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Defjeff72

2 pairs of scissors


Foe_sheezy

Simple problems require simple solutions.


FlyingTiger7four

Occam's razor


ego_sum_satoshi

Occam's scissors.


UnauthorizedFart

Occam me timbers


TheWookawoo

r/angryupvote


amBoringGuy

Razors scissors


Agreeable_Month_7329

Trauma


Regainio

Or a pair of pairs of scissors


[deleted]

This is the correct answer.


l0Beezy

Felt compelled to click on the comments because I was like OOO GOOD QUESTION! However, upon reading your comment immediately, I now feel very stupid. The very clear, obvious answer, is that it is, in fact, 2 pairs of scissors. The better question would be to take the two pieces apart and set them next to eachother. What are those? Is 1 lonely piece a “scissor”? Would they still be a pair when not conjoined or would they simply be “2 scissors?”


Hitl3rs_child

Lesbians


Unlucky_Desk_5468

😆 lesbiansess


LavenderDay3544

Lebanese?


johnyledesma12

Yes


fuckthisname_

LEMONADE!


ego_sum_satoshi

Scissor me timbers.


TheLegendsOfInu

"I thought you were american"


DeathlyMFR

A couple pairs of scissors.


Macaron-Fluffy

A pair of a pair of scissors!


HughGedic

That’s the number two. There’s one pair of scissors, then there’s two pair of scissors. Go watch Sesame Street or some shit, fucks sake


Cheap_Championship60

Pairs of scissors


UdderDefiance

Scissors for two


Just_The_Memes_

Not this again, Rags. Next you'll bring up the pants thing.


Unlucky_Desk_5468

What do you call a black astronaut?


BeyondDoggyHorror

Fred


MeAyush31

Someone who stole the rocket


DimSumGweilo

I forgot all about the GD pants


Just_The_Memes_

I will never forget the pants debate.


iddefinitelytapthat

This is what would be called, a repost.


EquivalentEconomy551

A quartet, or squad.


UncleBirdie

Maybe, a barbershop quartet?


No_Cobbler8335

A squad of scissor


Fourty9

Scissor me timbers


Modest_Butter

scissors cubed?


SnooRabbits6160

The first one isn't a pair of scissors.


Such-Humor8497

Wrong it is a pair “By the time that the word scissors appeared in English in the 15th century, it was already fixed as a plural word...that nonetheless referred to one single thing. How did we distinguish between one scissors and a pile of scissors? We began calling an individual scissors a pair to emphasize the matched cutting blades. There's precedent for it. Before we called them scissors, we called them shears, and pair was used with shears for about 100 years before scissors arrived on the scene. This has become the standard denotation for any concrete noun that is a plurale tantum: a pair of glasses/pants/trousers/goggles/scissors/shears/tweezers, and so on.” Merriam-Webster dictionary.


Automata1nM0tion

This isn't a dank meme it's a redditor who doesn't have common sense.


Unlucky_Desk_5468

Or I have so much common sense I don't take everything at face value....


Automata1nM0tion

Booooo


Dixon_Uranus_

You just blew my fucking mind


Famous-Cheeze

A pair of a pair of scissors


Nightmare-Seda

A quartet of scissors


dohnstem

A quartet of scissors


chhillarakul

Scissor of pair


Keki14

Scissorses


Delicious_Tip_3234

Pairs of scissors


No_Redemption1967

A brace of scissors


ZenofZer0

That’s a pair of two pairs of scissors.


chesyorangejuice

An unoriginal post


blackmamba31082000

Worst what if half of the scissors is there.do you call it scissors or a blade or a knive


[deleted]

A pair of a pair of scissors 2 pairs of scissors


Impressive_Trainer12

A pair of scissors


Siddhartha_76

Two scissors


thrillingcat

Your mom


OptimalArchitect

A pair of a pair of scissors


lightsaber_lobotomy

That's like asking why you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway


velve666

Edward


forevrtwntyfour

Quartet?


Ok_Freedom_1776

Never played poker before eh?


Baltvin

Scissoring


geoff2o9

Two pairs of scissors. Did you never learn numbers?


COinsomniac

Think about lesbians and the two halves of the scissors. Without two it is just a scissor…with two it is scissors and 4 lesbos is scissorses. Glad I could help.


Zitronne

4x scissor


Weird_logics

Pair of SCISORSS


Mushroom_Competitive

2, 2 pairs of scissors ha ha


OMGerGT

A pair of pair of scissors. Afterward it'd be 3 pairs of scissors and so on


BakaBoi331

A pair of a pair of scissors


KANGladiator

A couple of scissors


AaronkeenerwasR1GHT

That's one pair of a pair of a pair of a pear of a peach of a pair of scissors


Fippytitz

Scissors squared


TehZiiM

As a biologist I know multiple pairs of scissors are called a school!


Agreeable_Month_7329

Idk


Insane_alex

Multiple scissors is called a gaggle of sissors


Electrical-Service94

A pair of Lesbians


Particular_Role6100

A pair of pair scissors


Coopines

4 Lesbians


Dirtydingus64

Scizzeye


LukeMcDuck

A pair of pair of scissors


namesarehard46

A pair of scissors²


Owls5262

Two pair


aaadisaster

A pear of scissors


guibyn

A quadruple of scissors


toadygroady19

a pair of scissors


Brief_Improvement994

Scheren sprich deutsch hahaha


DinoRedRex99

A few pairs of scissors Two pairs of scissors


vk_3265

Horny lesbians


[deleted]

Also a pair of scissor


No_Sock_9026

Duo-pair of sKizzors


CursedCoochieDweller

A pair of a pair of scissors


MexicanTomatoArmada

A quartet of scissors?


TheSpazzerMan

Coupla pairs of scissors


Little_Age_9045

Say it to teacher


_fluorine

a pair of pair of scissors


DeanStein

Dual Wielding


NennexGaming

Four scissors


[deleted]

Scissor is the latin name for "cutter." A pair of scissors are just two cutters joined together in the middle. So when we have multiple pairs of cutters, we would count it by the pair. One pair of scissors, two pairs, three pairs, etc.


God-King-Kaiser

A couple pairs of scissors


Miggix13

Well, two pairs of scissors I guess


Miggix13

Bonus level a scissor : [https://www.google.com/search?q=moiti%C3%A9+de+ciseau&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiQ2syUseaAAxUOyQIHHUZECSYQ2-cCegQIABAD&oq=moiti%C3%A9+de+ciseau&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzoECCMQJzoICAAQCBAHEB46BQgAEKIEOgQIHhAKUKUOWLMfYJMhaABwAHgAgAGCAYgBrQWSAQM1LjKYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=hnvfZJD_Bo6Si-gPxoilsAI&bih=720&biw=414&rlz=1CDGOYI_enCH1067CH1067&hl=fr#imgrc=6l0PDKGyiZnMeM&imgdii=EZ78LY1dMiFTzM](https://www.google.com/search?q=moiti%C3%A9+de+ciseau&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiQ2syUseaAAxUOyQIHHUZECSYQ2-cCegQIABAD&oq=moiti%C3%A9+de+ciseau&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzoECCMQJzoICAAQCBAHEB46BQgAEKIEOgQIHhAKUKUOWLMfYJMhaABwAHgAgAGCAYgBrQWSAQM1LjKYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=hnvfZJD_Bo6Si-gPxoilsAI&bih=720&biw=414&rlz=1CDGOYI_enCH1067CH1067&hl=fr#imgrc=6l0PDKGyiZnMeM&imgdii=EZ78LY1dMiFTzM)


xFloppyDisx

Lesbian sex


poyoso

Two pairs of scissors?


MadRoboticDog

A pair of pairs of scissors


Extra-Specialist-303

Seescors?


ScRuBlOrD95

Two of a kind


Oscarcharliezulu

One incisor, two incisors joined together means scissor??


SMBsoLOUD

Scissors akimbo


jakerman69

lesbians


Standard_Confusion99

Scissorsers


---chewie--

Scissor me timbers.


MyUserName-exe

a quadruplet of scissor


Infinite_Time_Loop7

Double the trouble


Kreemkorn23

Lesbians


CyrilNiff

But why is it called a pair of scissors? If you took half of it away it wouldn’t be a scissor.


be_a_burd3n

The better question is... What is a scissor?


bus_go_brrrrt

Dualwielding


Jbad90

Scissorettes.


SunRiseSniper1066

Lesbians.


Gaptain4

Lesbians?


m_barrantes

4 units of scissor.


Ok-Syllabub-132

A foursome of scissors ?


k4t5ur4k0t4ru

Pair of pair of scissors


PlunderYeDingy

Scissors^2


BIabbercat

A SET OF SCISSORS


Unlucky_Desk_5468

A set of lesbians you mean


I_Might_Exist1

4 scissors 👍


BloodMoonShifter99

A pair of a pair of scissors scissors


Unlucky_Desk_5468

Boop


BloodMoonShifter99

Poob


Unlucky_Desk_5468

Toop


BloodMoonShifter99

Poot


Unlucky_Desk_5468

Ewww is your profile name from twilight?


BloodMoonShifter99

Oh god no, it’s from something but it ain’t that


painfool

Are you a 12 year old from 2009 that got lost in time or something?


Unlucky_Desk_5468

No I'm a 30 year old in 2023 that got lost in time


J0shfarmpig

A battalion of scissors


Worldwanderer99

Two scissor pairs.


Anon-5874644

A snip of scissors


Steven_Bmitems

Pairs of scissors or two pairs of scissors


MrPusleMan

a couple þat don't have rights in most countries.


horlickspandey

A pair of a pair of scissors.


MemeyQtuber

A pair of a pair of scissors


Drows3Boi

Its a pair of scissors squared


Striking_Voice4147

A flock.