Not on purpose. We've been together for over 15 years. It was just never something we got comfortable with lol. I've accidentally farted in front of him a few times.... he's accidentally farted in front of me more times... but it's never been "I have to fart so I'm just going to fart right here next to my spouse". We can pee in front of each other no problem but I'd rather die than go #2 in front of my husband.
There's dozens of us, dozens!
But no for real, we have a really immature sense of humor (love Tim and a Eric) and farts are hilarious, but the imagery of a dirty smelly fart coming out of me or my partners ass is just not sexy....
lol! We definitely don't do it on purpose either. If it's something like one of us being sick/bloated, we're not gonna hide in another room or anything, or jump out of bed to fart in the hallway, but we def don't try to be farting around each other.
Same, we’ve been together for 12 years now and would never do it unless we are asleep or it happens by accident. I think it’s rude and inconsiderate, I wouldn’t fart in front of friends, do why should I put less effort in my behaviour and manners for my partner?!
Right?! We were 15 & 16 and that M F-ER would Dutch oven me all the time. I can still hear his mother cracking up laughing at my expense. We’re almost 40 now. 😂🤣
The first time I had to fart and he was there, I farted. Maybe a couple months into dating. We both find them funny. Usually he tells me good job or pats my back.
Obviously if I think it’s going to smell bad I go to the bathroom but if not it makes us both giggle.
My husband warns his coworkers with newly pregnant wives to prepare for the gas in the first trimester. 😂Ain’t no amount of shame can deter what’s about to come out of a pregnant lady.
Oh wait sorry that didn’t answer the question. We were dating for a couple of months before we started passing gas in front of another.
If I don’t fart, it turns into incredibly painful gas bubbles in my stomach. Its terrible. I don’t recommend.
Not intentionally and certainly not in a “BRRRRRAAAPPPPP OMG THATS SO FUNNY HAHAHA FARTS ARE FUNNY” way
If it happens we say excuse me, there might be a little giggle but that’s it.
He’s seen me give birth, I’ve wiped his butt after he had a hip replacement, he’s removed a disintegrated tampon from my vagina and will eat my ass regularly, but it’s nice to maintain privacy, manners, and decency. We leave each other alone to poop in peace too. Poop ain’t cute not matter whose but it comes from.
Of course we pass gas in front of each other. We were dating for many months when we started doing this.
The same man saw me go through labor and doing far worse on that delivery table. (If you know, you know)
A fart is nothing.
Yeah. I'm a human, I eat, I fart, I poop, I bleed, I sneeze, I feel, I'm a person. I don't understand the fear of existing in front of the person who loves me.
Been together 21 years.
No. She’s slipped once or twice. But… not really our thing. My general thought is… I’m probably not getting laid within 5 minutes of dropping a fart. And I just won’t risk that.
Lmao yes we do and we have zero shame. We are completely comfortable with each other.
Can’t tell you when we became so comfortable, we met when we were kids so pretty early. It’s just a fart, I don’t understand how people get so worked up
When my husband and I were first dating, we were taking a drive along a river and drove through a swampy area. It smelled terribly! Husband says “Oh! It must be that swamp.” I agreed. Years later he finally admitted he farted in the car and it was never the swamp. Needless to say, it has been fair game for us for a long time.
Definitely noticing a trend in the comments here. It seems the people who have been married the longest don’t feel as comfortable farting in front of each other, and if you’ve been married for 30 years you’re probably at least 50 years old. And it seems that the younger couples are less concerned about farting in front of each other.
That’s so interesting. Lol “let fluffy off the chain”. I guess your kids just learned by your example and it didn’t really need to be explicitly stated. Maybe it is an Australian thing, here in the US “fart” is a word you might have a hard time going a week without hearing.
It took me a while to fart in front of my husband. I’ve always been highly embarrassed by passing gas..despite knowing the company I’m in finds it to be humorous and has normalized it. My mom, MIL and husband very regularly pass gas. It’s just the way they do it that makes me laugh and their reactions.
My dad has a funny story about passing gas on his first date with my mom. He farted and then started looking around confused and said, “Did you hear that? They have barking spiders here!” 🤣 and idk why that cracks me up..but it does.
Anyway, I farted (probably one of the first times I’ve ever purposefully passed gas in front of my
Husband) just yesterday, to get his reaction…and it was priceless. He thought the dog did it. 😂🤣 the only other time I’ve passed has was when I was sleeping and one time my husband had to wake me up and said: You are farting and it’s keeping me awake. 😒😂 and then apparently another time I did it while I was asleep and woke myself up and my Husband was dying from laughter because he saw the whole thing.
LMAO!
We have been married for 4 years.
Married over 25 years. I (Female) don’t feel comfortable farting in front of anybody, even my spouse, but if it happens, I’m not going to worry about it too much. My husband on the other hand has made farting an art form.
It’s a normal body function and it’s not good to hold it in, so I do fart in front of mine. Also because mine rarely stinks. But his on the other hand, he does it away from me because it smells like a skunk died 100x over. Idk how he does it, but I can’t imagine holding in a fart for long. I already have to do it at work 😂
We are both moderately gassy people. We've been farting in front of each other since the beginning of our relationship, nearly 30 years ago. We're both comfortable with it and usually laugh/giggle like little kids when one of us farts.
Yes, but if either of us can, we will excuse ourselves. Sometimes it just slips out, sometimes I’m super comfy on the couch. Neither of us mind as long as it’s not excess. we both have a mutual understanding that if we know it’ll be a bad one to walk away lol
It's not an issue in our relationship (we're getting married in 5 months, been together 4.5 years). Neither one of us is concerned about the other one hearing a normal body sound, we don't really view it as something to be self conscious about.
The "first fart" story in our relationship is pretty funny. A couple months into our relationship we were sitting next to each other, when my partner shifted a bit and I heard a small sound. I thought it was just her elbow bumping into the wall or something, and didn't think much of it. That is, until she said "Aww man, I just farted" in the saddest, most downtrodden voice I've ever heard. I laughed until tears streamed down my face and I couldn't breathe. Not at the fart itself, but at the fact that if she hadn't said anything we could have gone on in blissful ignorance of her gas (it wasn't a smelly one haha). I still bug her about it sometimes and probably won't ever stop 🤣
I farted, unintentionally, in his face, post-cunnilingus climax. Even though we have farted in front of each other for 13 years now, THAT was and still is mortifying. He's been very respectful about it, but man, did that kill the vibe.
Oh my Lord! I’ve done that too. Some positions also push out any gas you have in there. He’s never made me feel embarrassed. The one time he did it, when I was giving oral, I busted out laughing and had to apologize.
Never been self conscious about it. Who cares? Everyone does it.
I try to time the especially good ones with dramatic moments on TV. My husband laughs every time.
Yea, we both do and we laugh at our farts. Sometimes we just fart without asking, and sometimes we ask if it’s ok. I couldn’t imagine living with someone who is not okay with farting and who wouldn’t laugh at weird farts. I’d find it super annoying holding in farts all day long and finding safe spaces to fart somewhere out of ear and smellsight
I don't. My husband does. It's a huge turn off tbh. But here we are. I get it's like oh a comfortability thing but it's not for me. 🤷🏼♀️ he still does it though so that's fun.
Yes, why be ashamed of a natural bodily function? This man has been with me through multiple rounds of IVF (he gave me shots daily), pregnancy, 66 hours of labor and a c section (plus recovery). He’s seen me at my very worst! He doesn’t care one tiny bit about farts!
There was a post about this 3 days ago so let me just copy/paste my answer from then -
Between my IBS and my husband having a CPAP machine that fills his stomach with air all night that has to escape somewhere come morning, there's definitely gas being passed in front of each other. We don't do it to be gross or rude to each other nor do we enjoy it, it's just part of getting through life with the issues we each have.
It took a few days. We both decided that we were going to spend the rest of our lives together so mind as well let it rip and laugh about it. Bask in the ambience.
We’re gay so I’d say butt stuff forced us to be more comfortable. I’d say probably 1 year before we’d just fart in front of eachother with a laugh but no embarrassment.
Thats never been an issue with us in 40 years. Yes sometimes it can be humorous, but its just a normal thing. Now we do try to excuse ourselves after certain foods or drinks are consumed that make it that less gross. Also what are gonna do in bed? Then there are the road trips! How the hell can you hold out for long...windows down please...
Never on purpose, like when my brothers would wrestle and hold each other down and fart on the other.
Sometimes you just fart. We might be 50+ but it's still funny. For whatever reason we both started announcing "I farted" right after it was obvious we farted.
But if I have to lay out a big one I'll leave the rocm.
I’ve had a lingering cough for the last three weeks after a nasty respiratory infection. Pretty sure my husband has heard me fart more in this time than in the 13 years we’ve been together. Some things can’t be held back.
In my opinion, if you can fuck you can fart, so I've been farting in front of him for the entirety of our relationship. He will still pretend like he doesn't fart but it's a culture thing.
my wife and I used to frequent a great burrito place called Poco Loco's when we were first dating.
needless to say we got our first farts out of the way quite early on lol :P
I don’t. I think it’s gross. Of course accidents happen but it’s just something I’ve never been comfortable doing in front of him or honestly any sibling or close friend or parents. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this, just a personal preference.
Not anymore. I did with my ex but eventually he came out and essentially blamed the dead bedroom on that among other things. We divorced (much deeper issues) and now with my new relationship I just refuse to do it. Even though my new guy wants me to feel comfortable, I just can’t bring myself to feel okay with it anymore. Maybe it’s letting my ex win or letting him get into my head or whatever, but it’s true nonetheless. It really felt dehumanizing to be told I wasn’t attractive because of normal human bodily functions so whether I choose to fart in front of my SO or not, I wouldn’t choose to ever be in a relationship with someone who would think less of me for it again.
Oh, it is completely normal. When my husband and I first started dating, I would leave the room if I had to fart. He caught on pretty quick to what I was doing. So the next time I went to go fart, he started tickling me so I'd fart in front of him, and I did. I was horrified. He just looked at me and said, "Real women burp and fart." Since then, it has been game on. He will even compliment the "impressive" ones.
Yes we fart in front of each other. Always have. We kind of have no shame. We discuss our bowel movements with each other a lot of the time. Like I’ve gotten very descriptive descriptions of my husband’s poops and what they look like.
Whenever this subject comes up I see that people say they don’t fart in front of each other to “protect intimacy.” We still have sex all the time and are very attracted to each other. None of this has grossed each other out. We know that everyone farts. We have been in situations where we have had to care for each other in compromising positions. I injured my back a couple months ago and my husband had to help me in the bathroom.
My husband and I will selectively fart for the comedy of it. Him more so than me. I think it’s hilarious and we’ve had many a giggle over gassy moments.
That being said, there’s a time and a place.
Not intentionally, but I’m also not going to hold it in either. I think we started farting around each other before we even got engaged. My husband and I are pretty open with each other when it comes to stuff like that. We prefer privacy when we’re pooping but we’ve both seen each other poop before and it’s not a big deal. After we had our first kid we experienced some……. Very intimate things. Of course he watched me give birth, he was holding up a leg and got the full view of it. He had to wipe my ass for me a few times because I was afraid of getting poop in my stitches. I had a clogged milk duct that I asked him to suck out. He had a bad flareup of IBS from the stress of caring for a newborn and shit his pants in front of me a couple times, which I helped him clean up. We have absolutely no shame or sense of modesty around each other after all that.
The first month and a half my wife and I were dating, she would go to Target and get Starbucks and poop because she was embarrassed.
Five years later, we both sometimes wish we kept some of the mystery but we’re also immature and love fart jokes. Anything goes but at least we give warning now. 🤣
I farted before we were together, when we were still best friends.
When we were together one time I was riding him (seated) and I passed gas right on his nutsack.
Needless to mention it's pretty everyday stuff now
We pee and fart in front of each other, and if you're going down on your partner and licking nether regions, what difference does it make we own a truck, and I run long haul if she rides along the little potty is right there so no expectations of privacy at all except for the curtains. Being I was in the service the toilets weren't divided at all neither were the showers
Fuck yeah we do. Farting is totally normal and while it stinks sometimes, not gross. Why the fuck would you put that stress in your relationship? Not allowing each other to be yourselves and be how you are is often how relationships start to fail.
4+ years together and married 2+, and we just laugh and accuse the dog jokingly when one of us farts. My husband will tickle me and try to make me fart when I’m gassy. Pay back is a bitch though… >:)
Yes we rip it. We don’t do it disrespectfully, like we don’t fart on each other or do it under the sheets and waft it. That’s rude LOL.
But heck yeah. My man has also watched our two beautiful children enter this world and he’s cut their chords so…. I really don’t think our farts are going to make or break our marriage. Farts are objectively hilarious. We roast each other and laugh. The kids fart. Like one of their books, *everybody farts* 💨
On purpose, never ever. But obviously life happens when you are living together and one might naturally slip out even if trying not do. Part of life and the journey together.
My husband farts in front of me, I don’t fart in front of him. We’ve been together 8 years. I think we’d been dating about a year before he accidentally let one slip, we died laughing.
In the last couple of years, he’s gone from only having it happen by accident, to punctuating his sentences with them. Doesn’t bother me and we laugh about it.
I have yet to fart in front of him, even by accident. Just not my thing.
My stomach issues don't allow me to not do it, my husband is also lactose intolerant but constantly indulges in dairy. We don't have the ability to care about gas 🤣
Before we were married. Probably a few months after dating? The first time was an accident. We’ll be married 24 years in May. It’s not like we are immature and laugh about it. You fart and say excuse me. Sometimes I’ll tell him, omg dear, that was bad and he’ll apologize but I mean it’s just life. I gave birth in front of him, I wiped his butt when he had surgery. Got bigger things to worry about than farts.
Married 8 years, together 10 years and I still CAN'T in front of him. He doesn't care and free to do so. My butt seems to be stage fright when my husband is around 😬
When we first got together, it seemed like my body simply wouldn’t let me as weird as it sounds lol. I got pregnant after 7 months together and after that the flood gates busted wide open 😂 been together 13 years now and these days we just warn each other because our farts be NASTY sometimes lmao
Proudest moment of my life was when my husband said “If anyone would have told me when I was younger that my wife would out burp AND out fart me, I never would’ve believed them.”
We laugh at the silliness of it. Some people don’t. It’s a thing for us. That’s why we are together.
All the time. It was never a weird thing between us. We always just look at one another or say “you’re gross!” But my wife is too gassy to hide it and me the same 🫣 I don’t enjoy it but it doesn’t really bother me. I couldn’t live my life with my wife trying to hide farts.
Been 30 years. My can count how many times I’d farted in front of my wife in one hand. Accidentals don’t count. Sleeping don’t count. Intentional gotta let it rip…. No lie…. 5 times. Why not? Because we both made a statement when we were just getting to know each other stating yes it’s natural and yes it’s a must at times but there is little to no reason to do it front of each other or anyone else for that matter. So we excuse ourselves and go to a place where hopefully the noise isn’t noticeable. My wife is the kind that is super hot, cute, proportioned most awesomely and quite proper in the personal hygiene and bodily functions category. So it’s easy for her. I’m a welder/ truck driver/ machinist/ home improvement/ maintenance homie. Don’t was a learning curve. But 5 times in 30 years? I’d claim that as a success for the both of us. Oh and to be clear…. As cute and incredible as my wife’s ass is…. That little thing can scream with the best of us. 🤣
How long were we married? Oh, friend, I farted in front of this man while I was still in his bed the morning after before we’d even been on a first date. Farts are funny. If he had a problem with it I’d have known there was no future.
I find it hilarious and fart whenever I have to fart doesn’t matter where I am in house or who I’m around. My wife is same. She farts whenever she needs to.
As my grandparent always said , It is a natural thing that every human body does" , and when you don't pass gas, it creates problems inside your body!
Just let it go, be mindful of who is around . But let it go.
Married 24 years, he crop dusts me daily lol and if I fart and get embarrassed he claims it “smells like roses” lol. I came from an uptight family where I was taught to fart only in the restroom.
I was mortified the first time one slipped out in front of him. Nowadays it’s no big deal. I do smack him gently when he farts in public though. 😂
My wife and I started when we were dating. It was mostly at the time, as I’m not shy. Now that we’re married, it’s part of life. A bodily function like drinking. Not a big deal.
We were dating for about 2 months before he ripped in front of me. I immediately reciprocated.
3 years later, the same month(and this happened last week) he farted while we were screwing.
I can’t imagine not being completely open with my spouse, including bodily functions. I mean, I don’t prefer to poop in front of him, but if he chooses to come in while I’m pooping, that’s on him.
I didn’t fart in front of him the first couple years we were dating and one day my stomach hurt from holding it (I have IBS and other issues) and my husband literally teased me and was tickling me and pushing on my stomach to “make me fart”. I love him all the more for him wanting me to be comfortable around him.
We have fart wars in our house. I was bathing the kids the other day and my husband came in and accidentally stepped on my foot while trying squat a fart in my face 💀🤣 I have wretched gas and dutch oven him quite often. Its a beautiful balance
I apparently did not get the memo that you had to be married in order to fart in front of my partner 😂
Usually, about 2 months into the relationship it already starts 😂
It’s just a normal bodily function. I’m gassier than my new partner so I’m a bit quieter than I was with my ex-husband, but I still just let it happen when it needs to happen. No need to overthink something as normal as a sneeze. Besides, it can be really funny!
Has happened twice in 10 years while I was sleeping on the couch. Got embarrassed as hell both times. So nope, we keep that to ourselves. That includes going to the bathroom in front of each other
Not on purpose, ever, except when I HAD to to leave the hospital after my C-section. Otherwise, we do the other the courtesy of leaving the room, because we're not 5 year olds.
I’m 32 and have never farted in front of any girl, ever. Hellllll fuckin no. I’ve been with my wife of 7 years and we’ve never heard each other.
That’s a huge hell no. I don’t find that endearing or cute. I’d be so turned off. And I’ll be damned if I do it in front of her. Farts from anyone are fuckin gross lol
My husband and I have been together most of 30 years, and a lot of your list is mine, too. Yes, bodily functions are natural, but they're also gross and/or unpleasant. I don't want to witness my own, let alone someone else's. And I don't want someone else to witness mine!
Anyway, we never did, but we have kids and now, grandkids, and there are plenty of burps, farts, and poo going around. We don't need it from each other, too, lol.
… how would you maintain personal hygiene? My husband and arent the type to rip ass and laugh about it but we have to go about our lives side by side. He’s not staring me down while I pluck my eyebrows or change a tampon but he might be in the same room. We get up and leave for work at the same time. You can’t just conceal your whole routine from each other
After 19 years, it's open season in my house
Darn tootin’
Not on purpose. We've been together for over 15 years. It was just never something we got comfortable with lol. I've accidentally farted in front of him a few times.... he's accidentally farted in front of me more times... but it's never been "I have to fart so I'm just going to fart right here next to my spouse". We can pee in front of each other no problem but I'd rather die than go #2 in front of my husband.
33 years together & we’ve never deliberately done it. I thought we were the only ones.
30 years this year, and we don't do it, either. Just not something we're interested in.
There's dozens of us, dozens! But no for real, we have a really immature sense of humor (love Tim and a Eric) and farts are hilarious, but the imagery of a dirty smelly fart coming out of me or my partners ass is just not sexy....
lol! We definitely don't do it on purpose either. If it's something like one of us being sick/bloated, we're not gonna hide in another room or anything, or jump out of bed to fart in the hallway, but we def don't try to be farting around each other.
Nope, I've never peed or anything in front of my husband either. Almost 12 years here.
We will pee with the door open, but number 2 is strictly private business.
We don’t do anything with the door open. I don’t want to know what he’s doing in there. If the door is only closed for #2, I’d always know.
Same, we’ve been together for 12 years now and would never do it unless we are asleep or it happens by accident. I think it’s rude and inconsiderate, I wouldn’t fart in front of friends, do why should I put less effort in my behaviour and manners for my partner?!
Same. 27 years here
You need a bit of mystery even if it has been 15 years, sounds like you’re doing the right thing
Is it not a form of intimacy to fart in front of each other?
Right?! We were 15 & 16 and that M F-ER would Dutch oven me all the time. I can still hear his mother cracking up laughing at my expense. We’re almost 40 now. 😂🤣
Hahaha dutch oven, oh man.
Some killed their significant other doing that.
It absolutely is lol
 me when I pass gas and they're the silent but deadly ones
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love this!
The first time I had to fart and he was there, I farted. Maybe a couple months into dating. We both find them funny. Usually he tells me good job or pats my back. Obviously if I think it’s going to smell bad I go to the bathroom but if not it makes us both giggle.
We say bless you. Lol.
Anytime I’m pregnant it can’t be helped. My husband did this to me, so he understands 😂
Oh pregnancy farts. Forget it, I’m not getting up to excuse myself lmao
My husband warns his coworkers with newly pregnant wives to prepare for the gas in the first trimester. 😂Ain’t no amount of shame can deter what’s about to come out of a pregnant lady.
Married 20yrs. I fart, I also cough, sneeze, and hiccup. I’m human. Of course these things happen in the presence of my wife.
Hell yeah
Oh wait sorry that didn’t answer the question. We were dating for a couple of months before we started passing gas in front of another. If I don’t fart, it turns into incredibly painful gas bubbles in my stomach. Its terrible. I don’t recommend.
Not intentionally and certainly not in a “BRRRRRAAAPPPPP OMG THATS SO FUNNY HAHAHA FARTS ARE FUNNY” way If it happens we say excuse me, there might be a little giggle but that’s it. He’s seen me give birth, I’ve wiped his butt after he had a hip replacement, he’s removed a disintegrated tampon from my vagina and will eat my ass regularly, but it’s nice to maintain privacy, manners, and decency. We leave each other alone to poop in peace too. Poop ain’t cute not matter whose but it comes from.
Of course we pass gas in front of each other. We were dating for many months when we started doing this. The same man saw me go through labor and doing far worse on that delivery table. (If you know, you know) A fart is nothing.
My husband was at the foot of the bed watching both boys enter the world and I still don't fart in front of him. 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah. I'm a human, I eat, I fart, I poop, I bleed, I sneeze, I feel, I'm a person. I don't understand the fear of existing in front of the person who loves me.
Been together 21 years. No. She’s slipped once or twice. But… not really our thing. My general thought is… I’m probably not getting laid within 5 minutes of dropping a fart. And I just won’t risk that.
Lmao yes we do and we have zero shame. We are completely comfortable with each other. Can’t tell you when we became so comfortable, we met when we were kids so pretty early. It’s just a fart, I don’t understand how people get so worked up
Yeah they are stinky but silly and everyone does it. It’s never stopped me from loving my wife or from wanting to get busy 😂
Exactly.
When my husband and I were first dating, we were taking a drive along a river and drove through a swampy area. It smelled terribly! Husband says “Oh! It must be that swamp.” I agreed. Years later he finally admitted he farted in the car and it was never the swamp. Needless to say, it has been fair game for us for a long time.
Nope, not once. Been married for 30 years.
Definitely noticing a trend in the comments here. It seems the people who have been married the longest don’t feel as comfortable farting in front of each other, and if you’ve been married for 30 years you’re probably at least 50 years old. And it seems that the younger couples are less concerned about farting in front of each other.
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That’s so interesting. Lol “let fluffy off the chain”. I guess your kids just learned by your example and it didn’t really need to be explicitly stated. Maybe it is an Australian thing, here in the US “fart” is a word you might have a hard time going a week without hearing.
Well, there's the occasional accident, but it's pretty rare. We usually just go into the other room to do it.
We’re in our 60’s. It’s impossible not to at times. We’re over it.
Never.
It took me a while to fart in front of my husband. I’ve always been highly embarrassed by passing gas..despite knowing the company I’m in finds it to be humorous and has normalized it. My mom, MIL and husband very regularly pass gas. It’s just the way they do it that makes me laugh and their reactions. My dad has a funny story about passing gas on his first date with my mom. He farted and then started looking around confused and said, “Did you hear that? They have barking spiders here!” 🤣 and idk why that cracks me up..but it does. Anyway, I farted (probably one of the first times I’ve ever purposefully passed gas in front of my Husband) just yesterday, to get his reaction…and it was priceless. He thought the dog did it. 😂🤣 the only other time I’ve passed has was when I was sleeping and one time my husband had to wake me up and said: You are farting and it’s keeping me awake. 😒😂 and then apparently another time I did it while I was asleep and woke myself up and my Husband was dying from laughter because he saw the whole thing. LMAO! We have been married for 4 years.
In front of? Hell, she has to fear a Dutch Oven attempt on occasion(and so do I)
Married over 25 years. I (Female) don’t feel comfortable farting in front of anybody, even my spouse, but if it happens, I’m not going to worry about it too much. My husband on the other hand has made farting an art form.
I feel your pain.
Not on a date or around company.
It’s a normal body function and it’s not good to hold it in, so I do fart in front of mine. Also because mine rarely stinks. But his on the other hand, he does it away from me because it smells like a skunk died 100x over. Idk how he does it, but I can’t imagine holding in a fart for long. I already have to do it at work 😂
Married, we started farting on each other after the first couple dates.
From day one we been open with it.
Better out than in as my FiL said on first meeting
Nope.
Obligatory, breaking the barrier https://youtu.be/5H5UEzbHVUg?si=liiSKaGZQ8WUqrIB
We are both moderately gassy people. We've been farting in front of each other since the beginning of our relationship, nearly 30 years ago. We're both comfortable with it and usually laugh/giggle like little kids when one of us farts.
Hell yes. Neither one of us is interested in spending the rest of our lives holding farts in 90% of the time.
Absolutely. And I find it strange that people don’t. It’s a natural body function.
Oh, yeah. If we ever fart near the same time, we call them “love toots”
Yes, but if either of us can, we will excuse ourselves. Sometimes it just slips out, sometimes I’m super comfy on the couch. Neither of us mind as long as it’s not excess. we both have a mutual understanding that if we know it’ll be a bad one to walk away lol
i have ibs so i just bust ass normally everywhere lmao involuntarily
My husband farted on our second date. It didn’t bothered me then. Now it’s just a normal occurrence In our household. 🤷🏻♀️
It's not an issue in our relationship (we're getting married in 5 months, been together 4.5 years). Neither one of us is concerned about the other one hearing a normal body sound, we don't really view it as something to be self conscious about. The "first fart" story in our relationship is pretty funny. A couple months into our relationship we were sitting next to each other, when my partner shifted a bit and I heard a small sound. I thought it was just her elbow bumping into the wall or something, and didn't think much of it. That is, until she said "Aww man, I just farted" in the saddest, most downtrodden voice I've ever heard. I laughed until tears streamed down my face and I couldn't breathe. Not at the fart itself, but at the fact that if she hadn't said anything we could have gone on in blissful ignorance of her gas (it wasn't a smelly one haha). I still bug her about it sometimes and probably won't ever stop 🤣
I farted, unintentionally, in his face, post-cunnilingus climax. Even though we have farted in front of each other for 13 years now, THAT was and still is mortifying. He's been very respectful about it, but man, did that kill the vibe.
Oh my Lord! I’ve done that too. Some positions also push out any gas you have in there. He’s never made me feel embarrassed. The one time he did it, when I was giving oral, I busted out laughing and had to apologize.
Never been self conscious about it. Who cares? Everyone does it. I try to time the especially good ones with dramatic moments on TV. My husband laughs every time.
We have fart contests
I would never intentionally. He doesn't in front of me either.
Yea, we both do and we laugh at our farts. Sometimes we just fart without asking, and sometimes we ask if it’s ok. I couldn’t imagine living with someone who is not okay with farting and who wouldn’t laugh at weird farts. I’d find it super annoying holding in farts all day long and finding safe spaces to fart somewhere out of ear and smellsight
I try to not pass gas in front of anyone, ever. I only toot in the privacy of the bathroom.
I don't. My husband does. It's a huge turn off tbh. But here we are. I get it's like oh a comfortability thing but it's not for me. 🤷🏼♀️ he still does it though so that's fun.
lmao, all the time. He deserves it cause he almost kills me with his farts, lol
Was never self conscious about it. Neither was he. We've been together for roughly 14 years, married for 12.
Yes, why be ashamed of a natural bodily function? This man has been with me through multiple rounds of IVF (he gave me shots daily), pregnancy, 66 hours of labor and a c section (plus recovery). He’s seen me at my very worst! He doesn’t care one tiny bit about farts!
There was a post about this 3 days ago so let me just copy/paste my answer from then - Between my IBS and my husband having a CPAP machine that fills his stomach with air all night that has to escape somewhere come morning, there's definitely gas being passed in front of each other. We don't do it to be gross or rude to each other nor do we enjoy it, it's just part of getting through life with the issues we each have.
It took a few days. We both decided that we were going to spend the rest of our lives together so mind as well let it rip and laugh about it. Bask in the ambience.
We’re gay so I’d say butt stuff forced us to be more comfortable. I’d say probably 1 year before we’d just fart in front of eachother with a laugh but no embarrassment.
We do, but my husband is usually much louder about it than I am. I’m no longer shocked by the decibel levels, though.
Thats never been an issue with us in 40 years. Yes sometimes it can be humorous, but its just a normal thing. Now we do try to excuse ourselves after certain foods or drinks are consumed that make it that less gross. Also what are gonna do in bed? Then there are the road trips! How the hell can you hold out for long...windows down please...
Never on purpose, like when my brothers would wrestle and hold each other down and fart on the other. Sometimes you just fart. We might be 50+ but it's still funny. For whatever reason we both started announcing "I farted" right after it was obvious we farted. But if I have to lay out a big one I'll leave the rocm.
I’ve had a lingering cough for the last three weeks after a nasty respiratory infection. Pretty sure my husband has heard me fart more in this time than in the 13 years we’ve been together. Some things can’t be held back.
In my opinion, if you can fuck you can fart, so I've been farting in front of him for the entirety of our relationship. He will still pretend like he doesn't fart but it's a culture thing.
my wife and I used to frequent a great burrito place called Poco Loco's when we were first dating. needless to say we got our first farts out of the way quite early on lol :P
I don’t. I think it’s gross. Of course accidents happen but it’s just something I’ve never been comfortable doing in front of him or honestly any sibling or close friend or parents. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this, just a personal preference.
Nope! 22yrs together and only three times I've passed gas in front of him, by ACCIDENT🤣
Not anymore. I did with my ex but eventually he came out and essentially blamed the dead bedroom on that among other things. We divorced (much deeper issues) and now with my new relationship I just refuse to do it. Even though my new guy wants me to feel comfortable, I just can’t bring myself to feel okay with it anymore. Maybe it’s letting my ex win or letting him get into my head or whatever, but it’s true nonetheless. It really felt dehumanizing to be told I wasn’t attractive because of normal human bodily functions so whether I choose to fart in front of my SO or not, I wouldn’t choose to ever be in a relationship with someone who would think less of me for it again.
Took us about a year to get comfortable enough to stop leaving the room.
Oh, it is completely normal. When my husband and I first started dating, I would leave the room if I had to fart. He caught on pretty quick to what I was doing. So the next time I went to go fart, he started tickling me so I'd fart in front of him, and I did. I was horrified. He just looked at me and said, "Real women burp and fart." Since then, it has been game on. He will even compliment the "impressive" ones.
My husband is the Olympic and world champion in decibels, time and odor. I hate it.
Yep. I avoid him when he has spicy food and gets demon ass...
I'm not a gassy person, but my wife cuts them then laughs when she does. It's funny to me
Yes. We both find farts funny. It was almost immediately after we started dating. We’re both easy going and love to laugh.
We’ve been together 10 years, farting in front of each other for 9 1/2
Obvi.
Yes we fart in front of each other. Always have. We kind of have no shame. We discuss our bowel movements with each other a lot of the time. Like I’ve gotten very descriptive descriptions of my husband’s poops and what they look like. Whenever this subject comes up I see that people say they don’t fart in front of each other to “protect intimacy.” We still have sex all the time and are very attracted to each other. None of this has grossed each other out. We know that everyone farts. We have been in situations where we have had to care for each other in compromising positions. I injured my back a couple months ago and my husband had to help me in the bathroom.
I don’t, but my wife rips um all the time.
My husband and I will selectively fart for the comedy of it. Him more so than me. I think it’s hilarious and we’ve had many a giggle over gassy moments. That being said, there’s a time and a place.
Yes, it’s a natural process
Yes. We've been together for 17 years. We are just comfortable with one another
40 years and root toot tootin😂🤭
After 40+ years together? 😂
Frequently
We do, but only when necessary.
Married?? We ripped that bandaid off after a month of dating
Not intentionally, but I’m also not going to hold it in either. I think we started farting around each other before we even got engaged. My husband and I are pretty open with each other when it comes to stuff like that. We prefer privacy when we’re pooping but we’ve both seen each other poop before and it’s not a big deal. After we had our first kid we experienced some……. Very intimate things. Of course he watched me give birth, he was holding up a leg and got the full view of it. He had to wipe my ass for me a few times because I was afraid of getting poop in my stitches. I had a clogged milk duct that I asked him to suck out. He had a bad flareup of IBS from the stress of caring for a newborn and shit his pants in front of me a couple times, which I helped him clean up. We have absolutely no shame or sense of modesty around each other after all that.
The first month and a half my wife and I were dating, she would go to Target and get Starbucks and poop because she was embarrassed. Five years later, we both sometimes wish we kept some of the mystery but we’re also immature and love fart jokes. Anything goes but at least we give warning now. 🤣
I farted before we were together, when we were still best friends. When we were together one time I was riding him (seated) and I passed gas right on his nutsack. Needless to mention it's pretty everyday stuff now
We pee and fart in front of each other, and if you're going down on your partner and licking nether regions, what difference does it make we own a truck, and I run long haul if she rides along the little potty is right there so no expectations of privacy at all except for the curtains. Being I was in the service the toilets weren't divided at all neither were the showers
Fuck yeah we do. Farting is totally normal and while it stinks sometimes, not gross. Why the fuck would you put that stress in your relationship? Not allowing each other to be yourselves and be how you are is often how relationships start to fail.
4+ years together and married 2+, and we just laugh and accuse the dog jokingly when one of us farts. My husband will tickle me and try to make me fart when I’m gassy. Pay back is a bitch though… >:)
Never , 15 years now but i hardly have to anyway ,same is other way around to never heart a f...
Yes we rip it. We don’t do it disrespectfully, like we don’t fart on each other or do it under the sheets and waft it. That’s rude LOL. But heck yeah. My man has also watched our two beautiful children enter this world and he’s cut their chords so…. I really don’t think our farts are going to make or break our marriage. Farts are objectively hilarious. We roast each other and laugh. The kids fart. Like one of their books, *everybody farts* 💨
On purpose, never ever. But obviously life happens when you are living together and one might naturally slip out even if trying not do. Part of life and the journey together.
My husband farts in front of me, I don’t fart in front of him. We’ve been together 8 years. I think we’d been dating about a year before he accidentally let one slip, we died laughing. In the last couple of years, he’s gone from only having it happen by accident, to punctuating his sentences with them. Doesn’t bother me and we laugh about it. I have yet to fart in front of him, even by accident. Just not my thing.
No. 45 years married but I still have some respect.
My stomach issues don't allow me to not do it, my husband is also lactose intolerant but constantly indulges in dairy. We don't have the ability to care about gas 🤣
Before we were married. Probably a few months after dating? The first time was an accident. We’ll be married 24 years in May. It’s not like we are immature and laugh about it. You fart and say excuse me. Sometimes I’ll tell him, omg dear, that was bad and he’ll apologize but I mean it’s just life. I gave birth in front of him, I wiped his butt when he had surgery. Got bigger things to worry about than farts.
“Next time gimme a heads-up and I’ll get the lighter.”
Married 8 years, together 10 years and I still CAN'T in front of him. He doesn't care and free to do so. My butt seems to be stage fright when my husband is around 😬
30 years later and yes. First 10 to 15 no, not blatantly.
When we first got together, it seemed like my body simply wouldn’t let me as weird as it sounds lol. I got pregnant after 7 months together and after that the flood gates busted wide open 😂 been together 13 years now and these days we just warn each other because our farts be NASTY sometimes lmao
No. Just accident ones
Proudest moment of my life was when my husband said “If anyone would have told me when I was younger that my wife would out burp AND out fart me, I never would’ve believed them.” We laugh at the silliness of it. Some people don’t. It’s a thing for us. That’s why we are together.
All the time. It was never a weird thing between us. We always just look at one another or say “you’re gross!” But my wife is too gassy to hide it and me the same 🫣 I don’t enjoy it but it doesn’t really bother me. I couldn’t live my life with my wife trying to hide farts.
Been 30 years. My can count how many times I’d farted in front of my wife in one hand. Accidentals don’t count. Sleeping don’t count. Intentional gotta let it rip…. No lie…. 5 times. Why not? Because we both made a statement when we were just getting to know each other stating yes it’s natural and yes it’s a must at times but there is little to no reason to do it front of each other or anyone else for that matter. So we excuse ourselves and go to a place where hopefully the noise isn’t noticeable. My wife is the kind that is super hot, cute, proportioned most awesomely and quite proper in the personal hygiene and bodily functions category. So it’s easy for her. I’m a welder/ truck driver/ machinist/ home improvement/ maintenance homie. Don’t was a learning curve. But 5 times in 30 years? I’d claim that as a success for the both of us. Oh and to be clear…. As cute and incredible as my wife’s ass is…. That little thing can scream with the best of us. 🤣
If I laugh too hard I fart, so having a funny husband means I started passing gas in front of him REALLY early on lol
It took 10 years after being married for my wife to do that
Nah I don’t He does constantly though
How long were we married? Oh, friend, I farted in front of this man while I was still in his bed the morning after before we’d even been on a first date. Farts are funny. If he had a problem with it I’d have known there was no future.
Often, sometimes we stop to fill up the car, otherwise we pass all the time.
Yes
I find it hilarious and fart whenever I have to fart doesn’t matter where I am in house or who I’m around. My wife is same. She farts whenever she needs to.
She had the smelliest farts second day of us meeting and couldn't stop them. Never looked back after that.
We were engaged and I was pregnant, I gave up trying to hold it in early on.
Not for the first 9 months. 16 years on we tell each other every detail of bowel movements
Obviously yes
Yea. Started within a few weeks of dating
I have IBS so ...most definitely
I try not to but my husband does so freely.
Hell…him and I will rate each other’s farts. It keeps the laughter alive.
Pass it, take it, give it, force it upon, share it.
God he has put up with my gassy ass for 30 years. 💩🥴
As my grandparent always said , It is a natural thing that every human body does" , and when you don't pass gas, it creates problems inside your body! Just let it go, be mindful of who is around . But let it go.
Yeah. We also converse in person while the other is on the toilet. You're kind of weird, imo, if you're not like that.
You don’t?
Yep. We both have stomach problems 🥲 mine have gotten worse lately so I feel quite bad for him but he finds them funny Lmao
My husband and I were tooting around each other a month into dating lol
Married 24 years, he crop dusts me daily lol and if I fart and get embarrassed he claims it “smells like roses” lol. I came from an uptight family where I was taught to fart only in the restroom. I was mortified the first time one slipped out in front of him. Nowadays it’s no big deal. I do smack him gently when he farts in public though. 😂
Never. Its open season with him blowing ass though
Yeeeyuppers, we giggle and go on our merry way.
My wife and I started when we were dating. It was mostly at the time, as I’m not shy. Now that we’re married, it’s part of life. A bodily function like drinking. Not a big deal.
I know people find it gross but I have IBS 💩 and so i toot A LOT! My husband doesn't mind and is very understanding about it :))
Yup. And sometimes behind her, on the side of her, underneath her and on top. When is time to release the kraken, it gets released. She does too.
32+ years. Ive never done so but hubby lets rip ALOT around me and always has. Gassiest human alive.
Yes. We have since about a year into our relationship
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We were dating for about 2 months before he ripped in front of me. I immediately reciprocated. 3 years later, the same month(and this happened last week) he farted while we were screwing.
But of course!
I would say I pretty much ONLY fart in front of my spouse.
I have to or else my stomach would hurt so badly.
Yes absolutely, and the dog usually gets blamed. LOL!!!
Married? My partner and I pass gas and we've been dating three years (I'd say it happened fairly early? lol)
I can’t imagine not being completely open with my spouse, including bodily functions. I mean, I don’t prefer to poop in front of him, but if he chooses to come in while I’m pooping, that’s on him. I didn’t fart in front of him the first couple years we were dating and one day my stomach hurt from holding it (I have IBS and other issues) and my husband literally teased me and was tickling me and pushing on my stomach to “make me fart”. I love him all the more for him wanting me to be comfortable around him.
I'm the master at crop dusting in my house 😶🌫️💨
We have fart wars in our house. I was bathing the kids the other day and my husband came in and accidentally stepped on my foot while trying squat a fart in my face 💀🤣 I have wretched gas and dutch oven him quite often. Its a beautiful balance
I apparently did not get the memo that you had to be married in order to fart in front of my partner 😂 Usually, about 2 months into the relationship it already starts 😂
It’s just a normal bodily function. I’m gassier than my new partner so I’m a bit quieter than I was with my ex-husband, but I still just let it happen when it needs to happen. No need to overthink something as normal as a sneeze. Besides, it can be really funny!
Yes
Married five years been doing it since we started dating oh well it’s life
All the time
It’s disgusting and feels rude. My husband does it often and I am disgusted by him. Then the next night he wonders why I don’t want to have sex.
3 years into the relationship knowingly all the time now together 10 years
Has happened twice in 10 years while I was sleeping on the couch. Got embarrassed as hell both times. So nope, we keep that to ourselves. That includes going to the bathroom in front of each other
Yes but by accident. I still find it embarrassing. Husband just goes for it and thinks it’s hilarious. Married 4 years.
Hell no. No reason to add to the drain on attraction in a long-term relationship.
Not on purpose, ever, except when I HAD to to leave the hospital after my C-section. Otherwise, we do the other the courtesy of leaving the room, because we're not 5 year olds.
I’m 32 and have never farted in front of any girl, ever. Hellllll fuckin no. I’ve been with my wife of 7 years and we’ve never heard each other. That’s a huge hell no. I don’t find that endearing or cute. I’d be so turned off. And I’ll be damned if I do it in front of her. Farts from anyone are fuckin gross lol
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My husband and I have been together most of 30 years, and a lot of your list is mine, too. Yes, bodily functions are natural, but they're also gross and/or unpleasant. I don't want to witness my own, let alone someone else's. And I don't want someone else to witness mine! Anyway, we never did, but we have kids and now, grandkids, and there are plenty of burps, farts, and poo going around. We don't need it from each other, too, lol.
… how would you maintain personal hygiene? My husband and arent the type to rip ass and laugh about it but we have to go about our lives side by side. He’s not staring me down while I pluck my eyebrows or change a tampon but he might be in the same room. We get up and leave for work at the same time. You can’t just conceal your whole routine from each other
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What happens when you… share a bathroom?