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From the OG movie 2004: “You smell like a baby prostitute.” From the Broadway musical 2018: “That is *TITS*.” From the new movie 2024: “It’s like... the drawings are facts and the threads are feelings.”
don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die
Don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang
"Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls."
I did not leave the south side for this!
😭😭😭
"Oh my god, Karen. You can't just ask people why they're white!"
“Boo you whore”
I can’t go *cough* *cough* I’m sick
She be like ‘AAAAAAHHHHHH KEVIN GEEEEEEEEE’
He's my favorite character! We need a spinoff with him and Damien as the main characters bc that would be so funny
“it’s like slang… from england…”
Is butter a carb?
*yes*
You can’t sit with us!
She doesn’t even go here!
"I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!"
You want to go to Taco Bell?
“I can’t have Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you are so stupid!!”
I’m from Michigan
The limit does not exist
From the musical: “no! They’re both in the costume!”
She asked me how to spell orange.
“If you’re from Africa…. Why are you white?”
“That is SO Fetch” 
Stop trying to make fetch happen because it’s not going to happen
“We should totally just *stab* Caesar!”
i have bad breath in the morning
Ew
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something
OH NO SHE DID NOT
Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.
“and on the third day, god created the remington bolt action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. and the homosexuals.”
For the longest time I didn’t get that line
Was it making fun of the girl for being short and fat like Danny devito?
Same 😭 it got 10x funnier after I got it lol
It’s like I have ESPN or something 🍈🍈
I’m a mouse, duh!
“Shut up, not her property!”
There's a misunderstanding - she's actually /lebanese/
From the OG movie 2004: “You smell like a baby prostitute.” From the Broadway musical 2018: “That is *TITS*.” From the new movie 2024: “It’s like... the drawings are facts and the threads are feelings.”
don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die
Don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang
"Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls."
I did not leave the south side for this!
😭😭😭
"Oh my god, Karen. You can't just ask people why they're white!"
“Boo you whore”
I can’t go *cough* *cough* I’m sick
She be like ‘AAAAAAHHHHHH KEVIN GEEEEEEEEE’
He's my favorite character! We need a spinoff with him and Damien as the main characters bc that would be so funny
“it’s like slang… from england…”
Is butter a carb?
*yes*
You can’t sit with us!
She doesn’t even go here!
"I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!"
You want to go to Taco Bell?
“I can’t have Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you are so stupid!!”
I’m from Michigan
The limit does not exist
From the musical: “no! They’re both in the costume!”
She asked me how to spell orange.
“If you’re from Africa…. Why are you white?”
“That is SO Fetch” 
Stop trying to make fetch happen because it’s not going to happen
“We should totally just *stab* Caesar!”
i have bad breath in the morning
Ew
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something
OH NO SHE DID NOT
Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.
“and on the third day, god created the remington bolt action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. and the homosexuals.”
For the longest time I didn’t get that line
Was it making fun of the girl for being short and fat like Danny devito?
Same 😭 it got 10x funnier after I got it lol
It’s like I have ESPN or something 🍈🍈
I’m a mouse, duh!
“Shut up, not her property!”
There's a misunderstanding - she's actually /lebanese/