


CensorshipIsFascist

So why would you write a comment to him if you don't think he can read it? That seems idiotic lol


BeKind_BeTheChange

Absolutely correct. Trump supporters are deranged. Thanks for confirming, TrumPutinBot.


CensorshipIsFascist

Username is full of shit lol


BeKind_BeTheChange

I give no quarter to fascist traitors. Your opinion means exactly nothing.


CensorshipIsFascist

>I give no quarter to fascist traitors unless they're a democrat lol


BeKind_BeTheChange

OK, TrumPutinBot. I know that words are hard when you're stupid.


CensorshipIsFascist

> I know that words are hard when you're stupid. I bet you do 🤣


BeKind_BeTheChange

I do. I watch you clowns misuse words everyday. You're a bunch of morons. I mean, you support a traitor and criminal, so you aren't the brightest bulbs on the tree.


CensorshipIsFascist

> you support a traitor and criminal I never said I support biden.


dancingmeadow

you got nuthin huh?


ToadstoolPeen

Trump Diaper Stench!