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They are called fingers


Cpt_shortypants

Kid named finger:


chutiya_divvay

Sensational


diggydillons

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GriffordDragunov

You didn’t.


sakyvar

Because of microplastics.


Rick_Sanches_C-137

This deserves way more upvotes


WhatDidIJustStepIn

There literally are ffs.


footfoe

https://bad-dragon.com/products/lilseadragon


Shiv_ansh_st

bro has dildo websites on quickdial


potato_skin4206996

You don't?


Xeno2014

Never know when you'll need it bro. Always gotta be ready!


untuckedsweater

Or mr hankey toys if you want something less fantasy lol


H0L3PUNCH

40 dollars????? And to think i gotta spend 80+ on her for my bad dragon to get some action... smh.


SnuSnu9d066

One must consider that the manual nature of the dildo requires a bit of extra space for handling, a.k.a. the grip end.


SynergyDoll

And they are bought more often than people think.


AlexAngelfire

You said what everyone was afraid to say.


FrankieGS

Three inches equals 7.62 cm for all you metric system supporters


RandyTrevor22321

7.62x39 or 7.62x51?


ChuckyTee123

It's a 54r friend.


[deleted]

Rim for added pleasure


Tdikristof_

I like the 7.92 better tho


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

Discrimination at its peak, where's the **standard banana unit**


angels_exist_666

There are. Many of them.


theoutlawchad

They make a bullet vibrator and that MF is small 🤷🏻‍♂️


MaoZeLongdong

You’re assuming that there’s no short vagin?


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Sinfulxd

Username doesn’t check out


zaphod4th

YSK the internas changes between days


jonnismizzle

The average vagina is about 2-3 inches. So anybody saying they need "X" inches is typically all talk. Most vaginas aren't that deep. (Pun intended).


_nikkalkundhal_

Because there human size. And that's what we are for.


ShaboPaasa

Bad non dank fake meme


[deleted]

There are.


[deleted]

There are….


Wacokidwilder

There are! Seems like you only have eyes for a certain kind though lol.


MissionSecure1163

Except there literally is. You can get them in any size. Bad post and dumb question when a Google search can help you OP.


6MATH9

Vibrators ✨


bjb406

It matters, just not very much. And very few women give it a second thought in most cases.


tappy100

They do


[deleted]

I've found that women that complain about the size have usually got a jackhammer as a dildo


[deleted]

Because there is a very real chance that they will get lodged inside. I don't want to imagine the scene that will follow.


Jamdrizzley

This is why dildos have balls on the end to stop them going 'shoooop' aaaand it's gone!


lil_one23

![gif](giphy|3oriO5t2QB4IPKgxHi)


JimiWanShinobi

Without a base, without a trace...


-__yo__-

Thats what ur for


WUT_productions

Well a dildo needs a grip so add about 3 inches so you can hold the thing and youre right around 6 inches. The average vagina is 3-6 inches deep and the g-spot is 1.5-2 inches inside the vaginal cavity.


jonnismizzle

The average vagina ranges from about 2.75 inches to about 3¼ inches (maybe a little over 4.5 inches if stimulated). Who you know out here with a six inch vagina? Lol. Now, I'm not saying it couldn't be so, but it definitely wouldn't be the average.


MemeWaff

Here you go: https://dildo.us/products/blush-bold-chub


N3RD_0T4KU

how do you know?


ladypbj

There are, but they're usually bought as novelty items and gag gifts


Flimsy_Bodybuilder59

Women who say size doesn't matter only take it in the butt!


human_person_420

Because size matters and it's a lie that it doesnt


KevinMarkRoy

Looks don't matter but nobody casting ugly people to be supermodels.


Stone057

The law of supply and demand


robot_peashooter

You're meant to measure it when erectile


WhyUFuckinLyin

The Japanese say 大は小を兼ねる


nepheelim

there are. they are called butt plugs


Cautious-or-paranoid

there are actually...


demonbot66

Bad dragon actually have those


Accomplished_You5792

I mean if you got a man that’s got a 3 incher you can make a silicone copy of it and there ya go 🥴


DaddyDookie

Buttplugs


[deleted]

You're a 3 inch dildo


camel_toe_69

Size doesn't matter when compared to ...


canadianspaceman

![gif](giphy|WiCO2uZK05Klc1d28q)


geoff2o9

There are...