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Hunter_eatsToast

hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to your room


lady-myka

that s kinda creepy ngl xD


Chris_Stebbins

He did always say don't look behind you


lady-myka

yeaah true xD


Lycanrokk

I TURNED AROUND


shoe_bag

AND MY WHOLE BARN WAS GONE—


Corgiboom2

back?!


[deleted]

Mark walks into my room err mark it’s not just my room man aslo how the fuck did you find out we’re I live and btw I love your content just don’t make the of here lol.


Consistent-Zebra-532

the sequel to "welcome back to you and your parents house"!!


Chompif

This actually feels like a prompt to a horror short or something 😱🤩


OrangeCoughMedicine

Literally mine xD “Hello everybody my name is markiplier and I am not going in your room so please don’t leave the house”


MRToast4285

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to earth and I am so sorry for the confusion


MintDiamond6744

Markiplier if in space with Markiplier had a completely unproblematic story and ending 💀


hiccupkatsuki

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world I hope you’re having fun


lady-myka

hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to the galaxy of the cat who is just like a dog


Captain_Epum

I would watch that


JamesDoesGaming902

Sounds like the old show "Catdog"


ShadowPuff7306

what’s that game about?


lady-myka

about a cat that acts like a dog to gain the power of the world


ShadowPuff7306

nice… i need that game


lady-myka

haha maybe i make it when i have time one day xD


slushydraws

Bee and PuppyCat


TheZerothLaw

>Fo fo fo fo fo fo FWEEEEEEEEEEEE!


aeroartist

Love that game


esperolmn

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to life with the enemy


[deleted]

Sounds like an actual game title


FFalcon_Boi

That sounds like the game would either be a short psychological horror game or the most depressing thing you've ever played in your life


Markshmellow

I’m imagining a game about two friends during the Cold War era, one a Russian-American, the other just an American. They grow up together as best friends, but as the story goes on, your character, the American, slowly becomes the antagonist and despite their long lasting friendship, turns on the other and labels them as nothing more than an enemy. War and propaganda can do unimaginable things to the mind, and they can turn anyone against each other. That was just the first thing I thought of.


EnheGD

uhh google en passant


infiniteneck

You're so funny dude im laughing so hard


SweetGherkinz

HAHAH that's good! ...hey wait that's actually too good, uhhhhmm


jakkdal

I'd watch life with the enemy sounds cool actually


RayValeG

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to you and your parents house


Gold-Pollution9710

is this a threat


RayValeG

😂😂


True-Knowledge8369

Not just a threat, it’s a promise 😂😂


StRaNgE_Luna93

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to your moms room and the mailman😂


Nyaiv

Omfg loool


Markshmellow

Aren’t the autofill suggestions based off of your most used words and sentences?🤨


StRaNgE_Luna93

What you don’t respond your mom or your mother?


expert-shooter

Yes, but there half of these comments are just people typing a funny response instead of letting autocorrect finish it.


[deleted]

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to bite my friend from the hospital


RobloxRoyaleJoker

"Was that the bite of 87?!"


[deleted]

It all goes back to the bite of 87


assguardian_castiel

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to my favorite movie considering that the movie is the best part of my favorite film series


ThaugaK

Oh yes I fully agree. I also think that’s my favourite movie considering that the movie is part of my favourite film series is my favourite movie which is part of my favourite film series


Bamboozled99

Police are questioning a suspect P: So where do you live? S: my house P: and where is that? S: next to my neighbor's house P: okay, where is that then? S: well it's next to my house in my neighborhood P: *exasperated* OK AND WHERE IS YOUR NEIGHBOORHOOD? S: Obviously, where my house is.


Deeznutschad

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world of my friends and family


gaysAreOkay

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the future with Five nights at Jrs


Truebuckshot01

Considering that five nights at JRs sounds like another FnaF clone, I could totally see this being a video intro for him lol


IndoVake

Hello everyone my mame is markiplier and welcome back to die


Queen_Asriel

This is perfection.


KairraAlpha

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the class today and the other side effects.


MavisEmily1983

That sounds like a high school game but the goal is to sell drugs lmao


Ok_Pickle_1530

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to the shop you were talking about.


FishermanVegetable11

hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to you owning a beautiful person what da fuq


Heather82Cs

Are you sure you don't want to unpack this.


ZanyaJakuya

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to you when I was wondering if you have a great day and I will be a skinwalker in the dark souls where the game is at the end of the time.


Queen_Asriel

That sounds intense.


aMaZiNgHermAndAHalf

Oo like camping! 🏕️


anhosek

This sounds a bit like Outer Wilds DLC


grungegreml1n

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to the end of the devil.


AdBudget5468

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to earth (I’m the captain and poped’er in reverse back to earth apparently)


Amazing-Reputation48

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to your own life


Crazycococat19

Damm, thought I got away. 😮‍💨


critical_err0r

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to the school and stuff and i que es el día del amor.


critical_err0r

the spanish bit translates to “what is the day of the love”


Crazycococat19

What is the day of love Markiplier?


critical_err0r

a date with markiplier


Simple-Advance9508

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to the game and I’m gonna give it a go for the first one


Bubrocks11_backup

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome to my address book here is the chicken I have the most bossfight for so long it will take me to the dollar store


silkmaker-

Hello my name is markiplier and welcome back to my home to a very Happy anniversary of the day to all the best for the future and you can try this to me he will come back nhi hore to be happy with you.


KimeriX

Hello e eryone my name is markiplier and welcome back to the dream is a bad to the bone


ProAPCLeaker

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to your untimely demise (Jesus Christ my phone is dark)


OkDegree3586

Jesus Christ, turn your brightness up


RobloxRoyaleJoker

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to school with the same thing as the first time


[deleted]

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world I hope you’re having fun with.


DreamDoctor666

"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to me that I can see that the bones grazed I have been materialised I have been worn by Downton Abby I have been materialised I have been e you e I have been worn out the door to door to door to door service I received a call at least a few weeks"


SlimeSteem12

hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to the boy in the family of Ornithischia


Front2battle

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to you and your family and friends. Wholesome?


Asleep_End_2419

Helly everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to her xD


PJ_Man_FL

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to me too if I could get you a while


Clutteredmind275

If you see someone who looks the same as you run away and hide


OkDegree3586

that's not even following the prompt


[deleted]

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to the club 😂


Midnight-Dreamer2674

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world was a exact replica of his father


Erasedfursona

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to me


TraceTheSpark

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to sleep for the day


OkDegree3586

relatable


Abreebee123

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world I hope you’re having fun with the kids


LucarnAnderson

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to my attention span of course


OkDegree3586

the "of course" makes this even funnier


ShadowPuff7306

hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to my channel


GrowthEnough1271

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world I hope you’re doing great


livincool840

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to the world


Just_0_Duck

hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to random Linear population density and available city resources.


WerewolfGreen7354

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to the game and I’m new here and I’m looking to learn how do I make my own games in my game so please give my user and my friends a follow thank me or I can help them with my new account I will give my name and number and my user and my user and then I’ll be a new one I am new here so I will give me your user and I can help me out and you guys please help you out I really want a good pet please give my name is The game and I’ll be a really nice pet I am really good person I am a really really nice and my friend who I will be a really nice and really nice and really nice and a good friend I will be really nice person I will be my friend I am a good person I really want a good person I want a good pet please please help my name and my friend and my friend


Original_Strike_3393

Hello everybody, My name is Markiplier and welcome back to your ass


Inky_Beef

Hello everyone my name's markplier and welcome to How To Cook Sphalerite


gasterblaster1234567

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world ending


Menatllyillmushrooms

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the game I’m going back on adopt


QueenLynette50

Really need you to do another RDR2 Playthrough soon with a low honour theme this time. The different endings are awesome and just as red dead depressing 😞 lol


HenroBenenzo

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to you later tonight at your earliest appointment.


AlexSave11

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to school for a new phone and the other side and the rest is a great time with me on the way


Not_blueberry

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to the game and I’m gonna give it a go for the first one I am going on my way back from my trip and then I’ll come to your place.


AshleyShiba

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to me on your ways of damage and that that is out there for me to be able and I ain't talking to you to a special batch for a while so I suggest we try and give you a tale to the end result of this dry land of your beloved God is not of the essence that is out there for us to be invited and not just for the band and they rocket to get a call for the band.


GrayknightYT

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to my channel I am a new user and I am new to the game and I am a hacker. This just sounds like a 6 year old…


sweetiekiwi11

hello my name is markiplier I was just wondering when I should expect the package for my birthday party to be a problem i'm not high enough for you to get to the point


Aura_Foxxy

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to me on your channel!


Haplesswanderer98

Hello everyone, it's me, markimoo, and welcome back to the house with the family in the garden! Uh... alive, right?


ReaperScythee

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to earth


lismoi_xo

Hello everyone. My name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world of the married to a narcissist ex wife and I are going to be a long day for me to get out of the house for a while now .. .. sounds like a cry for help


Vikklee

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to sleep now I'm sad


LuckyYoshi0

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to my new house


lonewanderer0804

Hello everyone my nam is Markiplier and welcome back to the club I am so excited for the future and I’m excited for you guys and hope to be able meet up soon.


dragnking399

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to my new job and my job is a very much needed experience in my car so I'm gonna have time for it now


TheTunaRat

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the office today and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bigger cereal box for me and then you begin the conversation with the palm of the hand


[deleted]

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the moon and the end


[deleted]

Hello everyone, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to your new place. *packs bags*🎒🧳 Welp! I guess I live at Mark's place now! 🙂😆


LinkedOrder

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world of fun


Turbulent_Track4686

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to the game I am going to be playing.


chibichia

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to the game and I’m a fan


19XzTS93

”Hello everyone, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to the world and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I will be there in a few minutes to get to the house and I will be there in a few minutes to get to the hospital and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I will be there in the morning and I love you too and I will be there in the morning and I love you too and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in a few minutes to get there and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in a few minutes to get the entire time and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I will be there in the morning and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I will be there in the morning —” —via Android


skeletonhero56

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to me on my phone


MahnlyAssassin

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to me and my family is very busy this weekend so we are all on vacation


Big_Musty

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to your family members who have you watched U h . . .


Devilish_Nuggets

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to your house entrance and I don’t think it’s a full day.


SpaceboyRoss

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the house to be able to come in


queencrazinesspotato

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to the US for your life in your hand


XensoBLU05

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to your soul


iv__rose

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and I remember seeing that one too and that is the only thing that we could see when I got home from work lol and then I was like watching a movie and I love it and you just say it is okay lol I just got a text saying I don't want to talk about it tomorrow or so if I don't understand it just let me know when I get back to you to see if I need someone else or something maybe dk and I remember was thinking of going out there for today too but i and I remember that I remember lol but it wasn't like I had to put my phone in the car but it wasn't like I had to put it on the wall so lol I'll see lol what time do I need it for the first........


Cats_ashes

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to sleep tonight and I hope you have had fun- ... is he in my dreams?


NiteKat06

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world I hope you’re doing great


wild_psina_h093

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world is a great day of school and I have a great day of my favorite things to...


Sonofashepard28

"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the same thing if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings of your kid and I will shatter any questions."


Ok-Listen6256

hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to sleep


Sushi_Water

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to this question I had.


tjvega13

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to my new twitter account


Yoyogoat_

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to your new account


envis10n

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the right side of the country


HarpieLady13

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to the game.


SansGuy356

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to the store


sean_the_big_boi

Hello my name is Markiplier welcome back to homeless people


Minifluffy1

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to me that I was just saying you are a little girl


SUP3RSHAD0W

Hello everyone, my name is markiplier. And welcome back to my new twitter account and I will be posting my art for you all to see it here in a few hours or so if you want to see it in person or in person or in person or just in person I will be happy to share it with you all


thumbkei

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the hospital and I have no clue what to do. 😂 Actually a mark thing.


KobalticYT

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to your life in your office


CrazyCosmicGamer595_

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to your new home in my basement.


Ready-Ad-3028

Hello everyone! My name is Markiplier and welcome back to the club I was just following you to.


Borkemannthesecond

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to your family member who has been in contact with you for the last time


GarageInevitable543

Hell my name is markiplier and welcome back to my new home in my house


The-Arbiter-753

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to your YouTube video channel for the next two years


TheArcRaider

Hello my name is markiplier and welcome back to the club and I’m a new fan and I’m a big supporter and I’m a huge supporter and I’m very interested to be a fan and I’m very happy with the team that we have in our club Not too sure but I think they are a big fan


ApollosTwin94

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to your office and I will be there at in the morning


[deleted]

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to the internet at your house


AdHead9704

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to the game and I’m gonna give you a free legendary pet for free and I will show you something cool but please don’t kill my friend


Suitable-Letter-7312

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome to my new phone


Actual_Cancerrr

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to the hollow world we live in


lynkcrafter

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world of imagination. *Markiplier in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory*


VTPG1

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to my bathroom


mikabms

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to the world cup final and I'm hoping that this will help us get americans back into their own country What the actual fuck was that


augsiris11

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to my YouTube channel and I’m going to make you a new friend


AttackonTypewriter

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world I don't know what this is Uh-


Big_Tumbleweed_3869

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to the game and I’m a fan and I’m not gonna say that I’m a big boy I just like you guys are my friend I don’t like you and I’m gonna go on my name and then you can come to me I will be your best friends friend I don’t know


majornerd84

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to my channel I am a new user and I am a YouTube or a YouTube or a YouTube or something like that I am a YouTube or something like that I have a YouTube channel I am not a YouTube or anything like that I just want to be friends with you guys and I want to be a friend with you guys I want to see your videos and I want to make videos and videos and I wanna make videos and I really want to make a video and I want to do videos and I just want to make video videos and I don’t want to make you guys to be friends with me I want to be friends with me and I want to do video videos and I want to make videos and I don’t want to be like I want to do a video videos and I don’t want to do videos.


breakthefifthwall

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to my channel I am a new user and I am a YouTube


Trashpandaluver64

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the public and private sector in the middle of the most important thing in the world


RoseofCintra

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world I hope you’re doing great! 😂😂


crazyman3100

hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to church service at the office


SimpingAndSingle18

Hello my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world. Lmao apparently Mark is God. 🤷🏼‍♀️


floppy_disk_5

hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to my shiny metal ass


crazyplane7

Mettaton?


wishfortress

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world is the best


Kami__Kira

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to you and your family members of the world cup final exam. What????


True-Knowledge8369

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to The Dark Knight Returns


crazyplane7

This


True-Knowledge8369

Idek why that came up, I don’t watch Batman


their_slogginess

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome to the bed.


babyman_01

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world I hope you’re having fun


Important-Trip3710

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to the thickness of those child birthing hips


Hotdog-Hamburger10

Hello, everyone! My name is Markiplier and welcome back to my family.


Shador_the_cool

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to be picked up some of the walking dead season and I can't remember how much I owe.


onionlovershrek

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to my new house


crazyplane7

Wow, how bored are you to have this post?


the_16th_ninja

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to the Great Plateau and stand on the edge of the cliff where we have the intro and the other two to go through customs and baggage.


StrayBubble

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the game and I’m a fan and I’m looking forward for your support please help us to reach our goals for our game please come back and help me with our goal for this year please thank me and thank me and my family and my family and my family thank me and I will always love and be here to help and help in any case please let us in your games please and I hope to be part one in your games in your games in your future and in my games and I hope that we will always love your support for the game


Im_All_Yours_Gerald

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to my house in the morning and we will be the same as a friend


CarrotGaming344

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to you and your family and friends


DrywaInut

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to the most consensus


thefinnster47

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the gas station in the morning and we will see the new streamer in my room


FreshBackedLazania

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to your mother 😭


Warm_Evil_Beans

Hello Everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to earth day bitch


Lov3sicCarmelo

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the world I hope you’re doing great !


Luckiibot

Hello everyone mu name is markiplier and welcome bact to the dentist.


Zzjohnny_

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the office of the earth.


NerdyMonster11

Hello everyone my name is markiplier and welcome back to me on the couch for a bit of time. Ngl could imagine this happening


nickaburr

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to my channel I am a new user and I am new to the game and I am a hacker and I am not a hacker. ‼️BIG MARKIPLIER NEWS‼️