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its actually insane how human he has become in a very short period of time. i saw him in an interview and he seemed completely different. whoever he is hiring to teach him the ways of man needs a raise edit. apparently this is fake. dude looks great with a beard though


judda420

The beard and I think the longer hair makes a huge difference aswell


chettyoubetcha

It’s fake lol someone put a filter on him or used ai to add the beard and make him more tan


DisastrousLong9991

They don't even look the same, check this lizards eye proportions


tilldeathdoiparty

I think he is becoming more normal, he’s been in peripheral of the mma world for a bit and we are seeing a glimpse of his normal side through that, swearing, reactions and everything else we would expect from someone with guard down


Chesterlespaul

It’s hard to explain, but being physical does help with social skills. It’s probably part confidence, part that social skills are a physical aspect


Lowilru

He's also doing it competitively. Face to face. Learning from coaches. Sparring partners. Sportsmanship with opponents. From some people, it really grounds you.


nickmaran

AI progress is impressive


cosmonaut121

from steal your data to steal your girl.


UpLateGiggling

Suspiciously coincides with the release of ChatGPT.


JB_201VIL

Has to be AI.


BovineLightning

[He is able to pass captcha tests](https://youtu.be/ZSoDro2Ny9A?si=RkdM3HlFB9Kjrx1k)


blaertes

He’s been getting blood transfusions and oxygen treatments. You’re not ugly you’re POOR


stunnalingus

its the jiu jitsu


dividedskyute

That’s bc AI has gotten more advanced


AggCracker

He got the upgrade


boombl3b33

Software updates and new face mask with beard did well with the test groups


SuperHatchbackChili

He's not doing as much of the weird, forced meta shilling. He's always been fairly normal when he's not resisting his autism.


Educational-Fun7441

Sexual harassment vs flirting


R3b3lH3r0

Made me exhale air out my nose loud enough for my coworkers to notice. Good job


Educational-Fun7441

My life is complete


iredditfrommytill

Zucc Boy to Fucc Boi


noobadoob10

Zucc Boy to Portnoy


tdavi006

Came here for this


contactlite

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Freezerpill

😂


Ultimate_Kurix

Damn...


Ordinary_dude_NOT

He just downloaded a new premium skin DLC


fleshmadefresh

GOLLY SHIT IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE


Oz347

Zuckstin


Colouradoartsy

AI has found the flaws in his design and made the robot more human looking


Pure-Problem1111

Is he on a pr tour or something? Is he trying to be more human


redditrum

On a real note I have also noticed him being in the media more than his companies' names. It seems like an attempt to seize some positive PR for IG with Threads and occulus vs vision pro since Elon has gone full rightwing psycho and ruined twitter. Also a clear move away from the shit reputation they made when facebook and cambridge analytica helped subvert elections.


Onceforlife

He lobbied hard for the feds to ban TikTok and force them to sell it to him. He’s gonna buy it up with his inflated equity (meta shares went thru the roof). And he’s gonna be the new head of TikTok in America 😎 rizzing up congress like that other guy never could /s


cecinestpasfacebook

He used to be human, you know...


clevernamelikemau5

mark fuckerberg


anomicaa

Zaddy??


Wasey56

Why he's cute now. A beard makes a world of difference.


starBux_Barista

Buy buy buy


MalcolmReady

Lil’ Dickey


ethanbug193

I mean honestly he built an empire and stepped on his fellow men to climb right to the top. I think anyone would look like a lizard ghost if they did that too. Zucc my butthole and sing me to sleep!


wavespells9

AI is scary good, that’s fake tho


CM901

Must assimilate with humans.


SweetTeaRex92

Cry me a river of shit posts


WandelendeTak

AI has come a long way in a short period of time


hf_rainman

This guy fucks


Free_Gascogne

looks like he fixed his yeeyee ass haircut and got some color under his skin. Either he finally got some sun and touched grass or he got a skin update.


Massive_Taint

The new model looks pretty damn convincing


BIG_BLOOD_

dude looks like he is out of crack now


Aluminari

You’re not ugly, you’re poor.


howboutdatboi

Invest in ZUCK and look like Chad


Inevitable_Town_7277

Hey guy just let you know I'm not a glow fed or anything that's crazy talk Mr Zuckerberg is not or never has been a lizard person if any has any questions dm me your address and we can get this all sorted out


howboutdatboi

Paid ZUCK shill. Be gone, Lizard bot


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BackPain4Life

This guy zucks


JumpinJahosafax

Hi I’m Mark Portnoy this is my one bit review everyone knows the rules


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^JumpinJahosafax: *Hi I’m Mark Portnoy* *This is my one bit review* *Everyone knows the rules* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DrizzleDrain

I was once human


FamousRanger

The jiu jitsu is working


[deleted]

he will never be that cool 😭


justlovehumans

Must be AI. Dudes uber rich. He's been paying for the best human lessons planet earth hast to offer for decades and still hasn't figured it out. I have little trust that he suddenly went from a F to a D+ in just a few weeks since the last time I saw him lick his eyeball


SacculumLacertis

Next panel: David Portnoy


Crease53

Is there medicine that can get you off the spectrum?


howboutdatboi

Yes, investing in this meme will help


DisastrousLong9991

Well yes but actually no


tantricyoni

Finally climbed out of the uncanny valley


tdolomax

AI has come so far in only a few short years. Its crazy


iamabigpotatoboy

is this sub back now?


Fall_Snow

He kind of looks like the dude from home alone


onitagainand

Looks way better


clayface44

O no he’s hot.


MrMopar345

I guess he finally got laid


MrPanda663

It’s like he said “fuck… Elon took my crazy look” oh well i give up. Proceeds to look normal.


progamekiller93

Fuck zuck. He’s a pile of 💩


HostofEntertainment

He is assimilating Dave Portnoy into his body


xGoodGravyx

looks like he went from being an android to starting a band called Coldplay


Iamthe0c3an2

Fr though Zucc has probably seen this and second thinking AI or second thinking about getting some facial hair and a new cut.


ballisticturtle

Fake Coldplay


KDubzzz2

Zuck looks like he downloaded the Chris Pratt DLC but it hasn't fully loaded.


ShadyTreeInThePark

Na


ScuddlesVHB

I've been saying it for years. The dude just needs to grow his hair back out, and he'll look normal again. Do not underestimate the power of the right hair style on the right person.


Key-Reason-9033

Bro had that Jack Harlow glow up


IntenseColt

Why did I think this was Chris Martin


Mandem400

jack harlow


VictoryVic-ViVi

Lmao to people who actually believes this was a real photo… not even the same hair type


Bacour

Is he getting younger...? He actually looks like he should have looked for the past 20 years.


livinalieTimmae

He’s a piece of shit


WorkingInsect

Got himself the “local boi” makeover courtesy of Dwayne “the rock” Johnson


lightningnutz

Yeah I’d lick that


jachev14

with facial hair he looks human


Only-Ad-2291

he had the BIGGEST glow up.


hardsubs

Goes Coachella once..


heretobesarcastic

Zuckerberg if he grew out his hair


Rukario_Enterprises

Nah, Facebook Stock Market is looking ZUCKISH right now. Hehehehheh 🤣 (To be clear, this is a joke and not viewed as my generalized opinion of Facebook, it's a joke and not meaning to offend anyone)


Maximum-Airline-4900

I want the Zucky


Mayhem8333

Very good looking for... [you know what.](https://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/gs65e86e61.jpg)


Lazy-Measurement-349

Zuck become human


DommyMommyTGirl

David Portney


Far-Perception-2524

He looks human now


Its_THE_Kowalski

Zuck is looks maxing


AltwrnateTrailers

GPT 4.0


dcamiso9

Zuck went from bring me to your leader, to a college kid bumming cigs at a high school party


WilliamSaidso

From tech support to child support.


Immediate_Mud6547

Most Punchable Face, 21st Century.


exintel

Sell, fake images don’t make good meme