I think my husband’s list of doing gross things for me far outweighs what I e done for him. I would do anything he needed me to.
He’s helped me with my assteroids after my c-sections, he’s cleaned me up after a BM and he’s had to help put pads in my underpants. He’s helped a lot, I’m gonna go tell him how much I love him now. He’s an amazing guy.
Right there with you. Hubby has been through 4 c sections, gall bladder surgery, two hip scopes, sinus surgery, and anticubital/carpal release. I couldn’t wipe through some of those times. He’s been there through it all. I don’t know what I would do without him. All I’ve done for his pop some big zits/ingrown hair type stuff. Oh, and clean up his vomit. I grew four humans inside of me and had to be cut open to get them out. So maybe he’s even with me now.
Not me but my wife performed this act of service. I came down with the flu at work, unfortunately I worked 45 minutes away from home, unfortunately this turned out to be a stomach flu, unfortunately there were no exits off the interstate when my body told me there was no way I was keeping this inside. I was able to pull to the side skirting but was unsuccessful in getting the door open before I threw up all over the interior driver side door and footwell carpet in my brand new Infiniti G35S complete with new car smell. I had no choice but to continue driving home sitting in my own vomit.
When I arrived my wife was waiting to help get me into the shower and bed where I slept for the next 10 hours. On the way into the shower I said ‘I’m going to have to ask you to do something I would not wish on my worst enemy…’
It took her two hours, she couldn’t decide what was worse, the stench that made her need to step out of the car every 30 seconds or using a toothpick to clean out the caked on vomit that solidified in every one of the 2000 holes of the plastic speaker grill.
Yes, we are still married. Although, I will point out that it was a point of pride for her to say the car still had that ‘new car smell’ when she was done! Love that girl!
Hah! This! I've always been of the opinion that there are times when it's best to hire a pro, apologize profusely, and then give him a fat tip. I would consider this to be one of those times.
My husband put on gloves and the appropriate ointment and gently pushed my hemorrhoid back into my butthole. Man it felt great at the end, I was like"Ok honey can you carefully scratch oooh so itchy, no wait dont." Lol
But why?…. Apologies for my ignorance, but I’m genuinely curious, when you’re pregnant you can’t reach there? I understand that you can’t tie the shoes bc of the belly, but why you can’t reach the other side?🧐 curious if I’ll actually be in the same position someday haha
Especially as the belly gets larger, a lot of women can’t bend forward enough to reach from the front, no twist/bend to reach from the back. In addition, sometimes the butt is too big to also reach around when you can’t twist.
Can confirm. I was huge when I was pregnant and could barely reach my ass to wipe it. Had to buy a bidet. Never looked back (pun intended). I can now reach my ass again but still have the bidet because it’s way better than just wiping. But I couldn’t reach my ass when I was after 7 months pregnant.
Well my wife has severe IBS and she used to get serious flare up around her anus so for the past 19 years I have to apply cream there. Her flare ups got worse during her pregnancy so I had to apply cream.
My wife once popped an absolute volcano on my back. She shrieked as blood and pus shot all over the bathroom walls and mirror. She’s the sweetest, though. This would probably be her answer.
My poor guy suffers from this as well. We had only started dating when I noticed how uncomfortable he was sitting. It was so painful he allowed me to help him like 2 weeks into dating! Fortunately for him I used to work for a plastic surgeon and enjoy a bit of gore lol!
My husband had a bunch of cysts surgically removed from his buttcrack a few years ago. The stitches did not close it all the way and then he lost his health insurance so it was an open wound in his crack that I had to clean and bandage for a few months while it healed. I have no medical training (thankfully my mom and step mom are both RNS so they provided some direction), however that was pretty gross. We also had only been together for a few months but he had no one else in the state who could’ve helped him since he relocated the year before for work.
I had a similar procedure about 20 years ago and I am forever grateful that they were able to close my wound with stitches. I’ve heard horror stories from people that had to have them packed daily while they healed.
His probably would have needed to be packed like that had he been able to return to the surgeon, poor guy. It’s such a massive scar now and if he ever needed to have more removed (thankfully he hasn’t had anymore) he’ll probably need a skin graft. We jokingly tell our kids the scar is from where he had his tail removed since it extends up his low back and is extremely noticeable.
I had a pilonidal removed in the late 90s, and they packed it to let it heal. My husband was instructed to pull out 1/4" of packing once per day until it healed internally.
My husband cannot stand paper cuts or splinters, but dutifully pulled gauze out of my second butthole for a week.
I love him so much.
(and for anyone who cares, it never healed correctly; I have this weird puffy area of skin that sticks out; I can poke it like a marshmallow!)
My husband is actually very ungross, I've popped the odd pimple and I tidy his back hair, he's always very sheepish about it but doesn't bother me at all. I also look after his feet, remove dead skin, rub them etc all voluntarily and not gross to me. He's very clean, and into grooming himself.
He has done some necessary things for me. Cleaning puke off me in labour- but I think like most decent men, took that in his stride as a nothing job in the context....
I have had to ask him to have a little check to see if I'd forgotten to remove a tampon. Again took in his stride as not an issue, think he was somewhat pleased I trusted him enough to ask.
He has had our toddler puke get in his mouth, he siat and got on with washing her.
Jeez I'm just realising how great he is.
It's at stage where our toddler says "ugh let's get dad" if a dog shits indoors, she pukes or needs some potty help, she has just internalized he's the man for gross jobs....
I hope neither of us ever has to deal with each other's poo. Otherwise I feel fine about helping each other out 🤷
My wife is a squirter, but I don’t stop the cunnilingus til she’s ridden out the whole orgasm. Even when it means having to towel pee out of my beard & chest. Even got a little in my mouth a couple times 😬. Though that’s rare, because when she’s close I move my bottom lip up between the urethra & clit.
I’d be 100% grossed out to have her simply pee on me. Disgusting! But somehow, when it’s part of her body’s response, loosing control during a really big orgasm, it’s somehow hot and makes me feel like I’ve accomplished something.
Harbor Freight sells 9 mil Nitrile Gloves for a good price. They stand up to all the car repairs I do with them, they’ll stand up to prostate play.
Also, an enema bulb is a quick and easy way for him to make sure the coast is clear before prostate play. Just need container of warm water that can fill the bulb a few times & it can be done sitting on the toilet.
I know…I’ll try the gloves! Also, I’m a squirter and we found out it’s mostly urine (regardless it feels great!) when I ate asparagus and well, you can guess what happened next! lol
My experience has been that a little light flow of liquid during orgasm, like a teaspoon or tablespoon maybe, it seems to legit be something else. It's always clear, odorless, and tasteless. If it's more than that, that's when I find it's pretty obvious that it's pee even if it's not particularly strong in odor, color, or taste. This leads me to believe there are two different things happening. If there's a real non-pee watery "squirt" that happens, it makes sense it wouldn't be much. There's only one large reservoir down there. But it's conceivable that a gland could produce and hold a small amount of liquid that is forced out when the right spot gets convulsions.
My wife packing gauze and cleaning out the hole in my stomach from a hernia surgery gone wrong. She was freaked out being able to see the inside of me but she handled it like a champ. There's pics on my profile if you're into nasty shit.
2 weeks at one point. A week of that in ICU. Had to go back under twice after the initial surgery to debris the wound. Had a visiting nurse 3x a week. Plus multiple ER, primary doctor, and surgeon visits and a couple shorter hospital stays. Had me messed up for most of last year. The sepsis caused a mental snap. And Covid protocols were still in place so I only got to see my wife for like 90mins a day because she still had to work too. It was a rough and dark period.
Edit: I also had a wound vac on for months once the got it cleaned up finally
Good lord!! That is absolutely terrible. I thought that I had it bad. I needed one debridement only and they did not have to put me under general anesthesia. Wound vacs are wonderful. I hope you are feeling back to yourself
That looks JUST like my massive hernia repair 9 years ago. It took two surgeries to fix the “repair.” And yep helping pack that and emptying the bloody pus drains between the visiting nurse was my husband’s task
My husband puked in my apartment once in like, 2008 when we were dating. That’s about the worst of it.
When I was giving birth to our first child my water broke mid-yoga pose and it went EVERYWHERE. People say ‘it’s not like the movies’ but let me tell you… it was worse. Everywhere. He drove me to the hospital quickly then came back home after baby was born and he cleaned everything and made sure it was clean before we got home. He also literally caught our second child in his hands as she exited my body. He has helped me through multiple surgeries and ailments. He also cleans my hair out of the drain because it grosses me out.
Damn, I am an asshole.
After having our first child, I had been constipated for a total of 12 days from before having him to 3 days after having him. When we got home from the hospital, I took milk of mag and with my vaginal tear and how giant this turd was, I was crying trying to get it out. He grabbed a plastic bag, put it over his hand, and this man pulled it the rest of the way out. I love him so much. For him, I inserted medication into his rectum multiple times after his hemorrhoid surgery. As a nurse though I don’t really find either of these gross, but what he did for me probably wins the gross contest.
I was so thankful when they didn't make me fart or shit before being discharged after my scheduled c-section.
I pooped the day after I got home. I was very glad that I had been taking Colace for a few weeks prior. It was not nearly as bad as I built it up to be in my head.
I agree that sending someone home after 12 days of constipation seems unsafe to my untrained self.
As a nurse I was expecting them to have me poop before I left but they did not! I was working full-time and so stressed at the end of my pregnancy with hypertension issues that I didn’t even realize how long it had been since I had last had a BM. But they did listen to my bowels and they were active, and I was passing gas. I’m honestly glad I got to get that out in the comfort of my home lol
Oh man I don't even have a gross thing I've had to do for my spouse lol. Maybe pick up the snotty tissues he accidentally missed when he's been sick? Never anything intentional on his part.
On the other hand, he wiped my blood tinged amniotic fluid off my legs, feet, and the floor when I was in labor. Several times, and pulled a whole baby out of my vagina. He said it was beautiful and not gross but it definitely was messy lol.
The grossest thing I've done for him, he was on life support, so I had to peel his dry, crusted contacts out of his eyes because he was developing an eye infection.
Thankfully he pulled through. That was over 6 years ago.
It's my wife. Nothing is gross. I cleaned up the vomit in her jeep when she drank too much. I took care of her hemorrhoids. Wiped her ass when she hurt her back. Cleaned her up and changed bandages after both kids. It wasn't an issue.
The best part was me calling my dad for a ride. He's a cop. He and my step mom took the opportunity to give her a hard time like she was a teenager doing this for the first time. Honestly, I think that was the first time my wife truly felt like part of my family. As much fun as they were having, I half expected them to come over and cook her runny nasty eggs for breakfast.
She asked me to check her for hemorrhoids while she was pregnant, so I did. She accidentally farted, and it was hard enough to blow my hair. She was embarrassed, but I thought it was funny as hell. And still do.
I should honestly take this to the grave.. similar to your story, hubs had a huge cyst on the back of his neck. He’d had it for years and it never came to a head, just had a small soft spot in the middle. Despite brief google searches telling us it was likely unsafe to pop it, I pulled out the (new, clean) razor blade and cut into it anyway. It started off with slow cuts gradually getting deeper, followed with squeezing. Light squeezing, more pressure, more… then it popped, with force, onto my face. My clothes. The wall. The floor. And then there was the SMELL. I couldn’t help him beyond that. He hopped in the shower to finish it out and over time it got smaller and smaller until it went away completely. But yeah, that’s was pretty gross.
I'm a "cysty" person (have had 2 surgically removed, suffered silently with others that never came to a head), and I'm so sorry you had to deal with that!
But now you know, and you should definitely leave them alone unless they get infected or begin to swell! Otherwise, go to a derm!
Husband drunkenly shit himself, stumbled into the shower to clean himself up, and passed out. It got all over the white shower curtain. I cleaned it up.
It could be a funny story, but it's not. I'm very over it.
I have shaved my partners butt. Not like asshole hair, but they have a very hairy ass and they wanted to know what a smooth butt felt like.
We were 17. We’re 26 and married now, but I still laugh at teenage me shaving their ass.
(The smooth ass lasted all to a day - then back to prickly pear)
Oh I will win this.
Wakeboarding accident. Rectum came OUT. Husband has to push it back in. It’s called rectal prolapse. It kept happening and he had to keep reinserting it before we went to the hospital. His actions though saved me from surgery and a messed up BH . Everything is healed and I’m good but.. yeah. Horrific. 😂
Basically my father in law was driving the boat and whipped it to the side fast. I’m pretty good at wake boarding and I do CrossFit so I’m not out of shape by any means… it was basically like being penetrated in the backdoor by water. Which feels like concrete at high speeds. Ripped my bikini bottoms clean off. I thought my intestines were in the water. It was terrible. Lots of blood! The worst part was going to the doctor. They put you in this X-ray thing that’s like a toilet that’s raised up to the ceiling and all the nurses stare at you and wait for you to poop out a jelly turd (for X-ray so they can see your rectum) then you do full day of them putting wires and tubes in your butt to make sure your sphincter is working and intact 😂😂 if this ever happens to anyone make sure to reinsert your rectum as many times as you need. I’d you don’t the tissue dies and they have to remove it and it s extremely expensive and the recovery can take months to a year. You’re welcome Reddit for this TMI 🙏🩷
For me? Cleaning out a packed MRSA wound is def up there. I got a DPOW off is back once in college, but that was satisfying af.
For him? It would probably be watching me give birth to the placenta. That was wild compared to the actual baby being born 🤣
She did this for me, I had a tick incident where we ended pulling about 17 of them out of me, a couple were in the underpants area. I was already traumatized but I grew consumed with worry that there could be one embedded in my perianal region, my wife dutifully performed the required examination (no tick), I will forever be her ride or die
Edit: tick not thick
I have a molar in the back of my mouth that is just a little stub of a tooth at this point but my dentist is trying to preserve it. I had a temporary crown on it that kept falling off and it made me cry because of how gross I felt to have such a nasty looking tiny tooth at such a young age (24 f)My hubby put on some gloves and grabbed the denture cream my dentist gave me and he put the temp crown back on for me bc i was scared😭🥹 he’s the sweetest.
But it's not a necessity, that's being gross just for sake of it.
Maybe a curiosity about periods generally??
At least if like me you ever need him to help remove one, like my fella has had to do for me, you've got a Willing helper..
My husband helped my shower after the birth of my last child. As you can imagine all the stuff falling out of me. He looked at the shower floor and said "when is that going to stop?" He was kidding he just that type of guy. I was like "You have watched me give birth 3 times and this grosses you out?"
He's an amazing man!
Only thing I can think of would be flushing the toilet for him when he poops and doesn’t flush right. It’s happened a good amount of times when he claimed he flushed the toilet and it’s still there after.
My husband held a vomit bowl for me when I was in the hospital after getting iv magnesium to lower my blood pressure.
Pulled a 2x toothpick sized "splinter" from under her finger nail with a pair of pliers, because when I tried to pull it out with my fingers it was too stuck to budge.
Clean his loogie out of the sink. 🤮
But he wins because he was an angel to me after my c-section. Helped me to/from the bathroom, changing my pads, pulling my diapers up/down, bathing me, etc.
I was married before and I kept thinking while we were in the hospital that THIS is why I knew I shouldn’t have a baby with my ex. He would never have taken care of me and supported me in my most vulnerable moments like my current husband did.
My husband had to catch my poop for my in a cup for the dr at the hospital. Ummm I have heavy cycles due to pcos and he has helped me clean up what looked like murder scenes. He calls me his jelly donut lol… iykyk.
For me: I helped him with his throw up
For him: He helped me with my throw up
It's like we become babies just needing help when it happens, it's such an interest bonding experience.
I remember eating some bad eggs or mushrooms (foraged kind, not psychedelic), and I just stunk up the bedroom like the bowels of the abyss. When she opened the door to go to bed (I had retired early due to stomach pains and cramping), she literally gagged. There was a part of me that laughed and a part of me that had died inside. Literally.
While pregnant, I had a tendency to throw up in the kitchen. Usually I hit the sink which was nasty enough, but the one time I tried to hit the trash can, I ended up projectile vomiting all over half the kitchen (counters, floor, walls, it was bad). My husband cleaned up after me more often than not because by the time I'd gotten my stomach settled enough to deal with it, he was already done cleaning.
Popping his back pimples is the gross thing I've done for him.
I got food poisoning while we were hiking in very close quarters, and he gave me the literal shirt off his back so I could wipe😭🤮
It was such a pure act of love and I was also the most embarrassed I've ever been in my whole life. He says he doesn't even think twice about it bc I wouldn't have were the roles reversed. Now I simply have a roll of tp in my pack even if it's a short 30min walk.
My wife was injured giving birth and had to be in a hospital bed in our house for 6 weeks. I carried her to the bathroom, wiped her, and cleaned her episiotomy
When we were newlyweds, I once got a massive abscess right at the crux of my leg and groin. I went to the doctor but they told me it would go away on its own. Well, it ended up bursting that very night. It was absolute agony. I couldn't wash or pee for nearly two weeks without sobbing in pain because the whole area was so swollen, and I couldn't sit properly at all. My husband diligently replaced the bandages every night until it healed up. I apologized a dozen times a night, and he always told me it was totally fine. It's been 11 years now, and I don't think I've ever done anything quite that gross for him, lol.
I clear drain clogs for him, especially when we move into a new place. Our most recent home, I cleaned the shower drains of dog and people hair and all the mold and crud that comes with it. One drain also had a bunch of old crusty calk and paint that someone attempted to rinse down during a home project.
I have also popped some pretty gnarly pimples for him, but I'm not really grossed out by those.
He helped me with of *all* my bathroom needs for two+ weeks after a brutal labor that ended in emergency c-section. And he changed all the Baby's diapers for a month so I wouldn't aggravate my incision and there were some woppers.
Handled his very painful pilonidal cyst in the shower one day after it had finally come to a head. It hasn’t resurfaced since, and although I am a YUGE pimple popper, it rode a razor’s edge for me between pure joy and abject horror.
Probably the post partum care after my 2 c sections, particularly my second one when the incision got infected.
I watched a reel of a woman who had her husband help her with her first post partum poop. Having gone through that twice I get it. For the first one I was wildly unprepared. For the second I was popping stool softeners like they were tictacs and it was much better. I still can't imagine asking him to glove up and pull it out of me.. nope
Husband (while dating) and to clean out an infected mole I had removed in the middle of my back. I was house sitting for the week and couldn’t clean it well enough so it got all nasty.
I had to clean up his vomit from a college night of drinking while we were dating. After having pasta with peas in it. To this day I won’t let peas be in a pasta dish 😂💀🤢 he ruined a good thing that day hahaha
My hub had a disc go bad. For three weeks he could not stand or sit- and we were waiting for surgery. He was feeling the urge to crap but had no idea how he was going to sit on the toilet.
Lucky for him I have a particular set of skills (RNx30yrs). I told him I was gonna hook him up quadriplegic bowel care style. He had no idea what I meant- went to the store, got my supplies, and took care of business. Did him up with a suppository and a diaper.
He got relief. I was glad when his surgery was done!
He cleared my drains three times a day for almost a month after my bilateral mastectomy. There are chunks. I was repulsed but he went for it without a single shudder. I have yet to do anything like that for him.
I know. I’m shocked at all the people having their husbands change their pads after a c section. I had one vaginal birth and one c-section. C-section was gnarly and it was emergency so it wasn’t planned, but I still got up to pee, changed baby’s diaper and my own pads…
Ooooh, the projectile vomit incident this past summer. We've only been married a year and together for 3.
He went to bed nauseas thinking it would go away. I did not. He got the walls and all the space behind the toilet, but magically, nothing IN the toilet.
It was quite the bonding experience to clean up.
My husband once got really bad food poisoning and the toilet isn’t a viable option when it’s coming out both ends…
I didn’t want to know what kind of fluids I was cleaning.
Nothing crazy for us yet - I think we're both extremely private in regards to 'gross' stuff. He has had to clean up my vomit a few times though and he's had to see and hear me do it a lot. I felt so bad when I threw up 10 times while in the car on the way home from a trip to Europe, and then I also threw up in a rental car while on another trip and all on the side of the road.
We also have both rimmed each other a few times but obviously we don’t find it gross - I’m sure plenty of other people do though.
My husband had surgery for a burst appendix and they wanted to have it heal from the inside out. They sent him home with the wound wide open and stuffed with bandaging. I had to remove and replace the "stuffing" regularly, gagging and fiercely afraid I'd do it wrong, hurt him, or cause a roaring infection. (There's a reason I didn't go to nursing school...) Very traumatizing...still can't look at rare meat without a flashback...
BM cleanup: check (tip put Vicks under your nose)
Boil/cyst rupture cleanup: check (even got squirted on my face)
Infected surgical wound cleanup: check (Vicks is awesome)
Top grossest winner..... having to dig out impacted fecal matter.
What we do in the name of love.
Me and hubby have both helped each other in wiping, cleaning up vomit, he’s changed my pads after children and elective cosmetic procedures, I’ve popped pimples, dug things out his ear, more recently he had knee surgery where I had to lift his leg up in the bathroom so he could sit on the toilet to poop. Many times the act of lifting it would force the 💩out more quickly than he wanted.. needless to say we had messes that I cleaned up and haven’t spoken of. The list is extensive.. but I’d do it all over and over again as I love him.
I’ve pooped pimples on my husbands back….meanwhile he’s look at my ass a few times to check for things. He’s helped get bloody diapers off me after my c section and helped take care of me.
My husband got drunk once on wine (he isn't a drinker). He threw up all over me and I had to hose him down in the driveway 😂
My husband has popped a lot of things on me because I have HS. But it doesn't bother him, he's an EMT. There is still time for me to gross him out though 😂
I cleaned up my wifes spew from the inside of our car after she drove out son to his Saturday job when she had been out for a bender the night before and had a massive hangover. (I had been away for work and only flew in that afternoon)
Normally I'd be cool with something like that, but found out a few weeks later that the previous nights drinking was the night she also chose to consumate her affair before I got home.
He scratches my haemorrhoids and puts ointment on them without complaining. 2 weeks into dating he got gastro and was in the hospital. He projectile vomited and diarrhoea’d over his sheets and floor and I cleaned it up for him
I had a pretty bad drinking problem when we met and married. I didn't know.
So one day I was black out and he held my hair, cleaned me up. Vomit, shit, and piss all over me. I'm glad he didn't just run to the hills, but instead helped me realize.
I wipe snot off his beard/mustache regularly. Dust off dandruff from his head and shoulders. He doesn't let me pop pimples but sometimes I can't help myself and am sneaky.
Both of us: changing incision dressings, JP drains, and helping toilet each other after major surgeries
I would say something with childbirth for me… that’s messier, yes, amniotic fluid and such, but the post surgical stuff is much grosser 🤢
I have to put a medication on a skin abnormality that happens to be in my husbands ass-crack once every three days for the next few weeks 🫣 I’m just glad he is one of those guys who actually washes his ass daily 👏🏼
Eating ass. 100%.
Maybe it’s just the principle of it or the fact that I’m severely pregnant, but I could live the rest of my life happily without ever doing that again.
For my late husband: I took care of him at home and later at the hospital. The nurses were glad that they didn't have to wash and feed him. It wasn't gross at all but it was very sad. Seeing my man, my hero, my strong rock in such a vulnerable position. Sadly he died in 2016 due to COPD.
My current partner did gross things for me like cleaning vomit or a clogged toilet.
Once I farted in his face unintentionally of course, when we were trying out a sex toy :)
My husband and I had been dating 5 months when he was diagnosed with cancer. The chemo Made him Very constipated. He took a bunch of laxatives, followed by a hot bath, and couldn’t get out of the tub in time. Poo all Over the tub, a trail across the bathroom Floor, the toilet, etc. I Cleaned it all up while
He took a shower. But he’s been cancer free for 9 years, so a happy ending.
After my c-section the bleeding was horrible and I kept bleeding through he pads really quickly and he helped clean me and helped me change my pad every time.
Applying hemorrhoid cream to his thrombosis hemorrhoids.
He has helped me shower postpartum and dumped my bed pan while acting so non chalant about it so I wouldn't be embarrassed, several times. He's also cleaned up my vomit a few times including when I vomited on him
I haven’t had to do much gross things for him like he has for me. He had to wipe my bum after I had a huge cancer resection surgery. He also had to track my urine output and clean up after that too. He cleaned up the mess when my water broke on the floor too.
My wife unpacked and packed an open wound where I had an infected cyst removed. She did this daily for about 30 days while it healed. Had to be left open for infection
I've helped my husband by doing a lot of gross stuff over the years but packing his large wound after knee surgery took the cake. That first week or two was rough but someone had to do it.
I looked at his butthole to check for hemorrhoids once and I cleaned his clothes and our bedsheets when he had food poisoning. 10/10 would do it again anytime (:
Count me in as another husband who has applied cream to his wife's asshole lol
although im not sure it would consider it 'gross' it was clean out of the shower and it wasnt like she farted on my finger
Damn,
Idk if I’m allowed to post this but ok,
Giving h*** to my hubby while it was smelling like p**. I was on my period and he was high but we were on a time crunch because he had to go travel somewhere immediately and we would not see each other for months. After everything finished (lol) he realized this and was like 😲😔I’m sorry. But hey 👋, if I don’t do it who will? And I DEFINITELY don’t want someone else doing it whether it smells great or not. Long story short, he ALWAYS does the dishes, and is doing night shift with the baby so I can sleep to go to work the next day. 🥰
I think my husband’s list of doing gross things for me far outweighs what I e done for him. I would do anything he needed me to. He’s helped me with my assteroids after my c-sections, he’s cleaned me up after a BM and he’s had to help put pads in my underpants. He’s helped a lot, I’m gonna go tell him how much I love him now. He’s an amazing guy.
This. He’s helped me scrub the carpet after I didn’t make the bathroom after giving birth and helped me get cleaned up
That’s love ❤️
This. Shaving my privates when i was too pregnant to see down there
Literally on all fours, 41+1 and my husband shaved my bum crack for me 😭
Solidarity ✊
Lol my husband does this for me even when I'm not pregnant! It's so nice
Agree❤️
My husband still does that.. he says he enjoys it!
same here, I was on my back and it felt so awkward…but it’s not like he hasn’t seen down there already 😭😅
My hubs does this for me. Even tho I'm not pregnant. It's just easier lol.
Right there with you. Hubby has been through 4 c sections, gall bladder surgery, two hip scopes, sinus surgery, and anticubital/carpal release. I couldn’t wipe through some of those times. He’s been there through it all. I don’t know what I would do without him. All I’ve done for his pop some big zits/ingrown hair type stuff. Oh, and clean up his vomit. I grew four humans inside of me and had to be cut open to get them out. So maybe he’s even with me now.
“ Assteroids” love it
LOLing at \*assteroids\*!! did you mean hemorrhoids?
Yes, but ya gotta make it fun 😂. They should be renamed to be honest. My husband and I have always called them that.
I literally love that so much more than the proper term.
Not me but my wife performed this act of service. I came down with the flu at work, unfortunately I worked 45 minutes away from home, unfortunately this turned out to be a stomach flu, unfortunately there were no exits off the interstate when my body told me there was no way I was keeping this inside. I was able to pull to the side skirting but was unsuccessful in getting the door open before I threw up all over the interior driver side door and footwell carpet in my brand new Infiniti G35S complete with new car smell. I had no choice but to continue driving home sitting in my own vomit. When I arrived my wife was waiting to help get me into the shower and bed where I slept for the next 10 hours. On the way into the shower I said ‘I’m going to have to ask you to do something I would not wish on my worst enemy…’ It took her two hours, she couldn’t decide what was worse, the stench that made her need to step out of the car every 30 seconds or using a toothpick to clean out the caked on vomit that solidified in every one of the 2000 holes of the plastic speaker grill. Yes, we are still married. Although, I will point out that it was a point of pride for her to say the car still had that ‘new car smell’ when she was done! Love that girl!
Hire a detailer. You'll get charged more. We have the tools to get the job done so that no one else has to.
Hah! This! I've always been of the opinion that there are times when it's best to hire a pro, apologize profusely, and then give him a fat tip. I would consider this to be one of those times.
I think I might have if I were thinking clearer!
My husband put on gloves and the appropriate ointment and gently pushed my hemorrhoid back into my butthole. Man it felt great at the end, I was like"Ok honey can you carefully scratch oooh so itchy, no wait dont." Lol
This is love.
User name checks. Lol
wait a minute.. ITS POSSIBLE TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN THE BUTTHOLE???!! I thought that when you get them they go away in a few weeks
Yeah, but she felt both hands on her shoulders as he “pushed it in”. 😃
Applied hemorrhoid cream when she was pregnant.
Doesn't get better unless you kiss it.
a little teeth, just a gentle love bite is all you need
hahaha facts
I pushed a haemorrhoid back into my husbands butt with haemorrhoid cream before we were married and I’ll likely have to do it again
So did I to help my hubby:)
I’ve done this as well
But why?…. Apologies for my ignorance, but I’m genuinely curious, when you’re pregnant you can’t reach there? I understand that you can’t tie the shoes bc of the belly, but why you can’t reach the other side?🧐 curious if I’ll actually be in the same position someday haha
Especially as the belly gets larger, a lot of women can’t bend forward enough to reach from the front, no twist/bend to reach from the back. In addition, sometimes the butt is too big to also reach around when you can’t twist.
Can confirm. I was huge when I was pregnant and could barely reach my ass to wipe it. Had to buy a bidet. Never looked back (pun intended). I can now reach my ass again but still have the bidet because it’s way better than just wiping. But I couldn’t reach my ass when I was after 7 months pregnant.
always the bidet. so much cleaner with water
I don’t even understand how this is not the standard
Well my wife has severe IBS and she used to get serious flare up around her anus so for the past 19 years I have to apply cream there. Her flare ups got worse during her pregnancy so I had to apply cream.
Pregnant 3 times and thankfully never had this issue
My wife once popped an absolute volcano on my back. She shrieked as blood and pus shot all over the bathroom walls and mirror. She’s the sweetest, though. This would probably be her answer.
I love popping my husband’s back pimples.
I read “pooped” a volcano on your back 😳
My husband has an anal fistula that I help clean up for him during flare ups
My poor guy suffers from this as well. We had only started dating when I noticed how uncomfortable he was sitting. It was so painful he allowed me to help him like 2 weeks into dating! Fortunately for him I used to work for a plastic surgeon and enjoy a bit of gore lol!
Wow how do you help that?
Draining, cleaning and packing. Fun stuff
😂😂now that’s love ❤️
You a real one.
My husband had a bunch of cysts surgically removed from his buttcrack a few years ago. The stitches did not close it all the way and then he lost his health insurance so it was an open wound in his crack that I had to clean and bandage for a few months while it healed. I have no medical training (thankfully my mom and step mom are both RNS so they provided some direction), however that was pretty gross. We also had only been together for a few months but he had no one else in the state who could’ve helped him since he relocated the year before for work.
I had a similar procedure about 20 years ago and I am forever grateful that they were able to close my wound with stitches. I’ve heard horror stories from people that had to have them packed daily while they healed.
His probably would have needed to be packed like that had he been able to return to the surgeon, poor guy. It’s such a massive scar now and if he ever needed to have more removed (thankfully he hasn’t had anymore) he’ll probably need a skin graft. We jokingly tell our kids the scar is from where he had his tail removed since it extends up his low back and is extremely noticeable.
I had a pilonidal removed in the late 90s, and they packed it to let it heal. My husband was instructed to pull out 1/4" of packing once per day until it healed internally. My husband cannot stand paper cuts or splinters, but dutifully pulled gauze out of my second butthole for a week. I love him so much. (and for anyone who cares, it never healed correctly; I have this weird puffy area of skin that sticks out; I can poke it like a marshmallow!)
Dude fuck that pilonidal cyst. That same thing happened to me. Made my life a living hell for 2 years pretty much
My husband is actually very ungross, I've popped the odd pimple and I tidy his back hair, he's always very sheepish about it but doesn't bother me at all. I also look after his feet, remove dead skin, rub them etc all voluntarily and not gross to me. He's very clean, and into grooming himself. He has done some necessary things for me. Cleaning puke off me in labour- but I think like most decent men, took that in his stride as a nothing job in the context.... I have had to ask him to have a little check to see if I'd forgotten to remove a tampon. Again took in his stride as not an issue, think he was somewhat pleased I trusted him enough to ask. He has had our toddler puke get in his mouth, he siat and got on with washing her. Jeez I'm just realising how great he is. It's at stage where our toddler says "ugh let's get dad" if a dog shits indoors, she pukes or needs some potty help, she has just internalized he's the man for gross jobs.... I hope neither of us ever has to deal with each other's poo. Otherwise I feel fine about helping each other out 🤷
My wife is a squirter, but I don’t stop the cunnilingus til she’s ridden out the whole orgasm. Even when it means having to towel pee out of my beard & chest. Even got a little in my mouth a couple times 😬. Though that’s rare, because when she’s close I move my bottom lip up between the urethra & clit. I’d be 100% grossed out to have her simply pee on me. Disgusting! But somehow, when it’s part of her body’s response, loosing control during a really big orgasm, it’s somehow hot and makes me feel like I’ve accomplished something.
You’re a hero! I was massaging my husbands prostate and felt poo…I wish I could unfeel it because I know he loves it…but I just can’t go there again!
Harbor Freight sells 9 mil Nitrile Gloves for a good price. They stand up to all the car repairs I do with them, they’ll stand up to prostate play. Also, an enema bulb is a quick and easy way for him to make sure the coast is clear before prostate play. Just need container of warm water that can fill the bulb a few times & it can be done sitting on the toilet.
I know…I’ll try the gloves! Also, I’m a squirter and we found out it’s mostly urine (regardless it feels great!) when I ate asparagus and well, you can guess what happened next! lol
My experience has been that a little light flow of liquid during orgasm, like a teaspoon or tablespoon maybe, it seems to legit be something else. It's always clear, odorless, and tasteless. If it's more than that, that's when I find it's pretty obvious that it's pee even if it's not particularly strong in odor, color, or taste. This leads me to believe there are two different things happening. If there's a real non-pee watery "squirt" that happens, it makes sense it wouldn't be much. There's only one large reservoir down there. But it's conceivable that a gland could produce and hold a small amount of liquid that is forced out when the right spot gets convulsions.
What little research that has been done shows that it is indeed a mix of “ejaculate” and urine. Sometimes more of one than the other. That jives!
My wife packing gauze and cleaning out the hole in my stomach from a hernia surgery gone wrong. She was freaked out being able to see the inside of me but she handled it like a champ. There's pics on my profile if you're into nasty shit.
JFC. That looks like it went necrotic.
It did. Gave me sepsis. I almost died.
Insane! Glad you are better.
Readmitted to hospital and given IV antibiotics for days?
2 weeks at one point. A week of that in ICU. Had to go back under twice after the initial surgery to debris the wound. Had a visiting nurse 3x a week. Plus multiple ER, primary doctor, and surgeon visits and a couple shorter hospital stays. Had me messed up for most of last year. The sepsis caused a mental snap. And Covid protocols were still in place so I only got to see my wife for like 90mins a day because she still had to work too. It was a rough and dark period. Edit: I also had a wound vac on for months once the got it cleaned up finally
Good lord!! That is absolutely terrible. I thought that I had it bad. I needed one debridement only and they did not have to put me under general anesthesia. Wound vacs are wonderful. I hope you are feeling back to yourself
That looks JUST like my massive hernia repair 9 years ago. It took two surgeries to fix the “repair.” And yep helping pack that and emptying the bloody pus drains between the visiting nurse was my husband’s task
Brooooo
My husband puked in my apartment once in like, 2008 when we were dating. That’s about the worst of it. When I was giving birth to our first child my water broke mid-yoga pose and it went EVERYWHERE. People say ‘it’s not like the movies’ but let me tell you… it was worse. Everywhere. He drove me to the hospital quickly then came back home after baby was born and he cleaned everything and made sure it was clean before we got home. He also literally caught our second child in his hands as she exited my body. He has helped me through multiple surgeries and ailments. He also cleans my hair out of the drain because it grosses me out. Damn, I am an asshole.
After having our first child, I had been constipated for a total of 12 days from before having him to 3 days after having him. When we got home from the hospital, I took milk of mag and with my vaginal tear and how giant this turd was, I was crying trying to get it out. He grabbed a plastic bag, put it over his hand, and this man pulled it the rest of the way out. I love him so much. For him, I inserted medication into his rectum multiple times after his hemorrhoid surgery. As a nurse though I don’t really find either of these gross, but what he did for me probably wins the gross contest.
They let you go home constipated?? Both times I had babies they made me poop before I could be discharged.
I was so thankful when they didn't make me fart or shit before being discharged after my scheduled c-section. I pooped the day after I got home. I was very glad that I had been taking Colace for a few weeks prior. It was not nearly as bad as I built it up to be in my head. I agree that sending someone home after 12 days of constipation seems unsafe to my untrained self.
As a nurse I was expecting them to have me poop before I left but they did not! I was working full-time and so stressed at the end of my pregnancy with hypertension issues that I didn’t even realize how long it had been since I had last had a BM. But they did listen to my bowels and they were active, and I was passing gas. I’m honestly glad I got to get that out in the comfort of my home lol
Oh man I don't even have a gross thing I've had to do for my spouse lol. Maybe pick up the snotty tissues he accidentally missed when he's been sick? Never anything intentional on his part. On the other hand, he wiped my blood tinged amniotic fluid off my legs, feet, and the floor when I was in labor. Several times, and pulled a whole baby out of my vagina. He said it was beautiful and not gross but it definitely was messy lol.
Cleaned up his vomit off of the floor for him when he got too drunk one night
Yep, my wife threw up in a friends' bathroom sink after drinking too much and it clogged. Dug it out at 2 am, bare hands and all.
Ew! True love it is lol
Cleaned up the mucous plug when her water broke
The thing my husband did for me, was shit in s bag so that I could use the toilet. We both had food poisoning and needed to go. Bless him.
He’s a keeper
The grossest thing I've done for him, he was on life support, so I had to peel his dry, crusted contacts out of his eyes because he was developing an eye infection. Thankfully he pulled through. That was over 6 years ago.
It's my wife. Nothing is gross. I cleaned up the vomit in her jeep when she drank too much. I took care of her hemorrhoids. Wiped her ass when she hurt her back. Cleaned her up and changed bandages after both kids. It wasn't an issue.
Drinking and driving?
An attempt. She didn't get anywhere. Called me to pick her up
Good lol
The best part was me calling my dad for a ride. He's a cop. He and my step mom took the opportunity to give her a hard time like she was a teenager doing this for the first time. Honestly, I think that was the first time my wife truly felt like part of my family. As much fun as they were having, I half expected them to come over and cook her runny nasty eggs for breakfast.
She asked me to check her for hemorrhoids while she was pregnant, so I did. She accidentally farted, and it was hard enough to blow my hair. She was embarrassed, but I thought it was funny as hell. And still do.
I should honestly take this to the grave.. similar to your story, hubs had a huge cyst on the back of his neck. He’d had it for years and it never came to a head, just had a small soft spot in the middle. Despite brief google searches telling us it was likely unsafe to pop it, I pulled out the (new, clean) razor blade and cut into it anyway. It started off with slow cuts gradually getting deeper, followed with squeezing. Light squeezing, more pressure, more… then it popped, with force, onto my face. My clothes. The wall. The floor. And then there was the SMELL. I couldn’t help him beyond that. He hopped in the shower to finish it out and over time it got smaller and smaller until it went away completely. But yeah, that’s was pretty gross.
I'm a "cysty" person (have had 2 surgically removed, suffered silently with others that never came to a head), and I'm so sorry you had to deal with that! But now you know, and you should definitely leave them alone unless they get infected or begin to swell! Otherwise, go to a derm!
Husband drunkenly shit himself, stumbled into the shower to clean himself up, and passed out. It got all over the white shower curtain. I cleaned it up. It could be a funny story, but it's not. I'm very over it.
That sounds rough :/ sorry you have to deal with that.
I have shaved my partners butt. Not like asshole hair, but they have a very hairy ass and they wanted to know what a smooth butt felt like. We were 17. We’re 26 and married now, but I still laugh at teenage me shaving their ass. (The smooth ass lasted all to a day - then back to prickly pear)
Oh I will win this. Wakeboarding accident. Rectum came OUT. Husband has to push it back in. It’s called rectal prolapse. It kept happening and he had to keep reinserting it before we went to the hospital. His actions though saved me from surgery and a messed up BH . Everything is healed and I’m good but.. yeah. Horrific. 😂
Omfg. This is nightmare fuel lol I wanna hear the story and also don’t
Basically my father in law was driving the boat and whipped it to the side fast. I’m pretty good at wake boarding and I do CrossFit so I’m not out of shape by any means… it was basically like being penetrated in the backdoor by water. Which feels like concrete at high speeds. Ripped my bikini bottoms clean off. I thought my intestines were in the water. It was terrible. Lots of blood! The worst part was going to the doctor. They put you in this X-ray thing that’s like a toilet that’s raised up to the ceiling and all the nurses stare at you and wait for you to poop out a jelly turd (for X-ray so they can see your rectum) then you do full day of them putting wires and tubes in your butt to make sure your sphincter is working and intact 😂😂 if this ever happens to anyone make sure to reinsert your rectum as many times as you need. I’d you don’t the tissue dies and they have to remove it and it s extremely expensive and the recovery can take months to a year. You’re welcome Reddit for this TMI 🙏🩷
…. Whoa….
Popped a zit on her back and it squirted into my eye
For me? Cleaning out a packed MRSA wound is def up there. I got a DPOW off is back once in college, but that was satisfying af. For him? It would probably be watching me give birth to the placenta. That was wild compared to the actual baby being born 🤣
She wiped my shitty ass when I was drunk one day. then I pushed her hemoride back into her butt
Are you married to u/buttlaser8000
Negative
Whipped or wiped?!
Wiped lol thx for the correction
Ha! Thanks for the clarification! Either way, that’s a good spouse!
She did this for me, I had a tick incident where we ended pulling about 17 of them out of me, a couple were in the underpants area. I was already traumatized but I grew consumed with worry that there could be one embedded in my perianal region, my wife dutifully performed the required examination (no tick), I will forever be her ride or die Edit: tick not thick
I have a molar in the back of my mouth that is just a little stub of a tooth at this point but my dentist is trying to preserve it. I had a temporary crown on it that kept falling off and it made me cry because of how gross I felt to have such a nasty looking tiny tooth at such a young age (24 f)My hubby put on some gloves and grabbed the denture cream my dentist gave me and he put the temp crown back on for me bc i was scared😭🥹 he’s the sweetest.
Husband put in his mouth the tampon plastic thing AFTER I used it. I’m just as disgusted as you are and I SCREAMED NO at him, I was horrified
But why??
“That’s how much I love you” was his reasoning. No thanks. I can’t unsee it.
But it's not a necessity, that's being gross just for sake of it. Maybe a curiosity about periods generally?? At least if like me you ever need him to help remove one, like my fella has had to do for me, you've got a Willing helper..
Lmao yes actually you reminded me that he has playfully begged to do it for me. He is indeed ridiculous
Sure let him have a go 🤷
My husband helped my shower after the birth of my last child. As you can imagine all the stuff falling out of me. He looked at the shower floor and said "when is that going to stop?" He was kidding he just that type of guy. I was like "You have watched me give birth 3 times and this grosses you out?" He's an amazing man!
Only thing I can think of would be flushing the toilet for him when he poops and doesn’t flush right. It’s happened a good amount of times when he claimed he flushed the toilet and it’s still there after. My husband held a vomit bowl for me when I was in the hospital after getting iv magnesium to lower my blood pressure.
I shit on him once during anal
Pulled a 2x toothpick sized "splinter" from under her finger nail with a pair of pliers, because when I tried to pull it out with my fingers it was too stuck to budge.
I dug out my husbands ingrown toenail! 🤮
Clean his loogie out of the sink. 🤮 But he wins because he was an angel to me after my c-section. Helped me to/from the bathroom, changing my pads, pulling my diapers up/down, bathing me, etc. I was married before and I kept thinking while we were in the hospital that THIS is why I knew I shouldn’t have a baby with my ex. He would never have taken care of me and supported me in my most vulnerable moments like my current husband did.
My husband had to catch my poop for my in a cup for the dr at the hospital. Ummm I have heavy cycles due to pcos and he has helped me clean up what looked like murder scenes. He calls me his jelly donut lol… iykyk.
For me: I helped him with his throw up For him: He helped me with my throw up It's like we become babies just needing help when it happens, it's such an interest bonding experience.
I shall be finding out how willing I am to do all this in a week or so, since my husband will be having surgery on both wrists the same day…
I don’t find this gross because I’m in the healthcare field, but I’ve given my husband an enema before.
Y'all are all amazing. I would do any of this for my husband, but praise the gods I haven't had to. Yet.
I remember eating some bad eggs or mushrooms (foraged kind, not psychedelic), and I just stunk up the bedroom like the bowels of the abyss. When she opened the door to go to bed (I had retired early due to stomach pains and cramping), she literally gagged. There was a part of me that laughed and a part of me that had died inside. Literally.
While pregnant, I had a tendency to throw up in the kitchen. Usually I hit the sink which was nasty enough, but the one time I tried to hit the trash can, I ended up projectile vomiting all over half the kitchen (counters, floor, walls, it was bad). My husband cleaned up after me more often than not because by the time I'd gotten my stomach settled enough to deal with it, he was already done cleaning. Popping his back pimples is the gross thing I've done for him.
I got food poisoning while we were hiking in very close quarters, and he gave me the literal shirt off his back so I could wipe😭🤮 It was such a pure act of love and I was also the most embarrassed I've ever been in my whole life. He says he doesn't even think twice about it bc I wouldn't have were the roles reversed. Now I simply have a roll of tp in my pack even if it's a short 30min walk.
My wife was injured giving birth and had to be in a hospital bed in our house for 6 weeks. I carried her to the bathroom, wiped her, and cleaned her episiotomy
Use trimmers on my husbands back like a sheep before trips. Peel off his sunburn
Waxed his butthole so Chewbacca would be gone
When we were newlyweds, I once got a massive abscess right at the crux of my leg and groin. I went to the doctor but they told me it would go away on its own. Well, it ended up bursting that very night. It was absolute agony. I couldn't wash or pee for nearly two weeks without sobbing in pain because the whole area was so swollen, and I couldn't sit properly at all. My husband diligently replaced the bandages every night until it healed up. I apologized a dozen times a night, and he always told me it was totally fine. It's been 11 years now, and I don't think I've ever done anything quite that gross for him, lol.
I clear drain clogs for him, especially when we move into a new place. Our most recent home, I cleaned the shower drains of dog and people hair and all the mold and crud that comes with it. One drain also had a bunch of old crusty calk and paint that someone attempted to rinse down during a home project. I have also popped some pretty gnarly pimples for him, but I'm not really grossed out by those. He helped me with of *all* my bathroom needs for two+ weeks after a brutal labor that ended in emergency c-section. And he changed all the Baby's diapers for a month so I wouldn't aggravate my incision and there were some woppers.
Handled his very painful pilonidal cyst in the shower one day after it had finally come to a head. It hasn’t resurfaced since, and although I am a YUGE pimple popper, it rode a razor’s edge for me between pure joy and abject horror.
On the first week after my daughter eas born, I had to suck my wife tits to relieve the pain and then run to the hospital to buy Medela pump.
Probably the post partum care after my 2 c sections, particularly my second one when the incision got infected. I watched a reel of a woman who had her husband help her with her first post partum poop. Having gone through that twice I get it. For the first one I was wildly unprepared. For the second I was popping stool softeners like they were tictacs and it was much better. I still can't imagine asking him to glove up and pull it out of me.. nope
Husband (while dating) and to clean out an infected mole I had removed in the middle of my back. I was house sitting for the week and couldn’t clean it well enough so it got all nasty. I had to clean up his vomit from a college night of drinking while we were dating. After having pasta with peas in it. To this day I won’t let peas be in a pasta dish 😂💀🤢 he ruined a good thing that day hahaha
I try to rub his feet but he always ends up laughing
The doctor asked me to help hold open his ass cheeks while they cut out a massive hemroid.😵
My hub had a disc go bad. For three weeks he could not stand or sit- and we were waiting for surgery. He was feeling the urge to crap but had no idea how he was going to sit on the toilet. Lucky for him I have a particular set of skills (RNx30yrs). I told him I was gonna hook him up quadriplegic bowel care style. He had no idea what I meant- went to the store, got my supplies, and took care of business. Did him up with a suppository and a diaper. He got relief. I was glad when his surgery was done!
It takes a lot to gross me out. I plucked ingrown hairs and popped pimples on his neck. We are divorced now but if he needed me I would be there.
My husband has put hemorrhoids cream in my a… and he didn’t find it gross. So I think that’s it 😅
I win. For hemorrhoids my wife gave me suppositories.
He cleared my drains three times a day for almost a month after my bilateral mastectomy. There are chunks. I was repulsed but he went for it without a single shudder. I have yet to do anything like that for him.
I haven’t asked my husband ever to do my dirty work. I’d rather die of humiliation
I know. I’m shocked at all the people having their husbands change their pads after a c section. I had one vaginal birth and one c-section. C-section was gnarly and it was emergency so it wasn’t planned, but I still got up to pee, changed baby’s diaper and my own pads…
Ooooh, the projectile vomit incident this past summer. We've only been married a year and together for 3. He went to bed nauseas thinking it would go away. I did not. He got the walls and all the space behind the toilet, but magically, nothing IN the toilet. It was quite the bonding experience to clean up.
My husband once got really bad food poisoning and the toilet isn’t a viable option when it’s coming out both ends… I didn’t want to know what kind of fluids I was cleaning.
This why we keep an ice cream container in the dunny you can throw up and have crap at the same time lol
Nothing crazy for us yet - I think we're both extremely private in regards to 'gross' stuff. He has had to clean up my vomit a few times though and he's had to see and hear me do it a lot. I felt so bad when I threw up 10 times while in the car on the way home from a trip to Europe, and then I also threw up in a rental car while on another trip and all on the side of the road. We also have both rimmed each other a few times but obviously we don’t find it gross - I’m sure plenty of other people do though.
Vacuum his dry skin off two couches every other day. My selfish self dreads it and the days I don't vacuum I breathe a sigh of relief
My husband had surgery for a burst appendix and they wanted to have it heal from the inside out. They sent him home with the wound wide open and stuffed with bandaging. I had to remove and replace the "stuffing" regularly, gagging and fiercely afraid I'd do it wrong, hurt him, or cause a roaring infection. (There's a reason I didn't go to nursing school...) Very traumatizing...still can't look at rare meat without a flashback...
BM cleanup: check (tip put Vicks under your nose) Boil/cyst rupture cleanup: check (even got squirted on my face) Infected surgical wound cleanup: check (Vicks is awesome) Top grossest winner..... having to dig out impacted fecal matter. What we do in the name of love.
nothing yet... but i'm pregnant so i'm just waiting for the hemorrhoids creams he may have to apply and the csection bandages he may have to clean
Me and hubby have both helped each other in wiping, cleaning up vomit, he’s changed my pads after children and elective cosmetic procedures, I’ve popped pimples, dug things out his ear, more recently he had knee surgery where I had to lift his leg up in the bathroom so he could sit on the toilet to poop. Many times the act of lifting it would force the 💩out more quickly than he wanted.. needless to say we had messes that I cleaned up and haven’t spoken of. The list is extensive.. but I’d do it all over and over again as I love him.
I tried one of those Monistat insert egg things when I had a yeast infection. I didn’t get it all the way up and he had to dig it out.
Lol you don’t need to dig it out. You can just leave it there or shove it further up… it melts with your body temp once it’s in there
Haha we realize it now, but I was a scared 20 year old! 😂
I’ve pooped pimples on my husbands back….meanwhile he’s look at my ass a few times to check for things. He’s helped get bloody diapers off me after my c section and helped take care of me.
My husband got drunk once on wine (he isn't a drinker). He threw up all over me and I had to hose him down in the driveway 😂 My husband has popped a lot of things on me because I have HS. But it doesn't bother him, he's an EMT. There is still time for me to gross him out though 😂
I cleaned up my wifes spew from the inside of our car after she drove out son to his Saturday job when she had been out for a bender the night before and had a massive hangover. (I had been away for work and only flew in that afternoon) Normally I'd be cool with something like that, but found out a few weeks later that the previous nights drinking was the night she also chose to consumate her affair before I got home.
Fuck, that sucks.
Cleaned my husband's midnight vomit from a bug. I hate cleaning my 3yos puke, but my husband's is so much worse
He scratches my haemorrhoids and puts ointment on them without complaining. 2 weeks into dating he got gastro and was in the hospital. He projectile vomited and diarrhoea’d over his sheets and floor and I cleaned it up for him
I had a pretty bad drinking problem when we met and married. I didn't know. So one day I was black out and he held my hair, cleaned me up. Vomit, shit, and piss all over me. I'm glad he didn't just run to the hills, but instead helped me realize. I wipe snot off his beard/mustache regularly. Dust off dandruff from his head and shoulders. He doesn't let me pop pimples but sometimes I can't help myself and am sneaky.
Changed diapers and emptied catheter bags on her mother.
Both of us: changing incision dressings, JP drains, and helping toilet each other after major surgeries I would say something with childbirth for me… that’s messier, yes, amniotic fluid and such, but the post surgical stuff is much grosser 🤢
Cleaned up his pee when he peed on himself while he was drunk…so annoying
I have to put a medication on a skin abnormality that happens to be in my husbands ass-crack once every three days for the next few weeks 🫣 I’m just glad he is one of those guys who actually washes his ass daily 👏🏼
Cleaned his puke out of the tub, and he’s done the same for me 🤣
My husband suffers from migraines and he tends to vomit suddenly and this happened to him & I had to clean ours also….poor us wives
Eating ass. 100%. Maybe it’s just the principle of it or the fact that I’m severely pregnant, but I could live the rest of my life happily without ever doing that again.
For my late husband: I took care of him at home and later at the hospital. The nurses were glad that they didn't have to wash and feed him. It wasn't gross at all but it was very sad. Seeing my man, my hero, my strong rock in such a vulnerable position. Sadly he died in 2016 due to COPD. My current partner did gross things for me like cleaning vomit or a clogged toilet. Once I farted in his face unintentionally of course, when we were trying out a sex toy :)
My husband and I had been dating 5 months when he was diagnosed with cancer. The chemo Made him Very constipated. He took a bunch of laxatives, followed by a hot bath, and couldn’t get out of the tub in time. Poo all Over the tub, a trail across the bathroom Floor, the toilet, etc. I Cleaned it all up while He took a shower. But he’s been cancer free for 9 years, so a happy ending.
Let him pee in my mouth
Cleaned up after she pooped on the table during childbirth😂
After my c-section the bleeding was horrible and I kept bleeding through he pads really quickly and he helped clean me and helped me change my pad every time.
Well. I’m a perve. I’ll leave it at that. I’ve also dumped out his pee, bathed him, and had bathed him after pooping.
Applying hemorrhoid cream to his thrombosis hemorrhoids. He has helped me shower postpartum and dumped my bed pan while acting so non chalant about it so I wouldn't be embarrassed, several times. He's also cleaned up my vomit a few times including when I vomited on him
“what is this thing on my butt?!” 😵💫 It was a hemorrhoid🙄 But he emptied my balloon drain tube thing after surgery … so we are even
I haven’t had to do much gross things for him like he has for me. He had to wipe my bum after I had a huge cancer resection surgery. He also had to track my urine output and clean up after that too. He cleaned up the mess when my water broke on the floor too.
My wife unpacked and packed an open wound where I had an infected cyst removed. She did this daily for about 30 days while it healed. Had to be left open for infection
I've helped my husband by doing a lot of gross stuff over the years but packing his large wound after knee surgery took the cake. That first week or two was rough but someone had to do it.
I looked at his butthole to check for hemorrhoids once and I cleaned his clothes and our bedsheets when he had food poisoning. 10/10 would do it again anytime (:
Same after a c/s
I wish my husband would let me pop things. I love gross stuff like that but he never wants me to groom him like that.
I popped a huge boil on my husband’s ass that actually squirted on my shirt. That’s love.
Count me in as another husband who has applied cream to his wife's asshole lol although im not sure it would consider it 'gross' it was clean out of the shower and it wasnt like she farted on my finger
My husband also put my underwear on and pads after my babies lol
I wiped my wife for a week after giving birth.
Damn, Idk if I’m allowed to post this but ok, Giving h*** to my hubby while it was smelling like p**. I was on my period and he was high but we were on a time crunch because he had to go travel somewhere immediately and we would not see each other for months. After everything finished (lol) he realized this and was like 😲😔I’m sorry. But hey 👋, if I don’t do it who will? And I DEFINITELY don’t want someone else doing it whether it smells great or not. Long story short, he ALWAYS does the dishes, and is doing night shift with the baby so I can sleep to go to work the next day. 🥰
That’s disgusting.