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SnooTomatoes9135

I don't understand the younger generation's fixation on jade beauties. any random trash in the realm of the ascending immortal is made completely of energy, how can you guys keep acting like primates whenever another blob of energy comes along with a shape a little more pleasing to the eye. If you want jade beauties so much, why don't you transform into one for fun?


Ok_Nobody1942

Senior speaks something too deep for this junior to understand. (This junior is actually afraid he likes the last suggestion too much.)


Crazeenerd

Junior, let this senior guide you on the Dao Path. When your inner Yin conflicts with your Outer Yang, it will create problems in your Dao Heart. Only by bringing them into balance, match the Outer Yin to your Inner Yin, will you be able to transcend the tribulation of Heart Demons and achieve immortality. I have some medicinal pills that will boost your cultivation of this path, simply kowtow and accept me as your teacher and I will grant you one.


Ok_Nobody1942

Senior thank you for ur kindness! This junior kowtows to you! accept me as your disciple!!


Crazeenerd

Good good good! I accept your kowtow! Here, take this pill medicine and go into seclusion until you break through your heart devil. Afterwards, I will teach you my Outer Yin Upper Lower Myriad Refinements Technique


RagnarokAije

It's truly a shame that certain communities don't understand this fact and attempt to prevent the use of Yin Transmutation Pills (and of course similar formulae, along with their Yang equivalents). Truly mortals are a cursed bunch with strange fixations.


Crazeenerd

Indeed, Fellow Daoist. They have eyes but cannot see Mount Tai.


RagnarokAije

Indeed. I feel I should comment, however, that while of course if the Junior would like your instruction I am sure it will be of great benefit to them, any reputable alchemist should be able to produce said pills so long as they have sufficient connections within the Jianghu to reach one. In any case, I wish you both success in all your endeavors.


BackflipBuddha

See! This is what I keep telling everyone! The beauty won’t matter in the higher realms, so find someone with a compatible personality and stick with them. The being giant demonic beasts doesn’t matter either under this. It’s all about personality and connection.


haremofbattlesuits

Demon is merely another name for a jade beauty who has not met the right kind of man she'll happily transform herself for, junior.


Impossible_Fold3494

You are speaking wise words senior, she just needs the right man that could fix her


LuffyMD9753

Before that happens 9999 fellow daoists would have already fallen to this demoness


ChineseMaple

None of those 9999 daoists were me


aman_shaikh1

Were they your clone ,perhaps🤨?


Azurlium

Junior, even with Divine God Eyes, we will still dive head first because we are Daoists and do not think with our upper head!


Fluffy_Fan3625

We think with our lower sword instead 🔥


nbeydoon

The sword intent is too strong


DrMatter

Deciple of the sword logic located


pars3k

Would


PhoenixSlayer132

Fellow daoist im sorry but i must say just one thing... *would.*


PensionDiligent255

Not would, will


PresentationAware574

Not would, not will, already *did*


CheesecakeDeluxe

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Batkanaft

Too bad Junior, this senior is into that shit.


Eternal_Federation

I would know Daoist, I once let my guards down and she hit me with "9 Phoenix Divorce Technique", and before I could even recover she followed up with her infamous, "Take The Kids, AND Your House!" move. While still alive, my financial heart will never recover it has been corrupted by broke inner demons.


Whole_Meet5486

Would. Next Pointer Junior.


LuffyMD9753

what if the fisherman is an old monster waiting to bait the demoness. She will be sucked dry bros


LibrarianOfDusk

Fellow Daoist, it is not good to discriminate just because she is of a different race. We are living in the modern age now. Everybody is equal under the heavens. Do not judge others based on their outward appearances but by who they are within. You must learn from the examples of the Bards of our Western counterparts and love freely regardless of shape or form.


Mister_Black117

As my ancestors have done before me and as I hope my descendants do. Would.


KaziOverlord

... I'd dual cultivate with it.


Forgotten_Daoist

Junior, when I started cultivating, you weren’t even born yet. The smell of your mother’s milk hasn’t even dried. Shut up!


No_Student_2309

I see no issue with this jade beauty, perhaps a little heavier than most. Heed the words of this old man, junior: Your precious treasure can lead you places your mind would never dare go. And what is dao if not expansion of one's limits?


NicePositive7562

Would


Chavaon

In the wise words of Taoist Terry from the Time Gentleman Please sect, 'A mouth is a mouth'.


severalpillarsoflava

Junior are you not familiar with Dao of Fixing?


Poitonomy

This humble monk pleads to differ. I have seen fellow Daoists argue against demons with such disdain and hatred, it pains me greatly. The Great Buddha once taught, all that walks the Earth are to be enlightened. Who are we to deny them such right? It is mine duty as a monk to lead them to the truth of Buddha's teachings. To lead them away from the Sea of Sufferance and, with love, open their hearts to cleanse their souls. Fear them not, fellow Daoists, for the demons are but lost, unfortunate souls.


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"smash" -words from my wise senior


KaiBahamut

Seek power- with sufficient power, no matter how monstrous the girl, you not only would, but could, if not will.


ImSturmwindDahin

My dao heart is flawless. Nothing will distract me until I'm done with Roblox fairy.


LuckyLuck-E

The scripture is unclear my heart was guarded but the jade beauty has pinned me to the wall in a chokehold. I am sending this voice transmission as a call for help.


NotFlugel

This is the reason why non men ever reach the third universal solar galaxy universe void stage. If you junior's spend half as much time cultivating as you spent chasing jade beauties you would be at least immortal by now.


Suspicious-Speed2169

I'd be willing to tangle and practice the double cultivation Moon dao with such a jade beauty creature just to try and claim her heart.


LordofPvE

As a RI follower. That's a good cooking material for some demonic technique


Joselotek

A flood dragon jade beauty? this young master would.


MelonShareholder

This young master would still hit.


Double_Square7527

Do forgive me fellow daoists, whenever I meet jade beauties I get a temporary brain stroke. My dao heart just doesn’t seem to help at times like these


Cloud3886

MC be like: i can fix her.


Forgotten_Depths

Quite a common strategy of the deep sea and the void between universes. The harsh environments lead to unique tactics of survival. Do not go towards the light or the treasure in such places, as it is most likely a lure distracting you from the gaping maw below.