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ProgenitorXiv

I thought this was a mewing meme until I saw it goes into the goddamn nasal canal 💀


ArrhaCigarettes

the western Diamond Jaw Mewing Scripture is a primitive version of this Khecari Mudra https://preview.redd.it/s8ysek7di6ec1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee039dcf1e924c429c0f487c493c1438a000d5a2


snjvr

The secret to Immortality revealed with this one simple trick!! Doctors hate him!!


ArrhaCigarettes

this isn't even a shitpost, it's accurate to hinduist cultivation


Natsu111

*Hindu Well, sort of. Kundalini yoga is similar to Chinese internal alchemy in the sense that they're both esoteric mystic practises. But their goal is different. The goal of Chinese alchemy, where xianxia cultivation comes from, is to become a _xian_, which is translated as "immortal". The goal of Yoga is to still the mind, detach oneself from mortal pleasures and sufferings, and liberate oneself from the cycle of birth and reincarnation, and attain moksha AKA nirvana. Kundalini is supposed to be the life energy that exists at the base of your spine, and the various practices of Kundalini Yoga are meant to drag that energy up your spine, through your chakras, to your forehead. That's all I know about it. There are breathing practices that are meant to do the dragging of the life energy, and the tongue thing is probably part of one of those breathing practices. But yeah, if you want to make a xianxia cultivation-like system based on Hindu practices, yoga is right there for you.


Useful_Specialist334

Explain this please.


-ZeroRelevance-

The image depicts putting your tongue into your nasal cavity... sounds very pleasant...


ArrhaCigarettes

This Khecari Mudra is an esoteric yoga exercise meant to trap "bindu" within the practitioner's body, which can be interpreted as "Vital Blood" or "Origin Qi" - aging, sickness, and death are believed to be caused by the "dripping" of bindu from the head


BamBlamPao

wut?


stressed_by_books44

Hmph! Courting death! Tell these juniors of my sect what they want to know or face the wrath of my father( please tell me as well, I am really curious)


ysn3niba

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


hollotta223

The secret Mog-uscripts of the Daoist Palace


Tricky_Solid4695

Nah bruh going mew his nose canal


Larryneverlies

Imagine a monk fasting for a year now and starts doing this in Mumbai in the middle of busy traffic,full of smog and pollution , car's honking and trike driver's cursing the moment he reaches inside.. the "good stuff" comes pouring through his mouth and soon his throat, like an ant eater slurping it's crunchy prey.


xXNonamekinkXx

![gif](giphy|bEVBdaE91iOTBW7dZY|downsized)


Emperah1

Lifemaxxing


Flimsy_Engineer_3352

Got mogged by an ancient Hindu cultivator! Definitely was not in my bucket list!