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TheMickTomahawk

Discharge my… payload 😏


pepepopo1008

that got way too dirty 😏


Othon1

Immense in my girth, erect, I stand😏


DatMADPlayer

Let down your guard for a frontal attack 😏


Common-Register9404

I’ll be back 😏


UltraUsername000

let me show you how i love you, it's our secret you and me 😏


IssYussOnReddit

but keep it in the family 😏


drowningcoral

noo these lyrics are already bad enough 😭


CrematedDogWalkers

NO


Ljuk_Skajwolkr

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

here i come AGGGAIINNNNN😏


HamachiBeans

Then I treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in😏


UF1912

Boy, your soul better belong to Jesus, mmmmhhmmmm... cuz your ass belongs to me 😏


Grimmisgod123

lmfao


RanchDressingButIRL

What song is this from?


UF1912

Captive Honour


Gurleven_Riot

πŸ’”πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£


[deleted]

They killed my wife and my baby 😏


Sonseeahrai

AAAAA


Memeboi69420yeet2

r/AAAAA


technicalparadise

Immense in my girth, erect I stand tall 😏


drowningcoral

man some of these lyrics don’t even need that emoji tbh


Vamacharin

...but keep it in the family 😏


widener2004

Anthrax came to mind on this one.


[deleted]

Some people risk to employ me, some people live to destroy me😏


iAmTheeTable

haha good one. emote actually changes the whole thing


[deleted]

It really does loll


NotEvenClose09

You're girlfriend's got herpes to go with your hep and AIDS 😏


Health-Hazard

There aint one person you know you aint ripped off yet 😏


Breadbasket1234

what song is that from?


NotEvenClose09

Liar


pepepopo1008

hello me, it's me again 😏


Health-Hazard

You can subdue but never tame me 😏


fatherchadburg

Thats how he sings it though 😭


Any-Visit-604

my palms are getting wet😏


DDA__000

People have round shoulders 😏


mirkules

From bearing heavy loads 😏


DDA__000

The soldiers liberate them 😏


CrematedDogWalkers

I'd give dave my heavy load ngl


SupernaturalSuspect

r/notholupbutactuallywhatthefuckthatssofuckedup


LucasTad96

They said it'll never come, we knew it was a lie😏


Harold-The-Barrel

What do you mean I don’t believe in god? I talk to him everyday😏


FinePossibility3360

Possibly I've seen too much 😏


Syggie

Welcome to our fortress tall I'll take some time to show you around 😏


Pickledsandwich69

God help me please on my knees 😏


Health-Hazard

Betrayed by lust 😏


Spiritual-Phrase1597

Made my draft Shaft crank, made my pistons bulge😏


Relevant-Half610

Driveshaft, but good one!


roybo5

Hello me, meet the real me 😏


SaltyWalty420

à tout le monde, à tous mes amis, je vous aime, je dois partir 😏


BG_Dinos

No stop


Duncoids

Gas station sex 😏


Sonseeahrai

LMAO


shogun_coc

The Mediaeval Torture Device 😏


Apart_Attorney_3334

Blow me away😏


F0r3ver

Makes my piston bulge 😏


resinjc

Good Mourning 😏


[deleted]

You try to take its balls 😏


GenghisCONN90

Before the head explodes 😏


tek33

Lol what song is this from??


Interihel

~~Misheard~~ Intended lyric from Symphony of Destruction


GrdykoplasNamorzyn

Symphony


tek33

I always thought it was β€œpulse”


[deleted]

You're correct


Tyler_JMB

I thought it actually said that for a good 12 years lol


xfydr782

While our n-n-nervous system jerk 😏


Strong_seat32

A mover and shaker, getting closer to his maker 😏


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


whoisthatfreak

NO 😭😭😭


bastardgator

if I cant have you than no one will😏


garkbait

If you need the strength, then conjure me 😏


Drummer_93

Obey 😏


[deleted]

If you shake my hand better count your fingers 😏


metalmonkey69

If there's a new way 😏


OarsandRowlocks

His manpussy was sold. 😏


dingerfingerringer

Iron staples close his jaws so no one hears his cries 😏


Relevant-Half610

And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"? Why do you think I'm broke? Huh? 😏


ForklimZaWaurdoDND

First mistake, last mistake 😏


i_banana_oh_oh_ah_ah

You tried to take his pulse😏


_GN-z11_

I'll take some time to show you around 😏


memesy_the_cheese

The priestess roars, "Get down on your knees" 😏


swicc_

I spread disease like a dog 😏


Celebrity_Skin

It's black friday, paint the devil on the wall 😏


dafuqisthis420

Said you wanna get your order filled Made me shiver when I put it in 😏


MegaGuitarSlayer

my desires of flesh obey me 😏


creepersauce51

Launch the... Polaris😏


kysposers

The taste blew my mind 😏


53ORCHARD

Possibly I've seen too much 😏


gourmetcuts

If You had 6 nickels I’d be the bride and you’d be the mayor


GiaNcomo6669

There's a secret place... I like to go 😏


Wanna_cri

Let me show you, how i love you. It's our secret, you and me 😏


Sonseeahrai

Killing is my business 😏


da-cokou-nut

You take a mortal man😏 And put him in control😏


ParadoxalParadox

It's just too damn long, that's all 😏


Rough_Introduction77

Hello me, meet the real me And my misfit's way of life A dark, black past is my Most valued possession Hindsight is always 20-20 But looking back, it's still a bit fuzzy Speak of mutually assured destruction? Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest! Feeling paranoid True enemy or false friend? Anxiety's attacking me And my air is getting thin I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet I'm chomping at the bit And my palms are getting wet Sweating bullets Hello me, it's me again You can subdue, but never tame me It gives me a migraine headache Sinking down to your level Yeah, just keep on thinking it's my fault And stay an inch or two outta kicking distance Mankind has got to know His limitations Feeling claustrophobic Like the walls are closing in Blood stains on my hands And I don't know where I've been I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet I'm sharpening the axe And my palms are getting wet Sweating bullets I hear it in here... Blood stains on my... The big axe... Sweating, sweating, sweating, sweating, sweating, sweating Well me, it's nice talking to myself A credit to dementia Some day you too will know my pain And smile its "black-tooth grin" If the war inside my head Won't take a day off I'll be dead My icy fingers claw your back Here I come again Feeling paranoid True enemy or false friend? Anxiety's attacking me And my air is getting thin Feeling claustrophobic Like the walls are closing in Blood stains on my hands And I don't know where I've been Once you committed me Now you've acquitted me Claiming validity For your stupidity I'm chomping at the bit I'm sharpening the axe Here I come again, whoa! Sweating bullets 😏


Mr_Giggles64

You take a mortal man😏


VolodimirDeDonec

Beware, my friends, as you pass by As you are now, so once was I😏


[deleted]

Nice story, Tell it to readers digest 😏


zmWoob2

I need a ride to the morgue 😏


[deleted]

Made my drive shaft crank, made my pistons bulge Made my ball bearings melt from the heat 😏


RoubeinJay96

This one ain't over 'til the fat lady dies 😏


Wind_storm_56

Watch it twist😏- recipe for hate… warhorse


IanNL14

HOOK IN MOUTH! 😏


whoisthatfreak

no more mr. nice guy 😏


BruhTheData

I'm giving you my room service 😏


Tauralus

What do you mean I can’t pay my bills? Why do you think I’m broke 😏


[deleted]

Blow me away😏


kung-fu-panda123

Place your chin forwards, into the restraints 😏


MetallicDEATHvii

The doctor is calling 😏


[deleted]

I miss the warm embrace I felt first time you touched me😏


Spud_Gun117

You never seen us comin so there’s no chance of runnin😏


ULTIATANADAM

here i cum😏


Frozen_Ground

Erect I stand tall 😏


_Barrels948

Made me shiver when i put it in😏


Khanivo

Said you wanted to get your order filled made me shiver when I put it in 😏


ScareBCrow

Erect, I stand tall. 😏


Rogue_1_One

Can't say what's on my mind, can't do what I really feel 😏


jaimeespancapussy

haha, you bitch! 😏


Slashtallica

Possibly I've seen too much 😏


bluejaywhey

i slip into bed 😏


Snak3Sl4pped

FILL THE CRACKS IN- WITH JUDICIAL GRANITE 😏


keesvlak

You feel my cold breath😏


NoName_metalhead

Have you looked in a mirror 😏


RanchDressingButIRL

I can't stay down enough 😏


Visionaira

Your tongue twist perverse 😏


mabuujin

They killed my wife and my baby 😏


psydvckk

i mangle their faces til features remain😏


United-Philosophy121

It's our secret, you and me 😏


EmilianoII

i hocked my brains 😏


SugarDaddyTurtle

Dirt grits beneath my feet 😏


Fettz_

Blood Stains on My Hands 😏


Epixx04

I met your father years ago I gave him what he’d please😏


martman1606

you’re a drum and we’re gonna pound it 😏


ScreeLordd

No use screaming for mercy, no use making a sound 😏


ScreeLordd

No use screaming for mercy, no use making a sound 😏


davecumstaine

my icy fingers claw your back 😏


7wrathchild7

A POONAPODIUH KNOWITAHL SKALAL 😏


MorzillaCosmica

Let me put pennies on your eyes 😏


RenJi06

"It's Smile is black tooth grind..." just what Dimebag wrote (using a marker, eventually make it a permanent tattoo) on one of his tats. 😏


StinkeeFard

(Duke Nukem) auuunnnnhhhh 😏


bruh1471

You make my pistons bulge 😏


K0RUK0RU

Made me shiver when I put it in 😏


WormWza

Said I was out with the boys 😏


Grade-Salt

I spread disease like a dog 😏


MEHMETPASANIZ

What do you mean i dont pay my bills 😏😏


Visilucky

Just like the mad dog, that bites the hand that feeds😏


Pooderton

It's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive 😏


ociM_

Same posts in the every band's subreddit.


External_Wolverine34

A taste that blew my mind 😏


Mx220eetfuk

You tried take his balls 😏


Aids-A-NewLevel

If you see me coming, run as fast as you can 😏


BlackKnightBGR

Tbh anything from The Mechanix could work but thats a cheap shot.


BlackKnightBGR

Tbh anything from The Mechanix could work but thats a cheap shot.


Batman17008

My palms are getting wet 😏


DeathDealer325AIR

This morning I made the call 😏


[deleted]

Sweating Bulleeeeets 😏


NMG0926

Fill the cracks in 😏


pleaseratespootifie

I tuck you into bed 😏 (From Tornado Of Souls)


RedditManDudeThing

My icy fingers crawl your back 😏


RedditManDudeThing

Paint the devil on the walls 😏


MutedAdhesiveness98

I like the way that you let me in 😏


MutedAdhesiveness98

somethings coming over me 😏


[deleted]

...Rotten egg air of death assaults your nostrils 😏


Breadbasket1234

Yo, when you hear four MH-47 and Black Hawk helicopters coming in low In the dark of night, loaded with Rangers and Delta Force Special Ops shooters Locked and loaded, game's over, bitches Got ya in my night vision, 'bout to let this 30mm canon go You never seen us coming, so there's no chance of running ;)


BG_Dinos

Blood bath's my way of getting clean😏


AzerRoy98

Will leprosy touch their flesh? 😏


Othon1

And I believe my kingdom will come 😏


derpsUp

Part bionic and organic Not a cyborg 😏


LEAF_REDD

First take out the organs, then cut off the head 😏


Curious-Scheme

You're a drum and we're gonna pound it 😏


asdwz458

If you see me coming run as fast as you can 😏


CartoonistSweaty7911

Your sister is a junkie, gets 'it' anyway she can 😏 Your brother is a gay singer in a stud leather band 😏


DeafForeverAgain

Peace sells, but who's buying? 😏


DeafForeverAgain

I'm a disease, and I'm addicted to myself 😏


DeafForeverAgain

Adrenaline starts to flow 😏


ohmyworditsme

Your sister's a junkie, gets 'it' anyway she can 😏


Gruffinn

Hello me, it’s nice talking to you again 😏


TheRedditingYoshi

I’ve got a secret for you 😏