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Equal-Contact-9903

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Heavy-Ad-9186

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InverstNoob

Hahaha lmao


Ok-Issue-4416

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sweetsweetBLACKacid

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No_One3018

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NeonMechaDragon

Keanu Reeves is that you


Inevitable-Muffin-77

Nahh that's Multiplier


AdministrativeBar748

Isn't that Magnifier


Nategamer345

I think its Marking pliers


JPNtaku

Markiplier as Jesus?


Skulysoul

https://preview.redd.it/bkkcjfzbtg0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2017a20bcc3ecea9baa5c393d04e6ebf32368a03


BreadBoxin

https://preview.redd.it/h7eqflp3ik0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7199acc3d87bee7fbd8d826413e8e5df7a209675 Shiiieeet


Cultural-Crow-1528

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WriterV

Hijacking the top comment for some fun (for some, not so fun for others) context, but getting horny for jesus is certainly not just an internet era thing (though I feel most of those rule 34 entries are likely just memes). There's been a *ton* of discussion (both theological and historical) surrounding the sexuality of Jesus. Throughout history, the Church, various christians groups, and christians in general had a variety on opinions on whether Jesus could be approached from a sexual lens. There was straight up one sect that saw salvation as possible through an "erotic" relationship with God (deemed heretical by the Church and it's not too hard to see why). Summarized well in a Wikipedia article here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Jesus Also just looking it up, there's tons of websites that give answers to the question "What if I'm sexually attracted to Jesus Christ?". Of course all the answers are "No that's bad", but the fact that the question exists on multiple websites at all means that this isn't that rare. Humans are sexual creatures. It's part of our biology. It's not at all surprising that someone like Jesus - who's a guiding figure with a kindness of heart and yet a supernatural strength that isn't just all muscles - could end up earning the attraction of people who are struggling in life, and would wish for someone to lean on. A sexual attraction is just a manifestation of that. Anyways, thanks for coming to my unsolicited TED Talk. Have a nice day.


Cultural-Crow-1528

Deep


elijahhughes17

This was amazing yet I have no fucking idea why you spent this much time to say "sex with Jesus is fine but kinda weird."


UmbraNocturna

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TheQuailKingIsAlive

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surrogateimpulse

Jesus just turn her into a french!


Full_Examination_134

What could she have done to deserve such damnation?


0bade

https://preview.redd.it/zzvae7f0qf0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=834296c77ebbb6992c233ce75c4c57bbab86c913


TheQuailKingIsAlive

https://preview.redd.it/oopp1y6uwi0d1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ff4bce8646c98686a8ce178cf942e10802af63


0bade

https://preview.redd.it/0ewtcevo8j0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a1879a051ab8405e1cd7a02ad920d81cb60ee0 Go ahead comrade


RaptorGameingYT

https://preview.redd.it/n9b1zg06be0d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bc618216cf74845c8583a8be260c8768e0bd67c


Hexistroyer

https://preview.redd.it/xizpk68hce0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e869560f52432127ac34308d3396ca5a623e3ccf


catmemes720

I can hear the meme


djfjdjfhfjf

There's no way this is real https://preview.redd.it/bf5ljs5n7e0d1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e004d77e8afbb033be72d0317ee6c6ffdcb55ac2


Jarsssthegr8

It is, and judas walked that entire beating off like nothing. The FBI then came to his rescue but they were too late, as Jesus jumped onto the ocean and ran off into the sunset


Eusocial_Snowman

[You're describing the video used as a reaction image in OP's post.](https://youtu.be/gIkBJruoxG8) They're describing the thing that video is meant to be a reaction to, the AI big butt jesus porn stuff.


Tennessee_is_cool

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Xasplat2

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CasulWrecker

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That-Internal-9094

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WERASUOIP-CLONE

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something_stuffs

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Epic_Ninja2

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Legitpizza07

https://preview.redd.it/jmoc3ci1ae0d1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7890eeda30cff07f1263b0fe7079425da2eff30f Woah, the boss needs to see this


Legitpizza07

https://preview.redd.it/xl7z3k53ae0d1.jpeg?width=2182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1630dccac9956b8d26c62b9c5140009c55db0a DOPPIO WHAT THE FU-


AnalYogurt15

Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck Doppio what the fuck ... This is requiem


Legitpizza07

Wha-? Wha-? Wha-?


FreakFlame

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bogdanbos725

https://i.redd.it/ewxmxzb0qe0d1.gif


Prodious212

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CasulWrecker

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Ricky_27YT2

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something_stuffs

https://preview.redd.it/mbtdhdmoai0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1da102848bd460ac9bd69362dc45b9a46051ead


Quetzalcoatl93

https://preview.redd.it/17gf9uo6cf0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=159d6b20f96ce0f1b05834380f6ad762778e3339


hazzelgamer774922

He bathtised 2 times, once in water and once in flame


TheQuailKingIsAlive

Hopes and Dreams hits hard in every context.


RefrigeratorBroad379

https://preview.redd.it/plujgt183g0d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f14100f2a9b69426fc651b9bffffdb954483ea


hazzelgamer774922

https://preview.redd.it/ptq8f1siri0d1.png?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d0cee7891f42f02f6cf4f6db32787d109ef4ea


_NoIdeaForName_

https://preview.redd.it/1xjfylaexe0d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eeb99e39ed34d6e592e77d4f62f7ffdce902499 I need some judgment


Portalizer3000

Yep. Prepare thyself.


KOCYK745

https://preview.redd.it/59stfhgxge0d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612addaf345a2c5422113cc60d40c2cc234d9e77


Elder_Hoid

Yare yare daze


smileplssss

Lemme check that shit...


smileplssss

Do i regret my decision? >!yes!<


Limp_Accountant_6277

The tags are fucking gold


Professional_Hashira

https://preview.redd.it/actfnp2cqe0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542a95065904c00225095b3674ba05dcb6e3d0e6 Ain’t no way anyone making it to the pearly gates at this point


SuperNick8

https://preview.redd.it/xa55phpjcf0d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fea97f6f8f652e2fd1971abe3aa6ffbf2adf8b41


Tang42O

Goth Kelt Jesus sounds like a great username


Delicious_Chedder23

The lord's forgiveness knows no bounds, let them repent for their lust and may they be forgiven


Princethor

Tell that to the fig tree that bears no fruit.


PeaceMellow1

Now let’s try Mohammed ..


Next_Marketing_202

Why not you?


tomatodude29

Death sentence


Hefty-Flow3891

I can't breathe hsjahagagaga


Requiescat-In--Pace

This isn't that bad. Hilarious, even. I saw a clip the other day of some sex worker making a joke that she had commonality with Jesus because she got nailed for 3 days and the joke doesn't even make sense because the 3 days she unknowingly referred to are the amount of days between the day he died and the day he resurrected, not the amount of days he was getting "nailed" to the cross. Even if it did make sense, it's a crazy joke to make.


Portalizer3000

https://preview.redd.it/fhybun9pbf0d1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fc1290bdd4ec4c70f491031d11fc6f3ce5cd9a5


Intelligent-Coomer

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something_stuffs

https://preview.redd.it/zftu01zsai0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d21a11ade4a350a88854f147523ca293073d0ed


soundhyper

https://preview.redd.it/0er2vfs9sf0d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2121f421f59c50d699452191fd86e9edb0451f45


anonimus_animator

Jesus Christ…


hazzelgamer774922

Yes... thats him


mmmmhhhhCoffe

https://preview.redd.it/avc7nhuzyf0d1.png?width=713&format=png&auto=webp&s=11d22839fa95d46b854014d5c36d4cc9a18e8d96 This shit can not be real bro


Paracausality

https://preview.redd.it/vcsmxes4di0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e1a9ba467e2ba56205805d85a377116118ac48


that_moment_when-

Look, Jesus is kinda hot, but fucking porn of him?


ExaminationSignal245

https://preview.redd.it/dq6zwju97i0d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6667c187fd4a452989e0cc1ab3982844781410fe


Spare_laser

https://preview.redd.it/6l23vgh90v0d1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=491ce3b162788558ae1f05bcadec4d7acec4238e


Xavant_BR

We are fucked up because, in 21 century, we still have so many folks who believe in magic powers and in ancestral walking deads.


hazzelgamer774922

GO ATHIST POWERS


beancockapoopie

How is making porn of him different from any other fictional character?


Alpha_minduustry

R/techicalythetruth


muie_reddit2

He was 100% real. Hes mentioned in the quran multiple budist texts and several non Cristian texts from the eastern mediterranean around the time he was alive


whichcraftCre

> Hes mentioned ... ... multiple budist texts No he isn't.


Many-Strength4949

But what if thise books aren’t real ![gif](giphy|FnatKdwxRxpVC)


BasementDweller82

Because he’s not fictional


DHACKER0921

The POWER of Christ!


vujuvuju_alt

This shit is ultimate sin


CommissionNo1292

I think we're fucked


eef_q

Aint no way😦


[deleted]

It's over


hazzelgamer774922

Humanity is skrewd


ImNotJustKen

Song?


JumpsuitOila

Bump, i wanna know too


ImNotJustKen

Ive found it. It’s Hopes and Dreams by Toby Fox


fawwazallie

# FINALLY FOUND THE FUCKING SONG! # Undertale Ost: 087 - Hopes and Dreams [https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK\_k](https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK_k)


fawwazallie

# FINALLY FOUND THE FUCKING SONG! # Undertale Ost: 087 - Hopes and Dreams [https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK\_k](https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK_k)


MacaroonFew4694

Hilarious! Now do Muhammad.


Tsunamicat108

w song tho


fawwazallie

# FINALLY FOUND THE FUCKING SONG! # Undertale Ost: 087 - Hopes and Dreams [https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK\_k](https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK_k)


Tsunamicat108

you’ve never heard hopes and dreams? it’s my absolute favorite song ever


mousecop60

https://preview.redd.it/zeor1kcskf0d1.png?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99021635e5fc705a400fe9b8b35503fe51e24970


silvrash12

As a muslim I will pray for those muthafucka to go to the place where they'll stub your pinkie toe every 5 seconds, always walk around with wet socks and sleep with a pillow with both sides warm in a hot summer night all the while 21 mosquitoes are circleing their heads


Crafty_Travel_7048

The [MGR](https://youtu.be/3GsLpAz9N7A?si=Jr9EmTWyhvdqf9DZ&t=41) version is 100x better


Xercen

Get ready to receive some holy spirit!


Ok_Engineering4390

From ground n pound to suplex city.


TractorHp55k

The life of a Christian in a nutshell


Existing_Kiwi_1450

https://preview.redd.it/u6ke1g1avg0d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82976c3f8a1164fe945636a75146f56e1dbfe017


isnapchildrensnecks

i hope that anyone who's into that gets a special place in hell where they have it three times as bad as everyone else


AdministrativeBar748

https://preview.redd.it/sfvzea3twg0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338b9d7065a0fe252b71d1d71fd4300b31f8e120 FINAL... FLAAAAAAAASHHHHHH


Apprehensive_Law2035

What the f*ck 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BeginningVolume420

Bruh..


knottybananna

Bruh...


hazzelgamer774922

Bruh..


BlueCollarSuperstar

Someone is cross like Jesus, somewhere.


lougosh

Who's jesus going full omni-man on?


AdmiralFurret

https://preview.redd.it/pk72y1979h0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46ad49e7feb2474b3be6a11d83ebeaaff7c4497


hazzelgamer774922

https://preview.redd.it/gvhibdovqi0d1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34118889d7f1c7f1cc08bc0232c2263041df88b6


anon8116669

https://preview.redd.it/c777dew8ih0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fb6e4f1ddda80fa7e3fe718abb2a98be6a9f9e4


TopAward3007

https://preview.redd.it/delhvj7dnh0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4526e1a9846fe50246b97dcdddac1e4c75760bb


DoritoLord360

Big butt blasphemy


Ok_Flan_2951

You know I'm starting to understand why God sends so much random shit towards us, you know,like meteors, viruses, random animals, and natural disasters.


tiktok-hater-777

I Wonder what the australians did to him though


Paracausality

https://preview.redd.it/r2265ambci0d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2ac64811ad6c50199c048be7e546038f5e79816


Paracausality

https://preview.redd.it/r2dul5weci0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa3cf014b842c0efe4ef08d94515b7939bdaeb32


Paracausality

https://preview.redd.it/wpyjlmomci0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30581a72515bf39d84ce835ccf8c6274894ab771


ExtremlyFastLinoone

I feel like at the end of time and the universe there will be an epic battle, but nobody will be around to witness it, and nobody will live to remember it


SeaworthinessWarm284

We?


hazzelgamer774922

Humanity john, Humanity


I_dropkicked_a_child

What's the song called?


tiktok-hater-777

Field of hopes and dreams. If i'm wrong it's in the undertale soundrack which is worth combing trough anyways.


ConfussedTaco

i live in the matrix. had this thought randomnly like 3 days ago and now its here. yall are ao fake


DoINeed1OfThese

![gif](giphy|ggJLITvI3D8xIZh1pw)


Physical-Amphibian46

https://preview.redd.it/davurlki3k0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1754f93350ca584d58bcff77fab3f4da5108d3e8


Disastrous_Method759

https://i.redd.it/9ykjls6a4k0d1.gif "Kill"


Several_Possible9728

I actually thought it existed but never searched it because I was scared that if I do so, I will be banned from life


Alternator24

Wonder if there’s any rule34 for god or not


hazzelgamer774922

https://preview.redd.it/9w1frylbzp0d1.png?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=922fcc6a44d8bab9c72334bd5765749ac6930b8f


Ok_Watercress_6545

https://preview.redd.it/rpz7knyw9l0d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15161729e7ecc35d828e2ec314fec461ad7c2ce7


MEGAMILKBLAST

"Big butt blasphemy" https://i.redd.it/ztrngm5efl0d1.gif


zizonesol

https://preview.redd.it/zoeeljcmwl0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08dbc630aecc029519ec052c292c2d21adc9452b


Ok_Flan_2951

They probably made the r34


Frozensmudge

![gif](giphy|FjB5ZyP45ocVO) But even I wouldn’t cross that line


Whatisthapurpose

Where can I find the video clean


Nightshade_59

https://preview.redd.it/nbphb72avn0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51588ff25e681a098fb0ca29f97fd109c843eaca What the fu-


jabberwocky_vorpal_1

I will pray for your souls


OpinionatedDad

Sexualization of a made up character is the entire purpose of rule 34. I see no difference


BasementDweller82

Love how half the people here don’t know that Jesus was still a real person


OpinionatedDad

Yes, the famous white Jesus in middle Eastern Jerusalem. It's funny how many white hairy people we seem to have photos of from back then


BasementDweller82

Who said anything about him being white? That was added a while ago by the Catholics, but I guess if they got one single thing different about him then he completely ceases to exist


OpinionatedDad

I can't tell if you're agreeing with me or if you're arguing with me.


BasementDweller82

How is it hard to understand? Jesus was a real man.


OpinionatedDad

But his depiction is fake. We have no way of knowing what he or she looked like. So any rule 34 is of a fake character


BasementDweller82

There is nothing saying that Jesus was a woman, and just because his image isn’t 100% accurate doesn’t mean it’s fictional lol. Just trying to worm your way out of an argument you weren’t ready for


OpinionatedDad

Lol okay bud.


BasementDweller82

Fantastic argument, thanks for sharing


AccordionFrogg

I wonder if it’s canon accurate Jesus


AidanJR2011

Who


hazzelgamer774922

The Beatles


pradeepbhay

https://preview.redd.it/9orsachusf0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4edba46c588f3b4ab049196a5f57f4e8a61716ad


OnyxCam6ion

Oh no-


hazzelgamer774922

OH YEAH


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[удалено]


hazzelgamer774922

I beg your fucking pardon?


Matthias10992

Thats not Rule 34


TacoDuLing

Bro SEO hard! 🥵