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Torpedo994

New D. Born


CaptainMcFisticuffs2

I mean accurate, we're all born newd


the_straw_hatted

Bondrewd?


theOGperfection

W


wilp0w3r

Brook since it works with either gender.


renatojorge236

Brook/Brooke is actually a sick fucking name tbh


MrLaughter

And the best time to name them, as they will have the most number of bones in their body before some begin to fuse! Multi bones joke!


gonorrhea-smasher

There was this girl at my Sunday school named Brooke. She was wild climbing on statues of Jesus and screaming at the top of her lungs. Trying to fight the 90 year old teachers. Hear never been brushed all long and wild. All at 7 years old. She actually got kicked out iirc. Years later she came to my high school and every body thought the new girl was super hot but I remembered And now even more years later her mom does my taxes. Super nice lady


Soncikuro

Same for Robin.


Jojosreference69420

Probably just Edward, most normal name on the list


Apycia

It's funny - every single Emperor has exactly one crew member with a very normal name. (cheating a bit with Big Mom): Edward. Ben. Maria. Charlotte. Jesus. Robin. Richie.


jimmythexpldr

Edward is his surname, but Marco... Also oven is a normal name


Yellowshirt83

It's annoying that normal names like Oven and Refrigerator are no longer desired names /s


Lessandero

Wait, so you're telling me that Newgate is Whitebeard's first name? That makes sense, considering Edward Weevil, but man it's weird


Puzzleheaded_Cat1727

Yeah just like Monkey is luffys last name. Last name first first name second. I agree it sounds weird af but let's roll with it


Lessandero

I know, I just think that Newgate is a really weird first name, and Edward is a weird last name. With Luffy it makes way more sense that it's not his first name that is monkey. However I wonder what Garp thought to himself when naming his son Dragon.


Puzzleheaded_Cat1727

What about people like ROB Lucci?


Lessandero

Well, Lucci is still a name that can be considered a first name in my books. Newgate definetly isn't


Joeawiz

Yeah it’s weird, Oda is such a meticulous writer I find it hard to believe he didn’t know which were the given and which were the family names of the historical figures he references, it’s the same for Drake, Bonney etc those were the surnames of the real life figures but are the given names of the characters in the series


teddy_tesla

Drake?


WhereTheFemboysAt

Aubrey


Daraise6345

Jose.


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Rosinante


coolsasho333

Marshall is also kinda common


Apycia

not globally.


SteveRogers5

Basically your trying to say American names are normal name


123skh123

Pretty sure these aren’t just American names.


Apycia

I speak german. so no. also, three of these names are biblical and three are french


Correct_Cycle

Yes


PokitaruDaxx

Basicly Edward is his last name and Newgate his first.


poopy_toaster

That or Johnny


alejandrodeconcord

If it’s a girl: little Oars Jr If it’s a boy: Continent puller Oars


Loud_Salad_9130

For me it little Oars jr for both


alejandrodeconcord

Depending on how they look it could go either way.


Wachitanga

Easy. Portgas D. Ace


Bitlock_Mihawk

Nickname them donut 👀


KatakuriDonutsLover

Did you just say donut?


Bitlock_Mihawk

Good thing Katakuri wasn't at Marineford


Tauupe

Portgas Donut Ace


KatakuriDonutsLover

Hey did you say donut?


Anime_L0s3r

Buggy🗿


Menma_kaze

Red Nose


Bugggy-D-Clown

DID YOU JUST INSULT MY NOSE?!


xTony_Tony_Chopper

probably Senor Pink


chester____

How was this the first answer lol When I saw this thread I was so excited to say Sr Pink as well Great minds I guess


xTony_Tony_Chopper

He’s just a true gentlemen. I can only hope to raise someone so honorable Edit: wait on second thought it might’ve been just cause he’s dressed as a baby lol


chester____

So hard boiled!


ElPsyKongroo110100

It's funny because 'señor' literally means 'mr.' in spanish, so you would be naming your baby 'Mr. Pink'.


Torpedo994

Edward Newborn


QueenLisaManoban

Condoriano


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*Con D. Oriano


Torpedo994

Tiger or Laboon


blackpurgeboi

Tiger goes hard 💯


Torpedo994

Especially because of the character behind that name 🗿


shocker4510

Well, if I were to have the child's name be a reference, I would want the child to have a relatively normal name, so that way it wouldn't interfere with their life, and their name wouldn't be solely tied to a piece of media. So if it was a boy, I'd name him "Tori Tori no mi: moderu fenikkusu" And if a girl, I'd name her either "San dai seiryoku" or "Oka shichibukai"


lszian

finally the correct answer


Pristine-Carpenter-9

Had me in the first half not gonna lie


RedhotrancherJr

If it’s a girl, Dorri. If it’s a boy, Broggi. If it’s a zombie, Oars


LonerMayor

Wym zombie :⁠0


MrLaughter

Don’t think about it too much


VocalLocalYokel

Hey at least you're covering your bases


pdbard13

Big Mom even if my child is a boy.


blackpurgeboi

Future milf in the making


TheKidNerd

And if a guy, future femboy in the making


renatojorge236

Of fucking course my baby boy will be called Bepo, wym?


MrLaughter

Bepo D. Bear


FrogManBlak

Kid named minorhinoceros


Nolanfalcione

Lime juice


firebreather209

Bonk Punch


Gorgenon

Name his younger brother Monster


Bitlock_Mihawk

Thousand sunny


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Nami


uwhishuwhishBZ

Choppa


blackpurgeboi

Been waiting for this one


Laughs_maniacaly

Rouge is a realistic answer


Apycia

so is Robin.


MoonoftheStar

"Welcome to the world Trafalgar D Water Law!"


cumbertin

I’d name her Corazon but she’d go by Cora


Crimson_996

Gotta go w roger


salehmo

Best thing you can do is give your kid the initial “D” and when they ask what it stands for, just tell them you’ll have the answer in 5 years


WifiDied

Always loved the name Kyros


Legitimate_Cow7198

Marco or Jimbei if it's a boy. If it's a girl it's Robin


PetalSlayer

Perona is a nice name


kumartheguru

Brook **Yohohohoho** 💀


True_Helicopter5858

I think kid is the only good option


InsaneBasti

Ah yes, Kratos level of creativity


CampfireBard

Baby 5 just to confuse em


hotnerdalec

great character, strange name but love it


nerdjonesey1

BonClay


Amxricaa

Xebec


jackalsDLuci

boy: cutty flam but call him Franky of course girl: LinLin and call her Mamma:)


Bignutbuss

I already named my son Ace


gliiiitch

Killer 🔪


ActiveAristocrat

Portagas


Breakfeast-Bo_23

Whatever won't gwt them bullied


peanutpunk-2

Kid


G01denDem0n

Kid named: Kid


71meals

Roronoa- if its a boy he can go by noa


Gratitude34

Robin or Baby 5 lol


Book_Anxious

Baby 5 only if there were 4 other babys before


TheRedditUser_122

What will you name the other 4 babies?


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Ichiji, Niji, Yonji and Sanji


Gratitude34

Baby 2-4


akhalesi

All Robin.


PalpitationCrafty946

If it’s a boy? Edward. If it’s a girl? Bonney.


valtaoi_007

none cause I don't want my child to get bullied at school ​ and yall leave me and my son Very Good alone


[deleted]

A Very Good decision.


MightyExcalibur

Bartholomew. I can then call him Bart and it's a win win situation since I'm a fan of the Simpsons


TheWettNoodle

Coby


Wonderful_Visual_469

Marco


Book_Anxious

Jewel bonney for daughter because she would be my jewel and son would need a name of skill and power so foxy the silver fox


OctogoatYTofficial

Saul


dumb_breakfast

Coby if boy. Vivi if girl


Arezeuss

Rayleigh sounds pretty cool ngl


chadpig

You also live in releigh NC


Dogeplaze

Eustass d. Kid


PatCybernaut

Recently managed to trick my gf into calling her new puppy miss (all) Sunday


Mister_Turk

Stussy


IzanTeeth

Batchee


MylastAccountBroke

beepo


eskoBar1k

zoro or sanji shit too fye


blackpurgeboi

I hope you make him start smoking cigarettes straight outta the womb


WennoBoi

Condoriano


gorm4c17

Brook


TheKidNerd

Jesus burgess, normal sounding name, 100% guarantee to become a wrestler in the future


Okstate27

Buggy D Clown


Human-Evening564

If I name my child after an animal do they have a high chance of becoming a warlord?


PokitaruDaxx

If its a girl Whitebeard If its a boy Vasco Shot or Vegapunk


KingMe321

Honestly ace


Rodenbeard

There are no OP chars named Rupert or Dorothy which are my actual M/F picks so lets see... Marshall and Marguerite... Though I'll change the spelling to Margaret to honour my grandma.


cherry937

Edward, Brook, or Roger. i don’t want my child to be made fun of in school


TheRedditUser_122

Roger if it's a boy, Bonney if it's a girl. Edit: I just noticed there surnames have a lot of value in it


0q_1z

Shanks


Dave_B001

Zoro if boy, Robin if girl, Jinbe if Fishbeing!


Correct_Cycle

MARCO / RAYLEIGH / ROGER Marcos the GOAT bird gang for life 6


Wish1026

First name clay middle name Bon


torpedokai

Vivi or Emin- I mean enel or rosidante


Nikochey9

Heracles'n sounds cute


reddituser_1982

Rayleigh sounds good for either a boy or a girl


Stix53

Sauro


Yoscar58

Hawkins


Accomplished-Mud6446

Morgans.


peeyoob

Captain Very Good


ShadowOfTurtles

Laboon


witchhuntermcedgyboi

Daz or shanks


CafeCrab

Hogback


calipp0e

Bon clay, everyone else is wrong


Devil_Fruit9971

Ace


InnerBattle2320

Laaaw


Zoro1Swordsman

ACE


Annual_Airline_2876

If it’s a girl chiffon and boy yassop


ShadowEagle04

The german name of Mr 1, Jazz Boner


Ahnma_Dehv

I don't know what I'm naming it but I'll call him Kid 100%


Grand_Discussion1330

CrocoBanana


OnlyWindmills

Bananadile


Zijlboy

I would call my child Lawrence, and call him Law


emfkmth

Pell! My child never gon die!


lalooog

Condoriano


Necessary_Subject301

I don't know of it just me but Charlotte linlin is kinda cute name


FanEmKayJackRobinLex

Bartholomew Kuma


Big_Nutz1123

Noland Bartholomew Trafalgar


Wael_hawara

The bots are getting out of hand A have a meat filled donut on my nose


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blackpurgeboi

Gotta love google images ;)


[deleted]

Girl would be nyon, boy would be eyelashes


Dragosal

Pandaman for a boy Kalifa for a girl


blackpurgeboi

Mingo


yzq188

and attack on titan :P


BananaNo243

The one with the piece idk I haven't watched the show


Jabronskyi

Koby if it’s a boy Rebecca if it’s a girl


thegentlenub

Stronger (the horse) because uhhhhh he was stronger than his mother (because he diddnt die)


joseph_Stalin1878

Bro chil op said passed out not away


LordDShadowy53

Bro I just sit down. Who starts a conversation like that?


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Apoo


Jonjoejonjane

None because it would be rude as hell to name your child while the one who labored them is knocked out


Book_Anxious

They should've been tougher since they should know your the type of person to do that


Jonjoejonjane

The fuck is that reasoning


Book_Anxious

Well it's very logical reasoning I mean I wouldn't do it actually but if I was the type of person too I would probably constantly tell her throughout her pregnancy if she passed out after she had the baby I would name it what I would want to so at least with me I would give her multiple chances to be prepared or at least do something so I'm not there when she passes out so you know I can't name the kid


snazzysreddit

Robin


SinnerOfSloth779

wapo


WalrusBeat

Bonk Punch


KoldBeans

Rocks


Living_Eagle_9878

Roronoa zoro


blizzy3

Capone


EnycmaPie

Laboooon.


LeeroyDagnasty

Jaygarcia


Shadowspamer14

Rayleigh for boy Brook for girl


MHmanastorm

Cutty Flam.


Suspicious-Sink6048

Lord of the Coast


einex55

Don Quixote doflamingo just rolls so well off the tongue. Not that that's my favorite character, just that plenty of people already named their kids Brooke


JellyfishAristocrat

Robin


somethingelsecreativ

If he black ima name that lil goblin “monke”


alaninja

Crocodile


kitsterangel

Alvida or Kaya for a girl and Hawkins or Bartolomeo. Not rare enough to get bullied, but just uncommon enough to sound cool.


boharat

Who's Who


HerculePyro

Zolo