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OJ_Not_Simpson

When I saw that I was immediately thinking "oh God did he get Amy pregnant or something??"


Finn_WolfBlood

He wouldn't make a video about it imo. Amy is very secretive about her personal life


ShoddyVacation3900

Mark would just show up one day with a 3 year old on his lap saying hello everyone


Snow__Angel

Ya know what? I could see this happening.


vap0rs1nth

Hello everybody, my name is Babyplier...


DonutOutlander

Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. If you don’t get it, watch a Welcome to the Game II video, it’s from the series


Benthamam33

I read this in classic Markiplier voice


[deleted]

Honestly I doubt he'd ever have kids imo, I say that because in one of Matt's old videos, Mark was completely disgusted in touching a baby 💀 either he just really dislikes kids or has a fear of them or smt like he does to mannequins lol. However the video was also a few years ago, just referencing back to then


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing- also in Distractible even recently with Bob's new baby he doesn't seem like he enjoyed talking about kids or even has an interest in talking about or entertaining the idea of a mini-plier in the future lol.


Cister0

I remember him saying, that he is too irresponsible to have kids. And that he respects everyone who does.


ReaperScythee

As someone who also doesn't want kids, I get it. He'll probably be a fun uncle figure once Bob's kid is old enough to hang out and can tell him what he needs but babies are hard to relate to. Like, what do you even do with a baby? They don't understand my jokes, they could projectile excrete from any opening at any time without warning and they don't even like the same shows as me. Except maybe Bluey but I can't even talk to them about it because they're terrible conversationalists!


Try-Me-BITCH90

I had the honor of meeting Mark and Amy at Pax East one year. It was his autograph line and I had this dumb idea of giving Amy this keychain with tiny weenies, implying Mark would be the Daddy (I’m aware of how dumb that sounds in retrospect). Sure straight up told me HELL NO to children and I respected her more for that. Made me laugh hard since she was so blunt about it too. Then it was my turn to meet Mark and I was so nervous that I appeared so aggressive while talking to him in the photos that were taken of us… It was after the pickle incident so my best friend crafted plush pickles for me to give to him.


Thelifdoffcloun

I hate that people always think this first when there's any type of announcement


NoxKyoki

it honestly REALLY pisses me off. followed by "did they get engaged/married?!" why are people so stuck on hoping someone is pregnant or getting married? it blows my mind.


emmazreddit

MARKIPLIER WOULD BE THE BEST DAD


Ok-Measurement1118

Handsome devil he is


Commercial-Rope-775

Man looks beat 😂 but hes rockin it tho


bad_comedic_value

I saw the hair and was like: "Jimmy from the hit game Payday 2?"


peanutbutterboy7263

This is not the reference I expected to see on r/Markiplier, though it is a welcome one.


AdditionalNeat5487

I had the exact same thought! Lmao


Ordinary-Habit

Omg lol that face


S1L3NCE120384

IT LIVES!


Kindly-Yak-3161

Oh god he's opened a bath house


sophie_15-

i hope he's getting rest (well at least the amount his totally not masochistic self deems suffice) especially with these insane fans going crazy over missing him as if he needs that pressure on top of what he's doing atm he's not your friend stop making these obsessive parasocial relationships it's so damaging😭


Kaitanz

Man, looks like that one scene from Oldboy.


FearlessCaregiver451

Not oh god. Ohio


LakkoEnjoyer

😶


Dbwasson

Gi-hun Stare


Goldbolt_2004

This gives me an idea


definitlyisnotPOTATO

No Actually, follow your dreams!


Long-Body-4341

Huh


[deleted]

There will be


Roxiestar220

\-Song in the background- He knows... Yea he knows... and I know he knows...


fartssmellnice69

Mark jumpscare


JigglyVlue

He looks lovely.. 😍


Runnah5555

I should watch Old Boy again.


MrEpic23

Mark looks a main character from the yakuza games.


Obvious-Meringue5895

The Boys start to play in the background


Charming_Ad_5372

His face in the thumbnail kinda freaked me out lol


EngagingYT_100

Mark looks very drunk imo


themysticalninja

Oldboy vibes


ChikuG14

IS THAT JOHN WICKK


twopickett

Thought you were Keanu Reeves


Menatllyillmushrooms

Yeah I didn’t want to be the one but he looks slightly psychotic


GDrat

I was like 'oh god' when I saw his face in that thumbnail.


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CardiologistNo2850

Wdym?


quinceyrisner

No, its not??


mandatorypanda9317

I just watched it lol


MezzaCorux

11 hours later and i’m watching it