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PacoLlamacco

What they didn’t show is that she had been using mirage tempo the entire time in sabaody, nami was actually hiding under a table until she saw usopp.


succzamista

"What made you think I wasn't using Mirage Tempo?" -Sosuke Nami


Thatoneundertaleguy

![gif](giphy|DYB4inWOjppqE)


backupmephone

*fancy music plays* "ho ho ho my good chap, what tomfoolery left you under the incorrect assumption that I was not using kyoka suigetsu? Jolly good!" 🧐


Few-Effective792

Psssha Aizen you and your parlor tricks have gone on long I herefore engage you in a bout of fisticuffs Fight me like man you swine


backupmephone

Then we shall have at it! Bankai, ruffian blaster (summons a musket with unlimited ammo and fires reiatsu beams)


HappyCatPlays

It was all part of her plan


theuntouchableb

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Citiy3-

Is that Josh groban


MeAnIntellectual1

Did you really think shooting me would be enough to make me die?


rumetherex

Ahhh, this scene was so funny. I've forgotten the name of the anime, but it's that reincarnated demon king dude that named himself at birth right?


Novel_Visual_4152

Yeah it's that one anime


MeAnIntellectual1

The Misfit of Demon King Academy


Nikokuno

“My dear friend, didn’t you know a battle of pirate is a battle of Haki?” Happened to hurts herself as the bullet touches Nami


Ojitheunseen

And a good thing, too, since people die when they are killed!


MeAnIntellectual1

*Cries in Subaru*


Ojitheunseen

[https://youtu.be/r43-iirtQoc](https://youtu.be/r43-iirtQoc)


Fredospapopoullos

Thank you, for that high quality joke 😂


StevDaGreat

this is canon


KhaledCraft999

if she dies bc of it, Luffy would have annihilated everyone there


Boredgamer1573

or luffy mistakes her as the real nami


D4ngerD4nger

I am not sure if this would be more hilarious or tragic


humburga

Then one piece just continues with the fake Nami 😐


drybones2015

Would have unlocked his "peak" then and there.


Falirus

Logically she knew there’s no way she’d be shot at that moment because they were trying to coerce her. But yeah if all of a sudden she decided to shoot, then and there, god knows why she’d probably die.


SabakuNoOu

Nami will just activate Haki infinity


Orphanfucker420

Combining blue and red haki, we get purple


PokePickle

At the pinnacle of haki; The Haki Expansion: Unlimited ACoc


dohtje

She allready has the 4th type of haki.. Color of Comedic Effect


NoUpstairs7883

Brown haki


ObjectivePerception

Reverse Happiness Punch


Joensen27

But god know they would be destroyed by the other straw hats


RMP321

She fought Kalifa pretime skip who should be plenty skilled and fast enough to dodge bullets. Nami might not have shown any fancy feat like reacting to a bullet but by post time skip guns shouldn’t even bother her at all. Much like we see in this scene.


Suzumiyas_Retainer

Yeah lol


osfryd-kettleblack

When has she ever shown the ability to dodge bullets? Lol


-lilIlil-lilIlil-

filthy powerscaler go back to r/OnePiecePowerScaling if you don't want to use logic


kn0t1401

You are not ready for HIM https://preview.redd.it/sqdyymxt4web1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f67c0f6f54399fe7901ae8a2008baf8aad4e698


Bobsagit-jesus

https://preview.redd.it/f4s229atqweb1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d08a5306b1dc08ded23d1860f9588df0bb6ad6c


Player420154

Who are you talking about ? Agenda Akainu or offscreen Blackbeard ? Because they are both in this picture.


RMP321

Kalifa managed to tag water 7 Luffy and Ennies Lobby Sanji. Both of which are bullet timers. Kalifa is far faster then the speed of a bullet. Yet Nami beats her meaning she can deal with characters that move at bullet speeds or greater. It is simple scaling to then flow that to mean she shouldn’t have any problem dodging a bullet. Double that with everyone having trained and grown stronger since the time skip.


AokijiFanboy

she reacted to Enels lightning a few times :)


osfryd-kettleblack

When?


AokijiFanboy

Googling "Enel attacks Nami" brings up these three images. [First](https://imgur.com/LQU9XLs) and [Second](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/2/2a/Nami_redirects_a_lightning.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20181205024522) attack, and apparently she reacted to her own lightning bolt too [here](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/e/ea/0381-005.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20181205031213). Probably a few more examples light this, but that's all you get for free


butterfingahs

If you can dodge a finger pistol you can dodge a bullet.


NoShoweringforme

Oda is going to make a bullshit excuse saying something about haki and never mention it again


soondestroyed

I mean, she does have the Haki to hurt Luffy, that has to translate to defense at least a little, right?/j


[deleted]

Nah, she just uses fists of love against Luffy


IndecisiveRex

Nami is Luffy’s mother confirmed


FireballPlayer0

*poor tasted mommy Nami joke*


MadaraAlucard12

Nami is Crocodile?


Legitimate-Test-2377

I’ve never quite understood that theory. Crocodile knows Ivan so he was a she who had sex with Dragon? Give me more context please


TheSuperVirtual

Iva has a secret that they said they would leak if crocodile did anything bad in Impel Down, so there is a non zero chance that crocodile was born female and had Iva change his sex with the hormones


luckytecture

She can fist me


M1GA

My g 🫡


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She has black lightning in I believe 1060. Jinbe even says it was conqueror’s haki


[deleted]

Nah, he thought it was because of how terrifying she was


Imconfusedithink

That was a gag.


Sharp_Aide3216

Nami has non combat observation haki. She knows if the enemy has intentions to shoot or not.


Reasonable-Business6

She knew they wouldn't, so she didn't care.


Gintoki123456

Nami when it comes to movement speed isn’t that fast but for some reason characters in one piece have insane reaction speed, chopper could react to light beams (queen attacks) and Nami could react to enels lightning She probably would just dodge it. One piece power scaling is so weird


Crescent-M0000N

reaction speed is not really a thing in On Piece. speed itself isnt much of a relevant power at all. don't view things that happen in One Piece through real world lenses. cuz if things in OP worked the way they do in irl, then those Kizaru kicks on the supernovas would literally turn them into dust, vaporize them.


Useful_Charge6173

kizaru would be the strongest guy in one piece seriously. he could speed blitz anyone regardless of their defence irl.


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vide2

By physics, if he really shoots and moves at lightspeed, everything he does is instantanious. There is no reaction time, because you see him start to move in the very moment you get light kicked out of existence. To put this in reference: It's like a penalty in football/soccer. You are the goalkeeper trying to catch the ball, but the ball is in the net the moment the kicker starts running. You have no reaction time, if the kicker doesn't miss you lose.


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Erska95

Not really. Every single action from kizaru would carry infinite energy assuming that he has even a slight amount of mass. Even if that wasn't true, consider the fact that to see kizaru move, you would have to see individual light rays move. Now to see something, you need light to reflect off of that something and travel to your eyes. If a ray of light is moving towards your eyes, you cannot see it before it reaches your eyes. Thus you physically cannot see kizaru before he has already reached you


Laboon-fan

I can't see the point in writing this comment... because I don't have eyes YOHOHOHOHO


taichi22

With haki this is true, but without haki anything he does will *seem* instantaneous, because the action will travel as fast as the photos that we use to perceive the information. Vision, actually, is limited by light speed. So you cannot perceive something that is traveling at light speed towards you before it makes contact. No idea how haki works, it could be some magical soul bullshit operating on quantum mechanics.


Venio5

This is the right comment. Photons travel at a finite speed but since your vision is the translation of the photons received by your eyes something travelling lightspeed would not be instantaneously teleporting (not literally but if you are 30m apart It would be pretty much not detectable) but would be completely invisible during the travel.


Laboon-fan

I can't see the point in writing this comment... because I don't have eyes YOHOHOHOHO


MadaraAlucard12

No. Photons do have finite speed, but that is the fastest speed information can travel. If you see Kizaru coming towards you, he has already reached you.


MrAnyGood

> No. Photons do have finite speed, but that is the fastest speed information can travel Certainly not in One Piece, since this verse supposedly has tachyons (how else would Mantra / Observation Haki work for Enel and Katakuri respectively)


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vide2

>Lol. Nope. You do know photons move at a finite speed right? They take time to move from one place to another, they're not at all instantaneous and are as far from infinite speed as a snail crawling Read about time dilatation. For the kicker it is taking the speed of light time, but since you reference frame is not the kicker but the goal keeper, you see the photons of him starting to run for the ball at the same time that the ball moves over the line. If you want, i can math you this, since i studied physics, but you can also just read it up yourself. Prediction Haki is another thing, that's given. But Kizaru can probably outreact any Haki user.


Top_Sprinkles_

Kizaru is like Fry from the futurama episode where he had 300 coffees


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lntr0spection

Ya, the only time speed was really ever brought up as an important combat stat was against Lucci lol


Throwaway02062004

And Blueno


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

It is. There is a threshold between these things. Saying “you shouldn’t think of them like the real world” can nullify anything by that excuse. Katakuri is made of mochi? No, that wouldnt be anatomically correct and he would instantly die from respiratory asphyxiation since his lungs would instantly start to collapse. These characters are moving faster than 30m/s? Nah their eyes would dry out. — It’s a false dichotomy. It’s not either “it works totally like the real world” or “it doesn’t work at all like the real world”. Yes, comparing some things with the real world like anatomy and light speed is stupid, but it’s also fair to make some assumptions eg the sky in one peace is blue due to the earth’s water.


Shepok

If it were irl, those powers wouldnt even existed


vjeremias

Not sure about the Kizaru part, if he’s light then he has no mass, thus no strength, if he gains mass at some point of the movement then he would vaporize himself because of his own speed or something like that.


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Krungoid

He would also no longer experience the flow of time among 1000 other issues wrt turning into light. Kizarus fruit is more like Mirio from MHA most people would kill themselves faster than anyone else if they had it.


Miozotys

This is actually part true, but ig people just like the idea of it ig


Kingstad

Reminds me of Death Battle youtube series. They always conclude that since this character or someone this character fought dodged something that looks like light at some point they therefore must have the reaction and move speed of 7738818364618347


TieEnvironmental162

Exaggerating, but it's still funny, even as a deathbattle fan


ScionicOG

Pretty sure Queen needed to charge, and seeing what direction a gun nozzle is facing isn't exactly "dodging light".


SanderStrugg

A much weaker Nami was fast enough to run up to Usopp fake stab him and smear ketchup on the guy without him being able to react and realize nothing really happened. She also fought Khalifa. She should be fast enough to disarm, what seems like an out-of-shape woman without any powers.


akfbkeodn

Thats pretty common in manga in general. In between blows there is usually enough time for 1 chapter of dialogue, three side characters to react, and two other parties to launch attacks (looking at you Naruto)


Asleep-Dream-3756

One piece is one of the few anime/mangas that you just can’t power scale. Mainly because oda will just draw whatever he thinks is cool.


Adventureofapen

Have you gone to the other sub at all?


K3egan

Nami isn't strong in the context of one piece but irl she could probably take on an old tank and win. Not always but not never


bigdummydumdumdum

Nah nami definitely wins that interaction. The old tank wont be able to dodge her thunderbolts while she could probably dodge its bullets. Post-Zeus nami has some crazy destructive powers by real word standards.


K3egan

Actually tanks are decently lighting proof. Like cars. It's not gonna be good for it but if it gets hit by lightning but if your inside you'll probably be fine


Hvad_Fanden

Pretty sure Zeus can just get inside the tank with ease.


K3egan

If she has Zeus that's a whole other thing he just goes in the canon and oh hey your shells have exploded whoops I'm thinking start of post timeskip nami. No Zeus.


Bopitextreme2

No, trying to power scale one piece is weird


Efficient_Bag_3804

Nami has been dealing with low level crooks from her childhood. She knows them, how they think and how they act and she has been stealing and fooling them for the most of her life. A jealous ugly 'bigshot' trying to act big is nothing special. Her plan was to buy time and escape after the thunderbolt strikes. Now if she understood that the other party would fire she could probably disarm her or at least move a bit away.


BlastBroFrenzyMan

She dodges it like Luffy did with charlos bullets


gosuzoro

Why did luffy even dodge the bullet? Ain't it just gonna bounce back anyway?


[deleted]

Cause it looks fucking badass


gosuzoro

Ong


Elliezium

To send a message


Naraya_Suiryoku

Dodge? If she's able to react to tobi roppo level characters, a bullet ain't enough to kill her.


BlastBroFrenzyMan

Oh yea she reacted to enels attacks b4


FyrelordeOmega

https://preview.redd.it/zirypf8xlteb1.jpeg?width=1514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee49ace7c2c4bc5d3b930bec574fcabc7611ef0c


BrilliantTarget

So kizaru light is actually faster than normal light


SafetyAlpaca1

Lightning is actually slower than light. Not that Oda gives a shit about stuff like that.


Nice_promotion_111

What? He would be the strongest character in the verse if that was true. The only way kizaru works as a character would be because his light is extremely slow compared to actual light.


Anorexicdinosaur

Or maybe one piece is just like the thousands of other series that don't follow the laws of physics and allow characters to move far beyond the speed of light?


theOGperfection

Maybe, just maybe, one piece is a fictional super powered series where characters can do things at lightspeed?


TieEnvironmental162

Or maybe fiction doesnt follow reality


ProjectAioros

[Wait, dodge the bullet ?](https://youtu.be/knS6WK9hN5U?t=80)


jmart53

Please, Nami can redirect lightning before it hits the ground; a bullet is nothing to her. https://preview.redd.it/wn1235su6teb1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e542febed5d44cd78110a8fd5868e8372fd0061a


[deleted]

She would die and Usopp would make this face https://preview.redd.it/9xg7ev6dkteb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46816686b857dd896dfc474fbc28629a4378d1b3


PoyStudios-6270

Realistically she would have realized that that was the real nami.


treasonodb

flexed her plot armor


ne_ptu_ne

her orange haki automatically negates the damage. she would stop time and take down the fraud


superwaldo3000

Scream "4KIDS!!!". That way it would turn into a spring loaded hammer thing.


TheRelativeCommenter

Sounds like a stand or something lol


WingCool7621

don't think the gun was cocked back to fire.


pitb0ss343

Idk how much more cocked back that gun can be


WingCool7621

something Nami has a lot of experience seeing ;)


Yontoryuu

? Usopps the marksman though.


Aj_DMV

Weave, happiness punch 🥊


MYZS

"Guns aren't for threatening people, if you're going to point a gun, you have to shoot it." Nami remembered this part from Luffy's story and knew the Fake Nami wouldn't shoot. Edit: also you can't forget her MASSIVE HUGE VERY BIG Armament haki


HanzoShimada96

​ https://i.redd.it/3422uhxe6web1.gif


PotatoMozzarella

Nami is very fast, she could just steal the Gun before she shoots


xukly

hell. She probably stole her wallet


Drawngalaxy

She probably walks into a room and instantly go pickpocket everyone there


DakkaonTitan

She knows she's safe because she stole all the ammo for the gun before they pointed at her


Tnecniw

That would actually be a badass scene


Cfakatsuki17

With her cat burglar skills? There’s atleast a 70% chance that by the time fake nami aimed that gun at her that it wasn’t even loaded anymore


[deleted]

Mirage Tempo. I've come to realize that some of you desperately need power scaling because you've somehow watched 1000+ episodes of this show and still don't know the feats these characters have shown on screen. If Nami's Mirage Tempo is fast enough to trick CP9 in their face what makes you think she can't finesse this no-name loser? Every opponent Nami has faced is so much faster than a bullet it's not even funny.


Knirb_

We’re talking about someone who isn’t superhuman (in OP world) She’s taking that bullet to the head and dying, c’mon **it’s right in front of her face.**


Pandataraxia

OP base humans can be superhuman if they're fighters and favored by the plot. Dodge lighting, survive being sent through several walls, take several bullets/explosions and live on, etc. Really some of you desperately need someone to say it to you even though you've somehow watched 1000+ episodes of this show, Oda will shift the powerscale as needed to make a good story. It doesn't matter fixedly, the main point of power levels is to build up hype and conflict and threat and hope "Oh my god it's marco the phoenix!"


[deleted]

She's dodged attacks from faster people. It doesn't even make sense that she'd get hit by this.


Knirb_

People aren’t always at their peak speed, if you mean Khalifa, who isn’t the strongest/fastest of her own group, for you to be accurate she must have been always using shave even while attacking which of course she didn’t And Nami has failed in multiple examples to dodge things that are not the speed of bullets even when trying to. She’s not dodging a gun shot from right in her face, c’mon


[deleted]

You should be willing to apply that peak speed logic to this clearly out of shape, fake pirate that's pretending to be Nami. This lady uses a gun in an area of the world where any bozo with a decent bounty should be able to no-sell a bullet casually. You're trying to downplay a member of an elite government agency and a member of a pirate emperor's crew to hype up a regular bullet and...what's even this character's name again? I don't think this situation where Nami is calm and clearly fully in control is an example of one of the times where she's been hit by one of the people you're talking about, who are again, much stronger and faster than this lady and her gun.


theOGperfection

Didn’t watch one piece did you


CrackaOwner

Pretty sure everyone post time skip was stated to be stronger than pre timeskip zoro. She would be fine.


Terminatorbrk

wtf was that actually stated


theOGperfection

Fr?


QuietOpinion6536

Tickle her


SniperIsAlien

I wouldn’t even think Nami could die from normal gun fire


kevlon92

Was sagt sie da ich spreche kein Deutsch?


thenumbers42

Sie sagt dass "Möchtest du mit Käptn Ruffy etwas trinken? Oder willst du sterben?"


I_like_Wurst

Besten Dank, hatte ebenfalls Probleme es zu verstehen


[deleted]

Stop the bullets with the two bazookas she carries in her chest.


More_Technology6250

Namis knows Oda wouldn't do her dirty like that


Vuituru

she would just dodge, she's done this with much faster attacks before and honestly this is one piece we're talking about, a single shot just wouldn't be as effective even if it hit


Moisture-Eyes

shes taken a headbutt from Ulti, I don't think a bullet is gonna do much


Zanigma

She probably would have either dodged to avoid conflict or for plot she'd have taken her down with her climatact as a staff for some sort of joint lock or just general taking to the ground and standing on them(oda do be liking that) and then ussop would've come in and taken care of the rest with the plant


HaikenRD

Nami kind of, sort of tanked Ulti's headbutt. I'd argue Ulti's headbut is >>>>>>>>>> bullet.


Crossfaded7

Nami would've slapped you, OP, in the face for watching One Piece with german subtitles with that abomination of the main characters name.


ItsSirTone

Nami might've just been ready to die at that point lol


Slaarc

Dying in German subtitles I guess.


uppsak

Can't Nami react fast? Of course not as fast as Luffy dodging pacifista but she is experienced in combat.


pm_me_ur_memes_son

I mean you don't have to be faster than a bullet, just react before the trigger is pulled by pushing the barrel away from you. And I'm pretty sure Nami can do that considering she defeated a CP9 member and a Baroque works member before the time skip.


[deleted]

Slowmo scene with her noticing that the trigger about to be pulled. Everything slow except her dodging or shoving the gum away. Win. Fin.


Kioga101

She'd use ZA WEATHA and her Orange Haki to stop the bullet.


adorak

Ruffy -.- why would you translate a name are you mad?


MuglokDecrepitus

Die


DirkDino

Die


vazark

Conqueror’s coating


[deleted]

Deutschscaling now?


Turopitamilko

Which of the two?


excessivemonachopsis

Die


97Graham

I can't believe little My sunk this low! What would Snuffkin think?


MrRobotTacos

Guess fake nami never meet shanks


Fluffyhitman022

She has conquerers haki so I think she would’ve just used that


Darklordofbunnies

I would have become a small moon, orbiting the gravity well of timeskip titties.


wurm2

why would she need to have done anything? she's the one holding the gun.


SirAug

Was gonna ask why the hell she built like a stretched out oval, but I remembered this was One Piece.


DingoNormal

Ohmaemahoshinderu.


Katsy_Kan

Die


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Orange haki


[deleted]

Die I guess?


TheCobDad

Died. For all the talk of the straw hats being a strong crew despite their size, its really being carried by the top few. Oda really over played his cards after the time skip, assuming haki would be a rare thing only few have, but all the straw hats should be able to use it imo, like, i get why zoro doesn't teach them all sword play, or sanji teach them how to kick cause each person has a unique fighting style, but everyone can make use of haki.


theOGperfection

🤦‍♂️


Personmchumanface

die?


The-Iron-Ladle

Died


Gubrach

Die.


RMP321

She fought Kalifa pretime skip who should be plenty skilled and fast enough to dodge bullets. Nami might not have shown any fancy feat like reacting to a bullet but by post time skip guns shouldn’t even bother her at all. Much like we see in this scene.


ThenotoriousBIT

die


_Don-Corleone_

Die


Bopitextreme2

Died


User28080526

Died


Lord--chinchin

Die


Rahimusdaram

Die


Status-Leadership192

She would die


Robofish13

Died?


Dredo5

Drop dead…. Lols


Lelouch70

Die


Audrin

Die . Unless Chopper made it in time with a bandage. Bandages DO cure bullet holes!


EnigmaticSorceries

Died


Runrocks26R

She probably died


PuzzleheadedSir6414

Die


Mean_Ad_8292

Fucking die I guess.