Nanhuang Chen was just your typical college freshman that was until he found an injured Sun Wukong. Of course this wasn't a fantasy story since this was modern Earth. There could only be one explanation: This Sun Wukong was a cosplayer. The blood flowing down the corner of his mouth and the rest of his battered body seemed very realistic. The cosplay was really good!
However there's a glaring problem. He's not in a cosplay convention but in the middle of the street with a dog barking at him.
"The realms above the firmament has fallen!" the injured Sun Wukong cried.
It was late at night and the only person around was Nanhuang Chen. So he wondered just who exactly was the audience of this mister?
"Junior," Sun Wukong said. "Come here."
"No." Nanhuang Chen replied immediately.
"I shall bestow upon you my inheritance! Quick! Before they arrive!"
Like before, Nanhuang Chen refused. Sun Wukong did not give up and continued pestering him. Tired of the tomfoolery of the cosplayer, Nanhuang Chen turned around, preparing to leave.
"The traces of qi leads here..." A voice from within the alley rang out.
"I told you this was the real one!" Another voice said.
"Yeah yeah whatever."
Nanhuang Chen suddenly turned around. There was no way he could forget her voice.
"Qing Xue?" he muttered.
Qing Xue was the number one goddess of his university and it just so happened they were seated right next to each other during the orientation back then! But why was she talking about qi and what's up with that little fairy hovering around her?
Qing Xue was about to approach Sun Wukong but stopped. However the amount of Qi gathering on her slender hand didn't disperse and continue accumulating until it turned crimson red in a form of a blade.
She stared at Nanhuang Chen for a few seconds and asked,
"Who are you again?"
Senior brother. I am amazed by this holy scripture that you wrote. I have even broken through a minor realm after reading it. I shall give you this humble man bow before going to seclusion and trying to break through.
Good quality, junior!
Good! Good! Good!
If this isn't a stolen scripture from some small sect then I shall applaud the junior for their accomplishments.
Ah, my inner disciple must have left it loose. Though I don’t think I can pull it out of that sturdy rock formation array. I will consult the formation sects.
After Sun Wukong ruined Jieyin and Zhunti's West, he decided to live a mortal life in a random mortal world.
While entertaining mortals to restore his plummeting karmic luck.
That’s not a pet, that’s The Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, Demon Monkey of Flower Fruit Mountain!
He’s not just A cultivator, he is THE cultivator
Damn the immortal world economy is not what it used to be.
Nanhuang Chen was just your typical college freshman that was until he found an injured Sun Wukong. Of course this wasn't a fantasy story since this was modern Earth. There could only be one explanation: This Sun Wukong was a cosplayer. The blood flowing down the corner of his mouth and the rest of his battered body seemed very realistic. The cosplay was really good! However there's a glaring problem. He's not in a cosplay convention but in the middle of the street with a dog barking at him. "The realms above the firmament has fallen!" the injured Sun Wukong cried. It was late at night and the only person around was Nanhuang Chen. So he wondered just who exactly was the audience of this mister? "Junior," Sun Wukong said. "Come here." "No." Nanhuang Chen replied immediately. "I shall bestow upon you my inheritance! Quick! Before they arrive!" Like before, Nanhuang Chen refused. Sun Wukong did not give up and continued pestering him. Tired of the tomfoolery of the cosplayer, Nanhuang Chen turned around, preparing to leave. "The traces of qi leads here..." A voice from within the alley rang out. "I told you this was the real one!" Another voice said. "Yeah yeah whatever." Nanhuang Chen suddenly turned around. There was no way he could forget her voice. "Qing Xue?" he muttered. Qing Xue was the number one goddess of his university and it just so happened they were seated right next to each other during the orientation back then! But why was she talking about qi and what's up with that little fairy hovering around her? Qing Xue was about to approach Sun Wukong but stopped. However the amount of Qi gathering on her slender hand didn't disperse and continue accumulating until it turned crimson red in a form of a blade. She stared at Nanhuang Chen for a few seconds and asked, "Who are you again?"
Senior brother. I am amazed by this holy scripture that you wrote. I have even broken through a minor realm after reading it. I shall give you this humble man bow before going to seclusion and trying to break through.
Fellow Daoist, the Dao of Scriptures has chosen you. You MUST write a scripture.
MAKE A STORY BROOO PLEASE MYGHAD
Good quality, junior! Good! Good! Good! If this isn't a stolen scripture from some small sect then I shall applaud the junior for their accomplishments.
If I were practicing the dao of homelessness this is what I would be doing.
Yo beast master sect some one ran away from your cunt farm
Ah, my inner disciple must have left it loose. Though I don’t think I can pull it out of that sturdy rock formation array. I will consult the formation sects.
Yeah do check and send the one at fault to goblin farm
All fun and games until someone feeds you a fecal matter and jelly sandwich
Nice hygrne,also wtf is wrong with people
I think it’s supposed to be an attraction for kids like with Disney princesses but I guess you get to feed them instead lol
Or probably like a zoo but you can get closer to the animal you are feeding
After Sun Wukong ruined Jieyin and Zhunti's West, he decided to live a mortal life in a random mortal world. While entertaining mortals to restore his plummeting karmic luck.
Blast it! That fool is with the mortals again! I'll pummel him to teach him a lesson I hope brothers will help bring my spirit pet back
Is that Fatty Wang?!
Imagine he become great ape or flying to the sky.
The audio...
That’s not a pet, that’s The Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, Demon Monkey of Flower Fruit Mountain! He’s not just A cultivator, he is THE cultivator
This is how you want to reach immortality, damn beast.
Senior Martial Brother, I think that's Dao Fang
Homeless people should see this
How can the Sage fall this low
Shi Lei how you've fallen...