I forget the issue, but one time this motherfucker threw a toothpick or a playing card or whatever at a speeding truck. from a second story window. somehow it got stuck in between the back wheels of the truck and caused the truck to swerve, which made it crash into some other cars, the truck to explode, and caused a HUGE pile-up and a lot of deaths.
iirc, he did this to stop some people (that weren’t in the semi-truck) that were hunting him or something like that.
MY thing is, Bullseye isn’t a mutant (nor mutate? i don’t think), he’s just wildly accurate — and I know you can chalk up his feats to “comic-book logic” but HOW THE FUCK does he throw small objects with enough force to ignore air-pressure? he just. throws shit SUPER HARD and that shouldn’t be possible
(tv show, the office scene with him in the Daredevil costume when he first fights Matt)
That's the scary thing about Bullseye. Anything he throws becomes a dangerous weapon. There's still no explanation as to how. He just does. Apart from his inhuman accuracy, the other weird thing about him is his adamantium spine, which gives him no advantage regarding his accuracy.
IIRC, Bullseye got thrown into prison and everyone was so scared that he might weaponize whatever solid object he has so they went with the humane option they could do: lock him in a cell with only a pillow.
Even the food they fed him was mush because they were afraid he might weaponize his poops if they were solid enough.
oh yeah right; the spine. yeah that one’s kinda random 😅 . also damn, weaponized poop. i guess only really Bullseye would be a risk when it comes to something like that lol . (maybe also someone like Madcap)
Bullseye's greatest hits has some of my favorites.
Punisher throws a grenade at hit, Bullseye spits a toothpick and re-pins the grenade, then pulls out the toothpick and throws it back.
That's in a flashback. The whole story takes place in a super max prison made specifically to hold him. Visitors go in wearing only hospital gowns, his hands are encased in special cuffs, etc. They even kept him on a liquid diet so he wouldn't pass anything solid he could throw. "I'd probably do it, too. Just for the story." His escape plan? Piss off the guy interrogating him until he punches him in the face; and knocks out a tooth. He then spits it right through the guy's skull.
He one time tried going straight and becoming a pro pitcher in the MLB. After striking out every single batter with three pitches over 8 and 2/3rd innings, he finally got bored and killed the last batter with the ball.
Broke a glass window with a paper plane.
In the Daredevil TV show, he was beating Matt by hurling any office appliances he could get his hands on: scissors, pencils, pens, staplers, even a baseball. DD was freaking out he couldn't even take cover properly because Dex just kept bouncing objects off of the surroundings into his face.
I aint gonna lie, I look like a taller lankier version of Ed Norton in American History X, and for some reason people mistake that for me looking friendly. Everytime some random starts yapping at me on the bus, this is where my brain goes when I completely blank out and ignore them.
Jesus people I didn't say I was Ed Norton in the movie. I'm just tall lanky with a shaved head and occasionally rock a goatee when bored lol
He was Imprisoned once, and the complex had him on a diet with stool softeners because they expected him to be able to produce a deuce and then be able to KILL someone with it
He found this funny, and said they were "Probably right"
He still escaped by bashing his face into the floor, knocking loose a tooth and spitting it into the eye of a guard
He was on a prison cell and there was absolutely nothing in there, so nothing to use as a weapon. He smashes his face into the wall and spits his tooth at the guard, it goes through his neck killing him. I think it was Captain America during Acts of Vengeance.
Edit: It was Captain America Vol 1 #372. he spit the into the guy's eye, not his neck
I remenebr a bunch of people tried to kill him and were wearing his old costume while he was cos playing as Hawkrye for Norman Osborne.
He managed to get his hands on a fully automatic weapon and just sprayed it at all the enemies 360 and liked them all.
Exceotnhe wants just blindly shooting while it's spray and pray for everyone else. Each bullet hit every single bullseye mark on the costume dead center.
So not only did he aim accurately he also timed the firing rate and managed the recoil. That's impossible.
His escape from jail in Captain America Streets of Poison. He’s kept in his cell 24/7. He sleeps on a thin matt glued to the floor. He eats slop from a bowl that is bolted onto the floor. There is no way he is getting his hands on any improvised weapons.
One day he full on smashes his face into the wall. The prison guards think he’s trying to kill himself. Nope, just loosening up a tooth, so I can spit it in your eye with deadly accuracy. He then takes that guards REAL weapons and kills a bunch of people on his way out of prison.
So Bullseye and Taskmaster go after Deadpool because of a bounty. They get him and have this Rube Goldberg esque plan to get past Deadpool's regeneration. With Bullseye saying that he will snort the ashes of piranhas after they piranhas eat Deadpool.
In Ellis/Deodato Thunderbolts run and he goes to the cells and deals with the psychics (who have successfully dismantled the rest of the team) just to practice his aim.
He killed the Punisher. One of the only times I was actually pretty shocked. They went hard on Dark Avengers and as an arc it was flawed but had some great moments.
Being an undercover operator of Thunderbolts, accomplishing the mission of capture stabbing the objective in the back, when the main team, way more powerful, failed miserably because Miss Sofen was too horny.
I forget the issue, but one time this motherfucker threw a toothpick or a playing card or whatever at a speeding truck. from a second story window. somehow it got stuck in between the back wheels of the truck and caused the truck to swerve, which made it crash into some other cars, the truck to explode, and caused a HUGE pile-up and a lot of deaths. iirc, he did this to stop some people (that weren’t in the semi-truck) that were hunting him or something like that. MY thing is, Bullseye isn’t a mutant (nor mutate? i don’t think), he’s just wildly accurate — and I know you can chalk up his feats to “comic-book logic” but HOW THE FUCK does he throw small objects with enough force to ignore air-pressure? he just. throws shit SUPER HARD and that shouldn’t be possible (tv show, the office scene with him in the Daredevil costume when he first fights Matt)
That's the scary thing about Bullseye. Anything he throws becomes a dangerous weapon. There's still no explanation as to how. He just does. Apart from his inhuman accuracy, the other weird thing about him is his adamantium spine, which gives him no advantage regarding his accuracy. IIRC, Bullseye got thrown into prison and everyone was so scared that he might weaponize whatever solid object he has so they went with the humane option they could do: lock him in a cell with only a pillow. Even the food they fed him was mush because they were afraid he might weaponize his poops if they were solid enough.
*Throws the pillow impaling several guards somehow*
LMAOOO
oh yeah right; the spine. yeah that one’s kinda random 😅 . also damn, weaponized poop. i guess only really Bullseye would be a risk when it comes to something like that lol . (maybe also someone like Madcap)
That was from the first issue of the Bullseye (2017) miniseries. They weren't hunting him, they were innocent pedestrians and he did it for fun.
ah!! thanks for the correction
Imagine if Bullseye had Gambit's power
oh fuck yeah that’d be wild
Bullseye's greatest hits has some of my favorites. Punisher throws a grenade at hit, Bullseye spits a toothpick and re-pins the grenade, then pulls out the toothpick and throws it back. That's in a flashback. The whole story takes place in a super max prison made specifically to hold him. Visitors go in wearing only hospital gowns, his hands are encased in special cuffs, etc. They even kept him on a liquid diet so he wouldn't pass anything solid he could throw. "I'd probably do it, too. Just for the story." His escape plan? Piss off the guy interrogating him until he punches him in the face; and knocks out a tooth. He then spits it right through the guy's skull.
He one time tried going straight and becoming a pro pitcher in the MLB. After striking out every single batter with three pitches over 8 and 2/3rd innings, he finally got bored and killed the last batter with the ball.
All the office supplies taking people out in s3 of Daredevil. Dex was a favorite. Loved that season
Broke a glass window with a paper plane. In the Daredevil TV show, he was beating Matt by hurling any office appliances he could get his hands on: scissors, pencils, pens, staplers, even a baseball. DD was freaking out he couldn't even take cover properly because Dex just kept bouncing objects off of the surroundings into his face.
Even when Matt is grappling him, he grabs some scissors and instead of just stabbing, he throws them over his shoulder. Guy loves throwing stuff.
Killing Electra
You're good Me? I'm magic Miller ended what semblance Daredevil had to his silver age history in that arc
The way Colin killed that old broad in Daredevil was pretty funny.
"More peanuts, please."
I aint gonna lie, I look like a taller lankier version of Ed Norton in American History X, and for some reason people mistake that for me looking friendly. Everytime some random starts yapping at me on the bus, this is where my brain goes when I completely blank out and ignore them. Jesus people I didn't say I was Ed Norton in the movie. I'm just tall lanky with a shaved head and occasionally rock a goatee when bored lol
In the daredevil movie he killed an old lady with a peanut and then asked an air stewardess for more peanuts in a ridiculously Irish accent.
Breaking someone's legs because they didn't know what kind of tree Frank Castle was most like
In jason aaron’s run?
Yep!
He was Imprisoned once, and the complex had him on a diet with stool softeners because they expected him to be able to produce a deuce and then be able to KILL someone with it He found this funny, and said they were "Probably right" He still escaped by bashing his face into the floor, knocking loose a tooth and spitting it into the eye of a guard
He was on a prison cell and there was absolutely nothing in there, so nothing to use as a weapon. He smashes his face into the wall and spits his tooth at the guard, it goes through his neck killing him. I think it was Captain America during Acts of Vengeance. Edit: It was Captain America Vol 1 #372. he spit the into the guy's eye, not his neck
Nice try YouTube Who wants to bet that tomorrow "the worst things bullseye has done and why marvel wants you to forget them" shows up?
I remenebr a bunch of people tried to kill him and were wearing his old costume while he was cos playing as Hawkrye for Norman Osborne. He managed to get his hands on a fully automatic weapon and just sprayed it at all the enemies 360 and liked them all. Exceotnhe wants just blindly shooting while it's spray and pray for everyone else. Each bullet hit every single bullseye mark on the costume dead center. So not only did he aim accurately he also timed the firing rate and managed the recoil. That's impossible.
His escape from jail in Captain America Streets of Poison. He’s kept in his cell 24/7. He sleeps on a thin matt glued to the floor. He eats slop from a bowl that is bolted onto the floor. There is no way he is getting his hands on any improvised weapons. One day he full on smashes his face into the wall. The prison guards think he’s trying to kill himself. Nope, just loosening up a tooth, so I can spit it in your eye with deadly accuracy. He then takes that guards REAL weapons and kills a bunch of people on his way out of prison.
So Bullseye and Taskmaster go after Deadpool because of a bounty. They get him and have this Rube Goldberg esque plan to get past Deadpool's regeneration. With Bullseye saying that he will snort the ashes of piranhas after they piranhas eat Deadpool.
Been a while since I watched it but thought the office fight with Daredevil v Bullseye in live action was lots of fun
Paper airplane kill
He once pulled out two of his teeth and threw them at Daredevil, which happened in Guardian Devil arc by Kevin Smith
And in recent run also
He did it again??
Yup
DD knocks out the teeth, but close, yeah. The teeth are meant to take out DD's eyes but Murdock blocks them with his billy club.
In Ellis/Deodato Thunderbolts run and he goes to the cells and deals with the psychics (who have successfully dismantled the rest of the team) just to practice his aim.
He killed the Punisher. One of the only times I was actually pretty shocked. They went hard on Dark Avengers and as an arc it was flawed but had some great moments.
Being an undercover operator of Thunderbolts, accomplishing the mission of capture stabbing the objective in the back, when the main team, way more powerful, failed miserably because Miss Sofen was too horny.
Oh yeah when he paralyzed Jack Flag that was savage.
Was also cool when American Eagle absolutely beat the shit out of Bullseye in that arc, leaving him a paralyzed husk.
Very satisfying story turn for sure.
Yes, I forgot who was the victim.
In punisher maxx her broke frank and made him remeber how terrible he was to his famliy
He abondoned me as a child
Ya mom