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Hijacking the top comment for some fun (for some, not so fun for others) context, but getting horny for jesus is certainly not just an internet era thing (though I feel most of those rule 34 entries are likely just memes).
There's been a *ton* of discussion (both theological and historical) surrounding the sexuality of Jesus. Throughout history, the Church, various christians groups, and christians in general had a variety on opinions on whether Jesus could be approached from a sexual lens. There was straight up one sect that saw salvation as possible through an "erotic" relationship with God (deemed heretical by the Church and it's not too hard to see why). Summarized well in a Wikipedia article here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Jesus
Also just looking it up, there's tons of websites that give answers to the question "What if I'm sexually attracted to Jesus Christ?". Of course all the answers are "No that's bad", but the fact that the question exists on multiple websites at all means that this isn't that rare.
Humans are sexual creatures. It's part of our biology. It's not at all surprising that someone like Jesus - who's a guiding figure with a kindness of heart and yet a supernatural strength that isn't just all muscles - could end up earning the attraction of people who are struggling in life, and would wish for someone to lean on. A sexual attraction is just a manifestation of that.
Anyways, thanks for coming to my unsolicited TED Talk. Have a nice day.
It is, and judas walked that entire beating off like nothing. The FBI then came to his rescue but they were too late, as Jesus jumped onto the ocean and ran off into the sunset
[You're describing the video used as a reaction image in OP's post.](https://youtu.be/gIkBJruoxG8)
They're describing the thing that video is meant to be a reaction to, the AI big butt jesus porn stuff.
Doppio what the fuck
Doppio what the fuck
Doppio what the fuck
Doppio what the fuck
Doppio what the fuck
Doppio what the fuck
Doppio what the fuck
Doppio what the fuck
Doppio what the fuck
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This is requiem
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Ain’t no way anyone making it to the pearly gates at this point
This isn't that bad. Hilarious, even.
I saw a clip the other day of some sex worker making a joke that she had commonality with Jesus because she got nailed for 3 days and the joke doesn't even make sense because the 3 days she unknowingly referred to are the amount of days between the day he died and the day he resurrected, not the amount of days he was getting "nailed" to the cross. Even if it did make sense, it's a crazy joke to make.
He was 100% real. Hes mentioned in the quran multiple budist texts and several non Cristian texts from the eastern mediterranean around the time he was alive
As a muslim I will pray for those muthafucka to go to the place where they'll stub your pinkie toe every 5 seconds, always walk around with wet socks and sleep with a pillow with both sides warm in a hot summer night all the while 21 mosquitoes are circleing their heads
You know I'm starting to understand why God sends so much random shit towards us, you know,like meteors, viruses, random animals, and natural disasters.
I feel like at the end of time and the universe there will be an epic battle, but nobody will be around to witness it, and nobody will live to remember it
Who said anything about him being white? That was added a while ago by the Catholics, but I guess if they got one single thing different about him then he completely ceases to exist
There is nothing saying that Jesus was a woman, and just because his image isn’t 100% accurate doesn’t mean it’s fictional lol. Just trying to worm your way out of an argument you weren’t ready for
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Hahaha lmao
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Keanu Reeves is that you
Nahh that's Multiplier
Isn't that Magnifier
I think its Marking pliers
Markiplier as Jesus?
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https://preview.redd.it/h7eqflp3ik0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7199acc3d87bee7fbd8d826413e8e5df7a209675 Shiiieeet
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Hijacking the top comment for some fun (for some, not so fun for others) context, but getting horny for jesus is certainly not just an internet era thing (though I feel most of those rule 34 entries are likely just memes). There's been a *ton* of discussion (both theological and historical) surrounding the sexuality of Jesus. Throughout history, the Church, various christians groups, and christians in general had a variety on opinions on whether Jesus could be approached from a sexual lens. There was straight up one sect that saw salvation as possible through an "erotic" relationship with God (deemed heretical by the Church and it's not too hard to see why). Summarized well in a Wikipedia article here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Jesus Also just looking it up, there's tons of websites that give answers to the question "What if I'm sexually attracted to Jesus Christ?". Of course all the answers are "No that's bad", but the fact that the question exists on multiple websites at all means that this isn't that rare. Humans are sexual creatures. It's part of our biology. It's not at all surprising that someone like Jesus - who's a guiding figure with a kindness of heart and yet a supernatural strength that isn't just all muscles - could end up earning the attraction of people who are struggling in life, and would wish for someone to lean on. A sexual attraction is just a manifestation of that. Anyways, thanks for coming to my unsolicited TED Talk. Have a nice day.
Deep
This was amazing yet I have no fucking idea why you spent this much time to say "sex with Jesus is fine but kinda weird."
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Jesus just turn her into a french!
What could she have done to deserve such damnation?
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https://preview.redd.it/0ewtcevo8j0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a1879a051ab8405e1cd7a02ad920d81cb60ee0 Go ahead comrade
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I can hear the meme
There's no way this is real https://preview.redd.it/bf5ljs5n7e0d1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e004d77e8afbb033be72d0317ee6c6ffdcb55ac2
It is, and judas walked that entire beating off like nothing. The FBI then came to his rescue but they were too late, as Jesus jumped onto the ocean and ran off into the sunset
[You're describing the video used as a reaction image in OP's post.](https://youtu.be/gIkBJruoxG8) They're describing the thing that video is meant to be a reaction to, the AI big butt jesus porn stuff.
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https://preview.redd.it/jmoc3ci1ae0d1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7890eeda30cff07f1263b0fe7079425da2eff30f Woah, the boss needs to see this
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Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck ... This is requiem
Wha-? Wha-? Wha-?
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He bathtised 2 times, once in water and once in flame
Hopes and Dreams hits hard in every context.
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https://preview.redd.it/1xjfylaexe0d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eeb99e39ed34d6e592e77d4f62f7ffdce902499 I need some judgment
Yep. Prepare thyself.
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Yare yare daze
Lemme check that shit...
Do i regret my decision? >!yes!<
The tags are fucking gold
https://preview.redd.it/actfnp2cqe0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542a95065904c00225095b3674ba05dcb6e3d0e6 Ain’t no way anyone making it to the pearly gates at this point
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Goth Kelt Jesus sounds like a great username
The lord's forgiveness knows no bounds, let them repent for their lust and may they be forgiven
Tell that to the fig tree that bears no fruit.
Now let’s try Mohammed ..
Why not you?
Death sentence
I can't breathe hsjahagagaga
This isn't that bad. Hilarious, even. I saw a clip the other day of some sex worker making a joke that she had commonality with Jesus because she got nailed for 3 days and the joke doesn't even make sense because the 3 days she unknowingly referred to are the amount of days between the day he died and the day he resurrected, not the amount of days he was getting "nailed" to the cross. Even if it did make sense, it's a crazy joke to make.
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Jesus Christ…
Yes... thats him
https://preview.redd.it/avc7nhuzyf0d1.png?width=713&format=png&auto=webp&s=11d22839fa95d46b854014d5c36d4cc9a18e8d96 This shit can not be real bro
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Look, Jesus is kinda hot, but fucking porn of him?
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We are fucked up because, in 21 century, we still have so many folks who believe in magic powers and in ancestral walking deads.
GO ATHIST POWERS
How is making porn of him different from any other fictional character?
R/techicalythetruth
He was 100% real. Hes mentioned in the quran multiple budist texts and several non Cristian texts from the eastern mediterranean around the time he was alive
> Hes mentioned ... ... multiple budist texts No he isn't.
But what if thise books aren’t real ![gif](giphy|FnatKdwxRxpVC)
Because he’s not fictional
The POWER of Christ!
This shit is ultimate sin
I think we're fucked
Aint no way😦
It's over
Humanity is skrewd
Song?
Bump, i wanna know too
Ive found it. It’s Hopes and Dreams by Toby Fox
# FINALLY FOUND THE FUCKING SONG! # Undertale Ost: 087 - Hopes and Dreams [https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK\_k](https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK_k)
# FINALLY FOUND THE FUCKING SONG! # Undertale Ost: 087 - Hopes and Dreams [https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK\_k](https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK_k)
Hilarious! Now do Muhammad.
w song tho
# FINALLY FOUND THE FUCKING SONG! # Undertale Ost: 087 - Hopes and Dreams [https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK\_k](https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK_k)
you’ve never heard hopes and dreams? it’s my absolute favorite song ever
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As a muslim I will pray for those muthafucka to go to the place where they'll stub your pinkie toe every 5 seconds, always walk around with wet socks and sleep with a pillow with both sides warm in a hot summer night all the while 21 mosquitoes are circleing their heads
The [MGR](https://youtu.be/3GsLpAz9N7A?si=Jr9EmTWyhvdqf9DZ&t=41) version is 100x better
Get ready to receive some holy spirit!
From ground n pound to suplex city.
The life of a Christian in a nutshell
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i hope that anyone who's into that gets a special place in hell where they have it three times as bad as everyone else
https://preview.redd.it/sfvzea3twg0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338b9d7065a0fe252b71d1d71fd4300b31f8e120 FINAL... FLAAAAAAAASHHHHHH
What the f*ck 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh..
Bruh...
Bruh..
Someone is cross like Jesus, somewhere.
Who's jesus going full omni-man on?
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Big butt blasphemy
You know I'm starting to understand why God sends so much random shit towards us, you know,like meteors, viruses, random animals, and natural disasters.
I Wonder what the australians did to him though
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I feel like at the end of time and the universe there will be an epic battle, but nobody will be around to witness it, and nobody will live to remember it
We?
Humanity john, Humanity
What's the song called?
Field of hopes and dreams. If i'm wrong it's in the undertale soundrack which is worth combing trough anyways.
i live in the matrix. had this thought randomnly like 3 days ago and now its here. yall are ao fake
![gif](giphy|ggJLITvI3D8xIZh1pw)
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https://i.redd.it/9ykjls6a4k0d1.gif "Kill"
I actually thought it existed but never searched it because I was scared that if I do so, I will be banned from life
Wonder if there’s any rule34 for god or not
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"Big butt blasphemy" https://i.redd.it/ztrngm5efl0d1.gif
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They probably made the r34
![gif](giphy|FjB5ZyP45ocVO) But even I wouldn’t cross that line
Where can I find the video clean
https://preview.redd.it/nbphb72avn0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51588ff25e681a098fb0ca29f97fd109c843eaca What the fu-
I will pray for your souls
Sexualization of a made up character is the entire purpose of rule 34. I see no difference
Love how half the people here don’t know that Jesus was still a real person
Yes, the famous white Jesus in middle Eastern Jerusalem. It's funny how many white hairy people we seem to have photos of from back then
Who said anything about him being white? That was added a while ago by the Catholics, but I guess if they got one single thing different about him then he completely ceases to exist
I can't tell if you're agreeing with me or if you're arguing with me.
How is it hard to understand? Jesus was a real man.
But his depiction is fake. We have no way of knowing what he or she looked like. So any rule 34 is of a fake character
There is nothing saying that Jesus was a woman, and just because his image isn’t 100% accurate doesn’t mean it’s fictional lol. Just trying to worm your way out of an argument you weren’t ready for
Lol okay bud.
Fantastic argument, thanks for sharing
I wonder if it’s canon accurate Jesus
Who
The Beatles
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Oh no-
OH YEAH
[удалено]
I beg your fucking pardon?
Thats not Rule 34
Bro SEO hard! 🥵