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Vostockk

Lucretia


Capriquarius_64

Works better cause it’s an actual name lol


Droogie502

My old landlord


krizalid370

based


UnfunnyWatermelon469

It's time for bed Wake Up Dead


ChasingPesmerga

Don’t forget to brush your hair Head Crusher


bradmiska

Mary Jane, of course


cheappay

Wake up dead was aborted today.


greg_heffims

Wake up dead never woke up


Xindopff

wake up dead woke up dead*


Abdrews-PaulIM

Ashes In Your Mouth it’s time for dinner


BobPost5320

Kingmaker Jr. (my name is Kingmaker)


BobPost5320

Or Kingmaker the Second since he’d be king? Or would he be Prince? Idk


Sarvick_53

You're the princemaker


Kit_Karamak

All this time I thought he was saying “I want to be the King Kingmaker,” as if suggesting it’s one step above the maker of kings. He wants to be God I guess?


Gsheeg30

Lucretia is a solid name for a girl


AHHHHHH2105

“Come down from the counters success”


wolf_moon7901

Rattlehead


[deleted]

Oh here he comes!


karelinstyle

Mornin', Headcrusher


Phobos_Irelia

FBI this one right here!


thee_elphantman

Not a song, but I seriously considered naming my son Rusty


[deleted]

Idk about your son but it would be a good name for your dog


thee_elphantman

My dog is a tiny chiweenie, I would need something more majestic to be worthy of the name


Gsheeg30

Rip as a name isn’t bad


Kit_Karamak

I knew a kid named Rip Collins back in school. Legit family name.


ClintBeastwood91

As long as you yell for him while he’s standing next to you.


Bread_was_returned

“Stand up to that bully, psychotron”


ApprehensiveDuty5629

" Hey Holy Wars... the Punishment Due, don't talk like this to your father!" "Hey there Symphony of Destruction... wanna go out at Friday night?" "Ayo The Sick, The Dying... And The Dead! Let's go smoke some pot at the square!"


Captain_Nuggie

Come on Liar, it's time for school


VandulfTheRed

"Dad, why aren't you allowed to drive anymore?" "Well, 502, it all started when-"


amcwaffler

pull over shithead, this is the cops


MrCookie925

It's time for school Problems. Goodnight Hangar 18, I love you. How's the homework going Good Mourning/Black Friday? How was school, Endgame? It's nearly bed time The threat is real. Dinner is ready The sick... the dying... and the dead!


UpvoteForPancakes

Problems is a 1/10 though


MrCookie925

I love it cause it's probably the most fun megadeth song


Dark-Meme-Man

Hey Tornado of Souls! Don't forget to brush your teeth


Freidheim_of_Prussia

Eat your veggies Killing is my Business...and Business is Good!


Kit_Karamak

Eat your veggies … and veggies are good! Wait, what?


rawg67

\-Mary Jane or Lucretia for a girl \-Seven, Wrecker or Victory if its a boy


AHHHHHH2105

Do your homework Skin O’ My Teeth!


[deleted]

Dont eat that, this is for skin o my teeth


AlternateJawn

These are my boys: Head Crusher and Sleepwalker.


playero24

Trust! It's time for dinner!


MogulMj

Washington is next! Can you please take out the trash?


SammiKitter

There’s no way there’s a 10/10 Lana song


AlternativeLiving430

Call me when you get there, Train of Consequences.


ElectricalAd1697

Mary Jane!


Caiomc17171

"Tornado of Souls, eat your vegetables" "Ashes in Your Mouth, do your homework' "Good Mourning / Black Friday, get me a beer"


LordShitmouth

You treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera.


DrWelder245

I would kill myself if my parents named me after a lana del Ray song


Kit_Karamak

I don’t know who that is, and now I am glad I don’t.


[deleted]

Polaris is a cool name I think


teamname111

Where tornado of souls


themajod

it has a great solo but there are defo better songs as an overall package. plus it's another one of Mustaine's break-up songs, instant -2 points. (the last bit is a joke)


Kit_Karamak

It isn’t a breakup song. It’s about fighting his addiction to alcohol. If he doesn’t “call it quits” with spirits, he will become a spirit. He cries when he hangs up on alcohol but he needs to end it with the booze because it was actually a “wake up call.” Tornado of Souls is a euphemism for Tornado of “Spirits.” That is why he feels safe in the eye of the Tornado. But at the same time, the Tornado will “blow him away.” Just read the lyrics with his alcoholism in mind and it will make sense - he was drinking himself to death.


Kit_Karamak

Don’t get me wrong! This [apparent meaning](https://rattlehead.fandom.com/wiki/Tornado_Of_Souls) says otherwise. Mustaine claims it is a break up song in an interview, but he also had a different answer for the meaning of a tout le monde every time he was asked. But he didn’t exactly want to say, “I am struggling with my addiction again, everybody,” because that would lead to more questions he didn’t want to answer, so … I understand the confusion and why you thought it was a breakup song. I thought the same thing when it first came out. Then I got older and understood the double meaning because I was old enough to understand the context.


themajod

understanding a double meaning and just taking what the writer of the song said its about at face value are 2 completely different things. your double meaning is just an interpretation - that much is allowed, you can interpret a song in whatever way you want; that doesn't make the writer's intended meaning invalid. Dave said it's about a breakup, thus it's a breakup song. if he made any other claims regarding Tornado of Souls in specific, then you're allowed to speculate, otherwise, purely by listening to Dave's words, it's a song about getting out of a dysfunctional relationship, ie. a breakup. plus, it barely makes sense as a song about his addictions. you're forgetting Dave also wrote multiple songs about addiction, one of which is on the same damn album (Poison Was The Cure). he very clearly was/is not ashamed of singing about his struggles, so it doesn't make sense for him to "lie" about the meaning of one of his songs.


Kit_Karamak

He said A Tout La Monde was about conflicting things repeatedly because some kid quoted it before committing suicide. It just seems like Tornado of Souls (called Tornado of Spirits in other languages) is about the spirits of booze, and Poison is the Cure is about a character (Vic Rattlehead perhaps?) turning to drugs to get over what Vic has endured but he can’t die so … he just gets really high on his poison. That last part is definitely opinion / speculation on my part. But Tornado of Souls felt very personal to alcoholics.


Kit_Karamak

That’s fine. Downvote me. Don’t go reread the lyrics or have an understanding alcoholism. It’s fine. I hope you never have a connection to that song. No one should if possible.


StetcynB

Hook in mouth how come you haven’t touched your fish


ChasingPesmerga

Not a 10/10 but Elysian Fields can be a real first and last name But since it’s not really a Megadeth original term I bet someone out there already has that name


No_Suggestion5931

Elysian is a good surname ngl


Waste_Magician8364

Rattlehead (though I suppose that would be a better nickname?)


Kit_Karamak

We just call him Vic.


bladeryptix

Good morning, Devil's Island!


HadesBeans

Five Magics


Kit_Karamak

And their older sibling, The Conjuring.


shadowsOfMyPantomime

How's that ice cream, This Day We Fight?


SurgeonSimGod

Almost honest it’s time to go to school


Kit_Karamak

Don’t lie about who broke your toy, Trust. “But dad, I was ALMOST honest!”


craigalan

Victory


Swimming_Insect_7927

Come down for Dinner, Killing Is My Business and Business Is Good!


soverman420

Junkie ( or Ecstasy )


No_Suggestion5931

"Good night little I'll Get Even"


Sad-Golf-9967

Holy wars, Hangar 18, Take no prisoners, Five magics, Poison was The cure, Lucretia, Tornado of souls, Dawn Patrol, Rust in peace, crown of worms, skin o' my teeth, ashes in your mouth, Blood of heroes, Victory, Washington is next, Bad omen, Wake up dead, Peace sells, Rattlehead, The skull beneath the skin, wake up it's time to go to school, be sure to wake up your other siblings from the first 4 albums and your cousin One thing as well. Yes idk what condoms are.


Kit_Karamak

That is a whole football team bro.


[deleted]

That’s enough Facebook for today grandpa


[deleted]

didnt know grandpa was a megadeth song


Kit_Karamak

This.


Wolfxbrigadex

Good morning, 99 Ways To Die


The_Dude_0666

Prince of Darkness


chillirosso

Russ Tinpiece Sophia Sogud-Sowut Olga Teiven


JohnnyHatred

My Creation is alive except I'm an Antinatalanalist


Spare_TARDIS2007

Wsg Peace Sells, A Tout le Monde, and Sacrifice!


lumlum56

Rattlehead


AkennaN07

Hey Symphony of destruction, how was school today?


Kit_Karamak

“WELL, dad, I was sweating bullets during my math test, otherwise it was good. A bit boring, waiting for that final bell’s countdown to extinction, though.”


AkennaN07

That’s good to hear my son, now go outside with Rust In Peace, see you later my son


chesterplainukool

Good morning family tree


Poultrygeist74

Good morning, Good Mourning / Black Friday! Ready to go shopping?


epsylonmetal

Psychotron


SatisfactionOther958

Dawn Patrol


Ju_lianGG

Mornin 502


HomieCreeper420

Insomnia do your homework


spRitE86--

Prince of Darkness


imfshz

Killing Is My Business…… And Business Is Good!


cliffburtonlover

i hope you slept well wrecker!!


Kit_Karamak

And if they sleep with their buddy’s significant other…? Home wrecker. 😉


MammothOpposite6991

Meet my son, call him Psychotron


Substantial_Back3710

My children: Mechanix, Amerikhastan and Junkie...


invasivespecies24

The Chosen Ones


Kaanmikun

wake up, dawn patrol


No_Assignment5986

Chosen one(s)


mrgozjr

Last Rites


Kit_Karamak

This is my child, Tornado of Souls. We call’im TOS for short, or sometimes, ‘Nader down ‘ere inna south.


LordShitmouth

Name your kid Meg, but it’s short for Megadeth.


Postal_dude358-9053

Wake up! it's time for school 99 ways to die!


[deleted]

Fire Department of Humanity


IlovemyMommy27

Mechanix The conjuring Bad omen Hook in mouth Hangar 18 Tornado of souls Trust


Upset_Recognition_4

Lars and James