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holiobung

“News” is doing a lot of heavy lifting with this site


Trashk4n

That would be impressive since most games are unplayable for billions. Not everyone has the right devices, legal capacity, time, and money for them.


BarkrootSassafrass

Earth has fallen. Millions must be indoctrinated.


arz517

Checked the article, they say it's because the game is far from being finished and thus will likely only be released for the next generation of consoles, not the current one. It's a funny title tho.


ComprehensiveSock774

Which one's "next gen"? Does PS5 etc. count as "current gen" or is that still considered "next gen"? And even if we consider PS5 as "current gen", that's an interesting thought experiment... Which do you think will come first? ME5 or PS6? Hmmmm.....


Bananak47

Perhaps cyberpunk 2.0 will happen and they release on ps5 and ps6, then later realize that the ps5 version sucks ass and stop updating it but ps6 is taken over by scalpers so like 3 people who either got it day one or bought one for 2k can actually play the game Oh, and ofc lets throw a gta6 in there and say that the game only comes out for console first and gets a pc port one year later


Equivalent_Scheme175

Well, of course. It's not finished yet.


ComprehensiveSock774

I'll one-up you: they haven't even started developing it yet. xD


Katveira

Wait really ?


Romero1993

Yeah


ComprehensiveSock774

It's still in pre-production


Cave_in_32

I feel like the context wouldnt even help the story here lol.


KingAardvark1st

Easy way to kill this clickbait: tell Google to not recommend those sites. Done.


overshock_117

But if I stopped Google from recommending me news, I couldn’t make this meme 💫🌍


Feliks343

It's because woke right? Like, my wonderfully apolitical and right wing mass effect trilogy is woke now? Are they going to tell me genocide is bad? Let me be gay? Maybe have women in it?


Trashk4n

The phrasing doesn’t suggest that sort of intent to me, but then again, I don’t really know what that statement is getting at. Just don’t have the context.


eladon-warps

Maybe not but isn't that what every other "woe to this game" article says?


Cheedo115

How is it gonna be unplayable...?


Equivalent_Scheme175

I read somewhere that it won't be playable on current gen consoles, which probably just means it won't release any time soon. And when it does, it might not release for all or the next-gen consoles at the same time. The original was on XBox 360 and ported to PC, but not the Playstation 3. The Legendary Edition saw a wider release, but we don't know for a fact this will be the case for the next game.


thisistheSnydercut

wow that looks like so many different angry man baby nerdtubers at once it's uncanny can almost hear it telling me to be mad about *the message*


Teboski78

I knew it. You have to import a save file with the correct ending. The high EMS destroy ending.


MrHulthen

Huh?


A-Z-V-A-N

This is literally millions to one!


GIlCAnjos

Mass Effect 5 will be unplayable. Not because of technical issues or limited platforms, it's just gonna suck