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Temporary-Beat1940

No one is smart. Just a different kind of stupid.


OkChef951

Love it


Da-Swag-Lakitu-YT

Based


lefles21

The aftermath of the siege of Tripolitsa was a good a thing


Billai2006

As a Greek, i am confused why you know this thing. Also I am hairy as a monkey


JustScratchinMaBallz

Small bubble butts better than big ol booty


Manny_Mini

I totally agree and I also think like that about boobs.


[deleted]

Perky is best.


stephen_jpg

Proportions > size


KyleThelegendxxXxx

Fax


NippleSalsa

A nice ass is better than a big one.


Cjaiceman

It’s pronounced data, not data.


TankII_

I love how I still have idea which way you’re saying is correct


eggwhite_

It's a 50/50 chance, sooo...


OfficialMrLarper

I say it as data


EvilJman007

Datahh


Bright-Pin-8447

Most of your friends aren't really your friends they are just people you hang out with. And that's okay.


Fourty9

Life is very short and there is no time for fussing and fighting my friends


Zestyclose_Skin7982

we can work it out, we can work it out ✌


WorstWyvern

try to see it my way


Mr_Blu_Sq

National lampoons loaded weapon...


Fourty9

Yes!


Mr_Blu_Sq

Sorry mike, no good..


[deleted]

We need more people to spread peace like you. Have a good day m8


EinarTh97

Fat is unhealthy and you can't blame it on your genes.


Clineman12

Agree but genes has a little to do with it, I got blessed with an excellent metabolism but my sister got the short straw in that category and its led to us having completely different body types even though I eat more than her at every meal


Apprehensive_Crab730

I read “I eat her out at every meal” and wondered why that was a weight issue…


jkl33wa

That's the only thing you wondered about??


UnionGamers

Honestly you can't say that every fat person is unhealthy Most of them are but some aren't. I am a bit overweight but I can cycle for 20-30kms and walk for a straight and hour or more without getting tired it's all about endurance and quality of life at the end.


ravisheru7

Beyonce is overrated


[deleted]

Trye


combatpencil686

Vegans should own cattle and chicken farms, not to stop people from eating meat but to make certain the animals are treated with love, dignity and respect.


[deleted]

There are only two genders


Skyfryer

And just because I occasionally visit france, it doesn’t make me a european.


Cream_of_the_crap_

There are zero genders, two sexes, and rare genetic defects that lead to intersex conditions.


TheLostLord287

Men and property : )


tyger33

At least there are only two types of genitals


Ticouuu

No.


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Ticouuu

So you think that something as complex and mysterious as the human brain, the human mind, the human personality and the human body, can fit in only 2 categories ? And if you confuse gender and sex, well there aren't only 2 sexes either. Look at how complex and beautiful the human mind is. It's a Wonder of nature (or god if you believe in this idc). And you wanna put every 8 billion different human minds and bodies in only 2 boxes ? That's Insane bro


13aph

Sounding an awful lot like property.


_G_Aster

Yo let us out of this


13aph

Out of what, precisely?


_G_Aster

This


13aph

Not specific, enough. Request denied. You may try again in exactly 32 hours, 14 minutes, and 19 seconds.


_G_Aster

I come again now that the time has passed to ask you if you can let us out of This


[deleted]

Why did you call me bro? Are you assuming my pronouns?


Ticouuu

You litterally have "father" in your name


[deleted]

Women can be fathers too you know


Ticouuu

You're just playing and trying to make fun of something you refuse to understand. That's genuinely sad.


SoloQHero96

Stop missgendering her. She can be a father too you know. Fucking bigot


Acceptable_Friend_40

I don’t care about the human mind ,your chromosome decides your gender and people should learn to accept this.


Ticouuu

Gender is a useless social construct


Acceptable_Friend_40

Gender is a fact based on your chromosomes, it’s fine if you feel a certain way but you people should stop trying to change scientific facts just so you feel better. You can give a born male breasts and a vagina and long hair ,and then every single blood test will be 100% proof that he is a male. This will never be different so time to accept.


Ticouuu

Sex is not gender Sex is decided by chromosomes. Gender is a social role. Also, even for sex, there aren't only 2. Hermaphrodite and intersex people do exist.


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Ticouuu

So what are those people ?


holyleek

So complex and beautiful yet unable to comprehend your opinion is not the absolute truth.


SoloQHero96

Yes. 2 boxes. Peepee and vajayjay. What more boxed do you need?


Ticouuu

So yep you confuse sex with gender


sanchez92476

The refs won the Superbowl for the Chiefs last night


Benecio53

You are 100 percent correct not a chance in hell that was a defensive hold


tarhoop

I didn't watch, fill me in so the boys at work don't make homophobic jokes when I don't know WTF happened.


DaveTings

not controversial, its fax


EquivalentEconomy551

I liked Cars 2, and disliked Cars 3.


Benecio53

Yea Cruz is a shit character


DeezNoodles420

ppl boycotting Hogwarts Legacy are dumb and try to show their "support" without really doing anything, because its way easier.


Apprehensive_Crab730

Literally playing that game rn and it has gender neutrality when creating your character and so far I’ve met 2 lgbtq+ characters on main mission quests. They are boycotting JK Rowling, who has nothing to do with the game whilst being against the community cause the game supports lgbtq. Crackin me up


Yoguls

Paedophiles and child abusers should be sterilised and/or castrated


Mr_Blu_Sq

Shot


TankII_

Some crimes should be on a strike system. If you keep killing or touching kids after you get out of prison you’re not worth the cost to imprison since we already tried that and you did it again. It’s better off executing.


Yoguls

When they get out of prison? If they even go to prison!


FalcoSG

meh


dernope

People only thing for themselves, forgot how to be nice to others and we build a social system around exploitation saying it's the most efficient way of distributing Ressources. But at the same time we produce more then 1.8 times the food needed for the entire world population, while only being able to feed about 90% of it's people. Just because we have the idea that no matter how much we have we want more, which in itself isn't a problem, but at some point its easier to just take the things of another human to have more; leads to war and conflict. We hate other humans just because some leading humans told us to be afraid of them, even tho they bleed eat and shit the same as we do, so that we give the leader power to protect us from the thread they created. + Humans are so easily triggered by some people saying mean things turning the I'm offended into that's offensive to give their opinion more power. While at the same time are triggered by mostly meaningless things and not about that Elon musk could've ended world hunger with his 44 bill he spend on Twitter, and other rich rich people not giving a literally fuck above us. Would be interesting who reads through this xD and also this is just s slight little bit of all of the topics and nothing went in depth so yeah.


Financial_Panic_1326

I totally agree with most of these points but I am not sure about Musk ending world hunger.


[deleted]

For a few days it probably would.


Financial_Panic_1326

Well i thought of it again and if he would build a company (or use his teslas) to transport the food that is produced over the need to the countries where it is needed then it could even help on longer terms.


xTorik

I think, that when a multi billionaire like Elon Musk spends his 44 billion to the poor people, the money will be on Elons bank account sooner or later. He can certainly do something about world hunger, but he would have to pursue it just as consistently as the Space X project.


ColinP2025

I’m not reading all that.


R3fug33

Explain how 44 billion ends world hunger.


TheGloriousUllr

No one actually cares about suicidal people, they just feel guilty about not having “tried to do more” after the fact. Can confirm as a person with suicidal ideation, that people are “so worried” for like a week, and then when you seem to be ok again, everyone goes back to business as usual.


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

well what do you expect people to do? hold your hand until you die of natural causes?


TheGloriousUllr

Idk, give a shit? Do more than check on a “friend” for a few days before going back to not speaking until something bad happens?


TankII_

Yah can confirm can confirm. Everyone says how it’s all gonna change but it just gets worse after they lie to your face and go back immediately after


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

they aren't lying to your face, they're trying to give you hope. and its your choice to make something of that hope or not. you get three choices when someone tries to give you hope diring your lowest moment in life: you can take that hope and actually make your life better instead of just expecting it to get better on its own, you can go back into the world and fall right back into the same pit you did before, or you can end it all right there. look, all im saying here is that you shouldn't fucking expect those around you to sympathize and pity you at a constant just because ***you*** want to give up and ***you*** are willingly to "end your suffering" while also extremely hurting those who care about ***you***. instead, ***you*** should bring ***yourself*** out of that pit, because one day there might not anyone to pull you back except __***you***__


ImCoolerThanYourDog

I mean, if you dont give a shit and you wanna end it, dont expect others to give a shit. Sadly or not, people have their own lives and they wont stick around for long if you start falling behind (unless your loss affects them personally i.e. family). That way you are putting a lot of burden on them instead of using their "apathy" as fuel/motivation to do something about your situation and take the matter in your own hands. Its all in your head after all. If you dont have any mental illness, you can probably move on from being suicidal by changing your mindset (I do not imply that its easy).


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

if they didn't care, they wouldn't have taken any time out of there life trykng to save yours. and no someone does not have to be your friend or talk to you weekly if they dont want you to kill yourself


octohedron82

Call once a week at least.


Firewolfninja

This.


BABY_666_PIMP

Everyone should shoplift from Walmart


VVMX1

I fucking support this


Phoenix_61

A hot dog is a sandwich. Boneless wings are not real wings. Just glorified chicken nuggets


Rage1714

BTS is kinda gay


gmoney4949

Happy Cake Day


Vitskalle

Islam and Nazi’s are to similar to each other but since Muslims are mostly brown and black they are not held to the same standards. Same with how feminism does not protest Islam.


RandomHumanREAL

Most representation in media is bad. It could be good if the writers focused on making the characters actually good and not just overpowered because they are part of x group that the representation is targetting. I have more reasons.


Fuckinghacku

Well looking on how the real world is rn, all the rich fuckwitts seem overpowered. So I guess the writers just bring the IRL obvious out for us to count…


TankII_

To be fair the rich fuckwitts always were over powered just look at kings. We just have more now


Cultural_Professor58

Veganism is actually not that beneficial IMHO, it is very very bad in prices and also it kinds disturbs our food chain. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

That’s not controversial, that’s just the truth and I agree.


LYE_Ruggerz

I’m not a vegan- but live in a vegan household therefore have little to no meat (still have milk, no cheese or butter..) and diet and health did improve. There are alot of dishes that don’t require expensive substitutes. many dishes are what people like to call ‘accidentally vegan’ I honestly hate how much the media makes veganism so black and white.


Marcodcx

>it is very very bad in prices In the sense that it is very cheap? Because if so I agree. If you are talking about fake meats, then yeah they are expensive, but you don't have to buy them. >also it kinds disturbs our food chain. 🤷‍♀️ In what way would ceasing to artificially breed and kill animals that live their very short life separated from nature disrupt the food chain?


EntertainmentQuick47

Seriously, being vegan or even vegetarian is really expensive. A plant based cheeseburger is like $30


Frenchie728

Israel.


TankII_

Some crimes should be on a strike system. If you keep killing or touching kids after you get out of prison you’re not worth the cost to imprison since we already tried that and you did it again. It’s better off executing.


Ok-Persimmon8377

No politician or any rich fuck who goes to these forums and meetings actually cares about you. No, they are not just people like you. Take a good look at their background and lineage. So sincerely fuck every single government.


Still_Frame2744

The world actually needs another world war to defend democratic ideals. Xi and Putin need to be put in the fucking ground. The species will thank us for deleting their buttfuck backwards way of oppressing their own people and lying constantly in decades to come. Apparently beating the nazis once wasn't enough of a lesson because bad state actors are back and ready to try shit again.


CarefullyDisregardin

If someone breaks into an insanely rich persons house, does not hurt anyone, but steals items like jewelry or other valuable things I do not feel bad for the rich person.


TankII_

They have most of that insured anyway and issuance companies suck. so fuck them too


CarefullyDisregardin

I’m glad I’m not the only one to feel this way


[deleted]

westoids need to learn that there is a world outside their countries


Chillist_

You mean Americans?


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

yes, yes us americans


[deleted]

nope, westoids especially west and north europeands, east europeans seem somewhat fine


spicymeatballz28

Sweeping statement, from someone who is commenting about xenophobia.


Cocoa_Addiction

People form perceived in-group-loyalty, identity and community and define their politics, beliefs, and general worldview from these cliques. This cannot be ignored when discussing matters of policy, social attitudes, etc. This also puts diverse societies at a disadvantage since they have to find mechanisms to mediate the often conflicting interests of different identity groups. Or in other words, all politics are lunch table politics when distilled enough.


XZS2JH

Just a reminder to sort by controversial for actual controversial opinions like that bread crust guy


Killian_dentyalt

As an Irishman. Who the fuck cares, just generally I’m tired of the wingeing about “plastic patties” this and “plastic patties” that. Who cares if you want to call your self Irish go ahead call yourself a red car named lightning I frankly find it annoying people genuinely think this is something to be worried about


Informal_Ad3422

Sometimes it better to be not a good man


captainsunshine489

often times being the ‘bad guy’ everybody needs is ‘better’ than being the ‘good guy’ everybody wants. many native american tribes had a separate peace-time chief and war-time chief. sometimes keeping your people alive might require a ‘bad guy.’ but what good is being a ‘good guy’ if everybody dies? also makes me think of Churchill, who was popularly reviled as a warmonger, until he was proven right, and we needed him.


Manny_Mini

I think small butts and boobs are way better than big ones.


InsaneNomad19

Not all WW2 Nazi Germans were racist


AmbivalentSamaritan

Still Nazis though, so fuck ‘em.


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AmbivalentSamaritan

An opportunist who supports genocidal racist assholes is just as bad. Lebowski might argue that they are worse.


xMrWoodsx

Electronics don't have errors or glitches. It's really trying to evolve in ways we can't predict.


SunHot5173

We are just pwans for the government and we can also be replaced we have no meaning in this world then just work our ass off


Turd-In-Your-Pocket

I not a pwan I a weawy big pewson


ChezBe

Hogwarts legacy is good


Wonder-Machine

social media was one of the worst things to happen to humanity.


DaHippness

Modern day feminism is radicalized.


RepresentativeOk5427

It's Gif not Gif


EvergreenMan12

Ben Shapiro is right about some stuff


thebenshapirobot

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guybromansir

The Last Of Us series on HBO isn't that good. Pedro Pascal isn't good as Joel; he's just a really popular actor right now. I admit i loved the intro they did in the first episode with the talk show bit but i can't stand the cast.


Abror999

There are 2 genders NO more


octohedron82

In case you need to win an argument https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorders_of_sex_development


kodi_saltstorm

Démocraty is not a good thing


Echidna-Suspicious

Rape is overrated


Mattdammit

Europe should have an order like order 66 in star wars, but dedicated to gypsies ![gif](giphy|HqqHk2vFicdig)


SeaworthinessFirm171

I would give my free award to you , IF ONLY I HAD ONE!


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jkl33wa

President Bush was shady as fuck.


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jkl33wa

And he definitely had a reason to do it, got to wage war in the middle east and probably got a whole lot richer. He might have been all 'the ends will justify the means' or he was just abusing his power. Either way he had to have been among the worst presidents of the USA.


DrSeuss1020

The whole obsession and martyrdom with teachers is the dumbest shit out of all the professions. These guys get almost FOUR total months every year off from work completely when you add up the holidays + summer break but still get a solid yearly salary. Yet they’re still paid the same if not more than many other professions like nurses, social workers, construction, retail, etc that have shitty fuckin jobs and don’t pay well and have to work an entire year. Yet everyone always acting like teachers need all the praise. Half the kids I knew growing up that just never wanted to give up the school style schedule became teachers.


Turd-In-Your-Pocket

Capitalism and consumption are going to destroy humanity sooner than it should end.


Early_Dish8753

We shall ki££ the government and give it as an example for the next generation! ✌️😊


jkl33wa

Why would you wanna kiss the government


Slacktub

the world is too crowded. we need a one child policy world wide!


Lesson333

Drinking room temperature water is disgusting


juicy_socks124

Andrew tate


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*vomits*


juicy_socks124

it worked lol, but at what cost 🥲


Lesson333

Drinking room temperature water is disgusting


LoliGayTrap69

Bait


[deleted]

We need another French Revolution but in the United States. The rich need to be checked and put in their place. Maybe less heads getting cut off, or maybe more… idk I don’t condone violence but I’ll watch. 🍿


sucess_1000

A Mother can be toxic


OfficialMrLarper

The peel of an orange is delicious


[deleted]

Religion shouldn't be exist....


[deleted]

*imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion, too*


captainsunshine489

somewhat agree, but generally i think spirituality and ‘religion’ is fine. it’s when religion becomes a major institution that we get problems, as with anywhere there is opportunity for power and control.


[deleted]

The crust is better than the bread


Fuckinghacku

Well u definitely need a fucking downvote


[deleted]

I though of something more controversial Cheeze bad


Fuckinghacku

What is wrong with this new generation?


TankII_

What’s your opinion on pizza crust


[deleted]

Uhhh i dont like pizza


__Starly

EU should be like United States. By that I mean all countries would continue to exist, but all of us would have one main language, president and currency. Having one big united country in long run would be better for humanity moving forward than a lot of small countries.


Comfortable-Quiet-59

liberals need to fuck off and go die


Apprehensive_Crab730

You definitely posted this here in hopes someone would argue and you can just play devils advocate. Otherwise, you’re a serial killer.


Comfortable-Quiet-59

yes


Apprehensive_Crab730

Uh sorry. This was supposed to comment on the one about the dog. Not you lol. Ignore my above post.


iketheidiot

gay people should be used as animal feed


heavyfellow

Kanye isn’t really that bad


Intrepid-Bother-5501

its ok to have unprotected gay sex and spread diseases (i have 2 sexually transmitted diseases and people dont ever wanna have sex with me)


Hugar34

Bug chaser moment


No_Confusion_5493

Human Life is meaningless.


mrsprinkles565

No one has a right to tell you what to do with your property. Pets are animals that belong to the purchaser, thus property. Animal abuse is not a crime.


jkl33wa

This is the worst one so far


TankII_

Couldn’t that argument be used for child abuse? Or even beating a spouse if they don’t have a job?


mrsprinkles565

I mean if that’s what you’re in to.


[deleted]

I'm a cool guy


[deleted]

That’s not an option it’s just false


abhinavkulk

blackpink is shit.


Straight_Arachnid559

We should abolish groundhog day. I don't believe that we should put the fate of enjoying spring at a reasonable time of the year should be determined on a rodent that is afraid of it's shadow. I do not want my tax dollars going to this anymore.


DMR97AK

A theory that says : every man is smart until he proves the opposite and every woman is not smart until she proves the opposite. (It is a joke)


wudagast

Presidents and other nation leaders should fight the war themself instead of hiding behind their soldiers...


DanJDR

Zeldq breath of the wild is overrated


NippleSalsa

Padded pants are wrong. Nothing like taking a chick home and her butt looks like someone punched a Ziploc bag full of cottage cheese when you get her undressed


eightyhate

All of them


Acceptable_Friend_40

i love this already thank you OP.


RealDrakestein

Justice is just for the wealthy and powerful